I created the Longevity Club

An old actor.

A mouthful of old blood stuck in my throat, and I almost spit it out. Isn't this acting? Isn't this acting? Xiaoke, you damn cat, have you wanted to do this for a long time? Have you really done it?

I feel a little uncomfortable in my heart. The expression I put on my face just now really comes into my heart this time. Whether it's acting or not, it's all true feelings. Don't ask, just ask, you have loved me.

The black and white cat kicked its slender hind legs and turned into a blurry figure and rushed out.

"Xiao Ke!"

In the end, did they abandon me? Did I do something bad or did I not provide good hospitality?

The sad person is chasing after me with a resolute look, the kind that even if the world abandons you, you will still have me. It is a desperate act of letting go, and it is also the tenderness of traveling thousands of miles.

It is the humility of "I will take the child's surname after birth", and it is the last resort of the licking dog.

Don't tell me it rhymes, Lu Li, who was pretending to be chasing Xiao Ke and having fun with Xiao Ke, was not idle at this time, constantly using the ball to eliminate candidates one by one.

Starting from the end of the line, carefully observe the movement of the ball pointer.

"No, not this one, not even the third to last row."

Staring at Xiao Ke, he looked at the long detention team with his peripheral vision. The people inside had different expressions. Some were happy, some were delighted, some were at a loss, and some didn't care. The soldiers at the head and tail of the team were very surprised, as if It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a Siamese cat actively speed up and escape.

However, how fast a cat can run, although it is not slow, can not reveal the tendency of being a spiritual pet but possessing a realm of monster energy, which can be regarded as to eliminate some inferences.

"We're already in the middle, and there are still three pairs that haven't been checked yet."

Lu Li spoke to Xiao Ke in the sea of ​​consciousness. He didn't know whether this "spiritual communication" that sometimes worked well and sometimes didn't work was reliable, but with strong emotions, he could understand what he was saying even if he couldn't hear it. Meaning, Lu Li suppressed some restlessness in his heart.

It's okay, it's all a profit if you go out to check it out, Lu Li comforted himself in this way, the rest of his mind was on the guidance ball behind him, the pointer did not turn, so he could move on to the next one.

I wanted to speed up my pace, but because I had to run a certain distance for Xiao Ke at the beginning, I didn't run too fast. If I suddenly speed up now, it wouldn't be a secret.

It's hard to resist. On the one hand, you can reduce two more targets but you have to bear the risk of being targeted. On the other hand, you can keep the same calmly, but Xiaoke is about to be caught, so he loses the reason to continue running.

How to make a choice? Xiao Ke's voice sounded in the sea of ​​consciousness.

"No need to rush."

Okay, then wait.

Lu Li breathed a sigh of relief. Since he didn't have to force himself to do some high-risk behaviors, there was nothing to worry about. Just follow the steps? ...!

Didn't you say you don't have to worry? Why did you start giving me a break? Damn it.

Lu Li and the soldiers who came from behind to support them all looked as if they had been struck by lightning. They stood upright in place, looking at a man and a cat in front of him... dancing a dragon?

Oops, what a trick of "Two Dragons Playing with Pearls", a pair of snow-white balls of flesh went straight towards the soldier's face. It was too late and it was too soon. The soldier's face was stained before he could react. The confused expression looked very funny.

Before the soldier brother could recover, he used another move of "fishing for the moon from the bottom of the sea", and went straight to the soldier brother to cover the door. This move could not be described as cruel. Any foreigner who practices horizontally, as long as there is no For those who have achieved the Tao through strength, there will inevitably be areas in the body that cannot be taken into account by the exercises. This is where the barrier lies. However, generally male monks who have just started have a common barrier. I don’t need to go into details about this. .

"ah!!!"

Therefore, a scream sounded out unsurprisingly.

Lu Li put his palm on his face.

No eyes to see, no eyes to see.

A familiar voice sounded in the sea of ​​​​consciousness. Well, this time the car rolled over but he didn't run away. The coffin can be prepared to be ordered. Just play Suona for yourself before leaving. Don't praise me. After all, I have many skills and I am not overwhelmed.

One hand was holding Xiaoke, who was still kicking, and the other hand was trying to cover up the funny scars. He spoke to Lu Li in a low voice that contained anger.

"You must be the owner of this cat. Your spiritual pet is suspected of obstructing official duties. Please come with us."

Can I say no? Lu Li sighed inwardly.

But looking at the soldier brother in front of him who was unable to vent his anger for some reason and could only endure it silently, Lu Li couldn't help but feel a hint of...smile in his heart.

No, I'm a professional and I won't laugh unless I can't help it.

"Pfft."

The anger in the soldier's eyes seemed to be burning even brighter.

"Insulting a public official, detention."

Xiao Ke, I'm going to fuck you, you big**. There are two more sad people in the long queue...one person and one cat. At this time, the sea of ​​​​consciousness is also very lively.

Go ahead and quibble.

"Believe me, we were brought in because we committed a crime. Aren't we closer to our goal?"

Lu Li could imagine Xiao Ke's face at this moment. Damn it, the intermittent 420 tricked the master. When Xiao Ke's voice changed in the middle, he should have thought of it. What's the difference between this outcome and my first option? Isn't it just that he would be captured as a prisoner and dragged around the streets?

Ah, it is indeed different. If I hurry up, I have already found who my target is.

Xiao Ke, you are a jerk. You switch between god and jerk seamlessly. Who knows if you are just acting crazy or just relying on the east wind? You can't cooperate at all.

But fortunately, I know the signs between Xiao Ke's god and jerk states: the voice line.

When there is operation, Xiao Ke's voice line in his heart is a bit cold and queenly. When he is a jerk like Erbaiwu, the voice that rings in his heart is the voice of a stupid child. Yes, I don't mean to look down on the loli sound at all, but Xiao Ke in that form is not worthy of the word loli. If I use kindergarten children to define Xiao Ke's mental age, Lu Li has no objection.

"When did you change back?"

Lu Li found the feeling of the soldier brother just now, and the anger was suppressed in his chest, just waiting for an opportunity to burst out.

"I have been here, but..."

"But what."

Lu Li was a little confused. Could it be the influence of the original true spirit? .