I didn't intend to be a Fairy

Cats still maintain the habit they had many years ago. When they arrive in a strange place, they have to walk around and sniff all over, including several mouse holes in the house, so that they can become familiar with the environment.

It took her a while to calm down a little.

Song You stood in the room, washing himself calmly.

"Wow..."

The wooden face plate frame is half a person's height and can fit a copper basin into it. The newly bought handkerchief in Yangdu is still very thick and highly absorbent. There is also a small flower embroidered on the lower right corner.

Song You wiped his face carefully.

The cat's voice came from behind, full of doubts: "Why don't they give us rats to eat at night?"

"..." Song You kept wiping his face and was silent for a moment before replying, "They are the hosts and we are the guests. Naturally, we eat whatever they give us, but we cannot be picky."

"Then why don't they give us rats to eat."

"..."

Song You wiped his face, washed the handkerchief in the washbasin, and then said: "Even if they give us rats to eat, just ask Sanhua Empress to eat them herself. Don't persuade me to eat them."

"!"

The calico cat suddenly became calm and alert.

Worthy of being a Taoist priest! So smart!

"Come, wash your face."

The Taoist came over holding a veil.

The Sanhua Cat suddenly became calm again and became more vigilant: "The Sanhua Empress has already washed her face!"

The Taoist's footsteps did not stop.

The right hand is holding a handkerchief and the five fingers of the left hand are spread out, with a calm expression, as if nothing can stop her.

as expected--

The open fingers of his left hand pressed on the back of the calico cat's head, and the handkerchief on his right hand covered the cat's face with a pop, and then he rubbed it randomly. The cat couldn't even dodge back, so it had to squint its eyes and hold its breath, enduring the brief suffocation for a short while.

"Well……"

The calico cat regained its breathing, opened its eyes, and looked at the Taoist. The first thing he said was: "Everyone else eats it, why don't you..."

"It's not washed yet. Wash it again."

"Meow..."

Another suffocating and random rubbing.

The Taoist finally turned around and left with the handkerchief, leaving the calico cat sitting upright by the window, its tail wrapped around its little feet, staring blankly at the Taoist priest.

I think he did it on purpose, but I'm not sure.

The Taoist still looked calm and unhurried. He even took out the toothbrush and brushed his tooth. Then he blew out the candles on the table, climbed into bed and prepared to sleep.

There is a bright moon outside the house, and the moonlight comes into the window.

Not long after I lay down, I suddenly heard someone's voice.

"..."

The sound was very small, like the sound of a mouse.

If you don't listen carefully, you can't hear clearly. You can only vaguely feel that he is shouting to Song You.

Song You, who was already about to fall asleep, couldn't help but open his eyes again and turned to follow the sound.

I saw a figure standing on the edge of the bed under the moonlight.

The figure is very small. The head of the Xu family said it is half a foot tall. According to Song You, it is probably not even taller. It is smaller than the citizens of the overseas Lilliputian country, and is only about half a hand tall. It was a young man, wearing coarse clothes similar to those of the previous dynasty and a headscarf, staring at Song You.

The villain seemed to realize that Song You didn't hear his words clearly, so he took a few steps closer and said the same thing again.

This time Song You heard it clearly.

The villain was asking him: "Who are you? Why have I never seen you in this house?"

"..."

Song You just opened his eyes and stared at him. He didn't know whether it was because he was too novel or because he was still sleepy, so he didn't answer for a while.

Seeing this, the villain felt that he had not heard clearly, so he boldly took two steps forward. Just when he was about to ask again, Song You finally sat up, looked down at him, and answered:

"My surname is Song, and my name is You. I'm originally from Yizhou. I came here from afar, and I'm staying here temporarily thanks to the hospitality of the Xu family."

When the villain heard this, he was stunned:

"Where is Yizhou?"

Song You did not say that it was a distant place that he would never be able to reach because he was petite. Instead, he explained in detail: "Yizhou is in the southwest of Dayan. Dayan should know that it is outside now." The human dynasty. From Yizhou to here, it is at least thousands of miles."

"..."

The villain was stunned again when he heard this, and then shook his head, not worrying about it, and continued to ask: "How come you are not afraid when you see us? Could it be that the Xu family told you about us?"

"Said."

"No wonder you're not afraid!" The villain nodded, his voice still very low, still raising his head and looking at him sitting on the bed, and then he said the reason why he came, "I have to go to bed so early, what's the point of sleeping, not to mention It's really lonely for you, a foreigner, to sleep alone, so why not come and play with us!"

"What are you kidding about?"

"Singing, dancing, anything."

"I can't sing, and I've never danced." Song You sat on the bed and shook his head.

"We can teach you!"

"..." Song You still shook his head, "It's almost late at night, and it's already time for people to go to sleep. I'm also sleepy. I just want to have a good sleep and don't want to play."

"Hey what's going on with you?"

The villain suddenly raised his eyebrows, emphasized his tone, and scolded him: "We have good intentions, but seeing that you are lonely at night, we invite you to sing, dance and have fun. Why are you, a foreigner, so rude?"

"Is this how you disturb everyone in the house?"

"You! What do you mean?"

"Well, I'm saying that even if you don't harm anyone and are just joking around with good intentions, you are still too unreasonable and unruly." Song You was really sleepy and said to him helplessly, "Be aware that people and fairies Ghosts are different. It's impossible not to sleep at night, not to mention there are things to do during the day. If you disturb me every night like this, even if it doesn't harm people, it is no different from harming people. The house has already been filled with complaints. "

"What are you talking about that you don't understand? Get up quickly and come dance and play with us!"

The villain didn't listen to him at all, and even saw that his tone was gentle and not like a fierce person. Instead, he took a step forward and walked over to him and tugged on his clothes.

"..."

Song You sat still, but was very speechless.

Although this little man is only half a hand tall, I am afraid that a flick of the finger can make him turn somersault, a slap can send him flying, and a swing of the bamboo stick can break his bones and muscles, but he does not The intention of arguing with him was just to point behind the villain and said calmly:

"Please take a step and look behind you."

The little man was obviously stunned when he pulled his clothes. He looked up at him first, and saw that his expression didn't look like he was being fake, and then turned back.

Under the moonlight, at some point, a "giant beast" covered in three-color hair and twice as tall as him just lying down stood quietly behind him, its pupils reflecting the moonlight, He looked like two green lights hanging in the air. He opened his mouth slightly, revealing his sharp white teeth, which were enough to bite him through the body.

"ah!"

The villain was suddenly startled and fell to the ground.

Then he rolled and crawled and ran far away. As he ran, he turned back and pointed at the "behemoth" and then at Song You, and kept shouting:

"Cat! There is a cat!

"What a stranger! I kindly asked you to play with me, but you actually let the cat harm me!

"Wait!"

Song You sat on the bed and looked at him calmly.

The cat also stood there, looking at the little man with a puzzled face. Seeing that he was shouting loudly, he couldn't help but take a step forward and pretended to run a few steps towards him, which suddenly frightened the little man and made him run wildly.

There was a hole in the wall, which turned into a small door. In the blink of an eye, the villain climbed onto the bed and ran into the small door.

"It looks like a four-legged snake!"

Mao'er retracted his gaze and looked at the Taoist.

"It should be."

The Taoist replied calmly.

"They are making trouble in the cave!"

"I heard."

Although the villain has left at this time, there is still the faint sound of singing and dancing in the room. The voice is very small. You can't hear it when you are talking. You can't hear it if you don't pay attention. You can't even hear it if you breathe heavily. You have to breathe softly and concentrate. You have to listen to hear it, it is coming from those doors.

"Taoist, why don't you stay young and play with them?" said the Sanhua Cat. "The Sanhua Empress will protect you."

"not interested."

"Everyone is running away now!"

"They'll come back again."

"them?"

The calico cat was confused, but he also sat down and stared at the small door on the wall. From time to time, he turned his head and looked at the other small doors.

After all, she couldn't restrain her curiosity. She walked to the bed with elegant steps, jumped out of bed, and walked towards the small doors. Sometimes she would tilt her neck and put her ears close to the door, listening intently, and sometimes leaning forward to get closer. At the door, I peeked inside, curious and focused.

After a while, she left the cave entrance, but she jumped on the window sill and jumped out through the window. She walked around outside, then came back and said to the Taoist:

"They live in holes just like mice, but their holes are very big. The deepest one is at the bottom of the hill in the yard."

"rockery."

"rockery!"

"Miss Sanhua has been a great help."

"Then thank you, Miss Sanhua."

"Thank you, Miss Sanhua."

"You're welcome." The calico cat tilted its head and looked at him, "After catching these four-legged snakes, will the Xu family head give us mice to eat tomorrow?"

"..."

At this time, the faint singing and dancing in the cave had stopped. After a while, a drumbeat suddenly sounded, and along with the drumbeat, there was a rustling sound.

The sound of the drum gradually became clearer from far to near.

By the moonlight, we can see a group of colorful little people dressed in red and green clothes walking out of the cave entrance where the first little person left, either carrying drums or gongs, beating as they walked. The sound of gongs and drums that Song You heard came from here, and it was much noisier than the chirping of flies and mosquitoes.

The first villain and several other villains dressed in different styles followed the gongs and drums team and walked out of the door. As they walked, they pointed at Song You and Mao'er and whispered something.

After that, several teams of armored warriors came out of several different small doors. The team was very long, almost continuous, and came to the room.

"These little things can really make a fuss!"

At this time, Song You had already sat by the bed, leaning against the window, facing them, shaking his head in his heart.

No wonder these villains are not fierce, but the Xu family is annoyed by them and hates them very much. It's okay to be so noisy and annoying for a day or two, but as time goes by, who can stand it?

Thank you to the leader of the "Dragon Fighting in the Wild" boss for bowing and showing your chest!