I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Professor Smith’s office,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman sat opposite, looking at the professor in front of him, Xu Mang curiously asked: "Professor... what do you want me to do?"

"In fact, I want to talk to you, would you like to become a member of the Princeton Astrophysical Research Association." Professor Smith said: "This is one of the most famous astrophysics research associations in the world today. It usually requires three members to recommend and It requires the consent of more than half of the members."

"but..."

"You don't need such a requirement. I believe no one will refuse a genius to join." Professor Smith smiled: "This association can bring you a lot of benefits and conveniences. I won't talk to you in detail here. What is required of you."

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment and saw Yang Xiaoman nodding at himself.

"Ok."

"Then I will join." Xu Mang said to Professor Smith.

"You are welcome to join, Xu." Professor Smith took out a letter from the drawer, handed it to Xu Mang, and said solemnly: "This is your invitation."

I go!

This...this is already prepared?

Xu Mang accepted this invitation letter and put it directly in his pocket.

"professor?"

"What exactly does this association do?" Xu Mang asked.

"It is a purely academic exchange association, sharing the most cutting-edge scientific research and discoveries at present, and sometimes cooperating on a research project, and the cooperation is internal." Professor Smith said: "Or the two sides are led by their own. Group, carry out relevant cooperation."

Oh!

That's it,

That can indeed be added.

Xu Mang is very satisfied with this. Although it is an information age, some information will not be made public, such as scientific research information such as cutting-edge discoveries. Unless you are a member of them, it is difficult to access.

Of course Xu Mang has the means to get any information, but that is an abnormal method after all.

But there is one thing to say, Xu Mang wants to explain one thing to Professor Smith.

"professor."

"Pasteur once said that although science has no national boundaries, scientists have their own country... You should understand what I mean." Xu Mang said solemnly: "If the association threatens me to do something, then I will only I can stand on the opposite side of you."

"Xu...you worry too much." Professor Smith didn't feel any displeasure, but said seriously: "The sole purpose of the association is to pursue the only truth."

"Xu."

"The real world, just like it, is not so evil, but very magical, and the way to understand the material world is through science." Professor Smith said: "You don't have to worry about what you are worried about."

Leaving Professor Smith’s office,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were walking on the way back. At this time, Xu Mang had ten thousand doubts in his heart. Why did Xiaoman nod to herself at that time? Did she know the existence of this association?

"Little Man?"

"Ok?"

"Why did you nod to me?" Xu Mang asked.

"I'm afraid you are the second person!" Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look and said angrily: "Who knows if you will be too nervous, so I refused on the spot."

"..."

"Am I that kind of idiot?" Xu Mang said with a black face, "I can understand even the most mysterious celestial bodies in the universe. I can't understand these rules? Xiaoman... I was a sickle back then. , How many leeks died tragically by my knife."

Hearing what Xu Mang said,

Yang Xiaoman said with a look of disdain: "Scythe, right? Then tell me, what kind of existence is this association?"

(°ー°〃)Uh...

(|||°＿°)ノSorry... I was wrong!

"Humph!"

"I know you were confused." Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance, and naturally took Xu Mang's arm, and whispered softly: "Oh... you performed very well today. If you want me, I will give Do you reward rewards?"

"..."

"Forget it." Xu Mang shook his head and said calmly: "You are no longer my opponent."

Yang Xiaoman is so angry, this guy always attacks his weaknesses, knowing that he lacks fat tissue, which causes the nervous system to develop abnormally, and he is fighting desperately. How can he not lose the city?

"moron!"

"Rogue!" A red glow suddenly appeared on Yang Xiaoman's handsome face, and he scolded Xu Mang: "You will wait and see in the future, then you will die!"

"cut!"

"Never ask, how did my perpetual motion machine come from?" Xu Mang said disdainfully.

Words fall,

Xu Mang felt a murderous look.

"Oh?"

"How did it come?" Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang, and said slowly: "If you don't make this clear today, you don't want to go back to China."

finally,

Xu Mang told Yang Xiaoman the truth, but it was all bragging.

night,

Xu Mang finally ate the so-called mustard tuber in the legend. In fact, he also ate mustard tuber before, but he did not feel full of nostalgia for mustard tuber like today. Perhaps because of some idiot remarks, the deliciousness of mustard tuber was doubled.

"Xu Mang?"

"Have you really never eaten mustard pickles?" Professor Yuan looked at Xu Mang, he was speechless for a while eating Hesai, and asked: "How about I mail a box to you when I return to China?"

"No no no!"

"Enough is enough... This food is too much, and it's easy to raise your mouth." Xu Mang said with a smile: "By the way, Professor Yuan, do you know the Princeton Astrophysics Research Association? I was invited inside. "

"Good thing!" Professor Yuan said: "You can get a lot of resources."

"Oh..." Xu Mang said indifferent to this, and said silently: "I don't feel anything, I just want to go back to China soon... I can’t get used to eating anything abroad. I don’t have soy milk and fried dough sticks in the morning. Know how foreigners survived."

Professor Yuan: 囧

Still can't understand Xu Mang's thinking.

This...how did this IQ achieve so many achievements? It was even recognized by the Princeton Astrophysics Research Association.

"Xu Mang?" Professor Yuan asked curiously: "When were you named a professor?"

"next year."

"Although I am not a professor now, I have a lot of projects on hand." Xu Mang said with a smile, "I have recently had a fight with National Taiwan University."

"..."

"So it was you?!" Professor Yuan suddenly realized: "Not long ago, it was rumored that there was a problem with the cooperation project between National Tsing Hua University and Fu University. It was because the progress of Fu University was too slow, and then I found our cooperation with the University of Science and Technology. Are you responsible?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, then smiled and nodded: "Yes, I am responsible."

"How did you break up with the Qing Dynasty?" Professor Yuan asked: "You shouldn't be at your level."

"Don't mention it."

"Anyway, I'm on the bar with them." Xu Mang said nonchalantly.

"National Tsing Hua University has authority in the field of materials science, you may suffer." Professor Yuan said.

"cut!"

"The database they use was developed by me." Xu Mang said seriously: "Even if their progress is fast, they will still get stuck in the actual installation part, and this part is my strong point."

Professor Yuan was very helpless about Xu Mang's stubborn temper, and in the end he just said a few words casually, and overturned the topic.

Go back to my room,

Xu Mang saw that Yang Xiaoman was already lying on the bed, fiddled with his phone, as if he was playing Weibo.

"I'm home?"

"Ok."

Xu Mang nodded, and then asked, "What time is the plane tomorrow?"

"Two o'clock in the afternoon."

"Are your luggage ready?" Yang Xiaoman swiped on Weibo: "Don't go to the airport and say something forgot to bring."

"I brought someone here." Xu Mang said with a smile.

Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look and squeaked: "Go take a bath..."

"Oh."

...

The next day,

A famous American newspaper published the Princeton University Black Hole Academic Conference in a certain section. However... the report on Xu Mang was deliberately hidden, and it ended with just two sentences.

A certain scientific researcher in China explained the gas cloud problem and expressed his opinion on the conservation of black hole information.

End...

Not even a name.

Xu Mang didn't feel anything about this kind of encounter. Isn't the double standard their standard?

"So angry!"

"This group of bastards!" Yang Xiaoman was holding the newspaper in the VIP lounge at the airport, with an expression of anger on his face: "The biggest focus of this academic conference is you, but this group of **** did not report on it, just a one-sided mention. For a moment."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry," Xu Mang said calmly, "Isn't this all normal."

"..."

"In the future, we won't participate in this kind of **** academic conference." Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Obviously we are the highlight of the conference. In the end, we didn't even mention the name, so it ended in two sentences. What do you mean."

at this time,

Professor Yuan said: "Student Yang Xiaoman, it's useless to get angry about some things. It's better to learn to make yourself stronger."

"but..."

Faced with these principles, Yang Xiaoman understands better, but human beings... are emotional creatures. When anger overwhelms reason, they tend to forget many things. This is how Yang Xiaoman is at this time.

Fortunately, her sanity recovered quickly, and she nodded silently, but her anger remained.

but...

Xu Mang's deeds became popular on Twitter, and many physicists commented and forwarded the video of Xu Mang's speech.

Immediately after,

Xu Mang, who is living abroad, unexpectedly became popular on the domestic Internet. Some media reprinted it wildly. Xu Mang inadvertently made headlines and pressed a lot of small meat.

【very handsome! 】

[This is my male god! 】

[Too awesome, three minutes later, I want all the information about this person. 】

[This person is a student of Fuda Physics Department! 】

quickly,

Because of Xu Mang's popularity, Fu University's official blog also came to catch the heat. In the official speech, Xu Mang has been promoted from student to professor.

[Dear friends, this is the youngest professor of physics department in the history of Fuda. He has three SCI papers and an impact factor of more than 100 when he is only 20. He is Professor Xu Mangxu! Do you want to be a student of Professor Xu? In September next year, Professor Xu will be waiting for you in the Department of Physics, Fuda! (Dog head)]

For the first time, the official Weibo reported positively, with more than 3,000 comments and more than 10,000 reposts, completing a historic breakthrough.

[Fuck, you taught at twenty? 】

[Horrible! 】

[Between Professor Xu and I, there is only one college entrance examination. 】

[Selling bamboo rats...Three dollars apiece, ten dollars three! 】

[Selling tea eggs~Selling Fuling mustard tuber~]

...

Magic Capital Airport,

Xu Mang just got off the plane and turned off the flight mode, only to receive a call instantly.

"Xu Mang!"

"Have you arrived at Magic City Airport?" The caller was the principal of Fuda~www.wuxiaspot.com~ just got off the plane. "Xu Mang asked with a confused look: "What happened to Grandpa Second?" "

"It's nothing."

"Your kid did a good job this time." The President of Fu University said, "As for your qualifications as a professor, it's already down."

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "Do I still need an exam?"

"of course!"

"The qualifications are down, but if you fail the exam, I will still get you stuck for at least one year!" The principal of Fuda laughed: "Be careful on the road."

"Oh..."

hang up the phone,

Within a few seconds, it rang again. This time it was the call from National National Taiwan University Deputy Director Zhou.

......