I didn't intend to be a Fairy

There was an oil lamp in the room, it was not bright, but after the eyes got used to the light, they could see everything clearly.

It was very quiet at night.

Song You went to the bed and touched the quilt. This time he was lucky. The inn seemed to have been in a bad business for a while. The store owner took advantage of this to wash all the sheets and quilt covers, revealing a faint smell of bean pods, and it was very pleasant to the touch. Dry and comfortable to sleep on.

Sanhuamao followed behind him, but worried.

"Taoist priest……"

"What's wrong?"

"Among the group of people, there are a few people who are always staring at Mistress Sanhua's small bowl!" Sanhua Mao jumped onto the table and said, "The eyes are weird."

"Thug eyebrows and mouse eyes."

"Thug eyebrows and mouse eyes!"

"It means that the eyes are like thieves and mice."

"Thug eyebrows and mouse eyes!!"

"It's just like this at noon today. The small bowl of Empress Sanhua is beautiful and precious, and it is normal for people to covet it." Song You said to her, "Especially this bowl is used by Empress Sanhua, and when others see a cat To use such a beautiful and precious bowl would suspect that we do not know its value."

"Craucian carp!"

"Covet, covet and want."

"Empress Sanhua knows!" Sanhua Mao stared at him and said, "Empress Sanhua just thought it was interesting!"

"I forgot that Empress Sanhua learned how to be rich and five chariots."

"Learn and get rich!"

"That's right."

"Then will they come to steal Empress Sanhua's precious bowl at night?" Empress Sanhua asked worriedly.

"well……"

Song You sat down by the bed, and because the bed was soft and comfortable, he couldn't help sighing, and then he looked at the cat on the table: "Miss Sanhua is so powerful, and she is the best at catching mice. Master hid it so deeply, but it smelled like a mouse and couldn't hide it from Mistress Sanhua, and now that her mana has soared, who can steal it from Mistress Sanhua's nose?"

"right!"

Mao'er's expression froze immediately, and the sadness between his brows was swept away: "The magic power has increased!"

"If he wants to steal, let him do it. Just ask him about the escorted goods." Song You said to her, "We may not get an answer if we take the initiative to ask, but if someone else comes to tell us We might be better off."

"right!"

Mao'er's expression froze again, just now he felt that he was already very good, but suddenly he felt that he still had a lot to learn.

"Then why don't they come?"

"If you don't come, you are a gentleman. Tomorrow, you should bring a gift and ask for advice. I only hope they can tell the truth."

"Bringing gifts~"

The cat repeated.

The Taoist went to the table, took out the small bowl of Empress Sanhua, looked around, picked up the tea bowl that was upside down on the table, and compared it, the size and height were not much different.

"call……"

There were two identical small bowls on the table.

Exquisite blue and white, transparent but not leaking.

"It's all right now, even if I let him take it, Empress Sanhua doesn't have to worry about her bowl being broken."

"You are so smart!"

"I have to trouble Mistress Sanhua."

"The mouse came to steal! Mistress Sanhua caught him!"

"Don't hurt him."

"Don't worry, Taoist priest, even if Empress Sanhua catches a mouse, she won't hurt it."

"Then I..."

"Go to sleep!"

"is this okay?"

"Go to sleep, go to sleep!"

The cat hurriedly urged him.

The Taoist had no choice but to lie down.

Close your eyes, think about something messy in your mind, the night outside the window is surprisingly quiet, Song You's heart also slowly calmed down, and soon fell asleep.

Cats are different—

Empress Sanhua first waved her paw at the oil lamp, she was far away, even a small cat's paw could not blow any wind, but the oil lamp went out instantly.

After turning off the lights, she was not idle. First, she ran to the window and glanced at the courtyard below. Looking here and there in the room, he finally climbed onto the bed, dragged his real bowl and hid it in the corner of the bed, then lay still on his stomach, observing secretly.

Time passed little by little.

Empress Sanhua didn't move at all.

Finally it was midnight.

From the perspective of human hearing, there is no movement at all, but the three-flowered cat has turned its head and stared straight at the door.

To be precise, he was staring at the position on the right side of the door. His eyes seemed to be able to pass through the wall and see the movement in the corridor outside the room. Then he slowly moved to the left, and finally his eyes stopped in the middle of the wooden door.

"Crack..."

There was a slight movement outside the door.

A dagger came in and pulled the latch.

There was supposed to be a half crescent moon tonight, but a dark cloud came from nowhere and just covered it. At this time, you can't see your fingers in the room, so it's suitable to be a gentleman on the beam.

Unfortunately, in the eyes of Empress Sanhua, everything is very clear.

I saw the door bolt moving slowly.

"..."

With an almost imperceptible sound, the door was pushed open very slowly.

Empress Sanhua tilted her head to look at him.

Standing at the door was a strong man, in his twenties and thirties, he was considered young among a group of bodyguards.

Sure enough, it was him.

Empress Sanhua knew it was him, because this person seemed to be the least intelligent among the group of people.

The cat changed its position by the bed, hid its small bowl deeper, and then looked at the man again, seeing him groping around, coming in cautiously, and moving cautiously, Mistress Sanhua waited for a while He only walked a few feet away, shook his head, jumped off the bed and walked to his side.

Mistress Sanhua didn't call him, she just followed him, raised her head high and stared at him.

This person walks a little, she walks a little.

When the man stretched out his hand and groped, she looked up at his hand, when the man moved, she stared down at his feet, with no expression on her face, but who knew what the cat was thinking?

It can be seen that this person is very careful, he has been walking close to the wall, and his goal is the wooden hook hanging not far from the door of the room. Presumably he saw the Taoist put the bowl in the bag today, and felt that most people would I hung my bag or clothes in this place, so I came here to look for it at the first time.

The bag did hang there.

It's just a bowl but it's already on the table.

As for why it was put on the table, it was actually because he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to find it.

"..."

The three-flowered cat stared at his movements, tilted its head and thought for a while, then turned its head to look at its own Taoist priest who was still sleeping soundly, hesitated for a while, turned into a human form, walked back to the table, picked up the small bowl on tiptoe, and very naturally He came back and put it in the bag.

There was no movement at all during this process.

The bodyguard didn't notice it, he went all the way to the bag, put his hand into the bag, groped for a while, and found this small bowl.

The bodyguard was immediately overjoyed.

The expression was clearly seen by Mistress Sanhua.

Mistress Sanhua turned back into a cat and watched the man put the bowl into her bosom, and then began to slowly grope outside again. After watching for a while, when he was about to reach the door, she finally shook her head, turned around, and jumped back. On the table next to him, he blew on the oil lamp.

"call……"

The room suddenly lit up with light.

"!"

The bodyguard was taken aback immediately, quickly touched his waist with one hand, turned around at the same time, first looked at the bedside, and then at the oil lamp.

The Taoist on the bed was still lying down.

The oil lamp on the table had just turned on a pea-sized light, and it was growing slowly, and beside the table, only the three-flowered cat was sitting upright, looking at him without blinking.

a cat?

How does a cat light a lamp?

The young bodyguard was stunned for a moment, but he didn't have time to think about it. His first reaction was to run outside.

But as soon as he turned around, he was so frightened that he almost shouted out.

I saw a big colorful tiger at the door of the room at some point, blocking the door sideways, the width of the whole door was less than half of its body length, turning its head to stare at him.

Tiger's eyes were round, his pupils were like needles, he didn't bark his teeth, and he didn't grin, just staring at him like this had already put him under great psychological pressure.

Only then did the bodyguard finally realize that something was wrong.

With a trembling and stiff body, he slowly turned his head——

I saw the cat still sitting on the table, staring at him without blinking, then suddenly opened his mouth, and said in a soft and soft voice:

"You can get under it and run away!"

The escort immediately held his breath, knowing that he had kicked the iron plate this time, he quickly lowered his voice and said:

"My god, I don't intend to offend you. I think it's the first offender. Your lord has a lot. Let me go. I will set up a memorial tablet for you when I go back and burn incense every year."

After hearing this, the cat still stared at him, then looked at the colorful tiger behind him, and continued to encourage: "You can also jump on its back and run away!"

"What does the cat fairy think?"

"Aren't you running meow?"

"Where does the villain dare to run!"

The bodyguard's hand was already stretched to his waist, only two inches away from the dagger, staring at the seemingly weak cat on the table, hesitating again and again, but took it back.

"You can also take out your knife and fight a tiger!"

"The cat fairy has great powers and boundless mana. If I knew that the cat fairy was so powerful, how could the villain dare to offend him?"

"What about this?"

The cat suddenly turned its head away from looking at him.

At the same time, the tiger also took a step forward, and a seat was vacant at the door.

It's a pity that this bodyguard is not a mouse.

Although he is stupid and reckless, he also knows that this is just a way for cats to play tricks on mice, or more, it is a trick they want to kill themselves here. The colorful giant tiger who couldn't bear it was afraid that it could catch up to him in an instant, and it could smash him to pieces with a single slap.

I have also heard of tricks in the world. Someone lures a tiger in a busy city, but in fact it is just a trick. Even if the spell is advanced, it can only hurt innocent people who believe in it.

But there are no talking cats in the game of rivers and lakes.

"I dare not..."

"It's boring!"

"This is the jade bowl of the cat fairy..."

The bodyguard hurriedly took out the small bowl from his arms, respectfully, walked to the table cautiously, but he didn't dare to approach it, so he had to stretch his hand to the longest and put it on the table.

"My Taoist priest has a question I want to ask you."

"question?"

"Yes!"

"After asking the villain, can I leave?"

"I don't know." Mao'er tilted his head and thought for a while, "My Taoist priest is very good. If you tell the truth, I guess I will let you go."

"That……"

"My Taoist priest is still sleeping, you are not allowed to make noise, wait until he wakes up... oh, he is already awake!"

The three-flowered cat turned her head and looked at the bed.

The Taoist rubbed his face and straightened up.

Sanhuamao looked away again, and stared straight at the bodyguard: "You must be talking too loudly!"

"Small injustice..."

After the bodyguard finished speaking, he turned his head and looked at the Taoist who was getting up slowly. Knowing that this was the rightful master, he immediately begged for mercy: "Immortal Master, Immortal Master is very generous, please forgive the villain once."

"In the middle of the night, why are you here?"

"Small... villain..."

But the bodyguard was hesitant and unable to speak.

"I am a cultivator, and I have always been kind-hearted, but I have come here and want to ask for forgiveness, but I still have to tell the truth."

"The villain was temporarily obsessed with money, and his mind was dizzy..."

It was interesting to say, he obviously did everything, but he was too embarrassed to say it, and quickly said: "Please forgive the villain for the sake of the young one's first offence, please."

"Is it really a first offender?"

"It's really..."

"Are you going to lie to deceive me?"

"..."

The bodyguard raised his eyes a little, and as soon as he touched the Taoist's calm eyes, he quickly lowered his head: "Don't dare to lie to the immortal master, the villain did steal once before, but dare to point it out in front of the immortal master. God swear, this is definitely only the second time."

"Although you are careful when you look at your steps, it's not like a habitual thief." Song You smiled slightly, "I heard that habitual thieves are good at observing words and expressions, and I don't think they will be attracted to us."

"That's right! Immortal Master Mingjian!"

"However, my step is a dart walker, and I should focus on magnanimity and faith. Why would I do such a sneaky thing?"

"The villain was lost for a moment, like a ghost..."

"What does this have to do with ghosts?"

"The fairy teacher is right! Please let the fairy teacher let me go, I will definitely reform and never do it again!"

The escort kept his voice down, as if he was afraid of being heard.

Song You just smiled, and didn't say any more, just said to him: "After all, your step is stealing. Stealing should not be done. It should be reported to the government, but I have something to ask your step. Although this matter is somewhat contrary Master's principle of faith, but it is of great importance, if you are willing to do a favor, tell us, I am willing to give you a chance, it can be regarded as a cover, if you don't tell the government, but you have to consciously tell the head of the bodyguard after you go back, let the bodyguard bureau decide on its own Go or stay."

"ah?"

"I have spared my step from being in prison." Song You said to him, "The bodyguard should be honest and trustworthy. Don't you even want to bear the consequences of this behavior?"

"Master Immortal, please forgive me..."

"No."

"Immortal Master..."

"Think slowly."

The bodyguard's eyes flickered, and he tried to beg for mercy a few more times, but found that the Taoist didn't speak at all, and only looked at him calmly, then he gritted his teeth and asked:

"I don't know what the fairy master wants to ask?"

"Thank you, sir." Song You smiled slightly, "I would like to ask you what kind of goods are you escorting? Where did they come from, and where are they going?"

"ah?"

The bodyguard was obviously taken aback for a moment.

"Can't you tell me?"

"this……"

The bodyguard's eyes flickered a few more times before he said: "The little one just knew about it, but the matter is of great importance. If the head of the bodyguard knows that the little one leaked the secret, he will probably kill the villain..."

"I just said that you came here to steal and were discovered by us."

"Thank you sir!"

The bodyguard didn't know whether to cry or laugh for a moment.