I didn't want to be an actor
Chapter 20 A somewhat boring first half
Shen Liang didn't care at all and started to complain about Hua Chenyu in front of Yang Di...
Yang Di is a very measured person, he knows what to say and what not to say... At least he has never revealed any earth-shattering news.
The two were about to enter the venue, and Yang Di asked: "Have you been recording songs this week?"
"Yeah, I participated in a commercial performance by the way... I took a play..."
"Take a play? Are you going to transform into an actor?"
"No, this is an unplanned job..." Shen Liang sighed: "It will probably take several months to shoot!"
"...What play? Movie or TV series?"
"The movie is called "The Wandering Earth"..."
Yang Di obviously hadn't heard of this play, but it didn't stop him from continuing to chat: "Are you the male lead?"
Shen Liang nodded: "Yes..."
"Wow, the first time you acted is the male lead?"
"And the investment is over 100 million!"
"Then your resources are quite impressive!"
"...Hehe, science fiction Movie, the main reason I can play the leading actor is because the previously selected leading actor ran away, and I don’t want money…”
“No money? Then what do you want?”
“I like it, and this production team and director team are all very good, they are serious about making movies…”
“When will the movie be released? I will go to support it then!”
“It’s hard to say…” Shen Liang shook his head: “I haven’t joined the crew yet… I will definitely tell you when there is news…”
The two were chatting when they met Liu Wei, Xue Zhiqian and Zhu Zhen…
Well, there are quite a lot of guests this time. In addition to the fixed Zhang Yu, Shen Mengchen, Qian Feng, Tian Yuan, Yang Di, Liu Wei, there are also Zhu Zhen, Xue Zhiqian…
Including Shen Liang, eight people!
After a simple greeting, several people entered the stage…
…
Xue Zhiqian’s variety show style, to sum up, is to show off!
This is also a kind of talent. There are so many singers, but few can be funny…
There are even fewer who can let go of their status and have no idol burden!
Obviously, Xue Zhiqian is a senior player in this field, and he has won the praise of "Xue in the South and Zhang in the North".
But Xue Zhiqian also revealed from time to time: What I really want to do is music, what I love most is music, and everything else is just an accidental effort to support music.
Do you really love music so much?
After more than ten years, why is your guitar skills still so bad?
When he sang "Anhe Bridge" to his ex-wife, he played the guitar so badly...
From the results, it seems that his basic skills of musical instruments are not as good as most music majors.
Of course, he must be talented. "Serious Snow" has been around for more than ten years, and now when it snows, it is still played in shopping malls!
The lyrics of "It's Raining" are well written...
Shen Liang likes the whole lyrics very much!
Well, now it's time to record the show...
However, Xue Zhiqian...his status has risen. He doesn't tell stories, but stands next to Wang Han, responsible for setting the rhythm.
He cue Shen Mengchen for the first proposal, who said something very boring, disco... The guests probably thought it was hard to express their opinions on this point, so they just danced around for a while...
Wang Han saw Shen Liang sitting still, so he asked him: "Shen Liang, don't you go disco?"
Shen Mengchen also interrupted: "You don't go to nightclubs?"
Shen Liang answered seriously: "I don't go disco, I never go to nightclubs, I'm too lazy to go to bars... I hate those ambiguous, mixed relationships the most, it's a waste for me..."
Shen Mengchen was surprised: "Then I saw people on the Internet saying you are a scumbag..."
"...No, what does being a scumbag have to do with nightclubs? I went to nightclubs because of nightclubs It's too noisy so I don't want to go, and I don't like clubbing..."
"Where did you go with girls when you were in college?"
"Script-killing, werewolf killing, escape room... camping, watching dramas... there are so many things to do!"
"Is that how college students play now?"
"... almost... anyway, I haven't seen many college students go clubbing!"
Xue Zhiqian looked at Qian Feng and added with a smile: "Yes, clubbing and nightclubs are usually for old men in their thirties, for example, Qian Feng likes it the most..."
The whole scene laughed...
Shen Liang also laughed: "College students are busy improving themselves! I have that time, I practice guitar, read books, and spend more time with myself..."
Yang Di couldn't help but interrupt "Ah? Then you are still teaching the skills of picking up girls in the live broadcast room?"
"I'm not picking up girls, I'm talking about some normal ways and methods to pursue women..." Shen Liang explained: "There are many college students in my live broadcast room. They don't know how to pursue girls. In fact, it comes from the thinking of a problem-solver. The thinking of a problem-solver is that as long as you work hard enough, you can get what you want!
This problem-solving thinking is very similar to the thinking of a licking dog, that is, as long as I treat her well and lick her well enough, I can get her love.
In their minds, they will automatically ignore other factors and can only see a single scale..."
Wang Han interrupted: "What does a problem-solver mean?"
"Just They are the kind of young people who only know how to bury their heads in doing and solving problems..."
"Nerd?"
"Almost...but this is not a derogatory term. The test-takers I am talking about are the kind who have worked hard to get into their favorite universities..."
Yang Di interrupted: "What would you do in this situation?"
"I would scold them...tell them not to be lickers..."
Shen Mengchen suddenly became excited: "I hate the word licker very much. I feel that many people who pursue seriously are called lickers...making many young people afraid to pursue girls!"
Qian Feng also jumped up: "Yes, why are people like us who pursue seriously called lickers?"
Tian Yuan and Liu Wei also followed suit...
Shen Liang waved his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet, and said: "The boundary between these two words is whether or not you give up your dignity. When pursuing someone you like, you often show yourself in front of him, let him see you, understand you, and pay attention to you; it's different for a licker. The behavior of a licker is to do things that make her happy and give up yourself.
For example, when a girl says to you: I don't have any feelings for you, please don't bother me anymore, your reply is: A: Okay, I wish you find your own happiness, goodbye
B: I'm sorry, I did something wrong, I can change it, can you give me another chance..."
"Then definitely choose A!"
"But choose B... Try harder, maybe he will change his mind..."
"It's useless, girls will be attracted by your pursuit, but they won't be moved by your flattery!" Shen Liang continued: "In fact, this example is considered a relatively sober girl, at least they clearly tell you not to fantasize... The real situation is that many girls They are vague about themselves, and they are unlikely to give a clear answer... Quite a number of girls will intentionally or unintentionally evade responsibility, which is part of their desire to be little girls...
I found that many boys like to pester people when pursuing them, not because they don't know how to do it, but precisely this method is very effective against a certain type of little girls, thinking that if you treat her well, she may change her mind about you, but in fact, girls don't know what they like at all..."
"What should I do if I encounter this kind of situation?"
"...My suggestion is to confess quickly, licking dogs are usually afraid that the relationship will end after confessing, and usually they are licking in an unclear relationship, which is meaningless!"
Wang Han looked at Shen Liang in surprise: "You know a lot!"
"No," Shen Liang quickly said modestly: "Compared with the emotional type expert, it is much worse..."
...
There is a saying... It seems that Director Wang Jing said, 'Comedy is not an actor telling a joke, but a funny actor saying a sentence!'
This saying can also be applied to variety shows.
Xue Zhiqian's personality is interesting...
This personality has been deeply rooted in people's hearts, so every word he says, even if it is not a funny point, everyone will give face and laugh!
Qian Feng and Tian Yuan's characters are just not funny...
Maybe they don't have such characters, but the stories they tell are obviously very well done, and they are quite funny if you think about it carefully, but no one laughed at the scene, including the guests...
In short, in Shen Liang's opinion, the first half of today's recording was a bit boring...
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