I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"cut!"

"What is it that I can't solve it!" Xu Mang suddenly broke away from Xiaoman holding his arm, and said stubbornly: "Apart from the problems of the century like Goldbach's conjecture, there is nothing I can't solve. , Let’s talk about it... I don’t just teach physics, I have taught advanced math classes, and even produced advanced math papers!"

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Xiaoman's cousin looked confused. Isn't he doing physics? How is it related to mathematics again?

"Little Man?"

"What does your husband do?" The cousin asked curiously, "Isn't he engaged in physics? Why is it related to mathematics?"

"This one..."

"Then what...Cousin, you should listen to it seriously anyway." Yang Xiaoman didn't know how to explain it for a while, and said Connaughtly: "Why don't you talk to me about my nephew first? You should go to school now. Right?"

Cousin Xiaoman frowned, looked at Xu Mang who was standing in front of the blackboard, then looked at her cousin, and hurriedly said: "You are at home, he is the dominant one?"

"what?"

"I... what... of course it is me." Yang Xiaoman said awkwardly and politely: "My cousin is in a special situation today, so let him go crazy, so what... he... He is unwell and sick."

Xiaoman's words became more and more confused for his cousin, how could it be related to the disease?

at the same time,

Xu Mang is trying to solve this so-called applied mathematics problem, but...At present, he only knows that this is about finding the limit value, and he doesn't know anything else.

or...

forget it?

finally,

Xu Mang still didn't hold it back, and started cheating silently. It's not that he can't... It would be too time-consuming if he calculated it himself.

"The system...give me the answer to this question."

[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of the answer to this question: 2 (math skills)]

Pay!

moment,

Xu Mang directly wanted to kneel down to the system, is this really different from himself? The idea is exactly the same, it is basically copied, probably in the beast mode, it takes twenty minutes.

"Uh..."

"Xiaoman, let's go!" Xu Mangchong shouted, who was sitting near the flowerbed.

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

what?

Mother, I just finished bragging for you,

Are you doing this to me?

Seeing the empty content on the blackboard, Yang Xiaoman's heart is full of death. In just three minutes, he madly lifted Xu Mang to the sky, almost, just a little bit, in Xiaoman's While boasting, Xu Mang completed all the calculations of Goldbach’s conjecture.

result...

The fantasy bubble was ruthlessly burst.

"Little Man?"

"This...your husband's strength like this?" Cousin Xiaoman was stunned by her cousin just now. She was almost deceived. As a result, the protagonist woke up suddenly and looked at a loss. I don't know what to do.

"Hey!"

"You... don't tell me that you can't?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily at Xu Mang: "This question is very simple for you, right? It only takes five minutes at most for you to pick up the pen and put it down? "

Damn it!

five minutes?

Are you a superman?

Xu Mang reluctantly said: "I have solved it, but it is too time-consuming. Anyway, this problem will not be removed for the time being. I will solve it before I go home. Don't worry... it is not difficult, but it is the calculation process. It’s a bit complicated."

at this time,

How could Xiaoman’s cousin listen to Xu Mang’s words, she had been betrayed once, and could not be a second time, and it was this man who separated herself and her cousin. According to the plan, Xiaoman should be a freshman at Columbia .

Who ever thought,

I was confused and went to study at Fuda in China because I made a boyfriend.

"Humph!"

"Who can't brag?" The cousin glanced at Xu Mang, with a slight scorn in her eyes, and said calmly: "Forget it...no, then I will take you Broadway."

after that,

Yang Xiaoman complained to Xu Mang. Originally, as long as this big idiot solved the problem of his cousin, he would be recognized. Now it's better... Not only did he get nothing, but his reputation was worse than before.

"What's your situation?" Yang Xiaoman asked angrily: "Is this question really difficult?"

"Not difficult."

"But you need to be very careful. As long as any small deviations in the calculation process in the middle, it will cause the whole problem to go wrong." Xu Mang said helplessly: "It is estimated that this is what your cousin did on purpose. I want to talk to some actuary. Related."

"I'm afraid you will be impatient, so you just choose to give up, but don't worry... I will take half an hour before leaving to finish this problem." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Plus Upper America and the flower growers belong to the northern hemisphere, but the latitude is relatively low. I'm afraid you will freeze to death."

Yang Xiaoman angrily stretched his hand to Xu Mang’s waist, twisted it fiercely, and said angrily: "I would rather be frozen to death than my cousin, I would have blown you to the sky. As a result, you fell by yourself, now you are better... She must think the man I was looking for is very unreliable."

"It doesn't matter!"

"You are married to me, not her. My cousin can think whatever she likes." Xu Mang said indifferently: "What's your cousin's situation, I feel a little problematic. I didn't even go home during the New Year. ."

Speaking of cousin,

Yang Xiaoman sighed and said helplessly: "I broke up with my family. I haven't returned to China for ten years..."

"It should be American, right?" Xu Mang asked.

"Ok!"

"Married to a local Chinese in finance." Yang Xiaoman said: "But I am very disgusted with my cousin's husband. This person is a bit arrogant and even more idiot than you... I think he is the best in the world. Niu, but the two are very affectionate."

In the face of other people's family affairs, Xu Mang didn't want to mix too much.

quickly,

After shopping around Broadway, cousin Xiaoman brought her cousin and cousin to a house in a wealthy Manhattan district. Xu Mang had no idea about this, only that it was pretty good...just pretty good.

"Ouch!"

"Xiaoman is here?" A middle-aged man stood at the door, and when he saw Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang, he smiled and asked: "This is your husband, isn't it? It really is a talent."

"..."

"..."

Nima,

So exaggerated!

The first time I met, it was the talent.

"Cousin-in-law is good."

"Hello brother-in-law."

The two greeted each other, and then entered inside. The first feeling after entering was the modern breath rushing over their faces.

at this time,

A little boy ran out, and after seeing Yang Xiaoman, with a face full of surprise, he hurried to Xiaoman's side and shouted respectfully: "Hello, auntie..."

"Ok."

"Very good." Yang Xiaoman touched the little boy's head and said with a smile: "How are your academic performances recently? Are there any firsts in the class?"

"Have!"

"I have always been number one in the class." The little boy said proudly, but he quickly noticed a man sitting next to his cousin.

"This is your uncle." Yang Xiaoman pointed to Xu Mang beside him.

"..."

"Hello, Uncle Ciao." The little boy shouted at Xu Mang.

Xu Mang, who suddenly became an elder, was full of seriousness, and his tone began to sink low, saying, "Okay..."

after that,

The little boy was ruthlessly driven by his mother to do his homework.

Then the cousin came to the living room and started chatting with the young couple. The content of the chat could not be boasting about how much he earned the year before, how much he earned last year, and what kind of car he planned to change to a more advanced house.

His various behaviors puzzled Xu Mang, is this crazy? He actually brags about how rich he is in front of Xiaoman, and he is very sick!

When the cousin's husband withdrew and left, Xu Mang hurriedly asked: "What's the situation? Don't you know you live in the mine?"

"Ok!"

"Because the cousin and the family fell out, we did not attend her wedding, and the cousin was reluctant to mention our affairs, so the cousin-in-law didn't know us at all, thinking we were that kind of...normal family." Yang Xiaoman explained.

but,

During the meal, Xu Mang knew that his cousin was actually very nice. Whenever something happened to the flower family, he would raise a huge sum of money. Xu Mang gave him a calculation. In ten years, he had donated nearly 100 in total. Ten thousand U.S. dollars.

Therefore, Xu Mang's senses have changed. Although this person likes to show off, his character is not bad.

"Xiao Xu?"

"What's your job?" the cousin asked: "Should be a student like Xiaoman?"

"I am a professor of physics." Xu Mang said with a smile: "The one who teaches college students and is also responsible for the research of some scientific research projects. I am a scientific research educator."

"professor?"

"You are a professor at such a young age?" The cousin was taken aback, and quickly recovered his natural expression, and said to Xu Mang: "But the professor can't make a lot of money, or if you come to the United States, I will take you to make a lot of money. You can drive in a luxury car and live in a luxury house in three years."

Xu Mang was depressed and said helplessly: "No need, I'm pretty good in China."

Had dinner,

The cousin is cleaning the room, while Xu Mang and Xiaoman are sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching the boring news that explodes.

at this time,

The cousin's husband took the laptop and sat on the sofa beside him, chatting with Xu Mang and Xiaoman while working.

Unbearable Xu Mang asked, "Cousin-in-law...what are you doing?"

"analysis."

"Do you know the Bayesian formula?" The cousin said with a smile: "By the way, I forgot to tell you, I am a PhD in mathematics from Columbia University."

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

The whole family has something to do with mathematics.

Really served.

Xu Mang got up and sat next to his cousin's husband and looked at the content on his screen curiously. Normally, this is classified, but his cousin does not matter. He doesn't think Xu Mang can understand it. After all, it is a very professional mathematical probability field. .

"Since Xiao Xu is interested in you, I will tell you from beginning to end what I am doing." My cousin was full of vanity and said with a smile: "I am predicting the market prospects and analyzing future fluctuations... Here..."

Papa papa... the talk is endless.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman saw a scene that made her laugh and laugh. Xu Mang, a professor of physics at FSU, sat on the side listening to a doctoral student giving him a class.

Haha!

Big idiot~www.wuxiaspot.com~ I can’t think you have today!

About ten minutes later, the cousin finally finished the lesson for Xu Mang, just when he was still waiting...

"Cousin-in-law?"

"Uh?"

"This is wrong..." Xu Mang pointed to a certain piece of analysis data on the screen, and said seriously: "And it's very wrong."

By coincidence,

The cousin walked out of the room. Seeing my husband's face of disdain, my curiosity arose.

"What are you two discussing?" Xiaoman's cousin asked.

"Xiao Xu thinks I am wrong." The cousin said proudly: "But how could I be wrong."

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