I created an era of entertainment in Journey to the West
Chapter 99 Master Ao Nai, How Poorly I Remember You
Chapter 99: What can I do to you? I will remember you
But Sun Wukong is not one to admit defeat.
The jungler needs to be active in the wild area without vision. The possibility of being sneak attacked is very high, but this is not the case in the top lane. The battle is about the strength of 1v1 real men.
Monkey thinks that he has the cultivation level of the Taiyi Golden Immortal, and it is impossible for him to lose to an unknown person in an honest duel.
This time, he was 200% alert.
Concentrate on the battle!
really.
After some of his fancy moves, the opponent quickly showed his timidity and retreated in panic after losing a blood exchange.
The monkey was very happy when he saw this.
Damn it, you tortured me so badly in the last game, this game will definitely let you taste the feeling of being tortured. After thinking about it, he controlled the character, flashed forward in a hurry, and was ready to take the head.
However, just when the monkey thought he was going to get first blood.
Suddenly a bald head emerged from the grass!
"Ichiku!!"
Along with the lines shouted by the enemy jungler, Monkey's game screen once again turned into darkness.
"Damn, I, Old Sun, could almost kill the opponent alone!"
Sun Wukong did not realize at all that he had been tricked by the opponent's top laner. Instead, he was annoyed that he was a step too late and did not kill the opponent's top laner. As for the appearance of the enemy jungler, it was just an accident.
"The opponent's top laner is actually very weak."
"The advantage lies with me, Old Sun!"
Resurrected from the spring, the monkey is gearing up to avenge its past humiliation.
five minutes later……
"Du Fei No. 6 is close to God!"
Accompanied by a female voice, a line of dazzling text suddenly flashed above the game, and Monkey King's forehead was now covered with black lines.
Qingfeng: “If you order less, you’ll get some!”
Mingyue: "Top laner, just stay home and don't come out to line up."
Young Master Third Prince: "You are too good at top lane. You have died eight times in less than a quarter of an hour. Why don't you first play a few puppet modes to improve your skills and then match them? I am really speechless."
Tongshi Tongjun: "It doesn't matter, Pindao will help you win."
Young Master Third Prince: "Okay, okay, I didn't even notice that you were already 5-0. This one depends on you, master!"
Qingfeng: "If you protect your master and fight, you can win!"
Mingyue: "Just put some meat on the top order and be a front rower."
Looking at the remarks made by several teammates who did not treat him as a human being, Monkey felt an inexplicable anger rising in his heart.
He opened the chat box and instantly started spitting out fragrance.
"Idiot jungler!"
"If you hadn't come to help on the way, would I have been killed by the other side? Now you still blame me?"
"Idiots know how to line up in the middle, but they don't know how to roam!"
"Waste assistance..."
"Stupid shooter..."
In order to type faster, the monkey even used its three heads and six arms. Dozens of fingers flew around the screen of the mobile phone, creating phantoms and swear words flying out like snowflakes.
"You bunch of losers, you can play by yourself, I'm running away!"
Send the last word.
Monkey quit the game directly and chose to hang up.
Putting down his cell phone, Sun Wukong let out a long breath. No wonder the Holy Infant King likes to troll people so much.
It’s so cool to troll people and AFK!!
"Wukong, the rain has stopped outside, it's time for us to hit the road."
After hearing Tang Sanzang's words, the monkey looked outside the cave and realized that the rain had stopped at some point, and the dark clouds dispersed, revealing a clear blue sky. He put his cell phone away on his body and stood up quickly.
The unpleasantness of the game is instantly forgotten.
"I understand, Master!"
…
Wanshou Mountain, Wuzhuang Temple.
"Sigh, it turns out that four-on-five is still too difficult." In the quiet room, a Taoist boy dressed in green put down his cell phone slumped.
The Taoist boy in yellow next to him frowned when he heard the sound.
“It’s all the top order’s fault!”
She then said bitterly: "That guy called 'Ye Ao Nai Wo He' is so good, but he still has the nerve to scold us. If he hadn't quit the game, we would definitely have made a comeback."
"That's all, it's just a game."
On the cloud bed in the quiet room, a plain man's voice sounded.
This man is dressed as a Taoist priest. He looks about forty years old, has a beautiful beard, and looks like an immortal.
And he is none other than the master of Wuzhuang Temple.
Great Immortal Zhen Yuanzi!
Not long ago, when he returned from traveling, he suddenly discovered that each of the disciples in the temple had a silver object in his hands. He would play with it in his free time every day. When he asked someone to ask, he found out that it was a magic weapon called a mobile phone.
Zhen Yuanzi was not interested in this at all.
But by chance, he discovered that the Taoist friend actually appeared in a video about alchemy that the disciple watched.
This made Zhen Yuanzi very curious and bought one.
So, he was also fascinated...
This day coincided with the launch of the mobile game "League of Immortals", so Zhen Yuanzi teamed up with Qingfeng Mingyue to try it out. It was Zhen Yuanzi's first time encountering this kind of weird and novel game.
Control the character, confront enemies in the same position, replenish troops, pay money, and guard against jungle attacks.
I thought he was a half-step Hunyuan.
With just a thought, you can easily deduce the position of the enemy jungler.
But what Zhen Yuanzi didn't expect was that even with all his efforts, he couldn't break through the layers of fog in the game, and the clues could only vaguely point to the Black Wind Mountain boundary thousands of miles away.
Realizing that there must be a saint behind the game who blocked the secret, Zhen Yuanzi not only did not feel unhappy, but became very interested.
Because the game is more interesting only when there is uncertainty!
He teamed up with two Tao boys to play against each other.
During this period, I lost and won. I controlled different characters and played against different characters, psychological games, technical competitions, and team battle cooperation in the later stage. It was quite interesting and addictive.
Until I met the player named "Ye Ao Nai Wo He".
Although Zhen Yuanzi said it was nothing.
But that was just a free and easy posture in front of his disciples.
In fact, Zhen Yuanzi was in a very unhappy mood! He could feel that the five people opposite him with similar nicknames were all masters.
So he wants to try his best to win this game!
This will give you a greater sense of accomplishment.
But this "I can't help you" made everything come to nothing. If he just hung up and quit the game, Zhen Yuanzi wouldn't care too much about it, but he cursed before leaving.
Let this ancestor of the earthly immortals take it seriously.
In the Three Realms, those who directly call saints by their names will suffer disasters.
Although he is not a saint, he is still half-step to Hunyuan. If this person insults him like this, is it really true that the ancestor of the local immortals is made of clay?
"Why can't you help me..."
Zhen Yuanzi narrowed his eyes slightly, "Pindao will remember you."
…
Of course, Du Fei didn't know that on his own whim, he opened five vests to fry fish in the matching game, which caused Sun Wukong and Zhen Yuanzi to form a feud out of thin air.
After frying two handfuls of fish, Du Fei, feeling bored, threw away his cell phone.
He took out a bottle of iced Coke and stood on the balcony of the villa, overlooking the entire Black Wind Mountain. Du Fei suddenly felt very empty.
Today, the entertainment industry is on the right track.
Mobile phones are being sold to four major continents, the development of televisions is in full swing, the construction of Black Wind Mountain Entertainment City is also progressing with each passing day, and the weather forecast column that has just been established has also begun.
However, what does this have to do with Du Fei?
Mobile phones are sold by Abao;
The TV set is made by Master Lu Ban and Xiaobai;
The entertainment city infrastructure plan has Green Lion and White Elephant, two of them offering free labor of 10,000 yuan to help throughout the process;
Even the weather forecast.
There are also 996 clones who are willing to take responsibility.
"Is this the life of being a boss? It's really unpretentious and boring!" Du Fei sucked Coke and lay on the balcony chair with a look of loneliness and sadness on his face.
"Maybe it's time to find something new to do?"
Throwing away the empty bottle, Du Fei raised his chin, wondering what to do.
Soon, he sat up with a snap.
"I'll wipe it!"
"I almost forgot about the real thing!"
Thank you to the book friend [Three Years of Hibernation, Ten Years, a Thousand Years of Sword, and a Thousand Years of Thought] for the 1,500 reward, thank you!!
Thanks to the book friend [Blood Inverse Cross] for the reward!
(End of chapter)
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