I Developed The Ninja Village Game, And The Whole World Is Crazy About It
081 Scared To Pee! Only Remember That There Is A Problem! Orochimaru!
"Finally, it's time to start!"
"Fight fight! I want to watch the fight!"
"This is the real killing field, life and death certificates are signed."
"As a reminder, there is a Jōnin Orochimaru known to the candidates present, and a Chūnin Chitu.
It can only be said that whoever meets them will be unlucky. "
"Teacher Ma also had a problem, the one named Huang Rong said that their purpose was not to take the Chūnin exam.
"Boss Wang and Dai Xiaosong can pass this trial lying down, right?"
"Sister Zhou and Teacher Whoring shed tears of envy."
"Haha, when the door opened, everyone was like a wild horse running wild, as expected, sister Zhou's side is also the same.
"Well, it feels like the cafeteria is open."
"what…·!!"
Sister Zhou and the three didn't go far.
A scream was heard not far away.
"Is it starting so soon?"
Miss Zhou frowned.
"Less than five minutes after the exam started, someone has already met."
The corners of Naruto's mouth twitched, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead: "No...it's nothing, Shumei."
"I...I kind of want to pee..."
With that said, Naruto turned and took off his pants facing the tree.
Sister Zhou clenched her fists tightly, feeling that she couldn't control the prehistoric power in her body.
Naruto, this guy, has a social bullshit again.
"Naruto..."
"Ok?"
Hearing Sister Zhou calling him, Naruto turned his head in the garden.
I saw Sister Zhou's face was gloomy, and her eyes were full of murderous intent.
"Uh--"
Naruto was so scared that he directly pinched it off.
Sister Zhou: "If you want to urinate, go to the grass, and urinate "737" where others can't see it!!"
Naruto froze: "Yes!"
He quickly lifted his pants and ran to a patch of grass.
"It's so embarrassing, I was so scared to pee..."
Sister Zhou stroked her forehead, speechless to Naruto.
Originally, she heard people say that she was scared to pee.
Thought it was a joke.
result………
"Ah~~ What a big pee, it's refreshing now!"
Naruto walked out from the bushes not far away with a satisfied face.
"So... Naruto..."
Sister Zhou walked towards Naruto with a gloomy face.
Naruto stared blankly at Sister Zhou: "What...what?"
"Don't do such indecent actions and indecent words in front of girls in the future!"
Sister Zhou knocked Naruto violently.
But to Sister Zhou's surprise, she knocked empty.
"Ok--?"
Sister Zhou uttered an octave higher nasal voice: "Have you learned to hide now?"
Naruto waved his hand a little timidly: "No...ah...not..."
At this time, Sasuke quickly came behind Naruto and punched Naruto in the face.
"boom!"
Naruto slammed into the tree hard.
See this scene.
Sister Zhou's first thought was, can't it?
Even if Naruto dodges his own violent trembling.
Sasuke didn't need to give Naruto such a hard punch just to vent his anger, did he?
As comfortable as he is, Naruto just needs a punch sometimes.
But I didn't use too much strength to hit Naruto once in a while, Sasuke is so hard.
Sister Zhou still feels sorry for Naruto a little bit.
Naruto rubbed his face and looked at Sasuke: "What are you doing?!"
Sasuke continued to rush towards Naruto and kicked him flying.
"Something's wrong!"
Miss Zhou frowned.
Sasuke is not out to vent his anger.
Such an attack is obviously an attack against the enemy!
"Could it be..."
Sister Zhou looked at Naruto, isn't this guy really Naruto?
Sure enough, after careful observation, sister Zhou found the difference.
Naruto's ninja pouch was tied to his right leg, but this time it became his left leg!
And dare to hide his fist.
It is enough to prove that this person is not Naruto!
Still not vigilant enough!
Thinking of this, two thoughts popped up in Sister Zhou's mind.
First, go to the place where Naruto relieved just now and look for Naruto.
Second, help Sasuke beat the fake Naruto, or guard.
The first idea was directly passed by Zhou Jie.
Find someone (X)
Add chaos (V)
With a high probability that Naruto has fallen into the opponent's hands.
If I run around like that, isn't that the kind of heroine in TV dramas who only adds to the chaos and makes people sick?
So, Sister Zhou decided to rush directly to help Sasuke.
Taking out Kunai, Sister Zhou rushed up directly.
Seeing Sister Zhou also rushing over, the fake Naruto who kept fighting with Sasuke probably also knew that he was exposed.
He jumped back, out of Sasuke's attack range.
"How did you find out?"
Sasuke looked at him disdainfully: "I have no obligation to tell you, say! Where is the real Naruto?"
"boom!"
False Naruto lifted Transformation Technique.
is a Rain Shinobi Village ninja wearing a mask.
"It's really unlucky, there is nothing you can do if you are exposed."
"Who is that with the scroll?"
"Hand it over obediently, and I will spare your lives."
Sister Zhou turned to him with Kunai: "If you let Naruto go, I'll give you the scroll!"
The masked man glanced at Sister Zhou: "If that's the case, then I'll grab it with my strength!"
coming!
Sister Zhou held Kunai tightly.
Sasuke leaped high, and quickly made a seal with his hands: "Fire Style Phoenix Fire Technique!"
Several small fireballs shot out of Sasuke's mouth like bullets.
The man in the mask dodged left and right, avoiding several fireballs.
The ground was directly blasted out of large and small potholes.
"Ding!"
The masked man passed Sasuke Kunai in the air.
Sasuke landed on a tree.
I saw Naruto tied up like a caterpillar on the ground.
"Hey! Sasuke!"
Naruto writhed his body and shouted loudly.
Sasuke threw the kunai in his hand to Naruto, and cut a few pieces of the rope that bound Naruto.
"Look, there is a flaw! Lucky!"
The masked man took out a few throwing knives and was about to throw them at Sasuke.
"Water Style·Water Shock Wave!"
A jet of water went towards the masked man.
"hateful!"
The masked man turned his body and avoided the water column.
But also missed the best time to attack Sasuke.
"whoosh—"
Sasuke threw a kunai at the masked man.
Then start Sharingan.
"I won't let you run away!"
Naruto who untied the rope also rushed towards the masked man.
The masked man avoided Kunai in the air.
But he didn't realize that Sasuke had already arrived in front of him.
"puff!"
Blood splatters!
Sasuke's kunai stabbed hard into the masked man's chest.
The man in the mask pushed Sasuke away fiercely, fell to the ground, and fled into the distance.
"It's really unlucky, it seems that I was wrong to come here alone in order to eliminate my breath!"
See the masked man fleeing.
Naruto jumped to Sasuke's side: "Hey, Sasuke, why did he escape!"
Sasuke looked at Naruto angrily: "You super idiot, why are you defeated so easily!"
Naruto scratched his head in embarrassment: "Ah! Haha, I didn't pay attention just now, I was attacked by surprise."
"Where's the scroll?"
Sister Zhou came over and looked at Naruto with some concern.
Naruto patted his back: "Of course it's still there."
With this lesson.
Sister Zhou and the three began to discuss countermeasures.
Sasuke: "If the three of us are separated, even partners can't believe it.
"Like just now, the enemy may transform and approach us."
Naruto nodded thoughtfully.
Sasuke: "So, let's decide on the code."
Naruto: "Crypto?"
Sasuke said seriously: "Listen well, as long as the password is wrong, no matter what the posture is, it will be regarded as an enemy.
Sister Zhou nodded, this calendar is very good.
Sasuke: "I'll just say it once, remember it..."
"When you ask ninja song 'ninji', you should answer like this."
"When a large number of enemies are in a commotion, it is a good time to lurk..."
"That's when the enemy fatigues and relaxes."
"That's it."
Naruto and sister Zhou looked dull.
Sister Zhou looked confused: "Is this... so long?"
Naruto said weakly: "Can you say it again?"
Sasuke said calmly, "Didn't I just say it once?"
Naruto: "I remember it, I just want to listen to it again just to be on the safe side."
Although Sister Zhou remembered almost the same.
But she felt that she might forget all about it after a while.
Was about to suggest the whole short cipher to Sasuke.
"call---!!"
A violent gust of wind hit the three of them.
"This is......... Wind Style?"
Sister Zhou and the three couldn't stop the airflow that was coming directly, and ran to both sides.
Not long after, the wind stopped.
Sister Zhou got up from the ground in embarrassment.
But she suddenly saw Sasuke who was lurking in the grass with his ass pouted...
"Sasuke."
Sister Zhou called him.
Sasuke came out from the grass and looked at Sister Zhou: "Let's answer the code first! Ninja song 'Ninja Machine'"
Sister Zhou was dumbfounded.
I was blown by a strong wind just now, and I forgot all about it.
Sasuke looked at Sister Zhou's expression, and took out Kunai: "If you can't say the password, then you are the enemy!"
Sister Zhou hastily stretched out her hand to stop: "Wait a minute!"
"Hmm... a large number of enemies... what... lurking or something..."
Sister Zhou was thinking hard, sweating profusely.
Sasuke looked with black lines all over his face.
Just about to speak, Naruto's voice came.
"It hurts, hello! Everyone! Are you all right?"
Naruto ran towards the two of them.
Sister Zhou is still thinking hard.
Sasuke stopped Naruto who was running over: "Signal!"
Naruto nodded and smiled: "Of course I know!"
"A good time to lurk is when a large number of enemies are in a commotion."
"There is no hiding in a quiet place..."
Naruto said the password that Sasuke said just now verbatim.
Sister Zhou looked at Naruto dully.
He is Naruto!
Even Naruto remembers.....
Didn't he remember a complete sentence?
And, saddest of all.
Even if Naruto said the password again.
I still don't remember anything!
but kid
A good memory is what it should be!
Sister Zhou looked at Sasuke weakly: "That...do I need to say it again?"
There was a sneer at the corner of Sasuke's mouth: "Humph."
Immediately, he threw the Kunai in his hand towards Naruto with lightning speed.
"Whoosh!"
Naruto leaned his body, avoided Kunai, and fell to the ground.
Naruto looked at Sasuke angrily and shouted, "What are you doing!"
Sister Zhou also looked shocked.
Said the password and launched an attack?
Sister Zhou took out Kunai, her eyes were between Sasuke and Naruto
hovering.
Follow your own perspective.
Both Sasuke and Naruto could be enemy transformations.
The most suspect is Sasuke.
First of all, this Sasuke didn't say the password himself.
Just let yourself and Naruto say the code word.
This is very suspicious.
But, the least suspicious one is Sasuke.
If both myself and Naruto are real.
Then Sasuke didn't need to attack Naruto just now to arouse his own suspicion!
Sister Zhou wanted to hear Sasuke's reason for attacking Naruto.
"Did he say the wrong sign?"
Sister Zhou looked at Sasuke warily.
Although Naruto had a confident face just now, and he was fluent when he said the code.
But what if something is wrong?
Sasuke glanced at Sister Zhou and realized that she doubted herself a little now.
"Is the real 0.6 Naruto the kind of guy who can dodge my blow just now?"
Sister Zhou frowned and shook her head: "This is not the reason why I believe you.
Sasuke continued, "It's because he didn't say the wrong code that there was a problem.
"Do you think that guy can memorize such a long code?"
Sister Zhou was taken aback for a moment, and then she understood: "Did you say that long password on purpose?"
Sure enough, it's not my problem!
Sasuke glanced at Miss Zhou speechlessly: "I thought only Naruto couldn't remember..."
"Ah? Haha~~" Sister Zhou touched her head and smiled awkwardly.
Sasuke's logic has convinced Sister Zhou.
Sasuke looked at Naruto who fell on the ground and said: "And the behavior when avoiding my attack is obviously different from Naruto.
"It's almost time to show your true colors......"
"You impostor."
hear this.
Fake Naruto stuck out his slender tongue[licked his lips: "I see."
"hiss--"
Sister Zhou gasped.
This action.....
"No......... can't you?"
Sister Zhou's heart beat faster and faster.
"boom!"
False Naruto lifted Transformation Technique.
A Kusanagi wearing a hat stood in front of the two of them, looking at them with a smile.
"It seems that I was tricked by you, Sasuke-kun.
Seeing this face, Zhou Yan said in a trembling voice: "何Sasuke"
Sasuke looked at Sister Zhou: "What's wrong?"
"Run away!"
"This guy, is a Jōnin!"
(I wish you all great fortune in the New Year and everything goes well!).
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