I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang sat on the leadership seat, looking at the students and teachers underneath, and all the teachers and students stared at Xu Mang on the leadership seat. The two sides were like a couple about to be separated, with a trace of affection in their hearts. Reluctant.

in fact,

Xu Mang himself didn't know why he was sitting on the leadership seat at first. He was planning to go back this morning, but he received a call from Teacher Teng saying that he should go to the closing ceremony.

Then appeared in the leadership seat.

And what surprised Xu Mang was that some people didn't know themselves, but they knew themselves, and they seemed to be very familiar.

They also care about scientific research?

Later, after inquiring about Xiaoman during the repair of the gap, he realized that it was his old husband who made a phone call, and someone in Zhejiang Province happened to be his old classmate, so he relied on layers of relationships. , Has the present situation.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

So tired,

So miserable,

It feels like nails grow on the stool!

I can't sit still anymore.

Because he was sitting in the leadership seat, Xu Mang did not dare to sleep on it. Hearing a lot of nonsense, he was mentally unable to hold on.

"Now let's let the author of this competition, Professor Xu Mangxu, speak about his views on the increasing difficulty of the question." A leader said: "Everyone applauds and welcome."

Suddenly,

There was applause from the audience.

Xu Mang looked at the teachers and students with a dazed expression.

"Hey Hey hey?"

"can you hear me?"

Xu Mang tried the microphone. Although he was disgusted with speaking on such occasions, but listening to the leaders' speeches for a long time, his own nonsense quality has also increased day by day. There is no problem with how to speak nonsense.

"My opinion on the problem is..."

After an hour and a half,

"This is my opinion."

Xu Mang silently pushed the microphone forward and sat in the same position with a calm expression.

at this time,

The students in the audience are going crazy.

Damn it!

Are you a human being?

What a simple thing, I said nonsense for an hour and a half...

In the beginning,

I thought Xu Mang was just saying a few words casually. After all, on this occasion, anyone could speak at random. However, I never thought that Xu Mang was really not a casual person, because he was not a human being when he got up casually. .

Ba Ba Ba,

Talking crazy for an hour and a half of nonsense, most people really can't do it.

at this time,

The leader who made Xu Mang speak was very regretful, but he did not dare to complain about Xu Mang. I heard that this person’s relationship was very complicated. Let’s not mention his position in the field of scientific research and education, so that his leader could come to replace him. He speaks, this kind of strength is unimaginable.

at last,

Xu Mang got through to the end of the awards, and the ghost knew what he had gone through.

Is about to leave,

Xu Mang met Teacher Liang who had been waiting for a long time.

"Professor Xu!"

"It's been a long time for you." Teacher Liang Fengliang said with a smile.

Xu Mang: 囧

I go,

Teacher Liang is also naughty.

"Mr. Liang... can we not hide?" Xu Mang said helplessly, "What can you do if you want me?"

"Remember to come over during the school celebration." Teacher Liang patted Xu Mang on the shoulder and said with a smile, "You are an outstanding alumnus of our No. 1 Middle School."

"what?"

"Forget it..." Xu Mang shook his head and said seriously: "I am not a good person. Wherever I go, people there will be autistic."

"..."

"Then be a good person." Teacher Liang said, "Be kind."

"Oh..."

"I will be here during the school celebration." Xu Mang nodded.

Watching Teacher Liang leave, Xu Mang didn't react until there was no longer Teacher Liang's back in his field of vision. By the way...what day was the school's anniversary?

...

At the celebration banquet,

Xu Mang sat with a group of middle-aged people, talking about boring things.

"Xu Mang?"

"Your father is..." a leader asked curiously.

"what?"

"A businessman." Xu Mang said blankly: "Very small businessman."

Little businessman?

I'm afraid not?

The leader instantly summed up Xu Mang as the elder of XX, but he had to sigh that Xu Mang was one of the best of these second generations, and he took a path that no one else wanted to take.

For this beautiful misunderstanding,

Xu Mang didn't want to explain too much. Sometimes it would be beneficial for him to leave a little room for imagination.

After dinner,

Xu Mang sorted his things and prepared to return to the magic capital overnight.

"Hey?"

"I'm back." Xu Mang called Xiaoman.

"what?"

"Are you back?" Yang Xiaoman said excitedly: "I'm at home... My parents are not here today."

(￣△￣;) Confused~

Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ crazy, right?

"Ahem!"

"Xiaoman?" Xu Mang asked cautiously: "Are you suggesting something to me?"

"No!"

"You think so, right?" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "What do you want to do to me?"

Snapped!

Xu Mang directly hung up the call.

however,

Unexpectedly, Xu Mang was a small step closer to death.

...

Magic city,

At the door of Xiaoman's house.

Xu Mang was too slow to open the door with the key, for fear that a crazy Yang Xiaoman would appear after opening the door.

"I'm back!" Xu Mang opened the door and shouted.

Huh?

No one?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment. It was only half past nine now. How could there be no one?

Cooked a bowl of noodles,

Xu Mang was eating a large bowl of noodles while sitting on the sofa watching TV.

Half an hour later,

Suddenly a female dwarf popped out of Xu Mang’s room, holding a rolling pin, and shouting at Xu Mang: "Are you an idiot? I have been waiting for you in the room for more than half an hour, and you are actually lying on the sofa. watch TV?"

Fuck...

Was it there?

This Nima...

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman who was so angry, he didn't know what to do for a while, and said cautiously: "When I opened the door, I didn't say something... Why didn't you answer me?"

"Don't you want to give you a surprise?" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he exploded, waving his rolling pin and threatening: "Today you must give me an explanation to my old lady, otherwise you don't want to live today!"

Xu Mang: 囧

Too ruthless!

This woman is going crazy!

In the face of dignity and survival, Xu Mang chose to live in the world. Without a word, he pulled Xiao Man into his arms and whispered: "We are both like this. What else can we say... ."

Xiaoman shrank in his arms and said crookedly: "There are too many things, like you..."

At this time,

Xiaoman leaned into Xu Mang's ear and said a little softly, a red glow suddenly appeared on his face.

"Little Man?"

"Do your parents know that you are such a woman?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "Unexpectedly, under your pure surface, there is such a dirty heart hidden."

Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance and said silently: "I am also a normal person, OK!"

"No no no!"

"No normal people are like you." Xu Mang said with a smile: "First of all, you are not normal here..."

Xu Mang's hand directly covered Pingchuan.

"I wanted to let you go and save you a fate, but..." Yang Xiaoman took out a notepad blankly and said calmly: "Now we calculate the old and new accounts together and record them. This tells you how many times and why you hung up my phone when you were in Jiangda."

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment. Seeing Yang Xiaoman's serious face, feeling a trace of coolness, he couldn't help but stretched his hand to her waist.

Snapped!

"Talk to you on business, don't do anything to my old lady." Yang Xiaoman patted Xu Mang's extended hand and stared fiercely: "It's too late to do such a thing now!"

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman began to narrate some conscienceless things Xu Mang did during the Jiangda period.

Every time I talk about something,

A hint of anger will be added to Xiaoman's face, and his handsome face becomes a little distorted.

for a long time,

Yang Xiaoman put away his'Death Note', looked up at Xu Mang who was desperate, and whispered softly: "Let's talk...how do you want to die?"

"..."

"I want to live and be handsome." Xu Mang tilted his head, and said an unnutritious sentence.

(*￣︿￣) Accumulating anger~

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣絲￣///) to kill you!!!

After a violent beating,

The two returned to their original state, lying on the sofa together, crazily sprinkling dog food into the air.

Xu Mang covers Pingchuan,

Xiaoman has a handle,

There is a fragrance of peace in the air.

"Ugh?"

"Tomorrow weekend, you can talk with your dad." Yang Xiaoman said softly in his arms: "Don't you have a scientific research project that needs money? Tomorrow will happen to be both parents and parents. Let's talk about it. "

"Oh..."

This night is very harmonious.

...

Early morning,

Mother Yang returned home early, and she just opened the door and saw a scene that made her ashamed. There were two pairs of slippers on the edge of the sofa, as well as some scattered clothes. From the perspective of the bulging of the quilt, they hugged each other. The sofa is only so big in total.

Ugh...

Young people now!

Without any choice,

Mother Yang could only close the door softly, preparing to stay elsewhere for a while.

Coincidentally,

When Yang Jian came back, he saw his wife leaving, and asked curiously: "Why are you going out again?"

"What to go out!"

"I just came back." Mother Yang gave a white look and said angrily: "You don't want to go in either. It's not appropriate to go in now."

"how?"

"What else is inappropriate in my own house?" Yang Jian said curiously without understanding his wife's words.

Mother Yang gave a white look: "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Don't go in if you don't go in."

"..."

Yang Jian reluctantly said, "Is Xiao Xu back?"

"Correct!"

"Just what storms can be caused by Xiaoman alone." Yang Xiaoman sighed, thought for a moment, and said: "I have to buy Xiao Xu some food to replenish his body. I will make up for him at noon and night. I came out with the grandson of a big fat boy."

Words fall,

Glancing at Yang Jian.

"You also make up!" Mother Yang said, "Have you heard it!"

"..."

"I don't need it anymore." Yang Jian said innocently, "My body is okay."

"is acceptable?"

"I only ate a piece of braised pork cooked by Xiaoman, and the food was poisoned. Xiao Xu ate all of it in his stomach before he had diarrhea." Mother Yang said, "As far as your physical fitness is concerned, it is okay."

Yang Jian was a little embarrassed.

nine in the morning,

Yang Xiaoman gradually woke up. He opened his eyes and found that Xu Mang was still asleep. A red glow suddenly appeared. He remembered what happened last night. Although the two of them had not crossed the boundary of Chu River, they hit him across the Chu River. It's hard to separate.

simply put,

We have done everything we need to do, just the last step!

By the way,

what time is it?

Yang Xiaoman turned on the phone and glanced at the time, almost not scared to death.

After hurriedly putting on the clothes and pants, he took a brief wash, and secretly glanced at the situation outside through the cat's eyes, and then saw his mother coming back with vegetables.

call!

so close...

Open the door~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Mother Yang glanced at Xu Mang who was still sleeping on the sofa, her brows frowned.

"mom..."

"He... was a little tired yesterday." Yang Xiaoman squeaked: "So he went to bed late. He usually gets up early."

"Mom knows it all."

"So Mom deliberately went to the vegetable market to buy a lot of supplements, and to make up for Xiao Xu at noon and evening," Mother Yang said with a deep look.

hiss!

something wrong...

It feels like my mother knows something.

......