I didn't intend to be a Fairy

afternoon.

Song You was washing clothes in the backyard of the inn, and a little foam was rubbed out of the tub.

The three-flowered cat was sitting right in front of him and staring at him.

After turning her head and looking, there was no one, so she whispered: "I don't need to buy meat for these few days, there are mice here, I will catch them to eat at night."

Song You didn't look up, just asked while washing, "Is it better to eat rats or fish?"

"The fish is in the water, I can't catch it."

"What about the rats and the meat?"

"It costs money to buy meat."

"Which one is delicious?"

"have no idea."

The three-flowered cat raised its paw and licked it: "But it doesn't matter if you don't eat other meat. If you don't eat mice, you will want to eat it. The meat you buy costs money, let's spend less money."

"..."

Song You found it interesting.

From her point of view, the rat is like a staple food, although there is no other good, but it must be eaten.

At this time, Sanhuamao stared at him closely, and saw that he had finished washing his long robe and started washing his own little clothes. She blinked and stared at him, and whispered: "It would be great if the swallow was here, and the swallow must have not left yet." The rain will find a place to hide from the rain, and we won't get caught in the rain."

"It doesn't matter."

"I need to do laundry."

"It should have been washed."

"..."

Sanhuamao didn't speak, just changed its position and lay down, yawned, and continued to stare at him.

"You look like an overseer."

"I don't know what an overseer is."

"Then you're not smart."

"?"

"I'm going out in the afternoon. You look sleepy. Do you want to sleep in your room? It's good to catch mice at night."

"Where are you going?"

"Go to the teahouse and do some shopping."

"Mistress Sanhua will go with you."

"Also."

Song You stopped talking and concentrated on washing clothes.

Unknowingly, the weather is already very warm. When the sun is at its best in the afternoon, people wearing half-arms can be seen on the street, so Song You is going to go out to buy some oiled paper. After washing and drying the thick clothes in autumn and winter, put them on. Wrap it up and put it at the bottom of the quilt bag. I should go to other places and ask Mr. Li again, and ask a little more.

Buy another small fish.

No matter how much money you have or how little money you have, as long as there is a place to buy fish and meat, there will be no shortage of money for Empress Sanhua to eat fish and meat.

The spring water is no longer iced.

The hemp rope is also gradually full of clothes.

...

In the evening of that day, west of the city.

Mr. Li had just had dinner, and his expression was exceptionally contented. He came out of the house, ready to have some fun, but just as he took a step, he saw an acquaintance.

Not very familiar, only met once.

Just saw it this morning.

The Taoist man was still wearing the Taoist robe, and the three-colored cat was still following him, standing opposite the door of his house, staring at him, with no expression on his face.

"?"

Li Daguan suddenly felt a little bad.

If ordinary Taoists, monks or old beggars stare at him like this, he will only feel that the other party wants to get some money from him, and he must say something like "I watch you". However, he had some unpleasantness with this Taoist just this morning, and now that this Taoist came to find him specially, it was hard to feel that it was a good thing.

wrong! How did he find himself?

Could it be a chance encounter?

It can be seen from his expression that he is clearly waiting here specially for him.

Li Daguan was not sure, he was a little apprehensive and a little annoyed, he just put on a fierce look on his face, and strode over.

"Why are you here?"

"I am here to wait for the officials."

"What are you waiting for me to do?" Li Daguan stared at him, "This morning, the Sa family showed kindness and let you go, and you still dare to come to your door, as if you are not afraid of being beaten? Or do you think the Sa family looks deceptive?"

"The officials misunderstood."

Song You smiled and cupped his hands at him and said: "I just saw that the official has a monster aura this morning, and his luck is not good. I'm afraid it's because he has been with monsters and evil gods for a long time, and he has done too many bad things. If it goes on like this for a long time, the official may There is no turning back at all, so I am here to rescue the officials."

"What nonsense are you talking about? What monster?"

"Officials know it well."

Li Daguan looked Song You up and down: "Hey! You Taoist priest who visits the kiln! What kind of expert are you pretending to be? You cheated money into the Sajia? Did you go to find out who the Sajia is? Hearing a few rumors makes me think It can be used to deceive your family officials, if you don't leave, you will be punished!"

"Officials talk about accumulating virtue."

"Give up some virtue! A Taoist went to play with a nun, what kind of expert are you pretending to be here with me?"

"There are many people in this world who can talk, but few people know how to shut up at the right time. This is really a kind of self-cultivation." Song You said to him, "If the officials can't keep their mouths shut, I'm willing to help."

"I um..."

Daguan Li's eyes widened immediately, he hesitated, and suddenly he was speechless.

It's not that I can't speak--

But I can't even open my mouth!

The two mouths were tightly closed, as if they were no longer my own. No matter how much I tried to open my mouth, it just didn't move at all, couldn't make any effort, and didn't listen to my own.

"No..."

Li Daguan kept hemming and hawing.

The three-flowered cat tilted its head and stared at him.

Li Daguan's expression became more and more frightened.

However, he couldn't say a word here, he could only hear the Taoist say to him:

"Officer, calm down.

"If you want to kill an official, I can easily do it, but rather than taking the life of an official, I hope that the official can change his past and become a good person from now on.

"I live on the left side of the second floor of the Jingfu Inn, Room No. 2. The spell will be unlocked every morning and noon for a moment, and it will recover after a moment. After thinking about it, you can come to me. Come looking for it You must bring a bowl of light wine and three silver coins."

After speaking, the Taoist left.

The three-flowered cat followed suit.

"No no no..."

Li Daguan's eyes were wide open, but no matter how he hesitated, the Taoist didn't look back, but the cat looked back at him frequently, with a curious face, and the passers-by looked at him in surprise.

It's not as simple as being unable to speak, unable to open your mouth, unable to eat or drink.

Li Daguan's eyes rolled.

He turned around and went back home, quietly watched the Taoist walk away, waited for a while, and hurried out of the city.

But he was also clever, and he went around a lot, stopping from time to time to see if anyone was following him, and only after he was sure, he walked to a hidden place on the east side of the city.

This is the place where Lingmin Daxian is enshrined.

Stayed here until midnight.

As expected, the mouth recovered, and there was no abnormality in the recovery.

Li Daguan immediately lighted incense and knelt down, bowed to the statue of the Great Immortal Lingmin, and told all about what happened to him today and the thing that the Taoist slandered the Immortal Lingmin as a monster, and asked the Immortal Lingmin to explain it to him Open the magic of the demon way.

These rascals are indeed very muddy, but they really worship the Great Immortal Lingmin. They not only believe in the magic power of the Immortal Lingmin, but also have been offering incense and worship sincerely.

Sensitive Daxian is also very effective most of the time.

Li Daguan felt that with the magic power of the Great Immortal, it should be easy to undo the spell on himself.

Just a little priest.

However, after waiting for a while after speaking, only the cigarettes curling up in front of him, as usual, they all flew towards the statue of the Great Immortal Lingmin, but there was no response from the Immortal Lingmin.

Li Daguan didn't dare to say anything, just waited quietly.

Until the three sticks of incense are burned.

The statue in front of him suddenly seemed to come alive and became more vivid. Looking at him with burning eyes, a voice came out of nowhere:

"Where does he live?"

The voice was ethereal and majestic.

Li Daguan hurriedly lowered his head: "It is said to be the left guest room on the second floor of Jingfu Inn, Room No. 2..."

"What does it look like?"

"Young and handsome, as tall as me, thin, looks in his twenties." Li Daguan lowered his head deeply, not daring to raise it, "The Immortal wants to..."

"A small Taoist in the district, who has learned a little bit of bluffing and deception, doesn't know the heights of heaven and earth, and dares to insult this immortal, so I have to meet him for a while."

"My mouth..."

"It's a small matter, don't worry."

"good."

The idol returned to its original state.

Li Daguan was waiting on the spot. He thought that what Daxian Lingmin said "it's a small matter, don't worry" meant that he could solve it soon, but he waited and waited, and when he wanted to say something again, he found that I couldn't open my mouth anymore.

"?"

Li Daguan was stunned again, never thinking that Sensitive Sensitive didn't untie it for him.

Could it be that Immortal Sensitive Forgot?

Or are you dissatisfied with your own performance and deliberately condemned?

In any case, if I had known earlier, I should have had a glass of water at least.

Now I just feel thirsty.

...

At four o'clock, it was pitch black outside the window.

If it was a big city like Yidu, there might still be drunks walking and yelling on the street at this time, and maybe the light boxes in the shops outside the door hadn't run out of candles, but in this small city, it was quiet and dark.

But only for people.

For cats, it is still possible to see at such nights, and there is still a lot of movement in the night.

Especially Empress Sanhua.

The breathing and snoring of the guests in the next room, the sound of the night wind blowing through the eaves, the shaking of clothes to dry, and the subtle sounds coming from the mouse hole at the foot of the wall downstairs.

"Well?"

Suddenly something is wrong.

The three-flowered cat ran two steps on the bed, jumped lightly, and jumped onto the window sill without making a sound, then grabbed the window and looked down.

I saw a short figure walking along the street.

The figure was less than half the height of a person, dressed in human clothes, chubby, and liked to stick to the foot of the wall when walking, shaking and walking, and even stopped to look around.

"?"

The boss who sells incense on the mountain?

no!

But same as that boss!

Sanhuamao didn't make a sound, and leaned out of the window again, staring quietly.

I saw that short figure walked to the door of the inn, then stopped, and then looked up upstairs. Of course, Empress Sanhua used to be a god of catching mice, so it is impossible for a mouse to find her whereabouts.

There was a slight movement from below.

The little man was coming upstairs.

The three-flowered cat almost instinctively hid in the corner of the room in an instant, curled up to hide, and stared at the window with only one pair of eyes.