I didn't intend to be a Fairy

"A monster!"

"This cat demon has really become a spirit!"

"Don't make noise! ​​Don't startle the captain!" Steward Liu immediately scolded, staring around with glaring eyes.

Only then did everyone gradually calm down.

Indeed, now that the Taiwei is old and seriously ill, the expert said, the last thing to be frightened, once they startle the Taiwei, if something happens, his life may not be safe.

The mouth is closed, but the fear in the heart is indispensable, and they all still look at the cat on the beam.

Even the young man was shocked.

Butler Liu was the calmest.

"Don't be alarmed, Lord." Butler Liu said in a low voice, "I heard that there are many goblins and ghosts in Changjing, and the nobles in the palace are not necessarily afraid of monsters."

This was cryptic, but it also made the young man react.

"Yeah……"

The young man was flustered, his hands were shaking, he kept breathing in, and while stepping back, he said, "All the princes and princesses have met demons before, and the queen's cousin often talks to cats, so maybe she wants to raise a demon cat."

"Lang Jun, be careful with your words."

"Yes, yes, yes! Be careful with your words..."

"However, Mr. Lang is right." Butler Liu said, "Why don't I stabilize this cat demon here first, while Mr. Lang sends people to Juxian Mansion to seek help from several experts who are familiar with the Taiwei. While entering the palace, I asked the empress about her attitude, if the empress liked it, she would still send it into the palace, if the empress didn't like it..."

"What if you don't like it?"

"This is in Changjing City, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, how can the cat demon be allowed to wreak havoc? Just hand it over to the City God."

As soon as the words fell, I heard the cat above my head say:

"I know the City God."

"What did you say?"

At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside.

The butler didn't dare to wait for someone to report that the Taoist came yesterday, fearing that the cat demon would be excited, and no one knew what the cat demon was capable of, so he only asked a few times before walking quickly to the gate.

...

With a creak, the door opened.

Standing at the door was yesterday's housekeeper, who seemed to be surnamed Liu.

"Butler Liu." The Taoist bowed with a smile, "Come down to pick up my cat."

"Mr. is here..."

"I don't know how my cat caught mice last night?"

"Mister's cat is really a magic cat." Butler Liu said so, but showed embarrassment and apology, "But the villain has something to say to sir."

"oh?"

The Taoist was not in a hurry, just looked up at him.

"My lord is a cat lover. When he saw sir's cat last night, he fell in love with him very much. I wonder if he can give up his love?" Butler Liu immediately said after asking, "Don't worry, sir, my lord will never give up." If you are not someone who steals your love with a sword, how about offering five hundred taels of silver to buy your husband's beloved cat?"

The Taoist was still standing at the door, watching carefully.

"I'm afraid not."

"Why not? But it's too little?" Butler Liu said to him, "Sir, five hundred taels of silver is a sky-high price even in Changjing. If you keep catching mice, you probably won’t earn more than a dozen taels of silver a year, but you can earn five hundred taels for decades, and if you catch all the mice in Changjing, you won’t be able to earn so much money!”

"I don't know anything about this step. I am not subordinate to Empress Sanhua, but a companion who travels the world together. How can I sell it?" The Taoist still looked at the steward. , there is no reason to buy and sell by force, right?"

"Indeed."

The embarrassment and apology on Liu Butler's face suddenly became heavier, and he was a little more ashamed: "Then let's not hide the truth from the gentleman. In fact, the villain lied to the gentleman, which is not the case."

"Please say."

Butler Liu always felt that this Taoist was not panicking or anxious at all, his eyes seemed to be looking into his heart, and he felt hairy in his heart, but he still said as usual: "Last night, my lord saw Mr.'s cat The son really likes it very much, and wanted to touch it for a while, but the cat refused. The young man was young and vigorous, and when he got angry, he insisted on touching the husband's cat, so he ordered the servants at home to come and touch it together. Go catch Mr.’s cat. But Mr. He’s cat is so dexterous that so many people can’t catch it. Later, it got so anxious that it jumped onto the wall and went out.”

"Then what?"

"The villain chased him out, but for some reason, a golden light flashed, and Mr.'s cat disappeared." Butler Liu paused, "The villain was quite shocked at the time, but after thinking about it, it should be Mr. The god cat at home already has spirituality, just after leaving the hospital, it was discovered by an expert or god passing by, and took it away."

After Liu Butler finished speaking, he was ashamed and saluted immediately:

"It's all the villain's fault! It's all the fault of the villain's failure to take good care of Mr.'s cat. That's why this incident happened! My husband is also very sorry, so he thought about giving more money to compensate Mr. The villain is going to ask for your husband, my husband is generous, so what if you give him a few hundred taels of silver?"

"That's it..."

Song You looked at the people behind the butler.

These people were both surprised and admired.

Song You himself admired him somewhat.

Because even if it was a lie, the butler didn't say that the cat scratched his lord and made his lord angry. Instead, he pushed some faults on his lord, which is really wonderful.

"I'm really sorry, sir. The villain has apologized to you!" Butler Liu bowed again and again, then quietly glanced at Song You, "I don't know what you think, sir?"

"Where is Mistress Sanhua, I'll find out when I go in and have a look."

"this……"

"Isn't it good?"

"The villain also wants to let Mr. in, but this is the Taiwei's mansion after all, how can there be any reason to let people in?" Liu Butler looked embarrassed, "What's more, my Taiwei is old and seriously ill. The doctor said The most shocking thing, not to mention sir, was that the imperial army searched the city for monsters a while ago, and His Majesty also specially ordered someone else to come to my Taiwei's mansion for inspection."

"Are there any other lies?"

"But I don't know what you mean, sir?"

"Although my cat is gentle to people, she has learned the Tao after all. If you annoy her with one step, those people inside may not be able to restrain her." Song You said lightly to Butler Liu, "Please let me Go in and welcome Empress Sanhua back, so as not to cause more trouble."

"..."

The housekeeper froze for a moment.

At this time, thinking of the Taoist's expression since he opened the door, he came back to his senses. It turned out that he knew all along, and he was not in a hurry, and he was here to see how he lied.

At this time, the Taoist was only seen walking forward.

"etc!"

Butler Liu hurriedly stopped the Taoist: "Sir, please wait a moment!"

"Um?"

The Taoist really stopped, and continued to look at him.

Still that look.

At this moment, Butler Liu couldn't bear this kind of gaze anymore, and he always felt that he couldn't hide his thoughts from him.

"The empress loves cats like life. If the husband dedicates this cat to the empress, he will surely be rich and prosperous in this life. Maybe he can even find an official position. Why bother to open a shop in Dongcheng and do some hard work?"

"Don't you lie to me?"

"Would you like it, sir?"

"This matter is not negotiable."

"I know that Mr. has some morals, but this is Changjing after all, and no matter how good you are, even if you don't pay attention to my Taiwei's mansion, don't you also pay attention to the empress?"

"continue."

"The empress loves this cat, and she asked for it specially. If the husband wants to obstruct it, you have to think about the consequences."

"Is it really the empress asking for it?"

"..."

Steward Liu's heart was pounding, and his eyes made him feel terrified, but he gritted his teeth and said, "The empress loves cats like her life, everyone in Changjing knows it, how can it be fake?"

"interesting."

Song You thought it was very interesting.

The human heart is really interesting.

It's just that his wife Sanhua is still inside at the moment, so it's inconvenient to chat with them any more, otherwise he really wants to stop and have a good chat with the housekeeper, to see how many different lies he can come up with.

"Please open the door."

"This is the Taiwei's mansion! The current empress is the cousin of my lord, how dare you barge in!"

"You should be glad that Empress Sanhua is still here. If you have already gone to the palace, I will go to the palace to look for it."

While talking, the Taoist stepped up, stepped on the stone steps, and walked towards the door.

"stop!"

Steward Liu's eyes widened, and he shouted as he stepped back.

Several servants greeted him immediately.

But before they got close to the Taoist, they seemed to have their souls taken away suddenly, one by one, in order, and they all fell limp to the ground.

Butler Liu was even more frightened and retreated again and again, but in the end he was somewhat courageous.

"My family's Taiwei is a high-ranking member of the court, and he is also considered a relative of the emperor. Now that he is old and weak, Mr. uses the magic method to break in. If my family's Taiwei is surprised, what is going on? Can I tolerate you again?"

"I see a strong sense of death here, Mr. Taiwei thinks it's not today, and he won't live for a few days." The Taoist sniffed, and had already stepped into the gate.

"Bold!"

Butler Liu almost broke his voice.

The Taoist stopped and turned to look at him.

Steward Liu's legs gave way immediately, and he managed to avoid falling to the ground.

"I see that you are smart and can speak well, but it's a pity that you help others and don't follow the right path." The Taoist's voice was calm, and he paused. I'm really unhappy, so I will give my step to be dumb for the rest of my life, and I hope I can help my step to make less troubles and less crimes."

"..."

The butler was about to say something, but when he opened his mouth, he couldn't make any sound.

The momentary panic not only made his eyes widen, but also made him open his arms, waving them in the air as if trying to grab something.

Immediately, his head sank, and he also passed out on the ground.

Taiwei's mansion is said to be a house, more like a garden, with flowers and grass, mountains and water, and countless family members and guests.

Hearing the movement at the door, people kept coming.

The Taoist didn't panic at all, he just walked through the garden, he didn't even lose his pace, and he didn't see any movement, the servants who came to stop him fell limply to the ground one by one.

Pass the rockery and walk through the flowing water.

No matter how high or low the martial arts skills are, no matter how weak the body is, as long as the people who come here get close to the Taoist for a certain distance, they will fall limply to the ground as if their souls have been sucked out.

If you look at it from a high altitude, it looks like human-shaped flowers blooming on the ground.

Until you reach the inner courtyard, the door of a house.

Just listen to the clear voice coming from the room:

"I am the cat of Taoist priest Fulongguan. I live in Liushu Street. I was invited by Taoist priests to help people catch mice. I have never harmed anyone. If you catch me, Taoist priests will come to you. That's right, you just now I also know the city god mentioned, some time ago the city god in the temple came to talk to my Taoist priest."

The group of people standing at the door no longer cared about being surprised by the cat on the beam. They all turned their heads and looked at the Taoist who was coming, the people who were lying down on the ground, and the person who was running towards the Taoist but fell limp on the ground. .

The Taoist stopped and smiled.

Mistress Sanhua is really smart.

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