I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Chapter 362: Professor's name

The high math part of the exam is over, and the students in the entire physics department are looking for Xu Mang's theory. Although he is a professor, the law does not stipulate that he can not find a professor of theory. Now it is time to fight back. This topic is simply not human.

　　 "I'm so angry, I don't think I can solve the last question until I die. What the **** is this?"

　　 "Your optics are difficult for us? My theoretical physics is so hard to cry. Do you know the probability statistics of quantum mechanics? Can these special statistics be calculated?"

　　 "Hey, hey, all quietly... We haven't talked about condensed matter physics yet, what are you arguing about for optics and theoretical physics?"

　　 "Fart! We took the phase space problem, good guy...complex to suicide."

　　 About whose paper is more difficult, a three-party battle has started, and everyone wants to keep the hardest paper in their place.

　　 Fortunately,

　　 The girls maintained their sense at this time.

"Hey!"

"We are now fighting against Professor Xu Mangxu. We didn't find him yet. We started fighting first." A certain girl said helplessly: "Have you ever studied in Three Kingdoms? We are now fighting against Dong Zhuo, after killing Dong Zhuo. , Divide the world again."

　　 Then,

　　 This huge group worked together to find Xu Mang, but unfortunately... after a long time, Xu Mang was still not found.

　　 He seems to be lost...

　　 helpless,

　　Everyone rushed to the director's office.

　　 But the teaching director has escaped a long time ago. After being besieged by the invigilators in the morning, he knew that as long as the exam was over, he might be besieged by the students. When the exam was not over, he left his office.

　　"..."

　　 lying trough!

what is this?

　　 Don’t even have a chance to defend their rights?

"go!"

　　 "Let's go to the dean of the department!" A bold student stood up and decided to be the early bird.

　　 has a leader,

　　 A gang of people went to Director Fang’s office, only to be empty again.

　　"..."

　　 soon,

This group of school tyrants from all over the country have learned some facts from history. Since ancient times, most of this kind of things ended in failure for many reasons... unfinished business, internal division; blind command, loyalty; disparity in strength, estimated insufficient...

"Ugh..."

　　 "We still can't escape the wheel of history." A certain student sighed and said silently: "Disband, we will have an exam in the afternoon."

at the same time,

　　 Xu Mang hid in Xiaoman's dormitory. After a stroll in the morning, Xu Mang would not stay in the building after his death in the afternoon. If he was caught, he would drown himself.

"Ugh..."

　　 "This world is so sinister." Lying on Xiaoman's bed, wrapped in a quilt, Xu Mang sighed. Xu Mang thought of his dignified professor, but the students who were blocked by him did not dare to show up.

　　 Xu Mang has a trace of sleepiness due to the quilt. There is no way...this quilt is stained with the smell of Xiaoman.

　　Zida and Xiaoman sleep in a quilt. Xu Mang has a very bad habit. When there is only one person, Xu Mang likes to sleep with the quilt. Only in this way can he sleep soundly and sleep soundly.

　　 A person’s habit can be changed, but this does not prevent the addition of a habit.

　　 Xu Mang: Zzzz

　　...

in the afternoon,

　　 The exam of the Department of Physics is here again. This time it is basic physics. It just so happens that this course is a basic course, with three majors.

　　 But something has changed now.

　　The papers for Theoretical Physics major are different from the papers for the other two majors.

　　 soon,

　　The exam begins.

　　The students in the first class of theoretical physics, after experiencing the failure in the morning, they put their hope on the afternoon test, but never expected that they would encounter Xu Mang's malice again.

　　 "???"

　　 lying trough!

　　 Two questions?

pick one of two?

　　This...what kind of routine is this?

　　 Almost everyone is in a daze.

first question,

　　 Please establish a new theoretical system of dark matter within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics.

This...

　　 Which **** is the problem?

　　 Let me fly like this.

　　 turned over,

　　 The students glanced at the second question.

　　 Please establish a new theoretical system of dark energy within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics.

　　 Nima!

go to hell!

　　Although the students are very angry, they are now faced with two choices. They may pass if they do.... Although the odds are very small, if they don’t, they will definitely fail. There is no suspense.

　　 However, the students soon discovered that it was impossible to establish a completely new system in dark matter and dark energy based on their existing foundation.

I...

This...

How to do?

　　 The freshman academic physics examination room was filled with deathly silence. Most of the students had closed their doors. They felt that they had been taking classes for nothing in the past six months, and now they have to hang up even basic physics.

　　 At this time,

　　 Two proctor assistants discovered the abnormality of the students. One of the assistants walked to the front row of students curiously, and then glanced casually.

　　 suddenly,

　　 The teaching assistant was also dumbfounded.

"Ugh!"

　　 "It's amazing!" The regained teaching assistant said to his colleague, "This paper is very creative!"

"Very creative?" Another teaching assistant's curiosity was hooked, and he walked to the student, took a closer look at the question, and in less than ten seconds, he walked back helplessly and said, "Who gave the question? "

"I heard..."

　　The words fall,

　　 The teaching assistant glanced at the students, hurriedly moved to the ear of his colleague, and said, "Professor Xu!"

　　"..."

　　 The two are in a state of silence.

　　 "Professor Xu, is this going to kill him?"

　　 "The ghost knows it."

　　 "Do you still need to invigilate? I don't think... there is no need to invigilate. A thousand readers will have a thousand Hamlets. Plagiarism is impossible, unless... it's so stupid that it can't be described in words."

　　 "Well, I think so too."

　　...

at last,

　　 The exam is over.

　　 The condensed matter physics and optics majors laughed, while the theoretical physics majors cried.

　　 "Brother? What's your situation?"

　　 "Our theoretical physics are all dead...the whole paper of Teme has only two questions, choose one of the two..."

　　 "I rely on, you make money with blood!"

　　 "The blood of God, please establish a new theoretical system of dark energy in the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics... Tell me how to earn blood?"

　　 "Sorry... Excuse me."

　　 soon,

　　 About the experience of theoretical physics, it spread in the Department of Physics, and they were talking about who the **** was who wrote the question. Some people suggested that it was Xu Mang. If you think about it carefully, it seems...it seems that there is some truth.

　　 First of all, Xu Mang is a professor of theoretical physics; the second morning paper is so frantic, and the styles between the two are similar; third, Professor Xu is a complete bastard.

　　 The first two points are guesses,

　　 The last point is an unshakable truth.

　　 After this,

　　In the forum of Fuda,

　　 Xu Mang’s posts appeared one after another, and the content of each post was the same. It was nothing more than accusing Xu Mang of non-human behavior.

　　 Then Xu Mang was on fire again.

at the same time,

　　 Xiaoman's dormitory.

　　 Xu Mang just bought the takeaway, and before waiting a few minutes, Yang Xiaoman returned to the dormitory.

　　 "Idiot, is there any takeaway?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"Ok."

　　 "I think you seem very depressed, what happened?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

　　 "Don't mention it..."

　　 "After others know that I am your girlfriend, all kinds of... oh... annoying!" Yang Xiaoman's face was dark and depressed.

what?

　　What's the situation?

　　 Xu Mang asked cautiously: "Is there something going on outside?"

"Ok!"

"Anyway, it's rebellious!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "If this goes on, I feel that we are going to break up. You are a professor now, and I am still a student, so it is easy to be taken out of context by some bad media. When the time comes, we two I can't eat it and walk around."

this problem...

　　 is indeed a problem!

Xu Mang thought for a while and said calmly: "Then graduate early, we will buy a house in Magic City, and you can also manage Dad’s career. Well, I...get off work at five o’clock and get home, what do you think? kind?"

　　Σ(°△°|||)︴Eh? !

　　O(*￣▽￣*)o Hmm!

　　 Yang Xiaoman is very satisfied with Xu Mang's proposal. This is the way of life she dreams of.

　　 When eating,

　　 Yang Xiaoman brushed the school forum. At first, she checked if anyone was bringing her own rhythm, but found Xu Mang's rhythm.

"Ugh?"

"You have been brought into rhythm." Yang Xiaoman took a bite of his meal and said to Xu Mang: "Others say your papers are too difficult, and high-number papers doped with physics are acceptable. This problem of dark matter and dark energy systems, It’s just to cut back."

"what?"

　　 "This..." Yang Xiaoman turned black and said angrily, "Are you very good at hacking?"

"what happened?"

　　 "I blacked out this school forum for my old lady!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "These bastards... actually cursed my old lady for 300 kilograms of fat!"

　　 Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

I go!

　　 can't it be true?

In the afternoon, Xu Mang saw a WeChat push news. Because you were too fat, you were stabbed with four knives. He thought it was just an accident. The woman was a grumpy tiger girl, but not because fat is all Natural enemies of women.

　　 "Don't make trouble!"

"The forum is a platform for students to communicate. If you hacked someone's platform, you are responsible for the law!" Xu Mang said seriously: "Do you know the law? I think you should fix another law. It's blindness."

　　 "Cut!"

　　 "My family has a very strong professional lawyer team." Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly: "Who dares to sue me?"

　　...

　　 The next day,

　　 Xu Mang went to Director Fang’s office. He wanted to take the next test of his own.

"coming?"

　　 "I've been waiting for you for a long time." Director Fang said blankly: "We'll just follow the normal time. Don't you guys don't give me a slick, understand?"

　　 "Director Fang~www.wuxiaspot.com~ can you hand in papers early?" Xu Mang asked solemnly: "I am good at solving battles quickly."

　　 "Yes."

　　 "How about this...there are two more days of examinations, so you can finish them all today." Director Fang said.

one day?

　　 no no no,

　　 This is too long.

　　 "Half a day is enough!" Xu Mang said seriously: "I'm not kidding, there are no so-called difficult papers in my world."

　　"..."

　　Don't say,

　　 is really not bragging.

　　 Director Fang smiled helplessly.

　　 soon,