I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

When the professor heard Xu Mang's words, he looked at him with a confused expression. What does it mean to have a heart attack?

What do you mean?

What exactly is Xu Mang going to do?

"Xu Mang?"

"What...what do you want to do?" the professor asked curiously: "I don't have any disease. The school arranges a physical examination every year. Isn't my body healthy, but because I have been sitting in the office for a long time, my lumbar disc has some problems. "

"Oh..."

"That means there is no problem?" Xu Mang nodded and said with a smile: "Professor...I found that the members of your research team lack the spirit of boldness and innovation. If I guess correctly, the so-called black hole collision , Is it to simulate gravitational waves?"

"Get the possibility from the data first, right?" Xu Mang smiled.

"..."

"Yes!" The professor nodded, "It's exactly what you said."

"The problem lies here. Since gravitational waves are simulated, there is no imaginary concept of gravitational waves." Xu Mang shrugged and said calmly: "Professor...Today I will show off my real technology! "

The professor was still in a state of perplexity, completely confused about the status quo, what did Xu Mang plan to do?

"Xu Mang?"

"You must be kind." The professor said solemnly: "I just discovered your essence. In fact, you...the quality needs to be improved."

I...

This...

What an amazing professor, he could see through his inner self at a glance.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "Professor...Allow you to have a little opinion on me, but I assure you that my reputation is quite good. You will slowly dig out some advantages from me, but I can't find it. Just look for the reasons from yourself."

The professor looked at Xu Mang, this is the most talented new generation in the field of physics?

He... he was a little shameless,

There are also problems with morality.

at this time,

Xu Mang walked to a computer and was about to start simulating black hole collisions.

The problem of time and space must be solved first.

Xu Mang thought for a while and decided to bring general relativity in. In the framework of general relativity, to simulate the collision of black holes, although this process would be very cumbersome, it was the most correct.

after that,

It is an idea of ​​gravitational waves.

What exactly are gravitational waves like?

do not know why,

At this time, Xu Mang thought of the scene of himself being beaten by Xiaoman, especially the situation when he drove her into the dark, and then gave her a horrible feeling.

Ugh?

Yeah!

Is the wave effect produced by Xiaoman's fist hitting his own flesh similar to gravitational waves?

After having the preliminary concept of gravitational waves, Xu Mang thought about its second property, the speed of its gravitational waves in space and time. As for speed... Xu Mang’s idea was very simple, and he directly defined it as an electromagnetic wave. class.

Let's talk about the speed of light...

It's willful!

According to Xu Mang's own fantasy, gravitational waves are the fluctuations of time and space, and they have the speed of light.

"Come on!"

"All around me." Xu Mang yelled, "Ms. Xu's second lecture has begun. Let me show you what a real astrophysics model is!"

Words fall,

A group of students surrounded Xu Mang one after another, some with an attitude of learning, some just simply watch the excitement.

Xu Mang counted, and almost everything was there.

"professor?"

"Aren't you coming?" Xu Mang saw the professor standing in the distance, and asked with a dull look: "You also come and have a look. Without you by my side, I have no motivation at all."

"Come on!"

"Make way for the professor!" Xu Mang commanded the students.

"..."

The professor was helpless, and according to Xu Mang's request, came to his side.

"Are you all here?"

Xu Mang looked around for a while, and his cute expression became a little serious.

"First of all!"

"The test model made by each of you was wrong from the beginning." Xu Mang said: "Since it is a predictive physical property in the theory of relativity, how can we use the concept of absolute space-time?"

"Did you not notice this problem when you were building the model?" Xu Mang said with a hint of anger.

"..."

"Xu Dashen... we also found this problem." A student said helplessly: "The software is set up in this way, and we can't help it."

"What is software setting?" Xu Mang's anger suddenly rushed to the top of his head. He was originally an elegant and easy-going person, because this student's words made Xu Mang a little angry. This person has no rigorous attitude towards science.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Everyone didn't speak, and the student who was sprayed happened to sting his head and said displeasedly: "Xu Dashen...software problems, we really can't do anything, I'm afraid you can't?"

Words fall,

Xu Mang's expression gradually became a little indifferent.

"No way?"

"Haha..." Xu Mang smiled, glanced at the stubborn student, and said, "Don't say no to me in the future..."

immediately,

Xu Mang began to make'technical' modifications to this software.

"???"

"???"

"???"

This...

What is this doing?

The crackling keeps on cracking, what are you doing?

"professor?"

"This...what is Xu Mang Xu doing?" a student asked curiously.

"do not know."

"In short, he has his reason." The professor watched Xu Mang typing on the keyboard blankly.

At this time,

A student familiar with the code found a clue that Xu Mang seemed to be rewriting the software, to be precise, patching.

Damn it!

Is this guy a software engineer or a scientist?

Hybrid?

"I'm telling you... Xu Dashen is amazing!" The student who is familiar with the code said to the classmates around him: "His programming skills...no fifteen years is impossible. Don't believe me. I have An uncle has worked in the IT industry for 15 years and his hair is gone, but the technique...is exactly the same as Xu Dashen."

"what?"

"Then... why does Xu Dashen still have so much hair?" The classmate asked with a confused look: "According to the truth, Xu Dashen should have no hair anymore."

"do not know!"

"Maybe... this is the great god." The student who is familiar with the code sighed: "It is impossible to judge them with human subjective consciousness."

soon,

Xu Mang pressed the Enter key and glanced back at the people present with a grin.

"Ugh?"

"Where is the student who complains about the software problem?" Xu Mang glanced at the student who was shrinking at the end, and said with a smile: "Don't hide that you are the one who said, try the software I just patched. Physical parameters relative to time and space."

Words fall,

What Xu Mang got was silence.

"what happened?"

"Is there any problem?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "Forget it... I'll talk about the second mistake you made."

"I guess..."

"The reason why black hole collision tests are used to simulate the appearance of gravitational waves should be based on...Any two celestial bodies that rotate with each other through gravity will radiate gravitational waves. This concept comes from?" Xu Mang laughed: " Next, I will correct your wrong views."

"First of all, it's not a collision but a merger!" Xu Mang said seriously: "The wording is not standardized, and it must be criticized!"

"second..."

"There is a problem with the parameters of the black hole. You are not brave enough. You all use constant-star black holes to merge. Why don't you use supermassive black holes?" Xu Mang asked: "Anyway, it's all simulations. According to the most perfect, there is nothing. Question?"

"All right..."

"It's time to open your eyes to what is a model test!"

As soon as the voice fell,

Xu Mang started to simulate the merger of two black holes.

Under Xu Mang's changes, a grid appeared in the time-space simulated by the computer, and the black hole was trapped in it. Because of the mass of the black hole, the space-time was distorted, and the surrounding space-time grid was also sunken.

of course,

Xu Mang’s changes are not the same. He also added a very important parameter, the equivalence between the gravitational field and the non-inertial frame of reference, which is the principle of equivalence.

Then the two black holes merged, and when their distance was close to the Schwarzschild scale, the space-time grid produced violent fluctuations. This is the gravitational wave model that Xu Mang simulated by fantasy.

A model based on relative time and space, and a model experiment based on fantasy.

"..."

"..."

"..."

so easy!

Why did any questions become so simple in Xu Mang's hands?

How did he do it?

First, patch the software by hand, and then rely on my own assumptions and guesses to simulate the appearance of gravitational waves.

This...

Is this a normal human category?

Autistic,

Almost everyone is in a daze. They are desperate by Xu Mang's amazing strength. Do they have to be like Xu Mang to go far in scientific research?

However, it is almost impossible to reach Xu Mang's height.

or...

Quit, go home early.

"Professor... I want to withdraw from this research group, I think... I am inappropriate."

"Professor, I also want to quit, the pressure is too great...not only need to understand various astrophysics parameters, but also to patch the software. I'm sorry...I don't have this strength."

"Teach me to quit!"

"me too!"

"Count me in."

quickly,

There was a wave of withdrawal frenzy. They compared with Xu Mang and found that they were completely unsuitable for research.

After thinking hard for nearly a week, Xu Mang arrived, and it took him two hours to make this model, and patched the software by the way. May I ask...what's the face of me to continue researching?

Faced with the members of his group, one by one they had to withdraw, and the professor almost collapsed.

No wonder if there is a heart disease,

Good guy,

There is no heart disease, there is a heart disease, and Xu Mang is too shocking.

But I have to sigh that compared with Xu Mang, these students are not at the same level at all, and the gap is astonishing.

The professor glanced at Xu Mang, who was full of innocence, but now there is no time to pay attention to Xu Mang. The most important task at present is to give the group members a good psychological counseling, so that these people can get rid of Xu Mang's persuasion advice.

"Xu Mang!"

"You...you stay by yourself for a while." The professor said to Xu Mang, and then gave his group members a chicken soup lesson about people and dreams.

after an hour,

These students gave up the idea of ​​quitting the group and started working seriously, but their emotions were not so high...a bit disappointed.

"..."

"Xu Mang?" The professor said to Xu Mang with a dark face: "You come out?"

"Oh..."

quickly,

The two stood at the door of the laboratory.

The professor said: "Xu Mang... your kid is really harmful, you almost wiped out my research team."

Xu Mang shrank his head: "I didn't tell me in advance...ask you if you have a heart attack, and I followed your instructions to guide the students. This is not... the effect is okay."

The professor is a dumb man who eats coptis, UU reading www.uukanshu.com can’t tell.

Yes,

It was himself who brought Xu Mang to the laboratory, and it was him who let him guide and guide his students.

can...

Never thought of such a guide, almost even the laboratory was scrapped.

Take a look,

There is no fighting spirit in these dejected appearances.

When the professor was helpless, Xu Mang asked cautiously: "Professor? Just made a self-made patch on the software, and this patch is charged."

"you..."

"This..."

"Xu Mang, please be your own person!"

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