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Chapter 85 Amitabha, the poor monk is offended!

When his way was blocked by several bandits, Sun Wukong thought a lot.

Whether he wants to beat these little thieves to death with a stick or not, if he goes by his past temper, that's for sure. But having a pedantic monk by his side will definitely stop him from killing.

Although Tang Sanzang couldn't stop him, it was annoying to be talked about.

After all, this monk hasn't stopped since he left Wuzhishan. He really showed the monkey how good the monks of the Tang Dynasty were at talking!

However, just when Sun Wukong was in a dilemma.

Tang Sanzang actually took the initiative to go up.

So, next, the monkey saw such a scene.

…

"Donors, what are you doing?"

The six big men laughed loudly when they heard the sound, "Monk Wu, I opened this road and planted this tree. If you want to pass on from now on, leave money to buy the road! If you honestly leave the horses and luggage, I will let you pass."

Tang Sanzang sighed slightly.

Then he clasped his hands and said, "You donors, you have gone astray."

"Robbery on the road is a serious crime. According to the law, those who hurt others will be killed if they travel for three thousand miles. Why should we risk our lives for a mere piece of money?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pointed at six people.

"The poor monk saw that the six donors were big and strong."

"You must be a good person when it comes to farming!"

"Now that there are no military disasters or natural disasters in the world, wouldn't it be good to cultivate some fields and live a stable life?"

"And you are all in your twenties and thirties, and you must have parents and children. If you are arrested by the government for robbery, what will happen to your parents? What will happen to your wife? What will happen to your children?"

“As the saying goes, good things don’t go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles.”

"How can the parents and wives left at home hold their heads high if the neighbors, clan relatives and friends know about it?"

“What do the neighbors think of them?”

“What do the neighbors think of them?”

“What do relatives and friends think of them?”

"How will I live my life in the ten miles and eight towns in the future?"

"For a trivial amount of money, you have brought such great trauma to your family. Don't you feel heartbroken?"

"Donors, please think carefully, is it worth blocking the road and robbing?"

Robbers: (°△°|||)︴

monkey:"……"

After being silent for a long time, one of the robbers seemed a little shaken and couldn't help but said: "Brother, I think..."

"Shut up!!"

At the same time, the bandit leader who came back to his senses immediately interrupted him.

Then he pointed at the man's nose and cursed: "We are robbers. Do you know what 'love what you do' means? Today we are breaking the law. We have to rob this cargo too!"

He immediately raised his sword and pointed it at Tang Sanzang, "Monk, stop talking nonsense, leave your horses and luggage, and spare your life."

"Otherwise, I'll ask you to move your head!"

With that said, he led a group of robbers and forced them up.

Tang Sanzang sighed.

Youyou said: "It seems that you are not willing to listen to the poor monk's reasoning."

There is no point in trying to reason with a robber.

Sun Wukong cursed and was about to take action when suddenly a Vairocana hat and a nine-ring tin staff were stuffed into his arms.

He looked at it in astonishment.

I saw a bald head shining brightly in the sun, and a wide red cassock making a hunting sound in the wind. At the same time, Tang Sanzang clenched his clattering fists and stepped towards the rushing robbers.

"Amitabha, poor monk, I'm offended!"

…

Recalling the six robbers who had bruises on their noses and swollen faces, they knelt down in front of Tang Sanzang crying and said they would never do bad things again and begged for forgiveness.

Sun Wukong still feels a little dazed.

Is this really what the Bodhisattva said about Tang Sanzang who needs his protection?

"Wukong, we are about to enter the town. Cover your face quickly so as not to scare the people here again!"

Tang Sanzang's voice finally brought the monkey back to his senses.

"Yes, Master."

In fact, Sun Wukong didn't want to cover it up, but considering Tang Monk's mouth that would keep talking and his handsome face that no mortal could appreciate, he had no choice but to cover his face with a black scarf.

Holding the horses, the two were thinking about where to buy some vegetarian food.

A strange shouting sound suddenly came.

"Hey!!"

"Handsome man and beautiful woman, look over here!"

"Heifengshan's latest movie, the number one love movie in history throughout the ages, "Love Letter" is released!"

"Men will be silent after watching it, and women will cry after watching it!"

"Showing at noon, only the last seats left!"

A flash of interest flashed in the monkey's eyes, "Movie, what is this?"

"Why have I never heard of it?"

Tang Sanzang thought thoughtfully upon hearing this, "When I was in Chang'an before, I heard that the movie was called "Snow White Girl and Three Monsters". It was really novel. The theater where it was shown was packed with people every day."

"Many people are willing to wait all day and night just to see it once!"

"So amazing!" The monkey's eyes lit up.

Looking at the crowd gathered in front of the theater door, Sun Wukong rolled his eyes twice and suddenly said: "Master, why don't we also go and have a look?"

"No."

Tang Sanzang shook his head, "I don't know how long this wait will take."

"We have to go on our way after fasting."

The monkey immediately chuckled and said, "Master, don't worry. As long as I am here, I will be able to enter the venue in no time."

"I'll buy some vegetarian food then, and we'll watch while we eat."

"What do you think?"

After hearing his disciple's words, Tang Sanzang couldn't help but feel a little moved.

He had long wanted to watch the movie "Snow White and the Three Monsters" in Chang'an City last time, but it was an important period of preparation for the Water and Land Dharma Ceremony, so he had been unable to do so.

Now that I happen to catch a new movie, how can I not be tempted?

As for "My Buddha", Tang Sanzang didn't know about it.

Because "My Buddha" was released not long after he left Chang'an, but it was banned by Li Shimin's order within a few days.

That's right.

The men sent to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures have just left.

If you openly screen a movie that slanders Buddhism in the capital of your country, do you still want to get the true scripture?

"That's fine."

After thinking for a long time, Tang Sanzang finally nodded and agreed.

…

Due to the growing reputation of Black Wind Mountain Entertainment, every time a new movie is released, it will attract a large number of businessmen to buy the movie.

Therefore, businessmen from these different towns raised funds to form a special escort team, recruited monks who were good at flying to go to Black Wind Mountain to buy film jade slips, and then assigned them to various theaters.

Du Fei wanted the movie to be released simultaneously in the lower world.

A sealing formation is set up on each jade slip.

It cannot be canceled until the release date.

If someone forcibly breaks it, the jade slip will be burned automatically, and no one can restore it, unless you have the cultivation level of Daluo Jinxian or above.

So, at noon today.

Within tens of thousands of miles around Black Wind Mountain, the screening theaters in major cities and towns in the People's Republic were already filled with people who came to watch the movie. They ranged from princes and nobles to traffickers and lackeys, including men, women, old and young.

After all, this is known as the number one love movie in history.

Thousands of mobile phone users scattered throughout the three realms also took out their mobile phones early, waiting for the movie to be released.

The one with the largest number of people is Heaven!

…

"This demon king actually released a new work so quickly!"

"Yeah, how long has it been?"

"I wonder what the story of this movie is?"

"Looking at the title, it should be a love movie. Rumor has it that the main characters are Xian Sheng Zhenjun and Naxi Sea Dragon Girl!"

"Where did you hear that?"

"Eight Immortals, haven't they gone to the Black Wind Mountain in the lower realm to study?"

"There are also Lan Caihe and Uncle Cao in this movie!"

"interesting……"

In the Lingxiao Palace, the immortals are communicating with each other with their spiritual thoughts.

Soon, the Jade Emperor walked out from behind the curtain.

"Meet Your Majesty!" x N

When the Jade Emperor saw that all the immortals were holding a mobile phone, he immediately raised his hand and pressed it softly, smiled and said: "You don't have to be polite, since we are all watching a movie in the Lingxiao Palace, let's share the same screen."

After saying that, he waved his hand.

Then the mobile phone screen was enlarged hundreds of times and projected in mid-air.

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