I Don’t Want To Be the Seventh Hokage

　　 "Boom!"

　　 Naruto had a dark face, and retched several times in his heart. He suddenly changed back to his original self, rolled his eyes, turned his head and left.

　　At the same time, in the Hokage office, the third generation of Hokage suddenly fell to the ground, with a nosebleed, and I don't know whether it's life or death...

[Chapter 180] Spiral pill? Are you talking about this?

　　 As expected... it's not a good thing!

　　嘭!

　　 The white smoke dissipated, and Naruto turned back to his body and rolled his eyes, as if looking at a fool.

Not only did Jilai have a nosebleed, his saliva was flowing out. When did he meet such a **** young lady, when he yelled: "Boy...hurry up, change back, let me appreciate it again, The inspiration seems to come out immediately..."

　　Naruto snorted coldly, too lazy to talk to him: "Who do you think you are?"

　　 Ji Lai also suddenly had a tone of dissatisfaction: "I am one of the dignified three ninjas, the adult Jiraiya who is known as the toad immortal! Boy, you have to respect me when you talk to me, who do you think you are..."

Before he could finish his words, Naruto's words were picked up, and he suddenly felt a headache. He didn't finish his sentence. Originally, what he wanted to say was, who do you think you are covering... …If it weren't for him, your kid's life might be worse than it is now!

As a result, before this half of the sentence came out, Naruto’s voice came out: "Oh, hello old Sebei, I am Tiga Ultraman’s human body. In the last battle, I was injured. I can’t Transformed, I need a boy... Oh no, it's a girl who came to get me."

　　 "Having a girl and me engage in a relationship, let me have hope, let me become a light again, defend the ninja world, will you help me to propose marriage to the Hyuga family? Let's defend the ninja world and protect ordinary people."

　　 "I hope you don't know how to praise."

　　 Jiraiya: "……"

　　 Are you sick?

　　 Is this kid's brain convulsed? What is Tiga? Why don't I understand?

　　 At this time, Jilai with a question mark on his face finally understood why the third generation of Hokage told him when he notified him that he must keep calm when communicating with this kid.

　　 It looks like now... I'm afraid that if I don't pay attention, I will be **** to death, right?

Jilai took a deep breath and looked at Naruto who was about to leave. Then he put on a serious face: "Okay, Naruto, this is the end of the joke. Call the water gate out. Master’s also wanted to see Pratunam again. Although the three generations of elders had already told me everything that Pratunam had foreseen, but..."

Naruto glanced at him. He was just about to spit out the old-fashioned embryo and didn't continue the performance. The next second he felt that at this moment, the breath of jealousy on Jiraiya had completely disappeared, and what he replaced was extremely Reliable feeling.

　　 "If you meet... you don't have to, right?"

"Although the cheap old man left behind quite a large chakra, the words of this chakra passed by the outside world very fast. The last time I talked with the three generations for more than an hour, they have lost nearly one-tenth. Chakra, if this goes on, the cheap old man will die soon."

　　 Wave Feng Shui Men: "……"

　　 Jiraiya: "……"

　　 Although this kid is telling the truth, but the phrase ‘will die soon’... Why does it sound so awkward?

　　 "Forget it...Naruto..." Jiraji also pondered, "You lift up your clothes."

　　Naruto didn't even think about it, but even put his hands around him: "???? What do you want to do to me? I'm not interested in men."

　　 Jilaida also said in an angry voice: "Let me see your Nine Tails Seal. Since the Water Gate has left a rather large chakra in your body, then you should also know about the Nine Tails."

　　Naruto hesitated for a while, and then it seemed that after hearing what his cheap father said, he lifted up his clothes reluctantly, revealing the seal.

　　 Jilai also looked at this seal and raised his eyebrows suddenly.

　　 As expected.

　　 Two four-image seals, namely double seals, belong to the Eight Diagrams seal type.

　　 The design is to transform the nine-tailed chakra leaked from the seal of the four elephants into the chakra of Naruto. I don't want Naruto to be harmed... Watergate.

Naruto looked at Jilai's eyes and stared at his stomach, and suddenly felt a bit chilly, especially when the other party was still putting his hand on his stomach, Naruto almost jumped up, but in the next second, he It just feels a little different.

　　 The hand that Jilai also placed on his stomach, there is a strange chakra, and this chakra vaguely reached directly near the cage where Kyuubi was imprisoned!

How did you do it?

　　Naruto suddenly became curious.

He remembers that in the original work, Sasuke Uchiha went directly into Naruto's body through the writing wheel and saw the existence of Nine Tails. He didn't expect that Jiraiya would be able to enter his chakras through the seal to reach the sight. The purpose of Feng Shuimen!

　　Naruto secretly wanted to eavesdrop on what the master and disciples were talking about, but when he closed his eyes and tried to find it, he found that he couldn't open the barrier.

Ha ha.

　　 even defend yourself?

　　 It seems that this pair of masters and disciples is not a good bird when they are together.

So Naruto stood there and waited for almost half an hour before Jiraiya opened his eyes and took his hand from his stomach, with a complicated look on his face: "From today...you will Follow me to practice."

　　 Naruto raised his eyebrows, and refused on the spot: "No, I'll still practice with my cheap dad, at least the space ninjutsu... At present, he alone can do the ninjutsu!"

　　 Jilai was also unconvinced on the spot: "I'm your father's master! Three forbearance! There is nothing wrong with teaching you this little kid to practice!"

　　Naruto rolled his eyes to look at him: "What can you teach me?"

Jilai smiled and raised his right hand, and he condensed a shot of helix pill. The small typhoon instantly condensed and formed in his palm: "Helix pill, this is the A-level ninjutsu developed by the cheap old man in your mouth. , It can be activated directly without the need to seal the seal. As for the power..."

　　 "Oh, are you talking about this?"

　　 "I will have it long ago."

Jilai was just about to take the spiral pill out of his hand, but his eyes widened and he saw Naruto's left and right hand each send a spiral pill, and by looking at the volume, it was one larger than the spiral pill in his hand. More than twice!

　　 See a ghost!

　　 Why has no one told him that this kid already knows helix pills?

　　 Ji Lai also took a deep breath, then took out the test paper and shook it: "Do you know what this is? You try to see what attributes you are?"

　　Naruto groaned for a moment: "I have an S attribute."

　　 Jiraiya: "???"

　　 Who is the one who mentioned this to you, this immortal is going to kill him now! Well, did you teach a child like this? Is it Kakashi...?

　　 "Test me, have you heard, otherwise I will kill you now!"

"hurry up!"

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　　 The first update arrives, there is another update later~

[Chapter 181] The charm of octopus balls!

　　 What is fierce?

Isn't 　　 just to test the properties?

Naruto took the chakra test paper with a grieved expression, and then asked, "How can this thing be used? Can I use it for sensitive skin? Will it prevent me from developing new ninjutsu? Rear……"

　　 Jilai also heard this, and almost slapped him over, only to hear him say in an angry tone: "Hold the test paper and input your chakra on the test paper. Different attributes will lead to different changes in the test paper."

　　 "In simple terms, chakras are divided into five attributes: fire, wind, thunder, water, and soil."

　　 Before he finished speaking, Naruto interrupted: "Isn't there still yin and yang? The yin attribute includes Nara Shikamaru's shadow mimicry..."

　　 Zilai also glanced at him diagonally, and continued to speak: "The Chakra test paper cannot detect the two attributes of Yin and Yang. Both of these attributes are very rare."

　　 "If you interrupt me again, don't blame me for being rude to you."

"If your attribute is fire, the test paper will burn on its own; if it is wind, the test paper will split from the middle; for thunder attributes, the test paper will become wrinkled; for water attributes, the test paper will get wet; for soil attributes, the test paper will Broken, understand?"

Naruto nodded, but quickly asked: "By the way, in the test, can only one attribute appear on a piece of paper? Just like Mr. Kakashi, I remember Mr. Kakashi is a thunder attribute. , But he often uses the ninjutsu of Shui Dun, Huo Dun, and Earth Dun."

"No..." Hearing this, Jilai immediately shook his head: "The test paper I gave you is not an ordinary chakra test paper. It can display all the five attributes of the ninja except for the Yin and Yang attributes at one time, and you said The kind that only shows the main attributes of the ninja..."

　　 As a result, Jilaiya's eyes widened before he could say anything.

The test paper in Naruto's hand...the upper left corner area started to catch fire, the paper in the upper right corner area suddenly became crumpled, the test paper in the lower left corner area suddenly became wet, and the paper in the lower right corner area suddenly shattered into slag. Not finished yet...

　　 In the next second, the whole test paper was divided into two halves from the middle... suddenly!

　　Naruto looked at the degree of change in the paper, and immediately threw it out: "Reluctantly, I have all the five attributes, but it seems that the main attribute of this genius is wind."

　　 Ji Lai was also shocked.

　　 Good guy, all-attribute physique?

　　 You must know that although Bofeng Shuimen has both yin and yang attributes at the same time, the other common attributes only have three attributes: wind, thunder and fire!

　　 This kid...

　　 Ji Lai also took a deep breath, and then smiled: "The five attributes are the rarest attributes in the Ninja world, but it seems that they are dominated by wind attributes?"

　　Naruto looked at the test paper without any accident, because he had seen it very clearly in the previous life. In the book of the official announcement, except for the Yang attribute, he has all the other attributes! So for this result, he was not surprised at all.

　　 As for the wind attribute... this was originally his main attribute.

　　 Thinking of this, Naruto raised his eyebrows: "So, Lord Jilaiya, what do you want to call me ninjutsu?"

　　 Jilai also smiled: "As for ninjutsu... isn't that simple?"

　　 "Ninfa·Random Lion Hair Art!"

　　 "Ninbo, the technique of needle Jizo!"

When the voice of 　　 fell, Jiraiya's white hair suddenly grew like a natural madness, and immediately included himself together, forming an extremely tight protection!

　　Naruto thought for a while, and when he lost it, there was nothing but a clear sound of ‘ding’, and there was no trace of breaking the defense at all!

　　 "What kind of ninjutsu is this...?"

　　 Hearing the question, Jilai also smiled: "Did you see the ninjutsu of this immortal? This trick... is not within the scope of the five elements, it should be regarded as five attributes! It's like helix pill!"

　　 After a pause, Naruto laughed.

"Practicing this ninjutsu requires long hair, at least over the shoulders and over the waist up to the standard, the longer the better." After looking at Naruto's expression, Jiraiya suddenly smiled and said, "Bald man, don't try this ninjutsu, you know. of."

　　Naruto pondered for a moment: "So, is baldness something that all young people over twenty-five years old are unworthy to talk about?"

　　 Jilai also heard the words, and suddenly smiled a little wretchedly, "Throw out one to put the scrolls away. If you want to learn, look at the scrolls carefully. If you don’t understand, you must come to me!"

　　 Are you worthy?

　　What kind of stuff!

　　Naruto's face turned black immediately!

　　 He has long hair now, okay!

　　 In order to meet Ji Lai, his hair is now over his neck! Although it hasn't reached the level of long hair reaching waist, if it is really long hair reaching waist, isn't it... when my hair reaches waist, will you marry me?

　　 Of course it is impossible!

　　 But Naruto thought for a long time before trying to speak: "If you can't learn...Can you kill you?"

　　 Jiraiya: "???"

　　 Believe it or not, I will kill you now?

In the end, Naruto still put the scrolls in his ninja bag and put them together with the small octopus balls: "By the way, Lord Jiraiya, if you return to Konoha, the only thing you have to do is to meet with the three generations of adults, I and Oro You already know about the Maru meeting, right? This time you come back to Konoha...mostly because of the Osamaru incident, right?"

　　 Jilai also pondered for a while before speaking in a low voice, "No, I only came back just to collect inspiration."

　　 Ha ha da.

　　 are foxes for thousands of years, play a hairy chat with Laozi!

　　 lie to ghosts!

　　Naruto Dang even said very coldly: "What's the matter? Isn't my father worthy of letting you come back? Otherwise, what do you do when you come back so early? Your teammate, Dashemaru, do you really feel nothing at all?"

　　 "You know...your teammate, Oshemaru, but you want to catch me back to Okinin Village and you want to be a cook for him and cook him a lifetime of small octopus balls!"

　　 Jiraiya: "……"

　　What a joke!

　　Does he dare?

　　 What is the concept of Kyuubi Renzhuli? It is definitely one of the strongest existences in the ninja world. If you just say that the nine-tailed man is dead, or something else, the ninja world will definitely riot! And this kind of riot, even if he is one of the three forbearances, the kind that can't be quelled!

　　If Kyuubi really riots...or if Kyuubi dies, the entire Ninja World will be caught up in the fight for Kyuubi!