I died and became a god in the game

In the living room.

Shen Senguang slapped the glass table angrily, "There is actually a dog! It's a border collie!"

What a departure!

After he calmed down, he thought: "As long as I make a sound, it will attract the Chainsaw Massacre. If I get close to the Chainsaw Massacre, the border collie next to him will smell it, so I can't get close to the Chainsaw Massacre." "

"Can't make a sound."

"Don't get close to the murderer."

"Moreover, I am accompanied by two European and American women who are not very obedient."

"Nightmare mode is indeed nightmare mode."

One thing he extremely doubted was that the normal version of "Chainsaw Villain" would probably not have Border Collie and the two European and American women.

Then, all he needs to do next is to stay as far away from the Chainsaw Massacre as possible without making any noise, and then find the correct way out of the sewer-renovated maze.

"Enter Chainsaw Villain."

The familiar voice appeared again.

[Life, life and death are so wonderful!]

Rusty water pipes, dim sewers, damp walls, Shen Senguang returned here again, and he quickly rescued two blonde beauties according to the previous method.

Shen Senguang asked Angel in a low voice, "Angel, sewers generally have only one exit, or do they have multiple exits?"

Angel said in surprise: "How do you know my name, handsome boy?"

The next moment, she shrugged her shoulders flirtatiously, "We must be very destined. There must be more than one entrance and exit to the sewer."

As he said that, his hot body, only wearing underwear and hot pants, pressed against Shen Senguang's body. "Thank you for saving us, I just like yours."

Shen Senguang's eyes lit up and he pushed her away very naturally.

Speaking of which, they could have walked to the exit without passing through the room where they met the chainsaw murderer before.

Shen Senguang nodded. "Follow me."

"Please keep quiet."

"I'll take you out of the sewer."

About five minutes later, Shen Senguang and the Chainsaw Massacre met in a room. The border sheep's cry alerted the Chainsaw Massacre, and then they met again.

The two blonde beauties squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, screaming on the spot, telling Shen Senguang clearly that they had no fighting ability and they were not expected to help deal with the chainsaw murderer.

So, GG again!

[Congratulations on surviving 7 minutes and 02 seconds in "Chainsaw Massacre". What are you thinking? Chainsaw Massacre will keep moving! 】

[Evaluation: Vulnerable]

[Harvest summary: None]

【Do you want to replay the simulation career?】

In the living room, Shen Senguang said: "I didn't expect that changing the road would not work. This time I will try to walk as close to the wall as possible to see if I can find the blind spot of the border mule's perspective."

"Enter Chainsaw Villain."

The familiar voice sounded again, [Life, life and death, so wonderful]!

This time, he still quickly rescued the two blonde beauties and persuaded them to follow him to find a way out of the sewer without making a sound.

He carefully avoided the Chainsaw Massacre maniac, and every time he entered a new room, he pressed against the wall to prevent him from being discovered by the border collie next to him when he encountered the Chainsaw Massacre maniac.

When walking through a new room, Angel suddenly covered his mouth: "Front..."

Shen Senguang immediately gave her a look and told her to shut her mouth.

In the front room, I saw a 2-meter-tall chainsaw murderer holding a chainsaw and cutting rusty sewer pipes. He seemed to think someone was hiding inside.

After the iron pipe was cut, torrents of water sprayed everywhere, making the whole room a mess and full of chaos.

The border shepherd at his feet sniffed his nose, seeming to have discovered something.

"Go back along the wall and away from the dog!"

"Try to keep your distance from them."

Shen Senguang moved his lips without making a sound, and gestured with his hands and feet.

Angel and her best friend nodded like chickens pecking at rice, and followed Shen Senguang very obediently, carefully and slowly walking back against the wall.

The roar of the border shepherd came from behind.

'Oops, walking close to the wall and keeping distance from the dog seems to only delay it for a while, but it still smells some of us.'

'Why do I have a bad premonition that this game may be ruined again!'

When the three of them walked back halfway, a dog barked from behind.

Immediately afterwards, Angel and her best friend turned around to see the grinning border collie and the chainsaw murderer who turned his head at the sound. They immediately squatted on the same spot and screamed loudly, their combat effectiveness reduced to zero.

Shen Senguang glanced at them and said, "Calm down, calm down."

"There must be a way to get through it."

"By the way, why does the dog have to be a Border Collie? Border Collies have the highest IQ among all dogs. Border Collies are Border Collies, and dogs are dogs. Border Collies have such high IQs that they only like to play with people, not dogs. .”

"There are even border collies who have never seen the same kind of dogs since they were young. When they saw the same kind of dogs, they realized that they were not humans, but just dogs, and they became depressed."

"By the way, why haven't I tried to bribe the Border Collie?"

Shen Senguang made a gesture towards the ferocious border shepherd running over and drew the shape of meat with his fingers in the air. "Next time I bring you beef, can you please stop making the beep?"

"Hmm? Beef?"

"Do you understand me?"

The border collie, who was grinning one moment to show his master that he was working seriously, suddenly stopped running and squatted on the ground the next moment, no longer grinning.

It looked Shen Senguang up and down, nodded abruptly, and showed a suspicious look.

It seems to be saying, do you have the strength?

Where's the meat?

What about beef?

Shen Senguang raised his eyebrows, "Damn it, I will definitely not ask a border animal to look after the home next time. You can negotiate terms with people for this thing."

He raised his head and saw the vicious chainsaw murderer running up to him and slashing his head with a chainsaw.

Shen Senguang raised his middle finger and looked at him with pity.

I lost this game.

See you in the next game!

Using a Border Collie as your working dog is the biggest form of insanity you can suffer.

The chainsaw murderer who hacked Shen Senguang to death roared meaninglessly on the spot and stamped his feet. He likes to kill people and likes to see the various desperate expressions of people before death. But what happened to this person just now? thing!

Not only was this pervert like him incapable of killing himself, he was actually a little scared.

Not only did the eyes of this man just now lack the despair of the victims before they died, but he also had a lot of fighting spirit, as if I fell into your hands this time, and we'll do it again next time.

Could it be that this person is also a lunatic like himself?

But what is that expression of pity?

Does he pity himself?

He pities the people who killed him???

????

"Woof woof woof~" At this time, the border sheep at his feet suddenly called out, wagging his tail, breathing heavily, and started to work seriously.

The Chainsaw Massacre touched its head. "Good buddy, as long as you are here, it doesn't matter if I have low-light blindness."

"Humans are worse than dogs."

"Only you will never betray me."

He walked up to the two screaming women, took off the whip from his waist, and swung it forward with all his strength. The whip hit the two women's straight buttocks.

Angel rolled on the ground in pain.

"You women deserve to die!"

"Nietzsche once said that women must be conquered with an iron whip. My girlfriend abandoned me because I was half-blind. I begged her to come back like a licking dog, but she used my behavior to show off to her friends. .”

"I'm going to kill you all."

…

In the living room, Shen Senguang read his evaluation this time.

[Congratulations on surviving 16 minutes and 03 seconds in "Chainsaw Massacre", not bad. Moreover, you have discovered a way to pass the level, but I want to remind you that these dogs and Chainsaw Massacre are BOSS, and in the game Killing the BOSS will not only give you rewards, but you may also drop treasure chests and obtain unique talents and titles. Are you really not ready to give it a try?】

[Evaluation: Even dogs are bribed.]

[Harvest summary: None]

【Do you want to replay the simulation career?】

Shen Senguang always felt that the simulator was leading him to a path of no return. Would he die if he tried it...

He replayed the simulated life and saw the conversation between Chainsaw Massacre and the Border Collie, as well as the tragic experiences of Angel and her best friend.

"This Chainsaw Massacre maniac is quite cultured."

"I don't know why, but I actually sympathize with the characters in the game..."

"Okay, let me save them from birth!"

"This is the perfect way to pass the level."

In fact, he has always had an evil suspicion, that is, if the game gave him two beauties, could it be used for other purposes?!

For example, use them as bait, or leave them in the room to delay Border Collie and Chainsaw Massacre.

However, as a veteran player, Shen Senguang had some obsession with completing the level perfectly, so he had always wanted to take these two people out together without using this crooked idea.

"If the game can only be passed once, or if there are rewards only for the first pass, then it becomes very important to complete the game perfectly."

"Well, when I rescued Angel and the others before, I was only rewarded with a gold coin the first time."

"This shows that there will probably be rewards only for the first time you clear the level, so I'd better clear it perfectly the first time and get the reward for perfect leveling."

I am quite curious as to what reward I will get for completing the level perfectly.

Shen Senguang sat at the dining table, moved the mouse, and found that the simulated store in the simulator was still gray.

If you click on the simulation store, the screen will pop up [You have not passed the novice tutorial, please clear one of the five novice games at least once.]

"The stupid game planning and novice tutorials have made me die so many times!" Shen Senguang took out his mobile phone, ordered three kilograms of fragrant cooked beef, and asked the merchant to cut it into one or two square pieces.

"Sure enough, when I get the beef, the border collie must not immediately turn around and come to my side!"