I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

The story behind the most difficult Zhejiang Mathematical Olympiad in history!

This is an article written by a good person on Weibo, which explores the problem from the perspective of a contestant. Of course, it is mainly aimed at the organizer of the event, the Zhejiang Provincial Department of Education and the Department of Mathematics at Jiangxi University.

The article said,

This time it may be a change in the Zhejiang Olympic Mathematical Competition. The difficulty part of it has made everyone ashamed. This blind pursuit of difficulty and difficulty will eventually become a joke, and some people must take responsibility.

The level of this article is very high. Although there is no math problem in the whole article, it has used various out of context and inductive vocabulary to successfully shape the competition into a farce, and the contestants become victims.

at this time,

Xu Mang was lying on the bed in the hotel room, his brows furrowed as he read this article of more than 3,000 words.

Although I guessed that the situation would happen to this point, I never thought that the development was so fast. In the age of the Internet, nothing can be hidden, but... the buddy has won so many honors, but not many people know.

after that,

Xu Mang took a look at the message below, and as expected... he was crazy. I can't tell how crazy he is.

By observing each popular message, basically there are two things: first, who is the person who made the question, the second person has to apologize to everyone, and the third is to let the person who made the question do it by himself and use the knowledge points of high school.

Immediately after,

Xu Mang received a call from Teacher Teng.

"Xu Mang!"

"How is your stress resistance?" Teacher Teng asked.

"The ability to withstand pressure is very strong, but the ability to hold the pot is not good." Xu Mang guessed what he was going to do next, it must be to give himself out to attract all the firepower of the enemy.

Teacher Teng reluctantly said: "It's not to give you out, I'm asking you... Can you use your high school knowledge to solve the few sets of competition papers you produced? I mean to solve them all in four hours! "

"Ha ha..."

"Four hours?" Xu Mang smiled calmly: "I'm sorry...can't do it!"

"..."

"This...you..." Teacher Teng fell to the bottom in an instant.

at this time,

Xu Mang said with a smile, "Each paper half an hour is enough!"

...

The next day,

This is the day when the team competition begins.

However, all the students are still lost in yesterday’s super-difficulties. Indeed...one or two questions are sub-questions, compared to other questions, they are indeed sub-questions. However... it took more than two sub-questions to send sub-questions. It took only a few hours to unlock.

hope...

Today’s team competition papers don’t let yourself go like yesterday.

"Ugh..."

"I have a bad premonition. Today's questions are about the same as yesterday. They are all difficult to autistic." A student said to his companion: "This premonition is very strong..."

"Don't don't!"

"Don't be scary." The student said helplessly: "It's hard to get through. I don't want to encounter that kind of problem."

Don't want to?

This is not something we can decide.

The student sighed and said calmly: "I was thinking about a question last night, whether I am suitable for studying mathematics, I feel...I am still far from the threshold of mathematics, so far I can't see the edge."

"That's not it."

"Last night I was also thinking about life. I have always been the first in the class, first in the whole year, first in the school, first in the district... As a result, this first place is so vulnerable." The student showed a bitter face. Smile: "The self-confidence that suddenly built up was completely ruined... the person who wrote the question is too bastard."

The two looked at each other and saw a trace of sadness in each other's eyes.

soon,

The team game started,

The first member of each city representative team entered the arena, still the kraft paper bag.

Simpler!

Simpler!

It must be simple!

The ten or so players in the field are constantly looking forward to miracles that will happen next.

With an order,

The contestants opened the kraft paper bag and took out a paper from it. There were only ten questions.

Do only ten questions in three hours?

I'm afraid not to...

as predicted,

When everyone finished reading the first question, they were autistic in an instant. Isn't this exactly the same as yesterday. They belong to every word, letter and number, and they know each other, but they are very strange when combined together.

It's over...

It's over!

This is another question from yesterday's crazy questioner.

At this time, all the players in the field are going crazy. Although they are the weakest in the team, they are not so weak as to be miserable. They are just a little weak compared to the top of the team.

but...

Now they know something about their own determination.

How to do?

Would you like to sleep?

For a time

Sleeping is the only choice for the players, but this is the provincial Olympiad. Sleeping on such occasions, unless you can't think about it, generally no one dares to do so.

It is said that...

It is true that some people have slept in the Zhejiang Olympiad.

I don't know how this hero is now.

at the same time,

The teacher who led the team off the court was once again full of confusion, why the students on the court were all crying.

"Fuck!"

"I'm afraid it's the same difficulty as yesterday, right?" a teacher asked in horror.

"..."

"..."

"..."

I go!

Need to remind you?

The teachers present were full of helpless expressions. They never thought that even the team competition would be like this. Will this competition be held in the future?

Although the teachers found the dean of the Mathematics Department of Jiangda University yesterday, the other party's attitude was very tough, and they always believed that there was no super-level question...Faced with this answer, everyone did not believe it.

How could there be no super class, this super class is almost gone.

Even if the person who asked the question does it, it is impossible to use all the knowledge points of high school.

Three hours later,

The first batch of players stepped down,

The boys are okay, sitting silently in the corner thinking about life, but the girls are a little bit tragedy, and they cry like big faces.

Immediately after,

The second batch of contestants came on stage, similar to before. From the moment they opened the paper, everyone began to silent spontaneously, and then gradually died in the silence.

break out?

How did it break out?

What's the outbreak?

This has completely exceeded my understanding of mathematics.

quickly,

The third batch of contestants came to the stage, doing the same things in the previous two batches, trying their best to solve one or two questions, and the rest is up to fate.

By the next day,

The tragedy began to re-enact, but when the last batch of players took the stage, the situation changed slightly.

Dare to arrange to appear on the stage at the final stage, and its own strength is not uncommon, these ten or so people were not intimidated by the fifth set of team competition papers, but inspired some desire to fight.

Suddenly,

These ten or so talented players began to write **** the draft paper, but they didn't know what they were writing.

at the same time,

In the venue, a young man wearing a mask and a wig appeared.

"Huh?"

"These people can do it!"

At this time, the person is Xu Mang, the author of this competition, who has turned the so-called mathematics geniuses into the chief culprit of autistic patients.

I thought I could see a tragedy in the world, who would have thought of acting as an inspirational drama.

Not bad!

There are still a few people who can.

Randomly found a corner, Xu Mang watched the performance on stage carefully, but soon the inspirational drama gradually developed in the direction of tragedy, and the players on the stage began to be unable to do what they wanted, and the self-confident expression became a little haggard.

"Mr. Liang!"

"There is definitely a problem with this topic!"

"I was ranked first in the second high school in the whole school anyway, and second in the individual competition in Ning City. As a result, I..." the student from the Ning City representative team said with an aggrieved expression: "I don't think it is my strength. Not enough, but the title itself is wrong."

Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and looked at the student, with a trace of stubbornness and unyielding in his expression, but also a little pride and dissatisfaction.

Is this an accident?

result,

Xu Mang walked around the competition venue and heard all these words. Almost all the players believed that this was a super-level problem rather than their lack of strength, and did not understand that he did not understand mathematics at all.

genius?

Elite?

cut!

Xu Mang left the venue silently, and when he walked to the door, he glanced back.

young people,

I will give you class tomorrow afternoon!

...

The next day,

in the afternoon.

Xu Mang sorted out his clothes, and there was a mobile phone on the mirror. The phone screen showed Xiaoman's image, and the two were on a video call.

"Not handsome enough!"

"Change one!" Yang Xiaoman's voice was amplified by the phone's megaphone and reached Xu Mang's ears.

"but..."

"But I just brought a few of them." Xu Mang said helplessly, "No clothes."

"Men with no taste..."

"My old lady, was I blind at first?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Why do I fall in love with a sloppy ghost like you?!"

This sentence,

Xu Mang doesn't like to listen,

What is a sloppy ghost?

"Can you have a little bottom line for being a man?" Xu Mang said dissatisfiedly: "I used to go simple but not simple, but now I go casual and chic. These two styles of dressing can't be controlled by ordinary men, right? Unless you have it. My temperament and appearance."

"Pooh!"

"Smelly shameless!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance: "Oh...can you come back tomorrow?"

"..."

"I can't come back tomorrow, at least the day after tomorrow." Xu Mang thought for a while and said to Yang Xiaoman.

"Oh..."

After hanging up,

Xu Mang went to the game alone.

To the scene,

I found a spot randomly. There was no one in the venue at this time, but as time passed, the teachers and players who led the team arrived one after another because they were notified in the morning.

Immediately afterwards, in private, there were discussions.

What are you talking about,

Xu Mang didn't know clearly, it was probably his words that killed him.

"Ms. Teng!"

"Yes... yes... I'm right here, um... sitting in the corner." Xu Mang received a call from Teacher Teng, and the two chatted.

soon,

The person in charge of the Zhejiang Mathematical Olympiad, the dean of the Mathematics Department of Jiangxi University, came to the scene.

"Thanks for your hard work today~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Calling everyone here in the afternoon, just to talk about the individual competition and team competition." Teacher Teng said: "This time I specially invited this Zhejiang The author of the provincial Olympiad, individual and team competitions, let him talk to everyone."

Damn it!

Will it finally appear?

The teachers and students looked around, looking for the bastard.

at this time,

Almost everyone saw a young man, walked through the crowd, walked to the front of the stage, and walked to the dean of the Mathematics Department of Jiang University.

"My name is Xu Mang."

"This year's Mathematical Olympiad individual and team creators."

"I heard you are looking for me?"

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