I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

free?

Is the business engaged in activities?

However, the activities are basically shady, the people who go to are either relatives or friends of the business, and there are no serious passers-by.

"Xu Mang?"

"Did you get drunk yesterday and have not been sober yet?" Brother Chuan Xiao looked at Xu Mang with a strange look: "You actually believe in the ugly faces of those criminal capitalists. I used to be an active participant in promotional activities, and then I was cheated. Many times."

"..."

"That's because you didn't meet me." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Anyway, I'm free now, I will tell you about my past achievements."

Words fall,

Xu Mang led Brother Chuan Xiao to the viewing area of ​​the observatory.

"That starts with people and the universe..."

"Humanity is born..."

"That Japanese food store was closed by me..."

"Oh...I was taken to the hospital by my girlfriend."

Xu Mang cracked and talked about it for about an hour, and finally talked about the cooking incident a few days ago. At this time, Brother Chuan Xiao was completely autistic. He had never seen a person with such a broken mouth. Good fellow...a Do not bring duplicate samples for many hours.

"It's finished?" Brother Chuan Xiao said helplessly: "I said Xu Mang...Do you usually do research like this?"

"what happened?"

"Do you have any comments?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

"..."

"No... it's your appearance, which has somewhat subverted my three views." Brother Chuan Xiao said helplessly: "Ah...Have you considered the public's assumptions about you?"

"It's boring."

Xu Mang smiled bitterly, and said silently: "I have finished studying mathematics, physics, and astronomy. I am now studying chemistry. I guess I finished studying it in two months. I finished studying mathematics, physics and chemistry. What to learn next... I don't know. ."

Brother Chuan Xiao was taken aback for a moment. He remembered that a graduate student had mentioned that Xu Mang didn't seem to be in class, right?

"and many more!"

"Aren't you not in class?" Brother Chuan Xiao said with a look of astonishment: "Do you teach yourself?"

"No."

"I have a teacher who taught me." Xu Mang opened his own serious words: "Perhaps you know Feynman learning method, fast learning method, memory learning method, but have you ever heard of sleeping learning method? Close your eyes, Geniuses such as Einstein, Newton, Planck, etc. will teach people in dreams."

This...

It doesn't seem like he is joking when he looks serious.

Brother Chuan Xiao was confused. Even though he had a wealth of astronomy knowledge and a solid foundation in mathematics and physics, he seemed so helpless and incompetent when facing Xu Mang's sleeping studies.

He patted Brother Chuanxiao on the shoulder, and Xu Mang said indifferently: "Don't tell me... keep it secret for me."

Seeing his leaving back, Brother Chuan Xiao reacted.

He... Xu Mang

Two papers have been published in "Nature"!

Is the reviewer blind?

...

Five p.m,

Back to the old man's house,

It was still empty and there was no one.

"So deserted..."

"How did Xiaoman come alive in the past?" Xu Mang is a man who is not very afraid of loneliness, but he is afraid of no one in the family. Fortunately, he is relatively wild when he was young, and his home is relatively small, so he has no concept of an empty home. .

grown up,

The family's economic conditions began to improve, and she moved directly to a big villa. His mother also retreated behind the scenes to become a full-time wife. Every time she went home, she could see people.

but...

Xiaoman is empty every time he goes home?

awful!

Xu Mang sighed, opened the refrigerator and took out the dishes he bought in the morning, made a little casually, and then watched the game broadcast by himself while eating.

Click,

The door was opened.

Yang Jian walked in, and was stunned when he saw Xu Mang, not too surprised, and asked, "Where is Xiaoman?"

"in school."

"Oh."

"Be with her when you have time." Yang Jian said, "Are you doing any research lately? I've all moved to home."

"Ok."

"There is a black hole project led by me, cooperating with the Magic City Observatory." Xu Mang said: "Oh...Uncle, how are you doing?"

"Ha ha."

"In fact, there is nothing serious, just to scare my daughter." Yang Jian said helplessly: "She cooks too bad food, but it is not easy to criticize her face to face. After all, she is her own daughter, so she can only pretend to be hospitalized. She is sober and sober."

Damn it!

This routine is so deep!

Xu Mang shrank his neck and nodded cautiously: "Uncle's fame!"

"Okay!"

"Don't praise me." Yang Jian put down what he was holding, glanced at the dishes on the table, and asked curiously: "You made it?"

"Ok!"

"It's not Xiaoman's dark food." Xu Mang said with a smile: "The thief is delicious, I made some for Xiaoman in the morning."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Jian's face changed drastically, and he asked seriously: "Did you send it?"

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

what?

This...should you not compliment me?

How is this reaction?

"Yes...Yes." Xu Mang nodded, "Fried shrimps with broccoli, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, chicken wings with cola...come with a little rice."

"Forget it."

"Actually, it's nothing." Yang Jian sighed and said silently: "This is fate...Unexpectedly, even the son-in-law can't escape."

Xu Mang's face was dumbfounded, what fate is not fate, what son-in-law has also escaped, the old man will not faint, right?

"A couple of drinks with me."

"Oh..."

then,

Xu Mang finally realized what Yang Jian's two cups were.

The goblet with the big mouth is filled directly... just like two glasses, at least one catty, right?

Not to mention,

He was not drunk and his consciousness was very clear.

Oh...no wonder,

Everyone is an entrepreneur, so why Xiaoman's father is better than his own father, and he loses half of his emotional drink.

night,

Came quickly.

Xu Mang lay on Xiaoman's bed and sent WeChat to Xiaoman who was far away at school.

Bits of life: Hey, let me tell you something.

The dream of all female creatures in the universe:?

A little bit of life: in the future you will cook for me. 【(‵▽′)ψ】

The dream of all-cosmic female creatures: Oh

Bits of life: Can you type a few more words? What do you mean by saying "oh"? 【(￣ヘ￣#)】

The dream of all female creatures in the universe: drinking a few cups with your dad and getting drunk by him

Bits of life: Well... good night [(￣ε￣*)]

The dream of all-cosmic female creatures: good night

Turn off WeChat,

Xu Mang found a chemistry book, covered it directly on his face, smelled the fragrance of the quilt, and fell asleep...

Xu Mang: Zzzz

...

The next day,

Magic City Observatory.

Xu Mang came to the office with a large group of rice and two bowls of tofu.

A mouthful of glutinous rice, a salty tofu brain, a mouthful of glutinous rice, a mouthful of sweet tofu brain, Xu Mang's breakfast is very harmonious, the reason why he bought two bowls of tofu brain is to prevent the struggle between sweet and salty.

Whoops!

What about hot and sour?

Just when Xu Mang was hesitating whether to buy three bowls of tofu nao tomorrow, Ruan Wenxing, Lu Yuan, and Qi Mengyun arrived one after another. The breakfasts for the three were also different, including McDonald's, KFC, and pie.

"Teacher Xu?"

"The taste is so unique?" Qi Mengyun said with a smile: "It's sweet and salty again, do you know that you are a double agent?"

"I'm from the hot and sour gang." Xu Mang said calmly.

After breakfast,

After a few simple jokes,

That is 10,000 copies of data waiting for four people to process.

"Teacher Xu?"

"Is yesterday counted as a day?" Qi Mengyun asked with a smile: "If you count...then there are only four days left."

"..."

"It's a bit ridiculous." Xu Mang said helplessly: "It should be calculated from today. It was almost four o'clock in the afternoon when I got here yesterday."

"Ok."

"From now on." Qi Mengyun said: "Five days!"

Xu Mang nodded, took out his notebook, connected the data hard disk, and copied out 2,500 copies of the data. After finishing all this, he was not in a hurry to meet the deadline, and asked Brother Chuan Xiao to get some green tea and make himself A pot.

"Who of you wears headphones?" Xu Mang asked.

"I brought..."

Lu Yuan handed Xu Mang his beats headset.

"Ouch!"

"Using such a good one?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment. The headphones he usually used were all delivered.

"Rubbish."

"Everything under 10,000 yuan will hear a sound." Lu Yuan smiled.

That's it,

Then increase the price...

"The magic of love drops in circles..."

Xu Mang sang "Electric Shock", which he loved very much recently, which was repeated countless times.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Oh my God!

I really want to kill him!

A good song is ruined like this...

Is he worthy of the original singer?

Xu Mang's singing is very distinctive. The five tones are not complete but the words are clear. They are not in tune but have a sense of rhythm.

that's it,

The three were devastated for half an hour.

"Teacher Xu!"

"Teacher Xu!" Qi Mengyun couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted at Xu Mang: "Don't sing! Hurry up and work, there is not much time left for you!"

"what?"

"Oh..." Xu Mang pressed the pause button, took off the headset, and said silently: "No hurry, I'll talk about it this afternoon."

"???"

"???"

"???"

The three of them froze for a moment, is he giving up?

Ugh...

So boring, not challenging at all.

"Teacher Xu?"

"Are you self-defeating and abandoning yourself?" Ruan Wenxing smiled bitterly: "You are desperate for your life anyway."

"Desperately?"

"What is the benefit of desperate?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "Are you three big meals?"

"..."

"Yeah." Ruan Wenxing nodded and said, "By the way, show me your superb mathematical talent, Teacher Xu."

"forget it."

"Three meals make me desperate, my life is a bit too cheap." Xu Mang said helplessly: "Why do you have to have four meals?"

"Row!"

"Four meals are four meals." Ruan Wenxing patted his chest and said with a cool face: "Teacher Xu, that's it, just four meals!"

"Oh..."

"Then I started writing?" Xu Mang silently picked up a black pen and said blankly: "Maybe you still don't know what despair is. Despair generally refers to a complete loss of confidence in something."

"This calculation..."

"It's not just a challenge to IQ, it's more like an art." Xu Mang took a piece of paper, slid it on the paper a few times, and said: "The paper is inclined to the body, showing an angle of fifteen degrees. It is convenient for the right hand to quickly wrap."

"Holding a pen is also knowledgeable. You can't hold the pen too hard, and the angle between the pen barrel and the paper is sixty-five degrees to seventy degrees, so..." Xu Mang raised his head and said solemnly: The friction of the paper to achieve the fastest writing speed."

Words fall,

Xu Mang said seriously: "Today let you know ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Teacher Xu is not a comedian!"

Started...

quickly,

Almost dazzled,

It was so heartbreaking.

Xu Mang's calculation speed can no longer be described by humans. At this time, he is just a beast.

Ruan Wenxing: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Lu Yuan: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Qi Mengyun: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Damn it!

Ruined,

I accidentally drove Teacher Xu crazy!

......