I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　 Xu Mang's treatment in the class, who put on the first-place hat, has not changed. It is still so annoying, there is no way...Who makes him a jumping bug?

this day,

　　 Xu Mang returned to the classroom with bread and milk, only to see Teacher Wang Xuewang.

　　 "Xu Mang!"

　　 "Are you eating two breads and two boxes of milk by yourself?" Wang Xue saw the lunch in Xu Mang's hand and couldn't help but nodded, "It's better to eat more."

"what?"

　　 "Teacher Wang, you misunderstood, this is..." When Xu Mang was about to tell the truth, Yang Xiaoman glared at him.

　　 Xu Mang understood what Yang Xiaoman meant. This was to tell him not to talk nonsense or you would not be polite, but it also gave Xu Mang a lot of doubts. It was obvious that nothing happened between the two, and it seemed to be a concubine relationship.

　　 "Teacher Wang, what's the matter?" Xu Mang asked.

"give!"

"I promised you last time, as long as I get the first place, I will give you a five thousand yuan red envelope." Wang Xue took out a thick red envelope and handed it to Xu Mang, smiling: "Hurry up and take it. !"

　　 Xu Mang was taken aback, subconsciously wanting to refuse, but he could see Wang Xue's serious expression, if he refused, it might hurt Teacher Wang Xue's self-esteem.

　　 Don't think Wang Xuewang is a woman, but she stubbornly can't stop ten physical education teachers.

　　 "Then what..."

"Whether it's like that, isn't there a provincial high school student essay contest? If I get the first place in the provincial contest, you can give me a red envelope, uh... how about another five thousand?" Xu Mang Think of a way that is not a way.

　　 "It's up to you."

　　 "Speaking of the provincial high school student essay contest, I just want to confirm with you that you and Yang Xiaoman will represent our city in the January contest. Do you agree?" Wang Xue asked.

　　 Yang Xiaoman hesitated for a moment, and asked silently: "Just me and this guy?"

"Uh..."

　　 "And me." Wang Xue said: "I still lead the team, of course, the Municipal Writers Association will send a staff member with us."

　　 At this time,

　　 Xu Mang's brains began to run, and he asked slyly: "Mr. Wang...is the expense reimbursed? I want to stay in a five-star hotel, and I have to travel downstream at public expense after the game."

"This one..."

"Then what... uh..." Wang Xue was a little embarrassed. Although it was not very good, she didn't say that she couldn't do it. In many cases, this is the default of everyone. The level of boarding and lodging must be the highest, and then everyone who is able to cheer will cheer.

　　 "Hey."

　　 "Teacher Wang, I understand!" Xu Mang nodded with a grinning expression of ‘I understand’.

　　 about this,

　　 Yang Xiaoman is very contemptuous, it is because of the existence of this kind of people that makes the society so miserable.

"That's it. I will inform you when the time comes." Teacher Wang walked to the door of the classroom, looked back at Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, and said with a smile: "You two... have a good relationship. ?"

　　 "Teacher...I...and him...don't get me wrong, it's just an ordinary classmate relationship!" Yang Xiaoman said stammarily.

"Ok!"

　　 "Teacher believes you." Wang Xue smiled and left the classroom.

　　Don't say,

Wang Xue really believes that Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang have an ordinary relationship. After all, one is a top-level scholar, and the other is a scumbag who walks on the edge of genius and neurosis. If the two people love each other, it is more likely than the next day school The explosion is even lower.

Uh,

　　 wrong!

It was only then that Wang Xue realized that the school had really exploded, and the septic tank had exploded, good guy... After a week of fakes, the murderer’s criminal IQ was very high, leaving no clues, even The surveillance cameras also found no suspicious persons.

　　 Many people think it is Xu Mang, but this is just an intuition.

　　 "Should not..."

　　 When I think of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman getting married and having children, Wang Xue feels as if he is uncomfortable after eating a pile of shit. It is not that Xu Mang is not good enough, but Yang Xiaoman is too perfect.

　　...

　　 [Trigger task: participate in the composition contest (provincial level)]

　　 [Description: Please get the first place in a provincial composition contest]

　　[Reward: Upgrade Card*8]

　　 Xu Mang received a new task, this time he was rewarded with eight upgrade cards, which was a huge range.

　　 Do this,

　　 After the semester is over, you can upgrade a certain attribute to the second level.

"Hey!"

　　 "Don't be in a daze, I'll make a request for you." Yang Xiaoman stared at Xu Mang and said.

　　 "What are you doing?"

　　 "In the future, please improve your moral character." Yang Xiaoman looked serious: "I think you have some problems with your thinking. You are either lazy or opportunistic. Can you be more sunny? If you exercise more, you will die?"

"meeting!"

Xu Mang nodded and said seriously: "You may not know that I have a rare disease called'you can only lie down and die if you move.' The probability of suffering from this disease is one in a trillion. One."

I...

　　Is it an idiot to be an old lady?

　　 What is the rare disease of ‘you can only lie down and die when you move’, isn’t this just made up!

　　 "Be normal!" Yang Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang's calf and said angrily: "No, my attendant can't be so lazy, uh... I will practice Sanda on the weekend!"

　　Xu Mang: #￥%……&*

　　 Is this woman crazy?

　　 Practice Sanda with her, isn't this murdering her husband?

Huh?

　　How can I say "murder my husband"?

　　 "No way!"

"Isn't this a close-knit master of some school flower." Xu Mang shook his head, with the word'firm' written on his face, and said: "And you are not a school flower, at most a village flower, I am a person. If you want face, not all women will protect it."

　　 Yang Xiaoman: (╬￣翣翣)

　　...

　　Life is like a car driving on a highway. Either someone else will overtake you, or you will overtake others. Of course... there are also special existences, such as a series of car accidents, direct car crashes.

　　 Xu Mang belongs to the latter,

　　 He had a car accident, but luckily he was alive.

0 marks!

0 marks!

0 marks!

　　 This is Xu Mang’s recent performance. Every time he takes a class test, he scores zero, which makes the teachers in class angry to the point of cerebral congestion.

　　 "Xu Mang!"

　　 "Can we return to the attitude that a normal student should have?" Lin Yishan blushed and roared at Xu Mang: "Every time I hand in a blank paper, I don't even write my name. What are you going to do?!"

"teacher LIN..."

"Do you believe that there are symptoms of'head dizzy as long as you hold a pen~www.wuxiaspot.com~' in this world?" Xu Mang said innocently, "If you believe it, then we can continue to talk. If you refuse to believe this fact, then there is nothing I can do..."

　　 Lin Yishan exploded,

　　 He had an explosive temper, but he was completely blown up by Xu Mang's so-called "as long as I hold the pen, my head will dizzy".

　　 "Xu Mang!!!"

　　 "Don't think I can't cure you!" Lin Yishan roared: "Give you one last chance, the city's mid-term entrance exam, your kid must give me a satisfactory answer!"

　　 "Oh!"

　　 "Teacher Lin... don't be angry, it hurts your liver!" Faced with Lin Yishan's roar, Xu Mang said with a flushed face, "Since it's all like this, then I have one more sentence left..."

"what?"

"got windy!"