I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"He belongs to your school, is this his usual working status?" Brother Chuan Xiao asked helplessly at three graduate students of the Department of Physics of Fu University.

"We don't know... Xu Mang is very mysterious in school." Lu Yuan smiled bitterly: "I heard that he doesn't usually come to class, and he rarely sees him, either walking or wandering around."

"He's not in class?" Brother Chuan Xiao was taken aback, thinking that he had misheard, and asked: "He doesn't go to class... can he graduate?"

"He doesn't attend class himself, but he teaches others." Ruan Wenxing sighed: "It is rumored that Xu Mang is already an associate professor..."

I...

what is this?

Holding a high-powered telescope to watch an elephant spraying water on its nose... actually an associate professor?

Is this associate professor too worthless?

"Brother Sun?"

"You said Xu Mang... he was lazy on purpose?" Qi Mengyun frowned and said, "Rumors say that Xu Mang is lazy or lazy. He can sit and never stand, and he can sit on his stomach and never sit. , Can lie down and never lie down."

"It's very possible!" Brother Chuan Xiao said with a black face: "Look at the future, some of us will be busy."

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Are you angry?

Very very angry, but there is no way, the research team is like this.

It was all the students below, sweating profusely, but the initiator stood on one side with his legs crossed. When the students completed the results, the initiator stood up and silently took away the results. This is the state of reality.

Unexpectedly,

Even the proud boy of the school has become such a person.

at this time,

Xu Mang is adjusting the focus. He is not a photographer, but he knows some photography skills. For a while, he was obsessed with SLRs. It cost tens of thousands of dollars. After a month, the SLR fell into the river.

"Brother Chuanxiao!"

"Brother Chuanxiao!" Xu Mang accidentally broke the high-powered telescope. He was completely blind, and his eyes were blurred.

soon,

The elegant and easy-going brother Chuan Xiao walked to Xu Mang's side, and said with a black line on his face: "Xu Mang...it's almost all right. You make it very difficult for the four of us to do this, although you are the initiator of this project. .. may not be able to take the lead?"

"What do you mean?" Xu Mang looked at the elegant and easy-going brother Chuanxiao with a dull look: "What do you want me to lead?"

"You know!" Brother Chuan Xiao said.

(°ー°〃)Thinking~

╰(*°▽°*)╯A great idea!

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The winter night comes very fast,

It's only six o'clock,

It's all black.

"Ugh!"

"Xiao Lu, sprinkle more cumin on this chicken wing." Xu Mangchong said to Lu Yuan, who was roasting chicken wings: "Sprinkle less chili noodles. I like to eat cumin grilled wings."

"I see, Teacher Xu." Lu Yuan nodded.

"Xiao Qi!"

"Xiao Qi!" Xu Mang yelled leisurely, lying on a recliner, "Help Teacher Xu I get a bottle of Corona beer, and pay attention to stuffing a slice of lemon in it!"

"Oh!"

Xu Mang succeeded in making this group crooked.

At this time they are grilling in the open air.

"how about it?"

"Is this leading role strong?" Xu Mang smiled and said to Brother Chuan Xiao beside him.

"..."

"Although...I don't know how to describe it, but it feels good." Brother Chuan Xiao smiled bitterly: "Xu Mang...I found that you are a ghost in the world of eating, drinking and playing."

"What is eating, drinking and having fun?"

"During intense work, conduct a reasonable and legal meal." Xu Mang said solemnly: "What? Researchers are also humans, and they also want to eat. Don't you like the meal the most?"

"..."

"That's called eating, Chafan...Chafan feels like being given away." Brother Chuan Xiao said.

"same!"

"It's all filling your stomach." Xu Mang said with a smile.

soon,

With the efforts of Lu Yuan and Ruan Wenxing, all the ingredients were baked, and the five people sat in front of the stove, drinking and eating meat. It was a free and easy way.

among them,

The deepest emotion is the three graduate students in the Physics Department. It is good to follow Teacher Xu Mang Xu, who is delicious and spicy.

in fact,

Several people present were quite curious about Xu Mang.

They really want to know what Xu Mang's family background is, is there any mine in the family?

Xu Mang just smiled without telling them.

"Brother Chuanxiao?"

"By the way, have you noticed any clues?" Xu Mang took a sip of Corona beer and asked curiously.

"No..."

"Do you think finding a black hole is like buying vegetables in a vegetable market?" Brother Chuan Xiao said helplessly: "It's like finding a needle in a haystack. It's very, very difficult, and sometimes it takes a little bit of luck."

Currently,

The method adopted is to use the Roentgen ray equipment to collect the Roentgen ray sources in the universe, and then delete the selection, find the ray source with QPO, and then compare with the known black hole to confirm whether it is an unknown black hole.

It's a pity...I've only completed 0.1% according to progress.

"Xu Mang..."

"According to the current progress, it will take at least three years." Brother Chuan Xiao said: "There are too many roentgen ray sources in the universe. There are almost isotropic roentgen ray sources with a certain flow in all directions in the universe, and the amount of calculation is very high. Big."

"..."

"So look for those with QPO!" Xu Mang said helplessly: "With such a harsh condition, wouldn't it be easier?"

"Then you have to find it." Brother Chuan Xiao said: "The current situation is very difficult..."

Xu Mang is also powerless in this regard. He is not an expert in this area. He is just a theoretical physics person who does not use any equipment to perform calculations. This is his strong point. Xu Mang does not have this strength in equipment.

In addition to using a high-powered telescope to watch the elephant's nose spray water...

"what time is it?"

"Eight o'clock."

"I'm going home first." Xu Mang drank the last sip of wine, and silently shouted to the three graduate students: "You go back soon."

Words fall,

Xu Mang left the observatory.

Drive?

Strictly speaking, Xu Mang is a good young man who abides by laws and regulations.

Called a Didi,

Xu Mang went directly to Xiaoman's home.

There was no one in the huge house. Uncle and aunt were busy every day and night, and Xiaoman seemed to be about to participate in the PUMaC competition. Now Xu Mang has become a standard empty-nest youth.

They all say that they pay attention to the empty-nest elderly, but the mainstream of society rarely pays attention to those empty-nest youths.

Far away from their hometown and relatives, lack of emotional support, lack of family life, and struggle alone in the big city, but the prosperity and survival pressure of the big city make them live more depressed.

Young people who seem to be sunny, they have unspeakable loneliness and hardships, and this loneliness and hardships never tell their families, and they will always only have one word with them. I am very good here, don't worry about me... .

Open the refrigerator,

Nothing.

In desperation, he ate two fruit candies, and then Xu Mang began to think about how to find black holes in Xiaoman's room.

finally,

Xu Mang thought of a good way that is not a good way. Collect Roentgen ray sources known all over the world, delete these ray sources, and then according to the results of the deletion, observe whether they are black hole celestial bodies.

Xu Mang believes that there must be several black holes in the known Roentgen ray sources.

There is a way,

Then began to act.

I still made a crawler software, crawling data frantically on the Internet, and within a few hours, Xiaoman's computer hard disk exploded.

"..."

"It's over..." Xu Mang looked at this home machine worth tens of thousands of dollars with a dull look, and smelled a burning smell. It is estimated that even the motherboard is burned out... This computer is not good. !

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The next day,

nine thirty,

Xu Mang got up on Xiaoman's bed, let alone... her quilt smelled of a fragrance, which made people fall asleep quickly.

Uh ...

This is why I like to sleep with Xiaoman, because I can fall asleep quickly by holding her.

I sent a text message to Brother Chuan Xiao, informing me that I would not go today, and then simply washed up, bought some vegetables at the nearby vegetable market, and made some dishes by himself. The things Xu Mang burned were not dark dishes. .

Putting the rice and vegetables into the box, Xu Mang took the box and prepared to go to Xiaoman's campus.

Just got downstairs,

Then I received a thunderous roar from Brother Chuanxiao from the elegant and easy going.

Ha ha...

He also said that he was not a filial son.

"Don't panic!"

"I found a way yesterday. Now I go to the computer department building and borrow their computers."

"..."

"I feel you are lying to me?"

"please believe me!"

Without giving Brother Chuan Xiao any chance, Xu Mang hung up the call.

at this time,

At the Magic Observatory.

Brother Chuan Xiao told the news to three graduate students.

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God!

Why is there such a person?

The three wanted to hit their heads to death on the table, Xu Mang inherited all the characteristics of the shopkeeper.

"forget it."

"This kind of thing... Admit it to yourself." Ruan Wenxing sighed.

"No..."

"Brother Sun?" Lu Yuan asked, "Is there a lot of calculations today?"

"Do not worry."

"Every day is very big." Brother Chuan Xiao said: "You are all majors in theoretical physics, or are engaged in astronomical research. You should know the current dilemma."

Hearing this,

The three of them looked ashamed, but their lives still had to go on, and then they began to work in silence, searching for the most mysterious and strange celestial bodies in the vast universe.

...

When I came to Xiaoman's dormitory, I found that no one was there, so I had to put the prepared bento on the table, and then left a note, hurriedly left, and went to the computer department.

Computer Department Building,

Office of the Director,

Looking at Director Xia in front of him, Xu Mang smiled and asked: "Director Xia? Give some reaction!"

"..."

"I said that your kid almost got it." Director Xia said with a black line: "Come as you want, leave as you want, use as you want, can you respect the computer department a little bit? Respect the supercomputer?"

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

He seems to be angry,

Although he doesn't know what he is angry, but from the analysis of his expression and tone, he is angry now.

"What's in your hand?" Director Xia glanced at the big fruit basket in Xu Mang's hand.

"Fruit Basket..."

"For whom?"

"I don't know for the time being." Xu Mang said solemnly: "This is Schrödinger's fruit basket. According to quantum mechanics analysis, only when you decide how to use supercomputing, this fruit basket will collapse to one of the results. Give it to you or take it back...you decide."

This...

he...

Ghost!

There is such an unsolved mystery circulating among the teachers of Fuda. Who is Xu Mang's fruit basket for?

Every time he can come to you with a fruit basket,

But every time he can leave with the fruit basket...

It's amazing!

"Ok!"

"Super calculation, let you use it." Director Xia finally lost to reality. Rumor has it that the principal is Xu Mang's second grandfather.

"Oh..."

After Xu Mang got the key ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ carrying the fruit basket and planning to leave, he was stopped by Director Xia.

"Wait!"

"Is it gone?" Director Xia said to Xu Mang, "Should I leave something?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized: "Oh...forgot to say thank you."

"Thank you!"

"Director Xia."

Words fall,

Xu Mang ran away...

Since then,

A classic scientific thought experiment appeared at Fuda—Schrödingxu’s fruit basket, which uses scientific methods to explain who this fruit basket belongs to.

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