I didn't want to be an actor

Chapter 269: Not a bad start (34)

Li Yitong…

She's his first girlfriend.

The transformation of man was completed in her.

How can I put it, first love is always special. Even after a long time, when you meet it, you will feel very touched in your heart and your heart will still be a little pounding.

However, she said that Shen Liang was her only one...

This is a lie.

Shen Liang got her from another man through competition...

There is no need to expose it.

"First of all, I don't have many formal relationships...I'm not a love-hitter..."

Shen Liang stood up and defended himself: "Then when love comes, I can't push it away, right?"

"Also, I'm not the King of the Sea. I've never kept fish... You can't say I'm a scumbag just because I have a few exes..."

Wang Han interjected: "What is Neptune?"

"It's a person who has many ambiguous objects and is flirtatious. To describe this person is like living in the sea, and all sea creatures are closely related to him. It has an emotional tone of irony, ridicule and even hatred..."

"Didn't you use the Neptune character before?"

Shen Liang waved his hand: "That's what the live broadcast needs!"

I asked Li Yitong by the way: "Prove to me that I didn't cheat on you when we were dating."

Li Yitong nodded: "I can prove this, he is very serious about relationships..."

Yang Di quietly added: "Maybe he changed after breaking up with you!"

Shen Liang turned around and threatened: "Brother Di, my fans are not easy to offend."

"...Ah!" Yang Di yelled and stood up quickly: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

"It's okay... let's introduce the other guests..."

Jin Xin interjected: "Are you from the dance academy?"

"Yes, I learned folk dance..."

"You are five years older than him, how did you meet him?"

"Let me tell you," Shen Liang stood up: "...it should have been 2014, when I was a freshman, and at the end of the military training, I went to the dance academy with a few classmates to see beautiful women..."

"Why go to dance academy?"

"...because the girls in the dance academy have good figures...and have a certain temperament..."

"Go on..."

"Then I met Li Yitong returning to school with a few classmates, and I went up to chat..."

"What did you say?"

Shen Liang shook his head: "I don't remember, I wasn't very mature at that time..."

"Do you remember?"

Li Yitong nodded: "He was carrying a SLR camera and said, 'Hello, beautiful lady, I am a special photographer for XX magazine. Can I take some photos for you?'..."

"ah?"

Shen Liang felt his face getting hot...

Qian Feng was surprised: "...Are you really a special photographer?"

"...Isn't this the opening statement..."

"This is a scam!"

"What a lie... Then I fell in love at first sight, so I have to find a way to establish a connection! Moreover, my photography skills are pretty good... I did take a few campus photos for her and sent them to several magazines. One of them was Selected for the cover!”

"That's great," Jin Xin smiled and looked at Shen Liang and Li Yitong: "Why did you break up?"

"Discordant personality..."

"We were together for more than a month, and I realized that I was five years older than him... and he was in school at the time, and I had graduated, so it was different..."

"Then when you are together, who spends more money?"

"He..." Li Yitong said: "He has always been very rich... The house I rented in BJ was also rented to me by him..."

"When I was in high school, I started doing some part-time jobs, side jobs, contributing to many self-media, taking photos, etc... and the income was quite high!"

The first ten minutes of the chapter are basically about Shen Liang and Li Yitong...

This is also the reason why the program team invited Li Yitong over...

Then enter the formal process – the proposal!

"Brother Liang, have you prepared a proposal?"

Shen Liang stood up immediately: "I found... everyone has a time when they haven't seen the world!"

"Have you never seen the world?"

"...The first time my worldview was impacted was when I read a book called "Dulles's Ten Points"...It is the ten ideological methods of the United States against China...It suddenly felt that our life is so beautiful that most people Forgetting that the enemy is staring at us, not everyone loves peace.”

"...This is the understanding of the world..." Wang Han waved his hand: "Is there anything else?"

Obviously this is not suitable for discussion.

Shen Liang thought about it for a moment, and then said: "The first time I ate steak, I wanted medium rare... I thought that Hollywood movies require medium rare. Maybe medium rare is delicious... and then... it's hard to swallow!"

"Then how rare do you want your steak to be when you eat it now?"

"Well done, preferably a little charred..."

"Aren't you embarrassed?"

"What a shame, what you ordered is steak, not awesome! Moreover, more than 80% of chefs in domestic western restaurants cannot control the doneness. It doesn't matter whether you want it to be 70% or 90% rare... it's very difficult to make a well-done steak. To make it, think about a large piece of beef. You can’t use a pressure cooker. It needs to be fully cooked and soft but not chewy...I heard that the Queen of England eats steak well-done..."

Yang Dian was amused and added: "I have read a joke, which is like, 'We superiors only eat steaks that are 0.05 mature. When we get to the restaurant, we ask the boss to bring the cows over, we use our mobile phone flashlight to shine on them, and then we chase the cows all over the restaurant. Butt bite! '"

The scene burst into laughter...

Jin Xin interjected: "Where's Sprite mixed with red wine?"

Yang Di immediately answered: "I like drinking like this!"

Liu Wei: "What kind of red wine do you want to see? A red wine worth more than ten yuan mixed with Sprite is quite delicious. The sweetness of the Sprite is used to cover up the dry taste of inferior red wine... Of course, I can't part with a bottle of red wine that costs thousands or tens of thousands of yuan." With Sprite!”

Wang Han came up with a sentence: "The famous investor Xu Xiaoping once said a joke: An American said to a Chinese in a very contemptuous tone, 'I heard that you Chinese like to drink red wine with Sprite?' The Chinese replied: I heard that you Americans Do people need to add sugar and milk to their tea?'"

"That's right! What kind of milk and sugar do foreigners drink with tea? It's so low!"

Shen Liang: "I don't drink red wine very much... I can't stand the sour taste... I thought it was because Chinese people can't stand the taste. Then I went to Spain and learned that red wine + lemon + orange + apple + sparkling water is called sangría. Red wine + cola is called calimocho%... Red wine with Sprite, red wine with Fanta, red wine with lemon, including red wine beef stew, will not produce arsenic, so drink it with confidence, you will be fine!”

Immediate applause at the scene...

"That's right, drinking is just for fun. You can drink whatever you like and enjoy it."

Shen Liang suddenly became happy: "I have a friend who said that once when I was having dinner with Sister Jin Xin, Jin Xin got drunk and took off the necklace from her neck and insisted on giving it to her..."

Jin Xin also smiled: "That's because I admire her... I think she is very good! Who is that you are talking about?"

"Yue Opera actor Chen Lijun...I learned a lot of postures and singing from her..."

"You're talking about her...I have the impression that she does sing well!"

"Do you still listen to Yue opera?"

"I have listened to Huangmei Opera, Yue Opera, Ping Opera, and Henan Opera, including once when I went to Yanliang and ate watermelon in a field beside the road. The sun was shining brightly. Suddenly, a Qin opera roar came out from the field. It was so burning! The heaviness in the vicissitudes of life comes from the heart. I wanted to roar along with it... and then I fell in love with Qin Opera..." After thinking about it, Shen Liang added: "Actually, I don't really listen to Peking Opera!"

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