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After seeing the man standing in the wasteland, Sheming Maruwen's face became even more stiff.

Why can I still see this guy and the sunflower field after flying for most of the day? Yes, eat, eat,

Could it be that he was just spinning around here just now?

"Hey! I have to admit, you fly really fast! As expected of the fastest youkai called Gensokyo! 35

Chen Xuan greeted the other party with a smile.

But he was so frightened that Maru Wen almost fell from the sky.

If you haven't found out by now, the reason why I keep going in circles here is entirely caused by Chen Xuan.

Then I'm afraid that Shoten Maruwen will be very honorable and lower the lower limit of Gensokyo's IQ!

"Wait! Calm down, as a reporter, I have to have the bearing and integrity of a reporter!"

Sheming Maruwen shouted "One, two, three" loudly in his heart.

Gritting his teeth, Sheming Wanwen suddenly stopped escaping, but took the initiative to run to Chen Xuan's side.

With a smile, he said: "Hello! I'm a reporter from Gensokyo's "Wenwen·News", I wonder if I have the honor to interview you a few words?

"No!

Chen Xuan said directly and coldly.

"why?"

Shooting Maru Wen's whole person is Spartan.

"Because..." Chen Xuan pondered for a few seconds, "You don't deserve it?

"I am the number one reporter of Gensokyo, the pride of the Tengu clan, and the hope of the whole village. You even said that I was not worthy. You are indeed a man without knowledge. You...you are really right!"5

Seeing the dog head guillotine that Chen Xuan took out from nowhere, Sheming Wanwen suddenly froze.

Feng Jian Youxiang was beaten like this, if the other party really slashed over, I am afraid that I will become a dead tengu in minutes!

"Be careful when you talk next time! 35

Chen Xuan looked like a domineering boss and pointed at Sheming Wanwen's face.

"Yes, yes, boss, I know, I will correct my mistakes in the future, and make a new tengu!"

Although she was scolding her mother in her heart, Sheming Maru Wen quickly nodded in response.

"Then... boss, can I go?"

Seeing that Chen Xuan didn't seem angry, Sheming Wanwen finally asked cautiously.

"Okay... no! Wait a minute!

Listening to Chen Xuan's words, Sheming Wanwen felt like he was riding a roller coaster.

She even felt that Chen Xuan was just toying with himself!

But there is no way, who makes the other party a boss!

The fist is big, you have to listen.

After all, no matter how you look at it, Chen Xuan doesn't seem like the kind of person who can play spell card games with himself.

That green-haired grumpy old lady with straight letters on her legs is the best example!

"Why hasn't that old witch who calls herself a monster sage, and that witch who only knows how to ask for money from death? If it goes on like this, it will really kill people!

Sheming Maruwen's heart was going crazy, and for the first time she felt this feeling of powerlessness, how helpless it was.

In the past, I always disturbed others by myself, but now it's better, I have become meat on someone else's chopping board.

And Chen Xuan didn't pay attention to Sheming Wanwen's psychological feelings, just stretched out his hand and said, "Give me your Wenhua post!

"What are you doing? That's my lifeblood!"

Shemei Maruwen's expression immediately became serious.

And Chen Xuan flicked his fingers and shot Ming Wanwen immediately holding his head, a look of tears.

Chen Xuan also said: "Hurry up and give me the things, I won't ask you for nothing!

"Oh!""

Sheming Wanwen handed over a thick book in a wronged way.

As for what Chen Xuan said would not be in vain, Sheming Wanwen didn't take it to heart at all.

Isn't it the so-called not to ask for nothing when you give the other party a post of writing flowers, and the other party spares his life?

Opening the Wenhua post and looking at it, Chen Xuan couldn't help but gasped, "Damn, you can photograph this kind of thing?"

So many private photos, how did this tengu do it?

"Ha ha……"

Shemei Maru Wen just smirked and didn't answer.

Chen Xuan shook his head and didn't break his promise. He exchanged something in the style of a mobile phone from the Points Mall and threw it away.

"what is this?

Shemei Maruwen asked with a puzzled look.

"Chrysanthemum p30 super enhanced private customized version, 100 times super zoom, candid camera artifact for home travel, not only can take pictures, but also can record video, it is definitely a portable tool for you gossip paparazzi... reporters! Anyway, it must be much better than your camera. !"

Chen Xuan replied solemnly.

Shemei Maru Wen was even more surprised, "For me?

Chen Xuan nodded 0....

But Sheming Maruwen suddenly lowered his head and said awkwardly: "That...you mustn't think that a camera like this can take me prisoner, I won't give in to you so easily... ... But remind you, your strength is so strong, if you want to force it, I will definitely not be able to resist!

Boom!

Chen Xuan directly flicked his fingers, and all the shooting pills flew away.

"Damn mental retardation! Don't daydream like this, okay? How can such a good thing get you!

After complaining, Chen Xuan shook his head and left the wasteland where the original sunflower field is now.

Due to the reason of looking at Wenhua's post, Chen Xuan did not rush to find Yayunzi, but walked into the forest again.

As for the fragrance of the wind...

That's my shit!

Chen Xuan, who was walking in the forest, exclaimed from time to time.

"Fuck, this photo... is a bit crazy! Social security is so good!"

"How on earth did that tengu survive until now? Wasn't it even hacked to death?

"Don't those people find out? It's unlikely! If this post is exposed, the big tengu will have to run away! 99

I have to say that the reputation of the number one paparazzi in Gensokyo is indeed well-deserved.

The secrets in this Wenhua post alone are enough to slap other reporters in the entire Tengu clan.

Inadvertently, Chen 5.4xuan walked and came to a small house in the forest.

"Hey, is it someone who got lost in the forest?"

A voice came suddenly.

Chen Xuan looked up and found that the speaker was a girl with short silver hair, sideburns on both sides, tied into small braids, green ribbons tied at the ends, and was also wearing a maid outfit.

"This is... Izayoi Sakuya?"

Chen Xuan blinked.

Izayoi Sakuya, the head maid and housekeeper of the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

It is also the majestic young lady Remilia Scarlet, the petite and frail magician Patchouli Noreki, and Flandreus who can only be kept in captivity because it is easy to spoil other things. Carret

The breeder of this big family of troubled children, the only person in the Scarlet Devils who has a relatively normal brain circuit on the surface.

Note, it's only superficially normal!.