I created an era of entertainment in Journey to the West

Chapter 68 I want to mess with Tang Monk!

"It's actually Buddhism that's doing this!"

On the rooftop of the villa, Du Fei withdrew his spiritual thoughts that he had quietly explored, crushed the Coke bottle in his hand, and said bitterly.

He asked why the golden-winged roc came to kill him.

It turns out it was the old lady Guanyin who instigated it!

Du Fei suddenly felt an unknown fire in his heart. The conflict between him and Buddhism was originally provoked by Guanyin Bodhisattva. "My Buddha" was just a counterattack, but the other party now looked like he couldn't afford it.

He actually wanted to kill him.

"What a great benevolent and compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves all sentient beings!"

"Play dirty tricks on me, okay, since you are in the first grade of junior high school, don't blame me for being in the fifteenth grade." Du Fei gritted his teeth and said.

He clasped his hands behind his back and paced back and forth on the rooftop, thinking about countermeasures.

For now, the best way to discredit Buddhism is by making a film, but suitable films are not easy to find.

Although there were many anti-religious films on Earth in previous lives.

But it's the only one that combines comedy and religious reflection so perfectly like "Oh My God".

Most of the others are art films.

If there are still people on earth who appreciate it, I would like to copy it here.

I'm afraid it's not just going to hit the streets.

He even smashed the signboard of Black Wind Mountain Studios!

The most important thing is that no matter how many movies are made and how hard Buddhism is smeared, it will not have much impact on the group of Bodhisattvas and Arhats in Xitianling Mountain. It will only make the Buddhist monks in the lower realms more uncomfortable.

And experienced the explosion of public opinion for "My Buddha".

The situation couldn't be any worse!

Filming, no.

"We must think of a way that doesn't require much effort and can teach the immortals and Buddhas in Lingshan a painful lesson."

Du Fei rubbed his chin and said secretly.

"If you want to defeat a powerful enemy, you should first find out his weaknesses. If he has no weaknesses, then you should focus on the things around him that he cares about most."

Recalling the villain's quotes from his previous life, Du Fei's mind was spinning.

What does Buddhism care about most?

"Learn from the west?!"

…

In the mountaintop villa, Du Fei opened the mobile phone developer rights and looked for the contact account of the mobile phone he first sold.

Only that person can help him with his plan.

Learn from the west.

This is the starting point for the great development of Buddhist luck.

As the saying goes, "In the dark, there is God's will." The study of Buddhist scriptures in the West is the will of God set for Buddhism.

Therefore, in order to make the journey to the west a success, Buddhism has long ago arranged for the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, the second disciple of the Tathagata. After experiencing nine lives as a good person, he was reincarnated in the tenth life and became Tang Sanzang, taking up the banner of Buddhist scriptures.

And at the moment when Monk Tang went west, he sent the Dharma Protectors Jialan, Liuding Liujia, Wufang Jiedi, Four Levels of Merit, and other gods and Buddhas to escort him.

Therefore, except that Tang Sanzang wanted to die.

He didn't have to worry about being eaten by any monster on the way to obtain the scriptures.

The person who could capture Tang Monk and take him to the pot was either an undercover agent sent by Heavenly Court or a spy sent by Buddhism.

They are all our own people!

If we say that seeking scriptures from the West is the most important thing in Buddhism at the moment.

Then Tang Sanzang is the top priority!

Therefore, in order to teach Buddhism a profound lesson, Du Fei planned to target Tang Sanzang.

"found it!"

Du Fei said excitedly after locking a mobile phone account.

Account nickname: [Alchemy Master].

This mobile phone was the first one Du Fei sold, and it was also the most expensive one. It directly earned him a top-notch phone.

That’s right, the owner of this phone is Old Man Taiqing!

Looking at the Three Realms, except for the Hongjun ancestor who still doesn't know whether he exists or not, this old man should be the most powerful on paper.

The head of all the great saints.

If Du Fei wants to plot against Tang Sanzang, he must bypass Buddhism. Although based on the current time, Tang Sanzang has not been found by Guanyin Bodhisattva, and there are no protectors around him.

But when things happen in the future, the great master of Buddhism only needs to make calculations with his fingers.

Then we can find Du Fei, the instigator!

Therefore, in order to enter the village quietly and avoid shooting, Du Fei could only place his hope on old man Taiqing and ask him to help him get a vest that would not be opened.

But the question now is, does Taiqing old man have a signal?

When he bought this mobile phone, he did not bring it with the matching signal repeater. Once he left the 40,000-mile range of Black Wind Mountain, the mobile phone would enter the self-boosting mode without signal.

But the saint is omnipotent, maybe he has other ways?

"No matter, let's try it first!"

Du Fei dismissed the chaotic thoughts in his mind, directly used his authority to add Old Man Taiqing as a WeChat friend, and then sent a message.

[More handsome than Daniel Wu]: "Are you there?"

loading……

"It seems there is no signal, alas." After waiting for a long time, Du Fei sighed and was about to turn off his phone.

[Alchemy Master]: "Who are you?"

When Du Fei saw this, he was overjoyed and quickly typed a reply.

[More handsome than Daniel Wu]: "It's me, the little bear from Black Wind Mountain. You bought your phone from me. Do you still remember me?"

[Alchemy Expert]: "It turns out to be the little bear from Black Wind Mountain."

[Alchemy Master]: "What do you want from me?"

Guigui, is Saint Taiqing so easy to talk to?

Recalling the other party's meaningful words when he bought the mobile phone last time, Du Fei finally understood that this old man didn't treat him the same way.

The saint favors you!!

After reading this, he quickly typed:

[More handsome than Daniel Wu]: "Hey, I'm in some trouble. I hope you can help me. Cover up my secrets and confuse my destiny."

He still didn't know the attitude of the old man Taiqing about plotting against Tang Monk.

Naturally, it cannot be said easily.

[Alchemy Master]: "You don't want to do something bad, do you?"

Gan!

Is this the intuition of a saint?!

Du Fei was silent for a moment, recalling the many prehistoric and journey to the west novels he had read in his previous life, and what Taiqing's attitude was towards Buddhism's journey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. But after thinking for half a minute, Du Fei discovered.

Old man Taiqing has never asked about seeking Buddhist scriptures!

So worthy of being you!

Thinking of this, Du Fei gradually became more courageous, and he expressed his thoughts directly to the old man Taiqing.

[More handsome than Daniel Wu]: "I want to engage Tang Sanzang!"

[Alchemy expert]: "Ah?"

[Alchemy Master]: "I remember you are a male bear!"

The alchemy expert withdrew a message.

[Alchemy Master]: "Sorry, I misunderstood just now. Well, I can help you with this."

[More handsome than Daniel Wu]: "Thank you so much, saint!"

Although he didn't quite understand why the old man Taiqing suddenly said something incomprehensible, Du Fei was still very grateful that the great sage was willing to condescend to cover up his little demon.

Outside the thirty-third heaven, a certain old man in Taoist robes recited sin several times.

“You should visit Weibo less in the future.”

"Otherwise, I would almost lose my guarantee!!"

As for what Du Fei said about destroying Xitian to obtain scriptures, the old man in Taoist robes didn't seem to take it to heart at all.

Speaking of concealing secrets, he had actually used them for Du Fei a long time ago.

But that was to prevent some restless powerful beings from disturbing this little bear. Now that this little guy was going to make a big splash, he had to increase his intensity to confuse his destiny.

Let the gods and Buddhas in the sky no longer recognize their origin.

After living countless Yuanhui, I finally saw such an interesting creature. If I didn't let him cause trouble, the Three Realms would really be boring.

Think of this.

Old man Taiqing was gradually able to understand the character of that boy Tongtian.

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