I Developed Stealing Pen And Exported Chinese Culture To The World

"It turned out that monkeys stole our backpacks!"

Wu Xie swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at the group of monkeys, and said,

"They may be attracted by the smell of food, and mistakenly think that something is hidden in the backpack, so they quietly took the bag..."

"These are all golden monkeys. The one-eyed one is the strongest. It seems to be their monkey king."

"Maybe it's the Monkey Queen," Old Itchy stared hard, and spat,

"Anyway...what the hell, we have to find a way to get the backpack back, and all the equipment for the inverted bucket is placed in the bag. If there is no one on hand, then the next thing is, Tell the three of us to drink... drink the northwest wind?"

"What's more important," Old Itch narrowed his eyes, revealing a fierce look,

"I put that bronze branch of Lao Tzu in my backpack too!!"

Wu Xiexin said that at such a juncture, what kind of tree branch are you still thinking about?

If you lose the bag, just throw it away, the big deal is "return to court", buy a new one according to the list, and then come back to "Second Entry Palace"

However, Lao Tiao was very hostile, and he had already pulled out the imitation Soviet-made pistol, and fired several bullets at the monkey king with a "bang bang bang".

The one-eyed monkey king also knew how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, so he walked up and down the cliff like a gecko.

Although the bullet was dodged, but because of the large range of body movements, the two backpacks slipped and fell from midair.

"Old Wu! Miss Qin! Start the robbery, and run away!"

The old tickle let out a roar, and the people had already run away.

Qin Wanzhi and Wu Xie hurriedly followed.

But the monkeys are not vegetarian either.

Only the one-eyed monkey king roared, as if giving orders.

In an instant, the golden monkeys pulled out many weapons from nowhere.

None of these things are surprising

There is M4A1, there is AK47, there are grenades, there are mortars...

In the blink of an eye, a hail of bullets shot down from the sky, and the sound of gunfire and explosions continued, as if a modern war had started.

As the saying goes - there is no most outrageous, only more outrageous.

Suddenly, the ground began to vibrate, and there were waves of roaring engines in the sky.

While avoiding the rain of bullets, the three of Qin Wanzhi searched for Zhou to see.

So, they saw an armored tank approaching not far away, and a fighter jet passing by in the air!!

The pilot in the cockpit is not a human being, but a...

monkey!!

This scene was transmitted into the live broadcast room, which immediately caused all the netizens to be shocked and confused.

Barrages jumped out at an explosive speed, and quickly swiped several rounds of 994——

"Fuck, am I dreaming? Monkeys can play with guns, fly planes and tanks?"

"It's crazy, where did they get the resources? If Li Yunlong had this set of equipment, he would dare to attack Tokyo!!"

"Live for a long time series... I feel that the game "Qinling Sacred Tree" is not in the same rhythm as "Seven Star Lu Palace" and "Raging Sea Submerged Sand"! The weirdness of Qinling is directly crushed Leaving Lu Palace and the Undersea Tomb!!”

"Rise of the Planet of the Apes? King Gigi is amazing~"

"Brother Monkey (cdfb) is really good, I have lived for more than 20 years, and I have never had a chance to touch these weapons, let alone use them.

"One thing to say, this is still playing a der, the anchor runs away, you can't beat it!!"

"Add one, miss, run!"

In fact, at this moment, without any suggestions from netizens, a blood-red word "Danger" had already appeared on Qin Wanzhi's forehead.

Where did she dare to stay? She hurriedly fled to the depths of Jiazigou, and shouted to Wu Xie and Lao Tiao,

"Don't ask for things, let's go, my life is important!!"

Wu Xie must be obedient, like a docile little sheep.

But Old Itchy didn't follow the routine. He braved the hail of bullets and ran all the way to a backpack.

He quickly bent over and grabbed it, and only after making sure that he grabbed it firmly, he turned his head and sprinted.

Speaking of which, this kid is also very fateful, so many guns and shells have no chance to hurt him.

Qin Wanzhi saw it, and suddenly felt that the anti-Japanese drama was somewhat low-key.

In comparison,

Isn't this even more exaggerated? Isn't this even more outrageous?

"You don't want to die!"

Seeing that Lao Tiao was following him, Wu Xie angrily scolded while running for his life,

"I think you are obsessed with ghosts, and the old birthday star hanged himself—tired of living!!"

Old Itchy had no time to bicker, so he glanced at the fighter jets in the sky and the tanks on the ground, and shouted,

"What's going on? Are all the monkeys... all becoming spirits?"

"It doesn't make sense. According to the "Anti-Animals Become Essence Law", after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to play like this!!"

As soon as Wu Xie heard this, he said that at such a critical moment of life and death, you are still in a poor mood, so hurry up and think of a way?

"Is there... a way to use wool? Do you think I'm a god, able to block planes and cannons?" Old Itch panted heavily, ready to continue to say something.

But in the blink of an eye, he saw a bullet shooting directly at Qin Wanzhi's back!

"Beauty, be careful!" Lao Tickle screamed!

Qin Wan was startled, and subconsciously turned her head, her pupils dilated in an instant.

"game. over!"

she thinks.

However, at this moment, a strange thing happened——

The moment the bullet hit her body, Qin Wanzhi noticed that the sound of guns and guns in her ears stopped abruptly, and the planes, tanks, mortars, machine guns, etc. all disappeared.

The picture has changed drastically. The golden monkeys on the cliff are grinning and throwing stones in their hands.

When she took a closer look, she saw that the bullet that shot her just now turned out to be a stone...012203423 Feilu 233422510]

"????"

Qin Wanzhi was numb.

What exactly is going on?

Hallucination?

Although I haven't figured out the situation, it's important to jump right now.

It’s okay to be hit by these large and small stones on the body, but if it hits the forehead, it will cause pain, skin bleeding, concussion, or even be crushed to death!!

In this way, the three of them ran wildly all the way, and after running for about half a cigarette, they stopped to catch their breath.

Qin Wanzhi looked around, but could no longer see the golden shadows of the monkey group, and also found that the three of them had submerged into the hinterland of Jiazigou without knowing it.

Wu Xie didn't exercise much at ordinary times, and he slumped on the ground weakly and said,

"Tired, today I have filled up my year's worth of exercise... But then again, what happened just now?"

Lao You guessed whether he might be bewitched by evil spirits, because there were rumors in the Jiazigou that there were strange stories about ghost soldiers making excuses.

Wu Xie shook his head, not approving,

"Is there a half-money relationship between monkeys and Yin soldiers? And whether there are really Yin soldiers in the world is an open question.

Wu Xie said that he has also heard many stories, the most famous of which is the "Shocking Manger" in the Yunan area

It is said that this was dug out by Meng Huo, the king of the Southern Barbarians during the Three Kingdoms period. During the thunderstorm season, there will be the sound of weapons clashing and killing, as well as people's cries and roars...

In addition, during the Tangshan Earthquake and the Wenchuan Earthquake, the locals and the troops who went to support had encountered ghost soldiers crossing the border...

As for whether these claims are genuine, or whether three people become tigers, it is difficult for Wu Xie to make a judgment.

Because he has no personal experience~

Hearing this, Qin Wanzhi also expressed his opinion.

"Is there a possibility that the magnetic field interferes with our subjectivity?"

"I have seen some explanations on the Internet, saying that people's reception of information from the outside world is actually an interactive integration of weak electrical signals.

"Weak currents exist in people's bodies. Once they are disturbed by strong magnetic fields, they will encounter many unimaginable things."

Lao Tiao nods his head now, and shows a thumbs up, "Miss Qin is very reasonable~"

"I have also learned about many anecdotes and strange things in the local area. For example, a few years ago, several construction teams wanted to build scenic spots in Jiazigou, but whenever it rained, there would be ghost stories, which scared everyone away. gone."

"And you see, this ditch is so seldom inhabited, yet not a single weed grows. 11

"So I think ... the magnetic field guess is probably right nine times out of ten."

"Those anecdotes about Yin soldiers, including the rise of the planet of the apes that the three of us just encountered, are all falsehoods!!"

In the end, everyone came to a unified conclusion, that is, false, that is, hallucinations.

This is also a psychological comfort,

After all, some things are better to be explained than not to be explained.

Next, the three of them rested on the spot for about a minute,

The actual interval in the game may have passed half an hour or so,

Because Qin Wanzhi could clearly feel that the physical discomfort caused by strenuous exercise was dissipating at an astonishing speed until she returned to normal.

"OK, this place is not very peaceful, let's continue walking after enough rest, we'd better leave as soon as possible..."

As Qin Wanzhi said, she made a gesture and stood up.

But very suddenly, a huge black shadow descended from the sky and just landed on top of her head!

Unexpected!

Qin Wanzhi didn't even have time to feel the pain, and found that the whole picture had turned black.

There is one subtitle that stands out——

【Sorry, you were crushed to death by the stone man. 】.