I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

In Xu Mang’s memory, there is an open-air playground in Ning City where many grandpas and aunts in their 50s and 60s set up stalls, such as what kind of rings, air guns, and marbles in Xiaoman's mouth.. .There are also some deceptive lotteries.

Basically, many children suffer from it, and occasionally steal two or three yuan from their parents for consumption. Of course, these children have a tragic fate. They return home and get mixed doubles by their parents.

"What's the matter with you?" Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang's angry face, and couldn't help but asked curiously: "Why are you suddenly so angry?"

"It's nothing..."

"Think of some sad past events." Xu Mang sighed and said helplessly: "Don't you want to go to some open-air amusement park? Let's search the Internet where there is a magic city. Such amusement parks are very scarce these days. of."

Words fall,

The two of them sat on a chair, wandering around the web in a greasy and crooked manner, and soon found a post in the local forum. The title of this post inherited the shocking body of UC, and the post was replied more than 1,000 times with more than three hits. More than one hundred thousand.

"Shock! Don't go to the most cheating open-air playground in the magic city! 》

Xu Mang and Xiaoman were fascinated by them. They couldn't help but click on the mouse directly. Looking at the content inside, to sum up, many of them are deceptive. The fee for certain laps is ten yuan for five laps. , The result simply did not fit, and then I listed a few, almost all the same routine.

The person who replied to the post also told the same experience.

The pain of Mang Enteritis: What's so...it's hard to imagine, does the conscience of those who set up the stall hurt? Even the money of seven or eight-year-old children was cheated.

Chen Xi: No, the main force is the children.

One party can pass X: The most cheating is the marbles, five yuan a time, let you play once for free, every time it is fifty and one hundred, and the result is a tragedy if you pay the money.

I'm half open and never hang up: Where?

Basketball player who has played for two and a half years: At the end of XXX Road, it is open one day a week, and it is almost a market.

"..."

"..."

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman read a few replies and glanced at each other. Both of them belonged to the top players, especially Xu Mang... they carried a lot of anger, coupled with collective complaints from netizens, Xu Mang couldn't wait.

"Huh?" Yang Xiaoman said with a worried look: "You said that if we went, would we suffer the same as them? They cheated the money?"

"cut!"

"Think about the boss of the game hall." Xu Mang said with a smile, "Do you think we will be fooled?"

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and said with a puzzled face: "My old lady, I admit that you are very good at catching dolls, but those people are old gangs. Do you think you can beat them? I heard that the gangs and lakes skills of those people are good. Deeper."

Xiaoman's words instantly angered Xu Mang. At this time, he said with disdain: "It's not me who likes to brag. In the afternoon, I will show you what a playground terminator is!"

"Pooh!"

"Give yourself a nickname again." Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and suddenly said with a blushing face: "I used to say what kind of perpetual motion machine he was, but it was not the last to call an emergency call."

Xu Mang: 囧

This...

That did not take into account that you have practiced Sanda!

"Don't stop in the afternoon, let's go now." Yang Xiaoman suggested: "That place is a little bit off. It will take a while to drive past."

"Oh..."

Following Xiaoman's advice, Xu Mang drove her to the most cheating amusement park in the magic city.

Half an hour later,

The two successfully arrived at the playground mentioned on the Internet, let alone... there are so many people. Not only are parents bringing their children, but there are also many couples at first glance, and some of them are very young. , You can know the puppy love without guessing.

"Ugh?"

"Look at those two people." Yang Xiaoman looked at a couple not far away and said with a smile: "Does it look like the first time we were dating?"

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Have I made an appointment with you?

It seems that I haven't officially confessed it, so I became a couple in a daze...

of course,

Xu Mang didn't dare to talk about these things with Xiao Man, who knows if this woman will be stimulated, and her anger soars. Since the qualitative change, Xiao Man's nerves have become more and more sensitive, and she doesn't know what the situation is.

"Go!"

"First eat something." Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang's arm and walked to a row of food stalls nearby, but Xiaoman soon shut himself down.

It's not grilled, fried, or messed up.

Facing these,

Yang Xiaoman will not eat even if he is killed. Some things will affect the skin if he eats them.

But Xu Mang ate very happily. Some grilled gluten, mutton skewers, shrimp cakes, and rice **** greeted Xiaoman by his side... almost not kicking him to death.

"Give me a bite of this rice ball!" Yang Xiaoman looked at the rice ball in Xu Mang's hand, and said squeaky: "Hurry up...I'm going to starve to death. I'm going to eat you. Will a rice ball die?"

Aside,

Yang Xiaoman grabbed the rice ball in Xu Mang's hand and ate it in small bites.

Facing this scene, Xu Mang felt his heart...Two years ago, he drank a bottle of water she had drunk, and then was beaten up. Now his mouth is about to rot. It's really impermanent and it becomes too fast. !

"What are you looking at?"

"Is it hungry?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said with a blushing face: "I'm so stupid..."

Xu Mang said with a gloomy expression: "Xiaoman... the whole world is changing, the only thing that remains unchanged is your height, here, there, yes... and your temper."

however,

Xiaoman was not angry this time, but just glanced at Xu Mang with a calm face, and said blankly: "So what, you can't escape my mother and my Wuzhishan."

Xu Mang: (lll￢ω￢)

Makes sense!

There is no way to refute it!

After eating and having enough energy, Xu Mang and Xiaoman strolled around the amusement park. Not to mention the endless number of people who set up the stalls. After inquiring, I found out that setting up a stall here costs two hundred per day. Block, tell the owner of the venue, what is the money.

"I want to play this!" Yang Xiaoman pointed to the plastic gun to hit the balloon, and said to Xu Mang beside him: "Hurry up!"

Under the force of force, Xu Mang stood in front of the stall and asked a young man of five big and three rough: "How many times?"

"Ten dollars and ten bullets, hit eight balloons to get a small doll, nine balloons to get a middle doll, and all of them hit a big doll!" The strong man glanced at Xu Mang, and said blankly.

Ugh?

Wrong!

The kid just passed a five yuan sheet, how could it rise to ten yuan in an instant?

How can this price increase be as easy as breathing?

"Pay the money!" Yang Xiaoman urged: "Hurry up!"

Hearing Xiaoman's words, Xu Mang was so angry. Fortunately, the old man would make money. Otherwise, with Xiaoman's prodigal ability, ordinary people would really not be able to support it.

Without any choice,

Xu Mang handed a sheet of ten yuan, then Yang Xiaoman snapped at the balloon.

One piece per second,

Ten seconds in total...

at this time,

Xiaoman was holding the air gun and looked confused, my old lady, I hit a balloon with ten bullets? impossible? Is it really blind?

"Still playing?"

"Put down the toy gun if you don't play." The strong man urged: "There are still people behind to play!"

Suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman hit the balloon and said angrily to Xu Mang: "Give me the money!"

Seeing Xiaoman’s expression at this time, Xu Mang knew that this woman was probably on the top again, everything was okay...the outcome was too heavy. Once he lost the game and was mocked by others, the whole person would explode. Then get into the loop.

after that,

Xu Mang handed the brawny ten dollars again, and after ten seconds, Xiaoman had another tragedy.

"Pay the money!"

"Pay the money!"

"Pay the money!"

After contributing more than one hundred yuan, Yang Xiaoman was going crazy. She even suspected that there was a problem with her IQ, but she soon discovered some clues that this toy gun has been manipulated and can control its trajectory.

"Hey!"

"This toy gun won't work!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "I want to change it!"

This brawny man is not a good person either. He has a blue dragon tattooed on his arm, and he knows that he is a messenger.

At this moment, when he heard Yang Xiaoman's words, he immediately became furious: "If you like to play or not, get out!"

In general,

Ordinary couples may be scared off. After all, one thing is more like one less thing, but today he encountered two very boring stubborn stubbornness. Xu Mang was not afraid of fear in high school, and likes to win with IQ. Yang Xiaoman has won the national youth Group Sanda champion.

"you!"

Yang Xiaoman was just about to curse, but Xu Mang stopped him and couldn't help looking at him curiously.

"Don't panic!"

"See if I won't win until he goes bankrupt." Xu Mang leaned into Xiaoman's ear with a smile, and said lightly.

Words fall,

He raised his head and said to the brawny: "Ten more shots!"

Hand over money,

Take ten plastic bullets.

Xu Mang weighed the toy gun in his hand, which was much heavier than when he was a child.

The girl was playing shooting games. The brawny man didn't worry much, but when Xu Mang got the toy gun, he started to pay attention. He had to look at the young man's strength first, and then consider cheating.

but...

Xu Mang is still the same Xu Mang, and his performance is worse than Xiaoman.

cut!

It turned out to be a free delivery.

After witnessing Xu Mang's strength, the strong man was completely relieved.

at this time,

Xiaoman is so angry, this level is worse than my old lady, how can I have the face to say that I won until bankruptcy?

"Ten more shots!" Xu Mang touched his pocket and found that there was no change. He asked calmly, "Can I use WeChat to pay?"

"can!"

"The QR code is here." The strong man pointed to the two QR codes beside him.

Scan code,

Paid.

After getting ten bullets, Xu Mang began to fill up. While filling the bullets, he grinned and said to the brawny man: "If I win all your dolls, will you be fooling? we?"

The brawny man shook his head and said seriously: "I am not such a person!"

but,

Xu Mang didn't worry about this happening.

"Ha~"

[Shooting skills detected, gun skills have been unlocked]

Immediately after,

Xu Mang once again acted out what is called a real baigui, bang bang bang... with his eyes closed and banging.

Pay money,

Nanta~www.wuxiaspot.com~ pay,

Nanta...

The face of the brawny man was full of joy. These two big fools are really philanthropists, and they made two to three hundred yuan in a blink of an eye.

If there are more such fools in this world, then the world will be peaceful!

"Ding!"

"WeChat paid, send me ten more." Xu Mang said with a smile.

Received ten bullets,

Xu Mang filled it and asked curiously: "Are you happy?"

The brawny man froze for a moment, and was a little puzzled by Xu Mang's words.

"I will make you cry next!"

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