I Don’t Want To Be the Emperor

Chapter 507: The salesman touches his head

 “You are such a bastard!”

Jiao Zhong is really angry!

He is the commander of the palace guards. He dare not say how big his "position" is, how powerful his power is, and how much his subordinates respect him!

 No one dared to attack him.

 Unless you don’t want to live anymore!

 In the past few hours, Ah-Dai and Ah-Dai have become what Prince He calls the "Second Generals of Hum and Ha" because of Prince He's regard for them. They are controlled by him, but he doesn't care too much!

 If you don’t ask them to repay your kindness, it would be too much to use a sledgehammer!

This is not taking him seriously at all!

Cui Gengren snatched the hammer from Ah-Dai's hand, and hurriedly apologized to Jiao Zhong, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you know my brother's temperament, his brain is short of strings, you sir have a lot, don't Calm down with him."

I was also frightened out of my mind by my brother’s behavior.

Although they looked down upon Jiao Zhong, Jiao Zhong was nominally their superior officer.

The following offenses are serious crimes!

He is not an idiot like his brother and doesn't know how powerful this place is.

Once Jiao Zhong starts to worry about his identity, the two brothers will no longer have to mix with each other.

 “Missing a string?”

Jiao Zhong laughed angrily when he heard this, "Why doesn't he dare to use a hammer on a blind man, a monk, or someone who is more skilled than him? How dare he show his teeth and claws on me!"

"this"

What Jiao Zhong said was the truth. Cui Gengren couldn't refute it for a while. He looked at more and more colleagues gathered around the door. He was afraid that things would get out of hand and said with fear, "Master Jiao, please calm down. I promise you won't." There’ll be another time.”

 “Is there a **** next time for you?”

Jiao Zhong laughed angrily and said coldly, "Let's pass this level first and then talk about it!"

Yu Xiaochun, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said, "If he really wanted to kill you, you would be dead by now."

Ah-Dai followed the sound and said angrily, "I can hit you to death with a hammer."

 “Eat shit!”

Jiao Zhong rolled his eyes at Ah-Dai, how could he not know this!

Ah-Dai is a great master!

 I am just a ninth grader

If the other party purely wanted to kill you, you wouldn't have had a chance to be stunned just now, and your head would have been smashed to pieces.

But even so, if Yu Xiaochun hadn't struck quickly, he would have been seriously injured and would have had to lie down for at least ten days and a half.

 “Thank you for saving me, I cannot thank you enough for your kindness.”

Jiao Zhong looked at Yu Xiaochun again and said thank you.

 “I’ll beat you up too!”

Just as Ah-Dai was about to lift the hammer, he was stopped again by Cui Gengren.

Cui Gengren smiled and said, "Forgive me, forgive me, please be more considerate."

Jiao Zhong said coldly, "If I don't tell you, do you think you can hide this matter from the manager and Mr. He tonight?"

Can I let you go? "

 Unlike Prince He, Manager Hong and Mr. He Jixiang are the most disciplined.

Especially Mr. He Jixiang, who is in charge of the Commander-in-Chief of the Five Armies, is very particular about using his arms like an arm and his fingers. He will definitely not tolerate the following offenses!

 It’s hard to say, I really have to kill the chicken and show it to the monkey!

 “Jiao Tongling

 Master Jiao! "

Cui Gengren turned pale when Jiao Zhong said this, "You don't remember the faults of villains! Spare him this time."

 It would have been impossible for him to be so polite to Jiao Zhong before!

 But, there is no way, who can let someone be the superior of his own brother!

Jiao Zhong said angrily, "You still don't understand what I mean?

With so many people watching, it’s okay if I just pretend not to know? "

　　　“I beg you to show me your noble hand.”

The following crimes are indeed serious crimes, Cui Genren understands very well.

 It’s just that whether or not to convict this crime is another matter.

 Isn’t it normal for subordinates to come to their superiors to discuss martial arts?

He was bitten to death in front of the manager and Mr. He Jixiang. Can these two masters still be able to defeat him?

Jiao Zhong said with a worried look on his face, "Old Cui, you are an official now, so why should I say that everyone should carry the sedan chair?

 Today is my happy day. If I don’t report you directly, I will be giving you a lot of face. You must not push your limits. "

 Do you really think he is made of clay?

 Make it round or flat as you like!

Wang Tuozi, who was standing on the threshold, looked at Chen Xinluo who was silent next to him. Seeing that he didn't respond, he stepped forward and said, "Master Cui, Master Jiao hasn't married yet. A spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, so let's not delay it." ”

 From the heart, he is more partial to Jiao Zhong. Only those who are not clear-headed will like a dumb and arrogant person like Ah-Dai.

 He wishes he could teach you some lessons!

 “Sorry, sorry”

Cui Gengren cupped his hands to his colleagues on the left and right. After everyone walked in, he said to Fang Pi, who was holding his arms in the corner, "Good brother, I can only rely on you."

They are from the same village and grew up together, so their relationship is naturally extraordinary.

Unexpectedly, Fang Pi shook his head without thinking, "You think too highly of me. I don't have the guts to see the manager or Mr. He. Besides, they may not be willing to see me."

 He told the truth.

Although he is the imperial envoy, he does not have much face in front of these two people.

 If something goes wrong, you will have to suffer the consequences.

Cui Genren sighed, "Then give me an idea, what should I do?"

"there is always a solution to a problem,"

Fang Pi said nonchalantly, "What else can I do?"

Cui Gengren shook his head and said, "If only you said it was that simple. These two are the masters who don't care about the sand in their eyes. They might lose their future."

If his silly brother loses his job with the prince, where can he go in the future?

　　Who else could be able to control and tolerate his brother besides He Wangye?

 “Can’t lose it,”

Fang Piyan said confidently, "Both of them are He Wangye's second generals. He Wangye is very proud of him. No one would be so weak-minded and cause trouble to Prince He."

“Hey, when you say that, I feel quite relieved,”

Cui Gengren continued, "Are you so sure?"

"Death penalty can be avoided, but living crime cannot be escaped,"

Fang Pi said slowly and leisurely, "It's best to go to Lord He Jixiang to ask for punishment first."

Cui Gengren hesitated for a moment and said, "For matters in the house, wouldn't it be more appropriate to go to the manager first?"

Fang Pi glanced at Ah-Dai, who was whispering to Yu Shih next to him, and then said, "The manager never beats people with the help of others. He usually does it himself."

ˆ “.”

Cui Gengren couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, "If you get beaten by the manager, you will have to lie down for ten days and a half if you don't die."

Fang Pi said, "So go to Mr. He Jixiang first. The most Mr. He Jixiang can do is fine you a salary, slap you a few times, or fine you a little silver.

 After Mr. He has finished his punishment, the matter will be settled. Manager Hong will not deliberately settle old scores without giving Mr. He Jixiang face. "

Cui Gengren scratched his head and said, "If the manager knows that we are playing tricks with him, there will be good consequences later?"

Fang Pi said disdainfully, "Only when we have passed the present can we talk about it later."

Cui Gengren sighed, "Damn, what you said really makes sense."

Wang Xiaoshuan suddenly ran out of the gate and said angrily, "It's a big deal. What else do you two have to discuss? Come in and have a drink!"

 “Brother Wang, don’t be anxious,”

Cui Gengren grabbed him and repeated what he had just discussed with Fang Pi, "Brother, you have seen the world, please tell me."

Wang Xiaoshuan said with a smile, "We are classmates in elementary school. Teacher Mingyue said something when she gave us arithmetic class. I still remember it very clearly: If the process is wrong, the result will be right and it will be useless."

Cui Gengren said in a dumbfounded voice, "Brother, please show me a clear path."

Wang Xiaoshuan said proudly, "What Fang Pi said is not completely wrong, but there must be a strategy. Do you know the character of this person in charge?"

Cui Gengren nodded and said, "Of course."

 What kind of master there is, there are also what kind of subordinates!

 They are all notoriously stingy!

"That's it,"

Wang Xiaoshuan whispered, "You took advantage of the situation today, but it will be a hidden danger if the manager will think about it in the future."

“I think so too, but I have to pass it by, right?”

Cui Gengren whispered, "Brother, please speak quickly, brother, I will definitely reward you."

Fang Pi also urged, "That's right, that's right, when the flowers bloom again, people have a chance to eat. Stop being annoying and give them a happy message."

Wang Xiaoshuan smiled and said, "To ask for forgiveness, you must go to the manager first. It's your luck. You know that the manager's sister is sick, right?

 Going to the stable with a gift in the name of visiting your aunt and asking for forgiveness in person will make the steward less likely to get angry. "

Fang Pi's eyes lit up, he gave a thumbs up to Wang Xiaoshuan and said, "The more you live, the more you understand. This is something I didn't even expect."

"Hey,"

Wang Xiaoshuan said with dignity, "Boy, even though you are a senior official than me, you still have a lot to learn from me."

He is now following Wei Yishan in the army, and his official position is to join the army like Wang Tuozi.

 The army and the imperial guards are not affiliated with each other, so there is no need for him to be polite when talking to Fang Pi.

 “You boy”

Fang Pi shook his head and smiled bitterly.

After Cui Gengren and Wang Xiaoshuan walked in arm-in-arm, Zhou Jing and Shan Sangguan appeared on the left and right of Fang Pi.

Zhou Jing said coldly, "Sir, Wang Xiaoshuan is becoming more and more ungrateful. Do you want me to be a subordinate?"

Before he could finish speaking, Fang Pi shook his head and said, "We are all classmates, and he is willing to say these things without any inhibitions because he thinks highly of me and does not treat me as an outsider. Wouldn't it be wrong if I annoyed him just because of a few words? You guys can’t even crack a few jokes between brothers?”

Shan Sanguan cupped his hands and said, "Your magnanimity is truly admirable."

 “Stop flattering me,”

Fang Pi said angrily, "I've taught you all the techniques I know, so why haven't you made any progress at all?

If you enter the Grand Master, how can I be so cowardly? "

 Whether it is Sanhe or the army, there are many people who have learned Yuan Gong.

 There are not many people who have complete skills!

 He is one of them!

He himself really has no martial arts talent. No matter how hard he works, he is just a salty fish, and he is too lazy to follow others to become the king of rolls.

 So he passed on both the Star Absorbing Technique and the Huiyuan Gong to his trusted subordinates!

 They are indeed very talented and are already at the peak of the ninth level.

He is just afraid of comparison. When compared with people like Yu Shih, Ah Dai, and Yu Xiaochun, these two subordinates of his will be nothing!

 “The subordinate is aware of his guilt.”

 The two said in unison.

 “Stop talking nonsense,”

Fang Pi said angrily, "Tell me quickly, what's the problem this time, Shan Shanguan, last time I asked a blind man to ask for you, but you just missed this last step, why can't you get in?" "

 “I let you down,”

Shan Sanguan said with a sarcastic smile, "I am practicing this magical skill of wedding clothes today, but I haven't been able to get it right."

Fang Pi frowned and said, "This is what Miss Mingyue taught me. I haven't caught a glimpse of it until today, but it is indeed difficult to practice. I don't blame you."

"I have always kept in mind what the Lord said: No matter how perfect your sword moves are, as long as there are traces of them, the enemy will have an opportunity to take advantage of them. But if you have no moves at all, how can the enemy defeat your moves? "

Zhou Jing said respectfully, "I have been pondering the secrets of the Dugu Nine Styles."

 “Don’t talk nonsense,”

Fang Pi said anxiously, "This is a conversation with the prince. When did I say it was me?"

 If it reaches the ears of someone who knows the inside story, he will definitely become a joke!

His martial arts skills are not good, but he has a good way of bragging!

 “That’s what the adults taught me.”

Zhou Jing quickly admitted his mistake.

Fang Pi thought for a while and said,? "The blind man is busy getting married these days, so he definitely doesn't have time. When he is free in a few days, I will beg him to give you some advice. You must strive for your own success, otherwise, what am I trying to do!"

"yes!"

 The two said excitedly.

 Getting one piece of advice from a great master is worth a lifetime of hard work!

 The moonlight is like water.

Zhou Xun shook off a group of arresters and finally caught up with Cao Xiaohuan on the edge of the North Canal.

Looking at Cao Xiaohuan squatting by the river, Zhou Xun couldn't help but said, "Sir."

 After a long time, Cao Xiaohuan said, "Are you worried about me drowning in the river?"

Zhou Xun hurriedly said, "My lord is a hero among women, a heroine. How can you be troubled by the personal affairs of your children?"

 Cao Xiaohuan said lightly, "That's it."

"grown ups,"

Zhou Xun hesitated for a moment and said, "Commander Jiao is carrying **** instead of stealing shit. Why should you be angry, sir? Why don't you go down and buy some wine, and you and I can have a drink?"

 Cao Xiaohuan said calmly, "I'm just glad that I didn't marry him.

I think of me, Cao Xiaohuan, who lost his mother at the age of three and his father at the age of seven. I am alone, helpless, and have suffered enough from the misery of the world.

As Mr. Xie Zan said, I have long been indifferent to favors and disgrace, and do not take pleasure in things or feel sorrow in myself.

He, Jiao Zhong, underestimated me. He thought I would make a fuss like an ordinary woman.

Since he doesn’t understand me and doesn’t understand me, it’s useless for me to marry him. "

 Zhou Xun whispered, "That's what the Lord said."

Cao Xiaohuan continued, "There is nothing pity about this kind of dead snake and rotten eel. I will eventually find someone who understands me and understands my feelings. I am not a shrew, and I am not someone who can't afford to let go."

"grown ups."

　　Chao Xiaohuan cried out in sorrow, and Zhou Xun's tears followed him unconsciously.

"why are you crying?"

Chao Xiaohuan suddenly laughed, "The old saying in our family is still true, if you die of the old man, he sells lemons, and if you die of the old woman, if you sell pineapples, a man should not get out unless he has no money."

 “Your Excellency is wise,”

After hearing this, Zhou Xun couldn't help but laugh, "The salesman touched his head."

 Cao Xiaohuan turned around, looked at each other and smiled.

 The next day, Lin Yi got up together and knew everything he should know and what he shouldn't know.

“On your wedding day, if you don’t want to make people unhappy, you won’t be able to sharpen your eyesight at all.”

 Lin Yi yawned while wiping his face and said, "This bitch, Dumb, is getting more and more unruly. The stick in the hand of the loving mother is beating on the wanderer."

Hong Ying smiled and said, "Your Majesty is wise."

 (End of this chapter)