I didn't intend to be a Fairy

"Finally climbed up."

"My ancestors were exhausted..."

Two figures, one green and one white, walked out of the snowy mountains.

"Haha, Brother Guo is really exhausted, and he even said such indecent words!" The man in green clothes straightened up, looked around, took a deep breath, and exhaled white smoke, "Winter's The Venerable Mountain is really clean, and it has a unique flavor under the heavy snow cover."

There was a young man in white clothes next to him, leaning on a wooden stick. He was too tired to straighten up. After hearing his words, he straightened up and looked at the surrounding scenery.

Especially the Venerable Mountain.

"You and I are very lucky today. I heard that although the Venerable Mountain is not high, it is very cold, arrogant and full of fairy spirit. Most of the year, this 'Venerable' is shrouded in the mist of the Yunxia Mountain, even if it is close to You may not be able to see his true appearance." The young man in white said while panting, "But if you want to reward this 'venerable', it would be good not to have any clouds at all, just to be shrouded in a faint mist like today. Cloud gauze, like Xia Pei, is the best scenery if it is not completely obscured by clouds and fog."

"Brother Guo is absolutely right!"

"It coincides with the New Year, so I'm afraid I'll have good luck all year long."

"I wish I could achieve fame soon!"

"Hey! Brother Jiang, look!" The man in white suddenly pointed to the top of the mountain and said to the man in green, "Is there a figure sitting on the top of the mountain?"

"Hey, Brother Guo, don't dare to point fingers! This is the way for gods to take office, so you don't want to point fingers at gods!"

"Oh, don't blame me! Don't blame the gods!" The man in white quickly retracted his hand, "But there is really a sitting figure..."

"Sitting figure?"

The man in green squinted his eyes and tried hard to see, and put his head in to get closer, but it was blurry and he couldn't see anything.

At most, the top of the mountain is uneven and often has bulges.

He didn't know what figure it was.

"Brother Guo has been studying for so many years, but his eyes are still so outstanding? Can he still see a figure on the top of the mountain from so far away?" The man in Tsing Yi said with a smile.

"How can Mr. Guo be as serious as Brother Jiang in reading at night?" The man in white responded, while opening his eyes and looking carefully at the top of the venerable mountaintop, "The more Mr. Guo looks at it, the more he looks like an immortal sitting cross-legged."

"Brother Guo must be dazzled. This venerable mountain is a fairy mountain on earth. How can anyone dare to blaspheme it? What's more, this venerable man is at least dozens of feet tall. There is no way up the mountain. How can he go up? Even if he is sitting cross-legged on it It’s just the New Year for the gods, and it’s still early in April and a half!” The man in Tsing Yi smiled and replied, “And the mountain is covered with cloud gauze, how can Brother Guo see it clearly?”

"That's true, it must have been cloudy and foggy, and Guo was blindfolded."

"Maybe Brother Guo is more destined to be immortal." The man in Tsing Yi smiled again, "Anyway, Jiang can't tell."

"I wish I were really a god! Haha!"

"I don't know if it's a god or not. If it's a human being who really climbed up the fairy mountain, he will definitely move. You and I have to spend a night on the mountain. We'll know if he moves or not and whether he's still there tomorrow."

"Why don't you make a bet with me?"

"What bet?"

"Bet on a meal of bacon and swallow beans under the mountain!"

"Okay! Although Jiang is short of money, he came out to save money on this trip. He still has money left over for a meal of bacon, swallow beans and rice!"

"deal……"

The two laughed.

Although he is indeed poor, he has beautiful scenery around him, the world in front of his eyes, ambition in his chest, and poems and books in his belly. He is walking up and down in the mountains, enjoying the scenery, talking, collecting firewood and lighting a fire, and laughing.

The joy at this moment is rare in the world.

"Huh!"

Although the man in white was in poorer physical condition, his eyes seemed to be sharper. He quickly looked up at the sky again and said to his friend next to him: "There is a bird in the sky, it seems to be a swallow."

"It's possible that there are birds, but it's so cold at this time, where can the swallows come from?" The man in Tsing Yi, while warming himself by the fire, took out a few frozen pancakes bought from the mountains from his bag, and skewered them with a wooden branch. Roasting on the fire.

"Really like a swallow."

"In the cold winter, all the insects are underground. If there were any swallows, they would probably have died of hunger."

"That makes sense..."

The man in white couldn't help but frowned, feeling that there was something wrong with his eyes, and he also suspected that there might be something strange about his immortality.

Then he took out the pancakes and skewered them on the fire to heat them.

"In this season, with this scenery, how cool would it be if we had a few skewers of barbecue, a pot of hot wine or hot tea!"

"In today's world, don't expect so much. Besides, when you and I are out and about, it would be nice to have pancakes to eat, so let's replace the meat with the mountain scenery, and replace the wine with the fresh breeze."

"yes."

Ordinary people, not even those from poor families, study diligently and frugally, and finally save a little money by relying on calligraphy and painting. They go out to climb mountains to boost their ambitions and broaden their horizons. A piece of pancake is already considered a good meal.

Thanks to Yanxian——

The pancake is half oatmeal pancake and half oatmeal pancake. It is cheap, filling and tastes good.

"Yan Xian?"

The man in white was stunned for a moment.

"What's wrong?"

"nothing……"

"Brother Guo, are you tired?"

"Hey! Brother Jiang, look! There is another cat over there, a calico cat. She is so beautiful!"

"Brother Guo is really dazzled when he comes to this mountain. There are wild cats on this mountain, but there are so many beautiful three-flowered flowers... It's really true!"

The two of them sat in front of the fire, holding up wooden stick cakes, and both turned their heads to look in the same direction.

Next to a bush of thorns on the mountain, a beautiful long-haired calico cat was squatting, sitting upright and motionless, staring at them.

"I'll just tell you?"

"This cat is so beautiful! It's so clean!"

"I'm afraid it was brought here by someone who came to climb the mountain before. The cat is so wild that it accidentally got lost." The man in white made a reasonable guess, and couldn't help but shook his head and sighed, "It's freezing and snowy on the mountain, so a cat like this is living alone here. , is also a sin."

"Uh-huh-huh..."

"Brother Jiang! That's a dog! You want to be like me -"

The man in white stretched out his hand:

"Mmmmmmm..."

The calico cat still sat upright, staring at them, slightly tilting his head, with confusion in his eyes.

"You don't seem to be approachable."

As the man in white clothes spoke, he held up a wooden stick and broke off a small piece of the oatmeal pancake baked on it. It was quite yellow and beautiful, and it was heated by the roasting, exuding the sweet aroma of oatmeal and lard.

"brush……"

The oatmeal pancake was thrown at the cat.

The cat was quite bold. The pancake drew an arc in the air and landed at her feet. It rolled twice, but she was not surprised at all and did not run away at all. She just followed the pancake with her eyes. It flew up and landed again, raising its head and lowering its head. When it stopped moving, it lowered its head and stared at it with more and more doubts in its eyes.

Then he raised his head, tilted his head, and stared at the two people.

"Eat..."

"Eat it!"

"It's edible! It's delicious!"

"This is the immortal food given to the world by Immortal Yan!"

"You can eat it! If you don't eat it, you'll starve to death!"

The two of them talked to each other, not only to persuade her, but also to tease her with Shanzhong Boring.

"..."

The cat followed them as they talked, tilting its head a little more with each sentence, and the look of doubt in its eyes became heavier, almost to the point where ordinary people could see it.

Then he simply got up and walked back.

It was quite strange to leave two people behind.

"This cat is weird..."

"It is indeed a bit too beautiful and smart. Looking at her eyes, it seems like she can talk."

"This is in the mountains, and there are only you and me today. Brother Jiang, what do you say..."

"Brother Guo, don't worry! You and I are upright, behave with no shame, and are full of good intentions. Even if there are real monsters in front of us, why should we be afraid? What's more, this is a fairy mountain in the world. I don't know how many people have met on this mountain over the years. I have been to the gods, and even if the vegetation and animals in the mountains really become spirits, they will never do evil and hurt people!"

"That makes sense...the cat is back!"

The two saw the calico cat running back again, taking small steps that were quite brisk.

The man in white had really better eyesight, and he was the first to see that the calico cat had something in its mouth.

The dark blue thing has whiskers and feet, which is quite strange.

It wasn't until the cat came closer, even closer than before, and stopped less than a foot away from them across the fire, and lowered its head and put down what was in its mouth, that they could see it clearly.

It turned out to be a prawn as long as the palm of your hand!

It looks like not a river shrimp, but a sea shrimp!

"..."

The two couldn't help but turn their heads and look at each other.

This place is at least a thousand miles away from the sea.

At this moment, the cat looked up at them, then looked down at the shrimp, moved it with its paws, moved the shrimp closer to them, and then looked up at them again.

"Uh-huh-huh..."

Such a sound came from the cat's mouth.

…

After Sanhua Empress had teased the two mortals, when they were wondering where the seafood on this mountain came from and realized that this cat was extraordinary, and wanted to talk to Sanhua Empress, she pretended not to understand and looked serious. The leader watched them, and when they wanted to follow Sanhua Empress to find where the cat hid the seafood, she ran into the forest.

In the distance, you can still faintly hear the voices of the two people talking in surprise, floating in the wind. It is inaudible to ordinary people, but the cat can hear it very clearly.

There are also whispers of little monsters deep in the mountains and forests.

"It's only been a few days, and it's still a long time. Don't you, Miss Sanhua, go to the beach to play?" Yanzi asked the cat.

"Empress Sanhua is here."

"Sir, you don't actually need our protection."

"It's fun here too."

"Those two people started roasting the shrimp sent by Sanhua Empress. It seems that they are quite brave."

"so fun!"

"Miss Sanhua, please don't scare them."

"Miss Sanhua will send a conch to them later and suck them..."

"..."

It’s the eighth year of Chinese New Year in Da’an.

After all, the two men in green and white clothes still didn't wait until the "human figure" moved or left on the Venerable Mountain. The clouds and mist obscured people's eyes, and they were far away. Naturally, they could only think that it was just a stone protruding from the top of the mountain, similar to a human figure. That’s all.

The man in white has lost his bet.

Early the next morning, the two of them thanked the mountain cat loudly, and then, with the cat watching from a distance, they walked down the mountain with sticks, thinking that there was a meal of bacon and swallow beans waiting for them at the bottom of the mountain.

People come and go in the mountains, that's probably the case.

Within a few days, it stopped snowing on the Venerable Mountain.

The border between Yaozhou and Langzhou is already relatively warm. With a few sunny days and the spring breeze blowing from the east, even on the Venerable Mountain, the grass and trees are already beginning to sprout.

There are also more and more people climbing mountains.

Originally, only one or two people climbed to the top of the mountain in a day, and sometimes even none, gradually became three, four, five or six people.

In addition to practicing every day, Sanhua Empress would run and play in the mountains and enjoy herself. Just like when she lived alone many years ago, she could take good care of herself. Every afternoon when she was free, she would run to the mountains where tourists often stay. Go up to the open space, look for those tourists, entertain them, and add a lot of color to life.

For several days, people going up and down the mountain were spreading rumors——

There are civet cats on the mountain, which are quite spiritual. They often feed seafood to tourists in the mountains with seafood they don’t know where they come from. When feeding, they will make a sound like slurping in their mouths. When people are in doubt, she hides in the mountains and watches secretly.

Mysteries often come from heaven and earth.

This mystery seems to come from the "Venerable" in front of me, or from somewhere invisible, intangible and erratic between heaven and earth, or from the entire Venerable Mountain. Naturally, it is invisible to the mortals who come and go on the mountain. If anyone notices it, it can be said to be quite spiritual.

Until one day, the aura ahead flourished, and the world changed faintly, but everything seemed to remain the same.

At least it's not visible to the naked eye.

The path to heaven has been changed.

From then on, this place can only be used to ascend to the sky normally. The heavenly palace cannot descend here to receive the divine light, release the immortal energy to distribute incense, and help the gods to condense the divine bodies and dharma bodies in advance. The power of consecrating the gods has returned to the human world and is no longer in their control. In the hands of the Emperor of Heaven.

On the Venerable Mountain, the Taoist finally opened his eyes.

First look up at the sky.

The Heavenly Palace may have been shaken.

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