I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang saw the latest issue of "Madu Physics", and the cover above was very conspicuous.

what happened?

Could it be that my calculations are wrong?

In other words, the optical problem cannot be explained by pure mathematical theory?

"No!" Xu Mang shook his head, and said with a serious face: "Director Fang, you must have misunderstood, how could I write such a high-end and high-end academic paper, how can people like me get into "Science" This kind of journal, right?"

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Director Fang was not angry. Is this belittle himself or praise himself in disguise?

"Cough!"

"Did you publish it?" Director Fang asked with a black face.

"No!" Xu Mang said resolutely, "I can't publish a wrong paper."

Director Fang looked at Xu Mang and knew that he had misunderstood what he meant. He thought he was looking for a crime, and there is no evidence to prove Xu Mang's theory is correct.

"If I say that your theory is correct?" Director Fang said calmly: "Or did you publish it?"

correct?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, nodded hurriedly, and said with a grin, "I sent it."

""

"You kid!" Director Fang almost didn't get **** off. The right one was published by you, and the wrong one was published by others?

"Stop standing, sit down."

"Oh."

Xu Mang sat on the opposite side of Director Fang with an obedient look.

Seeing Xu Mang calm down, Director Fang tapped his fingers and asked blankly, "When did you learn optics?"

"I didn't learn it." Xu Mang said with a confused look: "I have never been in contact with optics. I read Euclid's "Reflection Optics" in summer vacation. I have a general understanding of the problem of light reflection. In short, I stayed at the knowledge of high school textbooks surface."

This

how can that be? !

Director Fang is a little unbelievable, but if you analyze it carefully, it seems that his thesis is more of an accumulation of mathematics, with very little involvement in optics. It is estimated that someone has translated physical problems into mathematical language.

"How do you think of studying optics?" Director Fang asked curiously: "You are in theoretical physics, and you are so interdisciplinary. Does your class guide know?"

Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "In fact, all of this is a misunderstanding. I was copying a classmate’s notes that day. The content of the notes happened to be a matter of light. You also know that theoretical physics involves light in many issues. The speed of light in the theory of relativity, then to the quantum optics of quantum mechanics"

"Stop!" Director Fang hurriedly stopped Xu Mang's next science popularization session, and said with a black face: "I am a fellow of the Academy of Physics, and I don't need you to help me with knowledge of popular science."

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, and continued: "In short, I was bored in class, and then I was alone in the corner, and after an hour, I accidentally figured out the characteristics of light."

"That is to say, when a single photon orbits its center, the speed of light will be slower than that of the subsequent photons. I call this phenomenon self-torque." Xu Mang said seriously, "and made a related mathematical model, which almost verified me. Speculation."

Regarding Xu Mang’s mathematical model, it is available in the journal "Madu Physics". According to the data calculated through mathematics, his speculation is reasonable, but science emphasizes evidence, and the best evidence is through experiment.

Director Fang sighed. If Xu Mang's speculation is verified, he can graduate.

graduation

A person with only general knowledge of physics in high school ended up graduating directly two months after entering university.

It is simply unimaginable.

"Director Fang?" Xu Mang asked with a smile: "If my speculation is verified to be correct, can I become a graduate student in the Department of Physics? PhD kind."

"Don't even think about it!"

"You are all mixed into physics graduate students or PhD students. What do other students think?" Director Fang said helplessly, "I will ask this question again next year. It is impossible this year!"

"Oh" Xu Mang nodded.

"but"

"You can take advanced mathematics classes for students in the physics department." Director Fang said, "How about it?"

Teach advanced math?

determine?

Xu Mang asked curiously: "Is it a lecturer level?"

"Correct."

"Just use your advantage in mathematics." Director Fang paused: "Recently, many professors reported to me that your kid slept in class every day, he lay on the desk when he arrived in the classroom, and went to the toilet to smoke during the break. It's so boring, it's better to teach students."

"We have two professors in the Department of Physics who teach advanced mathematics. They came from the Department of Mathematics. Unfortunately, one of the professors is ill. Come on." Director Fang said, "But I have two requirements, seriously. And responsible!"

Teaching,

This is something Xu Mang dared not think about in his entire life. Although he had taught members of the Provincial Olympic Team in Jiangda before, he played games in the dormitory in most cases.

This is an opportunity!

"understand!"

"You must live up to Director Fang's kindness." Xu Mang patted his chest and asked seriously, "Do I need to continue studying physics?"

"Ha ha!"

"Do you think it is possible?" Director Fang smiled: "Starting next week, we will wait for notification when the time comes."

Although he successfully published his first batch of academic papers and caused a lot of repercussions, life still has to go on. You can't stop because of one thing, and the results of the experiment will take several days.

The next day,

Xu Mang picked up the high mathematics textbook again. In order to prevent accidents, he drove to Xiaoman's campus to learn from Deputy Director He.

Of course, he told Xiaoman about the itinerary. If Xiaoman knew about it, he would sneak to her campus, but didn't tell her, let alone find him. It is estimated that the future will be very hard, it will be very painful!

"what?"

"Are you a lecturer now?" Sitting in Xu Mang's car, Yang Xiaoman looked at him in horror.

"I don't want to, but I'm too good." Xu Mang sighed and said silently, "I'm sorry I am a killer without emotion."

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

This bastard,

Are you used to pretending to be in front of my mother?

Aside,

Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's collar and said viciously: "Warning you again, don't pretend to be in front of me, or you will be killed!"

Xu Mang shrank his head and nodded cautiously: "Oh"

Temporarily secured,

Xu Mang asked: "Xiaoman, I'll go to the deputy director of the mathematics department first, and come to pick you up for dinner at noon?"

"Ok."

"Go ahead."

Before the big troubles, Yang Xiaoman was still very clear, and he was not dazzled by love.

soon,

Xu Mang found He Liqun and Deputy Director.

"Hey"

"Director He." Xu Mang said with a smile, "Then the director of our physics department asked me to take over mathematics, because a professor who taught us mathematics was sick and needed two months of recuperation."

Deputy Director He was taken aback for a moment, and said calmly: "It is more than enough to teach those college students at your level."

Words fall,

Take out a copy of "Madu Physics" from the drawer, point to the cover above and ask: "Did you send it?"

"Ok!"

"This theory has not been confirmed yet, but I heard that many universities are experimenting, and it is estimated that the results will be known in another week." Xu Mang said: "A lot of people now call me crazy."

This is not Xu Mang's deliberate selling miserable. In many non-governmental academic exchange forums and some official forums, Xu Mang's paper "Light Can Spread in a Spiral Way" was resisted by many people.

Their core point is, how can mathematics prove optical problems?

of course,

Xu Mang registered a lot of accounts and those spooky theories, and then he was scolded, and then those websites were hacked. After this incident, Xu Mang understood a truth, and those who could do it would never talk.

At this point, :: The fastest update on the computer side::/

Xu Mang's thoughts are similar to those of Taibai Cat. Taibai Cat is not only a transcript, but also a permission cat.

"People are unavoidable from other people's criticism on the road to success." Deputy Director He said earnestly: "It mainly depends on what you do. You care too much about other people's ideas, and you are ultimately bound by yourself."

"of course."

"This is not to completely let you ignore other people's words, but you have to have a judgment standard in your own heart." Deputy Director He said: "Understand?"

"Oh!"

"Thank you, Director He." Xu Mang nodded, and then left the office.

Just after closing the door, Xu Mang suddenly remembered something that he seemed to have forgotten.

in the afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang to go shopping, this time Xu Mang couldn’t refuse, because the reason given by Xiaoman was very reasonable. She said that she was a good teacher. If students see their own high math lecturer, this picture might refuse to study. .

at first,

Xu Mang felt that this was a pity for himself, and after five minutes of education by Xiaoman, he believed that this was a truth.

"OK OK"

"My mother, I didn't break you." Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said helplessly: "Try this dress."

"Oh"

quickly,

Coming out of the fitting room, Yang Xiaoman suddenly became excited.

Really handsome!

So handsome!

In the next hour, Yang Xiaoman used his own behavior to interpret what is called the banknote ability of the comparable system.

"This, this, and this!" Yang Xiaoman pointed to three clothes in a high-end clothing store and said to the waiter.

"you"

"You want three pieces?!" The waiter was startled. This piece of clothing costs thousands, and it is rare to have three pieces at a time.

"No!" Yang Xiaoman shook his head.

""

"Miss, please don't joke with us, we are also very busy." The waiter said with a dark face.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, then slowly said with a blank expression: "Except for these three items, don't want them, wrap everything up for me!"

finally,

Under the dressing of Xiaoman, Xu Mang was wearing a dark blue suit, a pair of black loafers, and his hair was combed into a big greasy head. In addition, he was handsome with a trace of fortitude and fortitude. A little cunning.

Xu Mang showed the suit thug style vividly.

Looking at Xu Mang in the mirror,

Yang Xiaoman is going crazy.

God!

It's too MAN!

Unexpectedly, this guy is so full of manly charm after putting on a suit.

"Hey hey?"

"Pay attention to the image, the saliva is about to come down." Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman next to him, and couldn't help but reminded: "Can you be a little prosperous?"

"roll!"

"Don't think that you look like a dog, I dare not do my old lady." Yang Xiaoman glared at him and said viciously: "Put on these black-rimmed glasses."

"what?"

"No lenses?"

"Don't talk nonsense, put it on!"

"Oh"

moment,

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help taking a breath.

he's mine!

Always will be!

Monday afternoon,

Xu Mang returned to his original appearance and went to the classroom. This was the first time he taught college students. He was a little nervous, although he discussed some details with another professor who teaches mathematics in the morning, such as the teaching schedule, the teaching scale and so on.

I learned a lot and understood some truths, but I haven't experienced it after all.

Optics,

Sophomore.

Pushing open the door of the classroom, Xu Mang stepped confidently into the podium in the eyes of everyone.

"My name is Xu Mang!"

"In the future, your lecturer of advanced mathematics." Xu Mang said with a stern face, and said solemnly: "Let’s start the roll call, and retake the mathematics this semester when I’m not there!"

After finishing the call,

Xu Mang just planned to start a lecture, but was interrupted by a very naughty student.

"Teacher Xu?"

"Don't introduce yourself?" the students said.

"Oh"

"Xu Mang~www.wuxiaspot.com~ freshman in theoretical physics, should you know?" Xu Mang said indifferently.

of course I know,

The reason for asking Xu Mang this question, this student wanted to remind Xu Mang, you are a freshman to teach sophomore, so save it!

"Oh!"

"It turns out to be a freshman" the student smiled: "Can you understand it?"

Seeing the indifferent smiles on the faces of the thirty or so students present, Xu Mang also followed them, showing a slight smile.

just,

His smile is a bit wicked

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