I didn't intend to be a Fairy

In the middle of the capital, the palace hall.

This small house was as tall as a person, Song You only had to bend over to enter the door, and he didn't have to bow his head inside. The length and width were half the size of an ordinary villager's house in Dayan. The island was cold at night, and a bonfire was actually lit in the middle of the palace hall for heating and lighting.

At this time Song You was sitting cross-legged against the wall on the left side of the entrance, with a banana leaf in front of him, on which were neatly placed two small fishes that were less than two fingers wide and exactly the same size, two huddled bamboo prawns, one The rats with their skins, heads and tails removed, and nine thin grasses. The fish and shrimps are all cooked, while the mice are raw. The small grasses are as long as fingers, like the ones that Mistress Sanhua often gnaws on the side of the road. kind.

The combination of meat and vegetables is neatly arranged.

Outside the banana leaf is a conch, filled with muddy water.

Mistress Sanhua was sitting next to him, and in front of her was a banana leaf, except that there was only one fish and shrimp, and the food was basically the same as him.

In addition, there were a few cats squatting on both sides, sitting very neatly, they should be the civil and military ministers of the Li Kingdom, all of them squatting upright, their expressions were not slack at all, but they all quietly looked at them from the corner of their eyes.

Banana leaves are also placed in front of these cats. The size and shape of the banana leaves are almost exactly the same, and the food on them is the same as that of Mistress Sanhua. The fish and shrimps are all the same size, and they are carefully placed, showing the formality and formality of the banquet in the raccoon kingdom. It is also very strict.

"It's really strange to have a distinguished guest here today, all civil and military people, don't be polite, just enjoy the water and vegetables."

"Thank you, my lord."

After all the cats thanked them, they began to eat.

"Thank you for your warm hospitality, Lord." Song You also bowed his hands to the tortoiseshell cat above him.

"Mr. Song, just enjoy it! I know that people have a lot more food than cats, so I specially prepared some more for Mr. Song. If it is not enough, please open your mouth. My imperial dining room is always on standby for distinguished guests!" The tortoiseshell cat maintains a considerable ruler Feng Fan didn't eat lightly, but first lowered his head to lick the water, then raised his head and said, "Miss Sanhua, please enjoy as much as you like, there are delicious dishes later!"

"Thank you, my lord~"

"To tell you the truth, I've been wandering on the sea recently, and the waves are swaying. I really don't have a good appetite." Song You said to the king.

"Well?"

The cat turned to look at him suspiciously.

"Hahaha……"

The tortoiseshell cat raised its head and laughed a few times when it heard the words. The voice sounded like the beginning of Mistress Sanhua, because the voice and sensuality are different from human beings. Naturally, it is difficult to distinguish between men and women, but they are somewhat feminine, and said heartily: "It seems that Mr. In this point, I am somewhat similar to me. When I was young, I was able to go fishing and fight in the sea, but now that I am older, I can’t do it anymore. If I drifted on the sea for half a day, I would have to vomit non-stop. If I didn’t come back three or five times later I don’t have any appetite for days, and I will go to sea for two days every time I want to vomit hairballs..."

Hearing this, Manchao civil and military burst out laughing.

Song You and Empress Sanhua looked at each other, and seeing her bewildered eyes, they laughed too.

Empress Sanhua was even more at a loss.

"The lord is very funny."

Song You boasted and looked at them at the same time.

At this time, those who are qualified to participate in the imperial palace banquet are naturally of extraordinary status. These cats can talk, and they have already attained Taoism, but they have no Taoism, and it seems that none of them cultivated by themselves.

It should be caused by the mysterious aura of this place.

"Speaking of which, the ancestors of our Li Kingdom also came from the Kingdom of Heaven, and had no intention of living in the sea. We are still from the same hometown as Mr. Song and Mistress Sanhua. I have always admired the culture of the Kingdom of Heaven." Staring, "I heard that the land of the Kingdom of Heaven is vast and boundless, almost dozens or hundreds of times larger than our land, but is it true?"

It was said that many civil and military officials were staring at Song You.

There is curiosity in the eyes, but also disbelief.

"The Great Banquet Kingdom is indeed very big and boundless." Song You answered truthfully, but did not answer carefully.

"Meow……"

All the cats looked at each other in amazement.

How big a world would that be?

Empress Sanhua was even more confused, she turned her head again, her eyes were round and her pupils were round, her mouth was slightly open, staring at Song You.

"Miss Sanhua, eat quickly, it's all your favorite food, don't stare at me with this kind of eyes." Naturally, Song You didn't have any contempt for Liguo, he just found it interesting and wonderful, but Mistress Sanhua The gazes he cast often made him want to laugh, which was very rude, so he quickly turned his head to the other side and asked the tortoiseshell cat, "This place is quite far away from Dayan, the cats in the interior of Dayan Although I can swim, I probably don't like water, the sea is vast, I don't know how the ancestors of Liguo came here?"

"It is said that there is a country of people overseas who loves cats as much as life. So my ancestors went to sea with the people of Tianchao to visit this country. As a result, the sea was too rough and unfortunately drifted away."

"I see."

Song You nodded.

Most of them were brought out of the country by merchants or official missions of a certain dynasty at that time to be sold or given to foreigners.

Then continue the small talk.

Song You learned that more than ten years ago, the boat of the Dayan people also drifted here unfortunately, and was also entertained by Li Guohaosheng, and then sent away. When they left, they also prepared a lot of supplies for them. In return for those Dayan people The palace was built for them, and the monkeys in the monkey country were taught to make fire. Now the fire in the raccoon country is traded from the monkey country.

Gradually, the civil and military affairs of the Manchu Dynasty had enjoyed themselves.

Especially the general Huang Zhuang, who had just returned from the border of the sandbar, ate the most delicious food, adding cup after cup of muddy water from the conch.

Even Empress Sanhua was very satisfied.

Only the food in front of Song You didn't move much.

He had no choice but to look at Empress Sanhua for help.

However, since he just told Empress Sanhua not to stare at him, Empress Sanhua concentrated on eating and it took a long time to notice his gaze.

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Empress Sanhua was taken aback again, staring at him.

Fortunately, she also quickly understood.

So he shook his head and crawled over from the side, picked up the raw mouse on the banana leaf in front of him, and then crawled back to his original position.

At this time, Empress Sanhua is like a god descending from the earth.

As for the grilled fish and shrimps, Song You tasted some, but they were only cooked. Although there was not much fishy smell, there was no salty smell--thinking that the citizens of Liguo could not change form and did not have hands. Cooking depends on the mouth. Song You felt that these two bites were enough. After all, he had lost his appetite after wandering at sea for so many days.

After that, three dishes were served in a row.

The eyes of a sea fish are considered a delicacy, a jellyfish and a fish roe are more like snacks after a meal. They are all packed in shells and tied with rope straw. A special cat brings them with rope grass in their mouths. It doesn't wobble at all, and there is a cat beside it to help take it off and pull the rope back, and the movements are surprisingly flexible.

In addition to fish eyes, jellyfish and fish roe Song You tasted a little.

Jellyfish has no salty taste, so it's not even cold.

Fish roe is also completely raw.

Suddenly, the voice of a minister came from the front:

"Miss Sanhua is unparalleled in beauty and aura. She is extraordinary at a glance. I heard from the captain sent by General Huang to report that Mistress Sanhua used to be a cat god and possessed magical powers. Oh, it's not just a question, but she definitely didn't have it." The meaning of being disrespectful to Empress Sanhua is that we are all curious about magical powers, and I wonder if Empress Sanhua can perform a performance or two on the spot to satisfy my curiosity?"

Hearing this, Mao'er turned her head and looked at Song You.

"It's all up to Empress Sanhua to decide."

Song You smiled and said to Empress Sanhua.

"OK!"

Empress Sanhua immediately stood up.

Empress Sanhua almost unified the aesthetics of humans and cats. When she was together, she not only attracted Song You's attention, but also made all the cats present stunned. It's just that Sanhua Empress has a unique temperament besides her beauty. She was once a god of cats, and she is a god who can be called perfect in every part of her body. Dare to see more.

"It's too small here!"

Empress Sanhua said seriously and walked out.

The civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty looked at each other, first the king got up, then the prime minister followed, and then almost all the cats followed him out.

Only Song You and General Huang were left.

Song You felt that the door of the palace hall was too small, and it was inconvenient to drill in and out by himself, so he leaned over to look out through the door. General Huang was so full of food that he couldn't walk anymore. Anyway, he was sitting on the edge of the door. He was sitting slumped at this time, and he could see the scene outside when he poked his head.

Then there was a bang—

"boom!"

A huge flame exploded in the air, lighting up the night sky.

Fortunately, the flames were spit into the sky, if they fell on the ground, they might cover the entire imperial palace, several courtyards, dozens of halls and small halls, and also illuminate the entire capital of Liguo as bright as day.

I don't know how many cats were frightened in an instant.

The cats jumped up and ran away, but not only these civil and military ministers, the whole country was full of meowing.

"besides--"

Empress Sanhua changed back into human form again, went back to the palace hall, took out her small flag from the bag beside the Taoist priest, waved it with her hand, and a puff of black smoke spewed out.

The black smoke fell to the ground and turned into a tiger.

"Roar……"

It was a beautiful giant tiger that had become a spirit.

The palace hall can accommodate dozens of hundreds of cats, but there is a feeling that it can’t fit in it, as if it is bigger than ordinary cats just by the palm of your hand. The cats in the entire imperial city and even the capital were all dumbfounded, and their livers were torn apart.

However, Empress Sanhua was still waving the flag, calling out three fierce tigers in succession, of different sizes, but to cats, they were all gigantic.

For a moment, even the king and the general couldn't help trembling.

These cats had never seen a tiger.

Haven't even heard of tigers.

I just thought it was a giant cat.

Like the god of cats, the legendary god of cats and generals.

"return!"

Mistress Sanhua waved the flag, and the tigers looked at her in bewilderment, but they all turned back into black smoke and returned to the flag.

The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty and the people of the capital are still in doubt.

General Huang was so frightened that he hiccupped constantly.

After a long time, the tortoiseshell king led the civil and military ministers back to the palace, and they still took their previous seats, but at this time, both civil and military and the king were already respectful to Empress Sanhua.

That kind of reverence is like treating a god.

People rely on the power of cats, and there are not many cats who dare to look directly at Song You. Those civil servants who previously felt that "the country offered delicacies and delicious gifts to entertain the Taoist, but the Taoist did not eat a few bites, which was a bit rude", now began to think that the food culture of Liguo and Dayan might be different, so the food did not suit the taste of the Taoist.

"belch……"

General Huang's hiccups continued.

Song You also took the opportunity to ask about the lord of Lilliputian.