I cultivate mushrooms in warhammer

【Waaagh simulation complete.】

【Simulated character "Mad Doc - Scrag" has been saved.】

【Remaining simulation points: 407 points.】

【Number of miraculous spores: 22.】

Li Nuo's consciousness returned to his body.

He opened his eyes in his study and rubbed his hands excitedly, immediately starting the next simulation.

He took out 10 miraculous spores and swallowed them, his consciousness leaving his body once again, heading towards the vast sea of stars.

However, this time the situation was different.

Li Nuo was surprised to find that he did not go to the place that resembled the Orlanos Ork Empire.

His consciousness was only halfway through when the system pressed the pause button.

The flying star point froze, and a strangely shaped fleet appeared in front of him.

The patchwork design showed a rough style.

The personalized equipment manufacturing process meant that there would not be two identical weapons on the ship.

A large number of macro cannons were stacked on the ship regardless of cost.

Huge boiler-like engines were exposed outside the armor, vibrating and emitting billowing smoke.

In the gaps and holes in the ship's armor plates, gretchin chattered and climbed around, carrying supplies under the scolding of the foremen.

This was an Ork fleet, consisting of three Ork ships that looked like they couldn't fly, but could still travel through the warp.

Li Nuo stared blankly at the scene in front of him.

Especially when he saw the black pirate flag on the ship, he almost blurted out "Holy crap."

Ork pirate fleet!

The notorious looters during the Great Crusade!

"Crap, am I going to be an Ork pirate this time? Wouldn't that mean I might encounter the fleets of the Human Empire head-on?"

Li Nuo's scalp tingled.

He had no psychological barriers to playing an Ork fighting Orks.

But he really couldn't play an Ork looting human civilians, he would rather play an Ork fighting Eldar.

However, he had no say in this matter.

It depends on how the system matches him.

【The number of miraculous spores you consumed this time is 10.】

【Matching you with a simulation target equivalent to the amount consumed.】

【…】

【Match successful.】

Li Nuo shot out with a whoosh, plunged into the first Ork ship, and passed through countless workshops built of scrap metal.

The screen went black, and when he opened his eyes again, he was surrounded by hissing steam boilers and power hammers hammering metal ingots.

He looked down at his body.

All limbs were intact, he was strong and sturdy, and he was wearing a leather work suit with many pockets, containing things like nails, screws, nuts, and wrenches.

According to past simulation experience, the status of a simulated character with intact limbs may not be very high.

Li Nuo quickly recalled the memories of this body, and secretly said that it was indeed the case.

This simulated character was called Guga, a senior Ork Mekboy, doing odd jobs under the Mek boss in the fleet.

"Oi, Guga, stop slacking, I'm watching you! Get me the oil can from the shelf."

The Mek boss fiddled with the arc sprayer in his hand, and called out to Li Nuo with his head to the side.

Li Nuo turned around, picked up the oil can covered in oil stains, and the strong smell of machine oil drilled into his nose.

When he handed the oil can to the Mek boss, he glanced at the things on the workbench as quickly as possible.

It was a metal leg, with a rough style, sprayed with red paint, and equipped with a rocket thruster, full of power.

The Mek boss took the oil can from Li Nuo, stuffed the arc sprayer over, and said with a grin showing his buck teeth:

"The air output of the sprayer has become smaller, go unclog it, hurry up, if you dare to dawdle I will…"

A noisy voice came from the metal pipe on the wall, interrupting the Mek boss's urging:

"Oi! You lot! Listen up! Our find-thingy has found where those pointy-ears are! They just took over a junky space station, it must be full of shiny things! Check your gear, get your bang-bangs ready! We're going for a big one! If anyone's gear misfires, I'll chop 'em up with the pointy-ears!"

This loud voice came from the head of the pirate fleet, known as Big Black Tooth, who was grumpy and loved money like his life.

The "find-thingy" he mentioned was Ork slang, referring to things like "radar", "scanner", and "auspex" in human language.

In the context of fleet command, "find-thingy" means shipborne radar, equivalent to the Human Empire fleet's "Augur Array".

As for "pointy-ears".

This word is both vivid and appropriate, and it is easy to guess that it refers to the Eldar.

Converting Big Black Tooth's order into human language would be:

A space station has just been occupied by the Eldar, everyone prepare to fight! We are going to loot the space station and the Eldar together! There is no room for error in the battle, offenders will be killed!

With Big Black Tooth's order, the ship boiled over.

Gretchin put down their wrenches and hammers and drilled into the cracks in the walls of the corridor, and Mekboys completed their arming at the fastest speed.

Li Nuo followed his instinct, took the metal armor from the wall and put it on his body, and stuffed a few stick-shaped explosives into his trouser pockets.

This body's weapon was a double-barreled heavy lumber gun, with a fast rate of fire and powerful firepower, definitely a fine product among Ork weapons.

The moment he picked up the weapon, the system text popped up.

【Detected that you are equipped with a weapon made by mechanical witchcraft.】

【Consume 1 unit of universal psychic material to strengthen the weapon, so that it will not experience accidents such as explosions, jams, or misfires in the next 1 hour.】

【Confirm to strengthen?】

"Confirm."

Li Nuo muttered.

The Mekboy's psychic field automatically separated a piece of universal psychic material and fused it with the gun.

Li Nuo looked back and forth at the double-barreled heavy lumber gun in his hand, his eyes flickering.

There were cracks on the barrel of the gun, obviously there was a risk of explosion.

But according to the system, after he "thinks" about it, the gun will not explode?

Universal psychic material is really "universal".

Can I activate my thinking ability to retrieve blueprints related to mechanical witchcraft?

Li Nuo was lost in thought when the Mek boss rushed over and dragged him away.

"Stop daydreaming! Help me lift the mechanical leg and send it to the boss!"

Li Nuo temporarily put aside the idea of modifying the gun and walked out of the workshop with the Mek boss, lifting the heavy mechanical leg together.

Turn left and go straight out the door, the gretchin foreman on the road waved his whip to drive away the gretchin blocking the way, creating space for Li Nuo and the others.

After a while, they arrived at the bridge, where they met Big Black Tooth, who was missing his left leg.

Driven by instinct, Li Nuo used the spray gun and wrench he carried with him to help Big Black Tooth install his left leg.

Big Black Tooth regained his ability to move, jumped up in place, and stood on the throne made of brass.

He wore a retro-style black pirate hat on his head, his left hand was modified into a multi-barreled machine gun, and his right hand held a force field sword that he didn't know where he had scavenged from.

"Buzz." The force field sword lit up with a light blue light.

Big Black Tooth swung the blade forward with force, shouting at the top of his lungs:

"Charge! Smash those pointy-ears' ships to smithereens for me!"

Li Nuo looked at the floor-to-ceiling porthole directly opposite the throne.

The rapidly enlarged space station and Eldar ships came into view.

The three Eldar pirate ships were parked in the space station's space dock, and the Eldar pirates on the ships were fighting the humans in the space station.

Li Nuo recognized these three Eldar pirate ships, they were all Aurora-class light cruisers known for their mobility, and their firepower was comparable to that of cruisers.

Three Ork pirate ships cut into the battlefield from behind the Eldar ships, aiming at the solar sails at the rear and launching a charge.

Big Black Tooth's sneak attack angle and timing were extremely sophisticated.

Eldar ships' shipborne weapons generally fire forward and have no ability to defend against rear attacks, this is one.

Secondly, because they were engaged in boarding battles with the space station, the Eldar ships' shields had already been turned off.

At this time, the Eldar ships were equivalent to clean, white, big drums, and there were only three words for their ending: they would be exploded.

Li Nuo clenched the railing next to the throne and buried his head in his arms.

Three seconds later, a rumbling explosion spread from the ram at the front to the bridge, and the dizzying sound waves and vibrations rippled inside the bridge.

The rusty metal ram gave the Eldar ships a cruel millennium kill, stabbing all the way to the end, stabbing again and again.

Steel tore, and the fire of the explosion occupied the field of vision, the window frames of the floor-to-ceiling porthole were all broken, and the walls of the bridge underwent visible deformation.

In this collision, the Ork ship itself also suffered serious damage.

But it was like a rusty saw, deeply embedded in the hull of the Eldar ship, leaving countless irreparable scars.

Along with the harsh friction sound, the speed of the ship dropped rapidly, and at least one-third of the hull was stuck inside the Eldar ship.

Outside the porthole, the fire dissipated, and the Eldar ships covered in embers and corpses appeared in front of him.

Inside the collapsed ship, several figures crawled out of the ruins, looking at the Ork pirates nearby in horror.

These people were wearing fancy and strange costumes, decorated with artificial scales, animal furs, and colorful feathers.

They were Eldar pirates, who became privateers looting throughout the galaxy because they were unwilling to follow the rules and regulations of the Craftworld Eldar.

Misery loves company, not to mention that Big Black Tooth and these Eldar pirates obviously had a feud.

As soon as the Ork ship completed its intrusion, Big Black Tooth let out an unprecedented roar through the loudspeaker and his loud voice:

"Kill 'em all! Loot 'em all! Burn 'em all! For the shiny things! For the Waaaagh! Kill! Kill! Kill!!!"

In an instant, countless gretchin drilled out of the nooks and crannies like cockroaches, howling and rushing into the Eldar ship.

Ork boys, Kommandoes, Mekboys, and gretchin were in groups in the passage connected to the bridge.

Li Nuo was squeezed into the Eldar ship by the ocean-like Ork pirates.

They surged forward one after another, shoulder to shoulder, and all he could see were green-skinned Orks, like locusts crossing the border, leaving no grass behind.

Li Nuo's feet were off the ground, and he was pushed all the way, and later he was carried on the head by the crazy Ork pirates and ran wildly.

After about half a minute of this, a sudden explosion blew him away.

After a dizzying spin, Li Nuo finally stood firm in the chaos.

He patted the dust off his body and stood up, looking around blankly, with only one question in his mind.

Where the heck is this?

Am I actually on a Spirit Host ship, or did I end up in a space station?

The room I'm in right now is luxuriously decorated.

Li Nuo broke in through the window, smashing a wine rack, and fragrant wine is flowing on the dark red carpet.

High Gothic paintings hang on the walls, clearly artwork from the Human Empire.

Next to the paintings is a mechanical button for opening a gate, with the words "VIP Room Door Always Closed" written on it.

Oh, I get it, I seem to have been thrown into the VIP room of a human civilian ship.

Li Nuo scratched his head, a strange thought popping into his mind.

If he were to pilot this ship to Aepimite, wouldn't he have a chance to see his own body?

Just as he was thinking this, there was a knocking sound next door, followed by a human male's shout through the wall.

"Hey. Is anyone out there?"

"Knock knock knock."

"Buddy, help me open the door. I seem to be locked in here."

"Knock knock knock."

Li Nuo twitched the corner of his mouth, a little speechless.

You want an Orc technician to help you open the door?

What?

Do you think your luck is very good?

Without asking, it is known that the person hiding in the secret door of the VIP room is most likely the owner of this ship, even if not the owner, he should be a distinguished guest.

Li Nuo weighed the twin-linked heavy logging gun in his hand, pulled out the wrench from his waist and knocked it on the door.

With a click, the metal block stuck in the secret door was knocked off.

The person inside the door pulled the door open with force, finally opening the door.

He was about to cheer, but saw a tall and strong Orc pointing a logging gun at him.

At this moment, the air fell into a deathly silence.

Li Nuo didn't shoot.

Firstly, he wasn't psychologically prepared to kill innocent humans as an Orc.

As long as the other party doesn't attack, he naturally won't attack either.

Secondly, he felt that the person in front of him looked a little familiar.

Thinking about it carefully, how come the other party looks a bit like the boss of the Sheshui Gang?

The boss of the Sheshui Gang is also on the list for the purge operation, and Li Nuo has seen his portrait.

That was a burly, one-eyed man, about thirty years old, whose biggest feature was his blind right eye and his left eye modified into a bionic eye.

The human in front of him also has a blind right eye, and the bionic eye of his left eye is slightly different from that of the Sheshui Gang boss, with an extra layer of metal edging with carvings.

Other than that, everything else is exactly the same.

And then there's the clothes he's wearing.

Velvet fabric, light gold embroidery, exquisite collar and buttons.

This is a wealthy merchant's attire symbolizing wealth.

But wearing it on him can't hide his ruffian-like air, looking nondescript.

Something's not right, something's very wrong.

Li Nuo narrowed his eyes slightly, the muzzle of the gun raised slightly, and tried to say in Low Gothic:

"You... where... from?"

The man was pointed at with a gun, and now hearing an Orc speak human language, he was immediately stunned.

Li Nuo cocked the gun, asking again.

"Click click."

"You... where... from?"

The man shuddered violently, as if waking up from a dream:

"An Orc who can speak Low Gothic? That's rare."

Rare doesn't mean nonexistent.

There are as many Orcs who can speak Low Gothic as there are humans who can speak Orcish.

Before Li Nuo could ask a third time, the man's eyes darted around, and he said preemptively:

"Buddy, I'm here to do business. How about this, I'll split my money with you, and we..."

Li Nuo pushed the muzzle of the gun forward, poking it into the other party's chest, his eyes becoming cold:

"Say, where are you from?"

The man stopped talking, stammering:

"I I I I... I come from Aepimite. Do you know where that is? If you don't know, there's nothing I can do..."

It really is the one-eyed head of the Sheshui Gang... Li Nuo's heart stirred, but on the surface he remained calm:

"What are you doing here?"

Faced with the Orc's second question, the man, fearing the muzzle of the gun on his chest, dared not not answer:

"I'm here to do business... No no no... I'm actually here to be a business spy, my employer is a big shot from Aepimite. You know what a big shot means, right? Similar to your boss."

So that's how it is, someone hired the head of the Sheshui Gang to be their business spy.

This kind of dirty work must be done by someone with experience, and it must be someone who has a handle on them.

The Sheshui Gang boss is perfect for doing dirty work.

Li Nuo quickly thought about a plan to squeeze out the other party's value.

Just then, the man reached out and scratched his tailbone, twisting his waist unnaturally.

This movement seemed to cause him pain, and he couldn't help but gasp, muttering:

"Damn, why is my waist getting more and more painful..."

Li Nuo frowned, subconsciously thinking of the infection symptoms of the Fungus Abomination - Bone Drinker.

Bone Drinker, scientific name Ak-Heres, a parasitic Fungus Abomination civilization that likes to eat human bone marrow.

After a human is parasitized by the Bone Drinker, the pain from the bone marrow will slowly spread from the tailbone to the entire spine.

At first it's itchy, then it turns into pain.

If the host has no value to the Bone Drinker, his bone marrow will be completely sucked dry, and eventually die in agony.

A small number of parasites deemed high-value by the Bone Drinker will be manipulated by the Bone Drinker to replenish their own bone marrow in various ways, or find other food sources for the Bone Drinker.

Looking at the man in front of him whose mouth was twitching from pain, Li Nuo had a bad feeling in his heart.

He reached out, grabbed the man's neck, and threw him down, lifting up the clothes on his back.

The skin on his back had residual acne and scars, and there were no signs of infection from the outside.

Li Nuo recalled the knowledge about the Bone Drinker, pulled out the machete from his waist, and stabbed it at the other party's tailbone.

The moment the blade was about to break the skin, the spine twisted like an earthworm in a mud puddle, avoiding the tip of the knife pointing at itself.

The tip of the knife pierced into the flesh with a puff, and the man wailed in pain.

The man's spine twisted violently under the skin, trying to get away from the sharp blade.

The power source driving the spine was at the man's tailbone.

Bone Drinker!

This business spy was infected by the Bone Drinker!

Li Nuo's heart trembled, he raised his gun and aimed it at the man, his voice low and like a death knell:

"Sorry... I have to kill you."

"Bang bang bang bang — — — —"

The logging gun burst out a barrage of bullets, and the man was instantly riddled with holes and died on the spot.

Li Nuo aimed at the tailbone and concentrated his firepower, the bullets tearing it into fragments in a second.

When the blood splattered, a strange blue-purple light appeared on the corpse, and then it was completely crushed by the torrent of bullets.

The gunfire stopped, and smoke drifted from the muzzle.

Li Nuo slowly exhaled a breath of turbid air, scanned the corpse with the Fungus Analysis, especially the place where the blue-purple light appeared.

As expected, the blue-purple light just now was emitted by the Bone Drinker.

[Name: Dead Ak-Heres (i.e. Bone Drinker)]

[Analysis Result:]

[A Fungus Abomination from the Warhammer world that grows and reproduces by parasitizing and devouring life forms. You have completely destroyed it.]

[Fungus Ability: Unknown. Please use the Analyze Fungus function on complete and fresh samples to obtain information related to the Fungus Ability.]

Open the system interface, select the Fungus Ability - Corpse Transformation, and activate it.

[You are about to activate the Corpse Transformation ability on a corpse weighing approximately 83 kilograms.]

[The consumption of this Fungus Ability is equal to the weight of the corpse, with a consumption of 83 kilograms of Corpse-Eating Fungus.]

[Confirm whether to activate the Fungus Ability?]

"Confirm."

Li Nuo nodded slightly.

An invisible wave passed along his gaze to the corpse.

Half a minute later, the corpse disappeared, leaving only liquid ammonium nitrogen fertilizer.

Black fertilizer turns gray and volatilizes.

Liquid ammonium nitrogen fertilizer is a white aqueous solution, and the ammonia in it is also very easy to volatilize, smelling stinky, similar to the Squig's poop.

Before long, the liquid ammonium nitrogen fertilizer will volatilize all the ammonia and become a puddle of ordinary sewage.

Due to the faster volatilization rate, Li Nuo does not plan to waste time dealing with the liquid fertilizer on the ground.

But the question is, why was this business spy infected with the Bone Drinker?

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