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This face almost scared Wu Xie out of his soul.

Its facial features are like stone carvings, and there is no trace of popularity. There is an expression that looks like a smile but not a smile, which is extremely weird.

In addition, it has golden hair that covers the whole body,

Obviously, this guy is not an old itchy, but a monkey!!

Wu Xie didn't know where the old itch went, and where the monkey came from.

But now is not the time to think about that.

He was provoked a bit, he swung his arms reflexively, and smashed the engineer shovel he had already grasped in his hand.

"boom"

One blow hit the monkey's face, and strangely, a crack appeared on the entire face!

Wu Xie was stunned, and asked if the face could crack? Is it because the skin is too dry?

I didn't have time to take a closer look,

Because the monkey could no longer hold back its strength, it screamed "Yeah!" and fell off the bronze tree.

This call seemed to resonate with the monkeys below,

I only heard "137" and saw a very chaotic "Yah Ya" sound coming from below, and then there were many yellow shadows speeding up.

Wu Xie looked down, her face was half green, and she shouted in shock,

"Go! They seem to be mad!"

"How to go... I... my day" Mr. Liang panted heavily, and said, "I really have no strength..."

Qin Wanzhi heard it in his ears, and thought that if you don't have strength, you don't have strength, why don't you let go of my feet first?

What are you doing with your hands on my ankles?

Do you want me to drag you all the way up?

"Damn it" Qin Wanzhi scolded, and immediately wanted to kick Master Liang off with his other foot.

But she couldn't bear it at all.

A philosopher once said --- Lose humanity, lose a lot.

Once the bottom line of humanity is gone, what will a person become?

She didn't dare to think about it, and she didn't dare to do it.

"Yeah..."

When Qin Wanzhi was struggling mentally, a monkey had already climbed up.

Due to the constant approaching distance, with the skill blessing of [Night Eyes], you can see clearly at this time—

The animal's face wore a mask carved from stone, like a hungry ghost in hell.

It was strange to say that it seemed to be very afraid of Master Liang, and instead of attacking, it crawled towards Qin Wanzhi.

"Your grandpa's!"

Qin Wanzhi stayed with Lao Tick and the others, learned to swear, and immediately became furious.

Are monkeys picky eaters?

It also knows that the meat of an old man is not tasty, but the flesh of a young woman is more tender and more fragrant?

With no time to think about it, Qin Wanzhi clamped the protruding branches of the bronze tree with her legs, while stabilizing her balance, she took out the Vajra Umbrella,

The monkey rushed over,

Qin Wanzhi stretched out the leaves of the Vajra Umbrella and used it as a shield.

The monkey bumped into it, was ejected half a meter away, and then fell down in the air.

"Huh..." Qin Wanzhi breathed a sigh of relief, but also understood that the crisis had not really been resolved.

I saw the dark shadows below, all of these strange monkeys wearing masks.

They crawled extremely fast, and it probably took less than a minute for a small group of "pioneer troops" to catch up!!

"How can this be done?"

Qin Wanzhi's thoughts were tumbling and jumping in her mind, trying to think of a way to break the situation.

How about a famous scene where you cut your hands and bleed?

But I tried it once before, Qilin seems to have expired, so it doesn't work, right?

While thinking wildly, Master Liang's feeble voice came over,

"Beasts... seem to be afraid of fire... hurry up... I have a flare in my backpack..."

When Qin Wan heard this, she suddenly came to her senses, and hurriedly climbed down one meter, and came to the side of Master Liang.

She flipped through her backpack, pulled out the flare gun twice, and fired a bullet into the air.

"Chirp~"

The flare drew an arc in the air and exploded a few seconds later,

In the blink of an eye, the entire space brightened up, emitting a glare as bright as day!

At the same time, the extremely high temperature ignited some of the monkeys underneath, making them scream "Yah!" and fell down the bronze tree.

I don't know how long it took, but the glare dimmed.

There was a stench of burnt flesh and hair in the air,

The monkeys were all gone, and there were only a lot of corpses lying on the ground, motionless, probably hiccupping...

"Phew, Miss Qin, thanks to your rescue, otherwise we would all be here today!"

Above the head, Wu Xie's voice sounded,

Then, several pop-up windows appeared on the screen——

[Master Liang's favorability towards you +2. 】

[Wu Xie's favorability towards you +2. 】

[Old Itch's favorability towards you +2. 】

Qin Wanzhi browsed around, when she heard someone's voice below,

"Mom, who played the signal flare [almost blinded my eyes...

"But...we were lucky in disguise, the monkeys finally disappeared.

Qin Wanzhi looked down and found that Lao Tiao was creeping up, feeling strange in her heart.

How did this guy get down there?

She remembered that at the very beginning, Lao Xi clearly crawled at the front of the team, playing the role of "Pioneer Officer"

Is it wrong?

After thinking about it, Qin Wanzhi noticed the bullet screens sent by netizens in the live broadcast room.

"Hey I said, wasn't itch the first to climb the bronze tree?"

"That's right, that's right, I also remember that he was the one who ran in the front, this kid is a cunt, but he can't do things that make people feel bad..."

"That's a bad idea. Why did Old Itch suddenly appear at the end of the line?"

"Could it be that we all misremembered? The Mann Della effect? ​​The hippocampus effect?"

"Impossible, I believe my eyes, eyes can't deceive people!!"

"That's right, that part of "Journey to the West" where Che Chi fights against the country, obviously there is a plot of frying oil, and then the lyrics of fifty-six families and fifty-six flowers have now become fifty-six A star....This fucker is outrageous...."

"Is there a possibility that this old itch is not a person, but a ghost? Because when the anchor was defending against monkey attacks, I seemed to see a confused shadow of a person falling from a high altitude."

"Damn it, is it true or not? Why didn't I notice it?"

After scanning the barrage content sent by netizens,

Qin Wanzhi raised her eyebrows slightly, her expression became serious.

To be honest, all her attention was on the monkey just now, and she didn't notice any shadow falling from the sky.

But many things will not come from nowhere,

Since there is a statement in the live broadcast room, there must be some basis for this matter!!

cautious.

Qin Wanzhi thought that she must be cautious in doing things.

She quietly reached out to look through the backpack, ready to touch a black donkey's hoof to get out.

But when I think about it again, I don't feel right,

The black donkey's hoof is specially used to restrain zombie rice dumplings, and it seems to have no effect on ghosts and monsters.

So how do ghosts deal with it?

Suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in her mind, Qin Wanzhi secretly said "Yes", and then asked Master Liang,

"Master, I remember you said before that you have brought a lot of magic weapons that have been consecrated, and you have the ability to suppress ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, right?"

3.1 "OK, lend me some~"

"Oh..." Master Liang showed a suspicious expression, but still honestly, he fumbled from his pocket left and right, and took out a piece of yellow talisman paper.

There are crooked incantations written on it, and most people can't understand the meaning at all.

Qin Wanzhi took the thing, hid it in the palm of his hand, and covered it up.

Then, after more than ten seconds, I saw Old Itch crawling to my side.

"Mom sells batches, I'm exhausted..."

Lao Xie sat on the branch of the bronze tree, and wanted to complain a few more words.

Suddenly, Qin Wanzhi interrupted him, "There seems to be something on your back!!"

"Ah?" Old Tickle was taken aback, and quickly reached out to touch it,

"What, it doesn't seem to be there? You...don't scare me..."

Qin Wanzhi told him to turn around and not move, to help him see clearly.

Lao Xie was not suspicious, and turned his face in a numb manner.

in a split second,

Qin Wanzhi focused her gaze, and firmly stuck the yellow talisman prepared in advance to the old itchy back. .