I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 999: The pattern of loving father and strict mother
night,
Xu Mang cautiously came to the next room with the child in his arms. For a long time in the future, the children will be away from their parents. This is Xiaoman's plan...for this matter, he specially bought a reminder device, as long as the child is in this room If you cry, an alarm will sound in the bedroom.
"Ugh..."
"It's not that Dad doesn't want to be with you. Today, the two of you guys angered the tigress, but the poison of the tiger does not eat its children... Now only Dad can calm the anger of the tigress." Xu Mang sighed, earnestly He said: "This account... we have to write it down, and you have to pay it back for Dad in the future."
now,
Xu Mang has already figured out a plan. As long as the child can crawl on the ground, he must start paying the bill...
Leaving the baby room, came to the bedroom, and stood at the door... Xu Mang did not open the door for a long time. He was so flustered... Who knows what was going on at the moment of opening the door, maybe it was a gentle Xiaoman , It may be a grumpy Xiaoman.
Opening the door gently, Xu Mang saw the tigress lying on the bed, reading a book through a slight crack in the door... and the book was called "How to Tame a Husband".
Damn it!
Sure enough... there is fraud in it!
"what happened?"
"Stand at the door and don't come in." Yang Xiaoman glanced at the door and said calmly: "My mother, I am not a man-eating monster. I will put my words here now, and count three words without coming in, in the future. I don't want to come in!"
"Hehehe~"
"Wife...you're too much." Xu Mang walked in embarrassedly and politely, gently came to the bed, and then quickly got in and said, "What are you reading? Uh? "How to Tame Your Husband"... What are you planning to do?"
"Oh..."
"Nothing." Yang Xiaoman shrugged and said indifferently: "Recently, I found that you are getting more and more uncontrollable, so I want to learn from the advanced experience outside. Of course... I also want to control the prehistoric inside myself. So as not to hurt the innocent."
"How innocent is there!"
"They are all victims." Xu Mang said with a black face, and said helplessly: "Do you know why Xu Yang and Xu Man have always had no good expressions on you? It is because the two little guys felt your evil soul. Pure... can feel good and bad."
"Fart!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look, and said angrily: "Come here...let me beat you down."
Xu Mang: 囧
Nima,
This is too unlucky, right?
suddenly,
Xiaoman put down the book and arched it into Xu Mang's arms. Although it has been almost five years together, Xiaoman still likes to lie in the arms of Xu Da's pig's hoof. There is a sense of unspeakable security. Sometimes Xiaoman often imagined what it would be like if he hadn't met him.
"Husband?" Yang Xiaoman said with a faint red glow, "If we go back in time and you know that my wife is me, will you still fall in love with other people?"
"will not!"
"How is this possible?" Xu Mang squeezed Xiaoman's pretty face and said with a grin: "I will definitely come to you directly."
"Really?" Yang Xiaoman felt very warm, but she still wanted to keep doing it, and asked: "Then you... don't you feel a bit regretful? Have a relationship for the rest of your life."
"Actually... a lifetime is not that long." Xu Mang sighed and said silently: "Compared with the span of the universe, a lifetime is really short, so short that it can be ignored... Since the time is so short , Just talk about a relationship."
"Be together sooner and be happy one day earlier." Xu Mang said with a smile, "I have also fallen in love with you in this life."
Yang Xiaoman was so excited, he hugged Xu Mang’s neck and kissed fiercely... While kissing, he said, "My husband... Me too! Fortunately, I met you in this life, otherwise I don’t know what to do. How to do."
this moment,
The temperature in the room rose linearly, and then reached a breathtaking point, and a war of the century began!
Two hours later,
Xu Mang and Xiaoman died of diplegia on the big bed.
"Husband?"
"What if I am pregnant again?" Yang Xiaoman's blushing face showed a hint of cuteness, and he smiled and said, "Will I be born?"
"Of course it is!"
"But don't have another twin." Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "I like a daughter... Let me have another daughter. The daughter is a little quilted jacket of my father. We want another little daughter. The dream has come true."
indeed,
Xu Mang’s plan is to have two daughters and one son. This is his ultimate goal... but I don’t know if Xiaoman has the same idea as him, so I never mentioned it because he has experienced so much pain. Let Xiaoman have a fear of having children.
"Ugh..."
"Everything depends on heaven's arrangement." Yang Xiaoman shrugged and said calmly: "If Xu Yang and Xu Man say they want a younger sister, then..."
Speaking of which,
She glanced at Xu Mang with embarrassment and slowly said, "You have to work hard~"
"Effort?"
"I'm a sharpshooter!" Xu Mang was suddenly excited, hugged Xiaoman, and said: "Wife, wife...Let’s have another daughter, I have a name...Xu Ziya, taken from The grace and beauty in "Snow Plum Fragrance" are in harmony, falling flowers and flowing water...the meaning is elegance, beauty, and elegance."
Xu Ziya?
Quite poetic...
Yang Xiaoman likes this name very much, but whether or not to have a third child, we need to do another research to get the opinions of the two little guys. If Xu Yang and Xu Man agree, it’s okay to have a young daughter. .. If you have any comments, then this plan is gone.
"How is the atomic clock?" Yang Xiaoman kept drawing circles on Xu Mang's chest with his index finger, and asked casually: "The proposal will be submitted in two days."
"I'll give it to you tomorrow night." Xu Mang said, "It's very simple."
"is it?"
"Nonsense... I'm Xu Mang!"
"cut!"
At this time,
The alarm on the side rang, but the couple was frightened. When the alarm rang, the child was awake and was crying loudly.
"You go!"
"No... I have a backache, or you go."
"Hey! Why are you so useless?"
"It has nothing to do with me? Who made you the national Sanda champion? I can't beat you normally."
...
The next day,
Xu Mang started this day’s work. Actually, there is nothing to do. It just completes what was left before, but we need to consider whether it can be built. If the plans are various and the results are limited to the current industrial system, it is equivalent to No.
After three hours,
I worked out the plan before lunch, and when I walked down, I found my mother-in-law was taking care of Xu Yang and Xu Man, and then said: "Mom...I and Xiaoman are going on a business trip in two days. Can you take care of the child? a bit?"
"I want it too!"
"But these two little guys..." Mother Yang sighed, and said helplessly: "I can understand it, I'm not familiar with it at all!"
at this point,
Xu Mang felt the same way. The last time his mother-in-law brought the child home, it was okay during the day, but at night she cried and made a lot of noise. She couldn't coax her anymore. Finally, Xu Mang drove the car in the middle of the night and went to her mother-in-law’s house. The child was brought back, that day... but the mother-in-law's heart was broken.
Not only the mother-in-law, but even Xu Yang and Xu Man's grandmother are treated in the same way...it's not your parents who coax you to sleep at night, crying out your voice every minute, making people look angry and anxious.
"What about then?"
"Should I take the child?" Xu Mang frowned, took out his mobile phone to check the airline's system, and found that it only takes more than 14 days to get on the plane. Both Xu Yang and Xu Man have been in for more than three months. no problem.
"Do you have to go?" The mother-in-law frowned and said seriously: "What the **** is it?"
"Xiaoman's bidding plan was made by me, so she and I will go...in fact, it's okay to visit my friends by the way, and then take the kids to see the uncle." Xu Mang shrugged.
"Um... also good."
"Your aunt called me a few days ago, and I hope you and your wife will take your children to the capital." Mother-in-law said, "This time...just stay for two more days. Your aunt wants to die Xu Yang and Xu. I'm so happy, I often talk about it."
For the uncle's wife, Xu Mang was very emotional. She liked Xu Yang and Xu Man very much, the kind of joy from the bottom of her heart, and she didn't know why... she obviously had a grandson.
"Oh..."
after that,
Xiaoman returned home, Xu Mang discussed with her, but Xiaoman was a little worried, what should I do if the child makes a fuss?
"Don't panic!"
"At that time, let the aunt take care of it, and we will go to the bidding site." Xu Mang said softly: "The aunt always likes us to take the children to her, so please be satisfied... and what temper of your son and daughter do not know? No us at night The two coaxed, crying dumb in minutes."
Thinking of this,
Xiao Man felt a little helpless, and at the same time complained about his mother, but did not believe in evil... As a result, when he drove to pick him up in the middle of the night, the two little guys cried dimly and their throats became dumb, almost not giving Xiao Man a heartache. Death, since that day, the child must go home.
"I think..."
"The child's temper is as selfish as you learned ~www.wuxiaspot.com~," Xu Mang said helplessly: "I don't know what will happen in the future..."
"how about it?"
"I can't beat you...I'm still young now, I can't be beaten. I won't be polite when I grow up. I will not be polite." Yang Xiaoman said disdainfully, "I'm telling you...what dare you to intervene? Even you were beaten together."
"Why?" Xu Mang dissatisfied.
"Isn't it all you are used to?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'm used to it now, but to the point of being sensible, no matter what happens, I can only beat..."
Xu Mang glanced at his son and daughter who were sucking the bottle, showing a trace of helplessness. Basically, the pattern of the family for the next 15 years is set, that is, the pattern of a loving father and a strict mother...
but,
In the next few days, life will be very difficult for myself and my daughter-in-law, there is no way... These two little demon kings are making trouble, it's not a joke!
......
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