I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 100: Jiao Didi, the kind that loves to act like a baby
Just after the second class, Xu Mang ran to Lin Yishan's office, and all the teachers were present at this time.
"Every teacher!"
"Yesterday I went to the Education Bureau to participate in the competition. The school bullies from other schools knelt, and only I got the full score." Xu Mang smiled and said, "Are you glorious?"
The teachers all rolled his eyes.
"It's normal for you to get a full score." Lin Yishan just glanced at it politely, and then continued his work: "Go out when nothing else, and get ready for the provincial Olympiad in February. By the way... "The Strongest Mind" 30 The top two will start soon, right? What kind of talent do you have?"
"Yes!"
"Xu Mang, how did you get to the top 32 of "The Strongest Mind"?" Liang Feng asked, "You spent money?"
"Teacher!"
"This is naked slander, be careful, I warn you with a lawyer's letter!" Xu Mang said angrily: "The lawyer's letter is very hot these days, don't you want to be warned by the lawyer's letter?"
However,
The teachers just smiled indifferently.
A lawyer's letter?
Isn’t this just toilet paper?
"Letter from the lawyer?"
"I'm sorry, this really doesn't do much for us." History teacher Huang Qidong said with disdain, and said lightly: "Xu Mang, don't use such funny things to scare people in the future. This will make you look LOW."
Xu Mang smiled: "I have committed crimes many times before, but yesterday I was finally threatened to give a letter to the lawyer."
"Xu Mang, what are you capable of? You can enter the top 32 of "The Strongest Mind" in the country." Teacher Wang Xuewang asked curiously.
"Uh..."
"Or else." Xu Mang said: "I wrote out the papers that I made at the Education Bureau yesterday without missing a word on the spot, and explained it to the classmates. Although I personally think the difficulty is okay, the study in other schools Ba seems...a little broken."
"..."
"..."
"..."
This pretending... fresh and refined.
Although he admits that Xu Mang’s memory ability is significantly improved compared with the past, otherwise he would not get so many grades. However, it is a bit difficult to restore a paper, and none of the people present have seen the paper. , Who knows if what is written silently is true.
Lin Yishan wanted to refuse, but when he saw Xu Mang’s look of expectation, he finally let him show the so-called dictation. There is no way...what if he hurts his heart and becomes a scumbag again?
Too bad!
This sale is not worthwhile.
In the past forty minutes and a whole class, Xu Mang has finished writing silently.
"All right."
"Teacher Lin?" Xu Mang asked with a grin, holding ten sheets of A4 paper.
Reluctant to receive the paper, Lin Yishan just glanced at it casually. When he saw the political questions, his face was full of surprise. This is what the students did. This is exactly the civil service examination, but it is a little different and conforms to the current examination. standard.
and many more,
Xu Mang relies on civil servants?
"Ugh!"
"Don't be so cute, I'll ask you." Lin Yishan asked solemnly: "You want to take a public exam?"
"Civil servants?" Xu Mang shook his head and said solemnly: "My family's assets are more than 100 million yuan at any rate. As a rich second generation, I don't think I need to go to the public examination."
I...
This...
makes sense!
Lin Yishan can basically confirm that this topic should be correct, and it is necessary to talk about these topics, which contain too many knowledge points.
Next,
Other teachers also looked at the papers written by Xu Mangmo and praised the topic above. The difficulty of the topic was extremely high, but they did not leave the test center. It was a masterpiece, but they forgot one thing. Fortunately, Liang Feng was timely. react to.
"Did you write down all of them?" Liang Feng asked in surprise: "How did you do it?"
"I discovered not long ago that I have image-like memory. As long as I deliberately memorize it with my heart, I can instantly leave the image in front of me in my brain." Xu Mang said earnestly: "Then I will rename the image so that it will be convenient for future needs. Can be searched."
Regarding pictorial memory, Xu Mang actually doesn't know at all, or even if it exists. He just heard it in the American drama "The Big Bang Theory", and Sheldon has this ability.
no way,
Borrowed to fool people.
Hearing Xu Mang’s explanation, Xu Mang’s teacher was speechless for a while, saying how much good this guy has done in his life that made him so lucky in his life.
leave the office,
Xu Mang returned to the classroom, just in time for the fourth class. Xu Mang spent his dream as usual. When he woke up, he found Yang Xiaoman looking at him.
"..."
"..."
Neither of them spoke, Xu Mang was a little embarrassed, and asked cautiously: "What...what are you going to do?"
"I'm thinking..." Yang Xiaoman said silently: "If I came here one day later or one day earlier, the soup in your meat buns would not hit my head, but... we Will you still know each other?"
"Maybe not."
"At most..." Xu Mang stopped halfway through.
"What's the most?" Yang Xiaoman asked.
Xu Mang took a deep breath: "At most I just look at you, and then know your name, there is nothing to do with it."
Yang Xiaoman was taken aback, then turned around: "I'm hungry..."
"Oh!"
Seeing Xu Mang leaving the classroom from the back, Yang Xiaoman bit his lip, an inexplicable emotion overflowing in his heart.
The order of each person's appearance is really important. How can I meet Xu Mang at a different time and place, there may not be such a result, it is possible that I and him can only stop at the lips and teeth, and eventually die in the years.
I am so lucky now.
a moment,
Xu Mang returned to the classroom with bread and milk, and after handing her the share that belonged to Yang Xiaoman, he ate himself.
glanced at Xu Mang who eats Heisei~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Yang Xiaoman suddenly babbled, and said gruffly: "Oh...I can't open it."
"..."
Xu Mang was so frightened that he looked at the violent airport in horror.
"you..."
"Are you..." Xu Mang asked with a horrified face: "Sick?"
"Don't you guys like Jiao Didi girls?" Yang Xiaoman returned to a serious look and said seriously: "It's the kind of girls who love to act like a baby, right?"
"Not exactly right."
"People like me belong to..." Xu Mang thought for a while and felt a little embarrassing about what he said next, and hurriedly changed his words: "Yes! We like girls like this!"
"I want to be a charming girl, the kind who loves acting like a baby." Yang Xiaoman said firmly: "I want to change my image in the past, and Xiaoniaoyiren is my goal!"
Cut!
impossible!
Although Xu Mang thinks that Yang Xiaoman is very good to be a birdie, but...cannot be realized.
"I started, starting with this can of Wangzai milk." Yang Xiaoman said in a dripping voice, "I'll help others."
Xu Mang frowned, and said silently: "You haven't opened it, so how come you know that you can't open it? You can open it yourself first, if it really can't open, I'll open it for you."
"You don't believe in people... I really fight..."
"Crack!"
The scene was very embarrassing.
"Hahahaha!" Xu Mang clutched his stomach and laughed: "It's still charming, but also a little bird...this is not nonsense, you are a female Tyrannosaurus in your heart, OK!"
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄︿ ̄)
Looking for death!
......
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