I didn't intend to be a Fairy

"Shopkeeper shopkeeper!"

"What's wrong with the guest?"

"You have a lot of rats here!"

"Rat?"

"It's the rat!"

"Are you disturbing the guests? I'll change the guests to a room with fewer rats!"

"no……"

The little girl's voice paused, as if she was thinking, so that the Taoist who had not seen this scene could construct a picture of her with a serious face and a straight face, and then she said:

"Ms. Sanhua didn't mean to blame the shopkeeper. It's just that I have a skill. I'm good at catching mice and I can help the shopkeeper."

It actually sounds decent.

It's just that it clearly imitates the Taoist's speaking tone, but it is paired with a soft and thin child's voice, which really makes people laugh.

"ah?"

"My Taoist priest and I like your place very much. After I catch all the mice here, inside the house, in front of the house, and in the back for you, please let us stay here for a few more days!"

I didn’t ask him if he could do it later.

However, based on the Taoist's understanding of his cat, he could already picture her raising her head and staring at the shopkeeper with doubtful and questioning eyes.

"How do you catch the guests?"

"Sanhua Empress has her own way!" The girl's voice paused, "Is that okay?"

"Of course, thank you very much, guest."

"How about we stay for a month?"

"Two months is fine."

There was no hesitation in the shopkeeper's tone.

In the afternoon, the scene in which the Taoist stopped the palace warrior and the maid who was about to be killed in the street, and then was respectfully sent back by the palace warrior in the evening, shocked him a lot.

"Thank you shopkeeper..."

The soft and thin sound of the nipple clamp was made, but the tone was extremely serious.

The Taoist silently withdrew his gaze.

The room was filled with the luster of the spirit of fire. He blew into the oil lamp, and another light spread all over the table. He walked over, sat down leisurely, and began to write down his travel notes from last night.

Not long after, the door was pushed open.

"Empress Sanhua is back!"

"I wonder how the discussion between Empress Sanhua and the store owner is going?" Song You asked without raising his head, "Seeing Empress Sanhua is so happy, it must have been discussed, right?"

"You haven't seen it yet."

"You don't have to look up, I have a pair of eyes. What's more, Empress Sanhua's voice is full of joy."

"Mind's eye!"

"So what was the outcome of the discussion?"

"We've discussed it!" Sanhua Empress said to him, "There are a lot of rats here. Sanhua Empress helped him catch all the mice, and he said he could let us stay for a month! We can stay for two months!"

"That's great." Song You raised his head and looked at the girl. When he saw her closing the door and turning back into a cat, his eyes couldn't help but lower his eyes again, "Thank you so much to Empress Sanhua."

"Ms. Sanhua was originally going to catch mice!"

"That would be even better." Song You agreed in time, "In other words, Empress Sanhua did not give anything, she only used what she had to do to get what she wanted. Even in a more formal negotiation Zhongya was very successful."

In this case, he would just open his mouth.

The cat was also extremely happy.

"Since Sanhua Empress is so smart and powerful, from now on, more of this kind of things will be left to Sanhua Empress."

"OK!"

Song You continued to write his travel notes with his head down.

The cat ran up and down in the room, or played with its own tail, or took out a cloth ball to play with, or summoned a wolf to play with it. Sometimes it ran to the door and jumped on the window sill. Look outside through the cracks in the door and window to prepare yourself for the mouse hunt tonight.

Or they might come to grab the corners of Taoist's clothes, the sleeves that hang down and sway when writing, or the lanyard that dangles from the top of the brush.

Some actions often seem ridiculous or particularly cute to humans, but the cat himself doesn’t think so. Instead, he looks focused and serious, as if he is doing something serious.

This is also what makes them extremely cute.

…

Early next morning.

Song You still slept until dawn.

When I got up, my cat was lying on the end of the bed sleeping soundly. Knowing that she was probably busy last night, Song You didn't wake her up. He just got up by himself, washed his face and brushed his teeth, and then went out to have breakfast.

The dining hall is still crowded.

Breakfast is still camel milk and grilled naan.

Song You saw the businessman named Xie and his party, and saw that there were still seats at their table. They happened to see him and waved to him, so he walked over with the food.

Glancing at the crowd, he saw that their bodies were slightly deficient in yang energy, but they were in good spirits. They must have finished venting their anger, so he just smiled and sat down on the spot without saying much.

"You guys should come back early."

"It's enough after one night. Breakfast here is free, so of course you have to come back early." Many businessmen laughed.

"I see."

"Sir, you stayed here last night, but did you find anything strange?" the businessman surnamed Xie asked.

"To be honest, I always sleep very well. Not to mention monsters and ghosts, even if gods come down to earth, they may not be able to wake me up."

"After we came back, we heard that the children in Mr.'s family were good at catching mice. I don't know what kind of magic he used. After one night, there was a neat row of mice in the front yard. They were all from big to small, no more, no less. Exactly ten." The businessman surnamed Xie said, "If there are no rats here, our goods will be safer to store."

"Your Majesty, Tong'er, is indeed good at this." Song You said even though Sanhua Empress was sleeping in the house at this time, "But she also wanted the shop owner to let us stay here for a few more days, so she talked to the shop owner. Okay, let’s put some effort into it at night.”

"Taoist Master Tong'er is so considerate."

"Indeed."

"I also heard that around the fourth or fifth watch, the shopkeeper woke up and found that there was firelight outside and the aroma of shallot stew came, but the smell of meat was a bit strange."

"Has the shop owner gone out to check?"

"Of course I don't dare."

"You should be careful."

Maybe tomorrow will be the time for the delicious aroma of rat meat.

Song You thought so, but didn't say much.

"Sir, since you are a Taoist practitioner and good at magic, why don't you help the shopkeeper cure the ghosts and ghosts in the hospital?" A businessman said, "Maybe the shopkeeper will be grateful and waive your rent."

"I'll do my best."

Song You drowned the naan in camel milk and soaked it until soft before putting it in his mouth.

After breakfast, he just went to find the shopkeeper and paid for one month's rent. He declined the shopkeeper's idea of ​​changing him to a better and more convenient room. He also asked the shopkeeper for an extra bowl of camel milk, saying it was for his family last night. The tired Tong'er drank and then walked to the room with the milk.

Open the door and return to the room.

The cat seemed to have a connection with him. He woke up just in time, jumped out of bed in a daze, and walked towards him in a stupor.

"Miss Sanhua just woke up. I just went out to have breakfast and brought a bowl of camel milk for Miss Sanhua."

"Well……"

The cat looked up at him with sleepy eyes, then jumped up to the table, lowered his head to look at the milk: "Miss Sanhua had breakfast this morning..."

"It seems that Sanhua Empress has developed a good habit of eating breakfast. This is good." Song You paused, "It's just that next time Sanhua Empress cooks, she can cook it by the river in the backyard. At that time, Many people in the store had already woken up, and when they smelled the fragrance, they thought it was a monster."

"I know, I know."

"This is camel milk."

"knew……"

Sanhua Empress had never drunk camel milk before, so she immediately lowered her head and started licking it.

Song You observed her movements.

Seeing her tongue constantly hanging out and licking the milk into her mouth, the process inevitably splashed milk beads, all of which sprinkled on her face, but she seemed too confused to care about it at all.

However, the Taoist's gaze made her feel strange and a little wary. She suddenly raised her head and stared at the Taoist.

"Sanhua Empress will wash her face after drinking!"

"knew."

"Well……"

"Drink quickly."

"Then what are you looking at?"

"Some regrets."

"What meow?"

The cat licked its mouth and looked at him doubtfully.

"It's a pity that I don't have as good painting skills as Master Dou, and I don't have the means to freeze and record the scene in an instant. Otherwise, I will definitely keep the Sanhua Empress licking her breasts at this moment."

Mao'er still stared at him with a pair of confused eyes, as if he didn't understand, but said: "Empress Sanhua would have stayed."

"That's true."

The words are unintentional but also extremely sincere.

Maybe that's the best answer.

Just then, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Tuk tuk tuk..."

Cat was just about to lower her head to lick her breasts, but she immediately raised her head and looked into the eyes of the Taoist who happened to be looking at her.

Communication is only in words.

Immediately, the Taoist stood up and opened the door. Standing outside was the owner of the carriage and horse shop. He brought a shelf that could be used to place things. He also took a shelf that could be placed on the ground for hanging clothes. With his size, he took it at the same time. These two things don’t seem to take much effort.

"Since the guest is going to stay here for a month, I'm afraid that the guest's life will be inconvenient, so I brought two things. One can store the guest's sundries, and the other can hang the guest's clothes."

"Thank you, owner."

"I'll move the guests in."

"I don't dare bother the shopkeeper, just leave it here. There are so many people outside, shopkeeper please go and do your work."

"That's fine."

The shopkeeper put down his things, bowed to him, and then left.

Song You came in first with a clothes rack. The cat in the room behind him had turned into a girl. She was holding up an iron basin and drinking camel milk.

"Ms. Sanhua must have done a good job catching mice last night. The shop owner was grateful and sent us shelves to put sundries and hang clothes." Song You said as he walked in.

"Maybe……"

"Miss Sanhua is becoming more and more fond of imitating my speech."

"Gudu..."

The girl put down the empty iron basin and said to him: "It's better to be a human being. I drank it in two gulps. No wonder people can raise cats, but cats can't raise people."

"how is the taste?"

"It's okay." The girl said, "How much does a bowl cost?"

"It's free, everyone staying in the hotel has it."

"It tastes better!"

"..."