I Don’t Want To Be the Seventh Hokage
Chapter 31:
Kyuubi looked dumb, and suddenly...it felt that this little devil turned into a girl...jumping...seems like it’s pretty! Match the tunes hummed by these three guys.
This kid is not disgusting himself at all, but is giving himself benefits!
Is it so kind?
"Kyuubi is happy in his heart, and even wants to drink a cup of tea comfortably, the value of gold is +333!"
Seeing the news from the backstage of the system, Naruto suddenly reacted. It’s not right, is it disgusting Kyuubi that he’s dancing in "The Pure Land of Bliss"? Obviously not. With such a beautiful dance coupled with such a beautiful music, plus the appearance of the three young ladies, and the version of Hatsune Miku, how many otaku and otaku have been captured that year!
Then, Naruto stopped.
Kyuubi has a question mark on his face, jumping, why didn’t he jump?
Naruto changed back to the original appearance, took back the shadow clone, and sat down on the rocking chair with a solemn expression, and then continued to eat sunflower seeds: "Stop jumping, today we will change the subject, let’s talk about Lin Daiyu’s drooping willows. The story of Lu Zhishen hitting the Bone Spirits three times, Monkey King Taoyuan having three ties, and Cao Mengde meeting the Seven Fairies."
"In other words, a long, long, long time ago, there was a Gourd Mountain that suppressed a thousand-year-old snake monster. One day, a pangolin accidentally pierced the mountain and released the snake monster. An old man passing by rescued the snake. The pangolin under the stone also got colorful gourd seeds. It is said that as long as the colorful gourd is planted, the gourd can be wiped out... the old man took the gourd seeds home and planted them, and soon there were seven little men of different colors. …"
"Do you think this is what I'm talking about?"
Naruto was holding a copy of "My Wife is a Snake Spirit", and suddenly laughed: "What I want to tell is not this story at all. What I want to tell is how to eat soft rice with the two sisters of Golden Snake and Green Snake. Hanging seven little gourds to force them to compose poems, take lessons and have a tough story with Fahai."
Nine Tails: "..."
He couldn't help but want to growl.
So what did you just say that Lu Zhishen was making trouble in three beating the bone spirits?
"Nine-tailed expressionless face wants you to eat a hair-tailed beast jade, the value of gold is +444!"
Stop talking, stop talking.
Please stop talking!
All three views will be ruined by you, okay! Although this story sounds very good and interesting, it is too **** ruining!
Naruto was beeping for a long time, and he heard that the nine tails were about to be hairy, he slowly closed the book, and couldn't help but sneer: "If we are not convinced, we will fight again next time."
"My means are so many!"
Nine Tails: "..."
Without giving Kyuubi time to react, Naruto went out with a grimace. Before going out, he threw a full 20 octopus **** at the door of the cage! He said that Kyuubi wanted to fight him, but he was still far away!
But as soon as he came out, Naruto regretted it and forgot to ask the most important thing.
That's when Kyuubi caused trouble when he was fighting.
But... Now that he came out, Naruto gave up the idea of going back again. Now he is going back. Isn’t that too shameful?
Kyuubi is disgusting for a while.
Simply, take a nap first, take a good rest and rest.
...
...
When I woke up at 3:50 the next morning, Naruto felt refreshed. The exhaustion of the whole day yesterday disappeared. The whole person felt that nature was full of the fragrance of earth.
went out, Naruto continued to practice in the yard with a knife.
The practice of swordsmanship has now become an indispensable part for him. He can feel it from yesterday’s battle, especially at the moment when he is preparing to draw swordsmanship, that kind of inner peace and that. This kind of mysterious feeling gave him extremely strong confidence!
Even he felt that if the knife was slashed out at that time, even if it was a lot of Shinobu now, it might not be able to take it!
When Kakashi walked out of the next room, he could not help but feel a little relieved to see Naruto concentrating on swordsmanship.
Although this kid usually looks very rude and loves people, he never needs to be urged by others in terms of cultivation.
So he stepped forward and laughed and joked: "Oh, I don't forget to practice swordsmanship when I come out on a mission. This is a good habit."
Naruto looked back and nodded as a response.
Kakashi sat down with one hand on his chin, thought for a moment, and wanted to give some encouragement: "By the way, I dreamed of you last night."
Naruto heard the words, and when a chill rose in his back, he also pondered for two seconds: "I can't even think of how high a pillow is needed for this kind of dream."
Kakashi: "???"
I just saw you come out on a mission and thought about practicing, so I just found an excuse to praise you, what are you doing here with me?
[Chapter 055] Don't be sensational, I can't cry.
When practicing swordsmanship, Naruto didn't get distracted anymore, instead, he focused on the whole state of his cultivation. He should do whatever he wants at any age, and it is his principle not to worry about his heart outside his age.
One cut, another cut.
Attention is paid to every knife.
Kakashi was watching "In Love in Heaven" while Yu Guang was constantly looking at Naruto's movements. It can be said that his half of his ‘disciples’, for now, he is very satisfied.
Of course, except when he asks himself for money to buy small octopus balls.
Until 7:40 in the morning, Naruto finished his 2,000 exercises, then went into the house and cleaned up briefly, took a shower, and then walked out: "Shall we go back?"
At this time, Kakashi had inserted the Nakanin into a branch like Naruto had put the scar face on a branch, and then threw it over.
"???" Naruto subconsciously caught: "What are you doing?"
Kakashi calmly said: "You can continue to worship the sky."
So... I still have to do this kind of rough work?
Along the way, Kakashi did not ask Naruto how he felt about killing someone for the first time, nor did Naruto ask about the fate of the other bandits. The two seemed to have a tacit understanding of each other and did not interfere with each other.
Until... Naruto's heart suddenly jumped.
This feeling was too strong, and it surprised him for a while.
This restlessness in his heart made him a little unspeakable. He didn't know why this happened, but the reincarnated soul told him that Sasuke... is very likely to have something wrong.
But Naruto was suddenly puzzled.
His first reaction was...why!
Are the reincarnation genes of Asura and Indra as 9ay9ay?
He hasn't had time to think about the cute Hinata for the task this time. Why does Sasuke know better than anyone else?
This unscientific!
Although it sounds mysterious, Naruto is also willing to believe the description in the original book, about the inexplicable relationship between Sasuke and the original Naruto, which attracts each other, but this kind of intuition... which makes him hard to describe... he thought Hit the wall.
"What's wrong?" Kakashi took a bite of the small octopus **** he bought from him: "See you are uneasy."
Naruto turned his head and glanced at him: "Mr. Kakashi, I have a question to know."
Kakashi looked at his serious expression, and what was rare was also serious: "You ask."
Naruto thought for a while: "Do you believe in the telepathy between friends?"
Kakashi was stunned for a moment, and a soiled face appeared in his mind for no apparent reason.
The silly boy who was late and said he was helping his grandmother to cross the road.
He lost his lifelong best friend in the battle of God Wubi Bridge. When the silly boy turned his head to save his teammate Lin, even if he had a disagreement with himself, I am afraid he believed in himself in his heart and believed that he would. Change your mind and go back with him to save people.
"Well, believe me more or less." Kakashi's face was a little nostalgic: "What's wrong?"
Naruto said, "I don't believe it anyway."
Kakashi: "???"
So are you entertaining me?
"Kakashi's two-handed Jieyin gave you a thousand-year kill in his heart, and the value of gold is +244!"
Naruto changed the direction of the hand carrying the branch and moved to the left: "Then you said, if something happens to your friend, you will also have telepathy. Is this true?"
Kakashi thought for a while. Although I don't believe in this kind of metaphysics, I really don't reject it, because at some point, the ninja's intuition is very accurate.
Just like in the original book, after Sasuke and Deidara were fighting, Deidara died and released the ultimate art. Everyone thought that when Sasuke died, Itachi stood in the heavy rain and looked at the sky and said involuntarily, “He didn’t have it. die'.
"So what do you want to explain?"
Kakashi finished the last bunch of small octopus **** and hiccups satisfied: "Sometimes the ninja's instinct is quite accurate."
Naruto glanced at him, sighed, and changed his words when he reached his mouth: "I just want to say, don't dream of me anymore. Just die early. I won't treat a man. Interested."
Kakashi: "???"
Naruto continued: "After all, I am so drowning, jasper or something, you are not worthy."
hiss.
Kakashi didn’t say a word of anger, he swears, if the person standing in front of him is not Kujiu Renjuli, if it is not the child of the teacher and the teacher, he will definitely want him to look good!
Along the way, Kakashi kept thinking about what caused the teacher's child who exudes sunshine and warmth to become the current poisonous tongue.
He admitted that during this period, the actions of the three generations of Hokage and the villagers in the village have absolutely inescapable responsibilities.
But where Naruto can't see, there are still people who are silently caring about him silently paying for him.
If this guy stays like this for a long time... the road ahead... may be difficult to walk.
So Kakashi thought for a moment and decided to give the correct guidance: "Naruto, you know that as a ninja, in addition to strength, speaking is also an art, and the same words may produce another kind of disagreement."
"So do you know which elements should be emphasized in language?"
Naruto pondered for a moment and asked: "Speak, learn, tease, sing?"
fell!
Kakashi almost wanted to lift the tree in front of him. He couldn't wait to give himself a big mouth. After taking a silent breath, he decided to go straight ahead: "Sometimes the world you see is not necessarily the real world. "
After all, he held up the "Intimate Paradise" in his hand, "For example, in this book, the person who writes the book uses his brain, the person who reads the book uses his heart, the person who reads the book uses affection, and the person with the story shed tears. ."
"You don't have to be the one who always blesses others'lights at dark, umbrellas when raining, and a beloved person along the way," but sometimes we are grateful, which is not a bad thing."
Naruto looked at him seriously, then looked at the "Intimate Paradise" held in his hand, how he felt unconvincing: "Don't fan the affection, I can't cry."
"And you fancied something wrong!"
"Tell me these things, inexplicable."
"Besides, being grateful, what does it have to say to me? Look at those classmates in our school. They all say the most poisonous words and fight the most intimidating. I am different from them, saying the most insulting words and fighting the most Fight hard so that no one dares to mess with me."
"So, this world is beautiful, if you don't believe me, listen."
"You don't believe it, do you? It's okay, let's see if my fist is hard or not."
"I am grateful for letting them eat the most fragrant fist, that's right!"
Kakashi: "..."
"Kakashi gave up preaching, silently knelt in front of Bo Feng Shuimen's grave and put three incense sticks on it, the value of gold is +540!"
Naruto glanced at the deflated Kakashi, then looked at the tension in the system, and rolled his eyes.
Who do you preach here?
There are so many thoughts to put Teacher Sao on the right path, and it’s okay to let him not mess with Aunt Snake, and see what the child has turned into black!
Just your chicken soup... Sprinkle it, and give it to whoever should drink it.
...
The two were speechless all the way.
Until the evening when he returned to Konoha, Naruto threw the branch in his hand back to Kakashi, turning around and leaving a sentence, Sa Huan ran away, "Give me the salary of the task tomorrow morning, dare to credit... Haha."
As for what Naruto did, he thought very simply.
Collect protection fee!
[Chapter 056] The truth about the Nine Tails Rebellion?
Protection fee is a good thing.
When Naruto, the demon king of the world, appeared in the school, those lovely classmates took the initiative to turn in, and none of them said nothing.
Naruto lighted the money cheerfully, and felt something was wrong with his backhand.
The value of gold coins!
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