I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　 There is a kind of shock called horror, another kind of horror called horror like this, and a kind of surprise called Xu Mang got full marks in the English test.

at this time,

　　 Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang’s paper with a confused expression. Is this the score obtained by cheating? Soon... this idea was shattered, even though Xu Mang likes to speculate and take some less bright roads, but the geographical environment at the time made it almost impossible for him to cheat.

　　On the podium alone, with Teacher Wu sitting next to him, he gave him 200 courage and dare not cheat!

Moreover,

　　 English is not like other subjects. For example, there is a dictation link in language, mathematics requires formulas, politics, geography, history... only English, opening textbooks has no effect at all.

　　 will ask later!

　　 An idiot who didn't even know English phonetic symbols, suddenly got a full score in a relatively closed environment... I can only say hell!

　　 soon,

　　 Xu Mang came to the classroom with bread, milk and a bowl of instant noodles, but was judged by the sharp eyes from Yang Xiaoman.

"what happened?"

　　 "It feels like a prisoner is being tried." Xu Mang was a little at a loss. Why did it happen suddenly.

and many more!

　　 Could she have discovered something?

　　 Xu Mang shrank his head and asked carefully: "Did you find something?"

"Humph!"

　　 "What do you mean?!" Yang Xiaoman said with a black face.

　　 Over!

　　 Seeing this, I must know.

Xu Mang sighed, and said with a gray face: "Actually, I didn't mean it that day...I like to eat the steamed buns from that house very much. The skin is thin and the meat is juicy. Of course, I am also to blame for not grasping the range of the gravy splashing. "

Uh?

What is he saying?

　　 steamed stuffed buns, gravy, splashing... what is this and what?

　　 Yang Xiaoman looked dumbfounded, and asked him about the English test papers. What kind of meat buns did he give you? After eating meat buns, the English paper can get full marks?

　　 "Actually, you are also at fault... Whoever told you to stand there said that bullets have no eyes, and so is the flying gravy!" Xu Mang said without embarrassment, "Leave five to five responsibilities."

　　 At this time,

　　 Yang Xiaoman finally reacted, the mystery of the world-who splashed my head with gravy, finally got the answer today! No wonder... the first time I saw this guy, I felt that this guy was very familiar, and his feelings were the enemy of injustice!

　　 once,

　　 Yang Xiaoman suspected Xu Mang, but he could not produce any evidence. If he was wronged, the character of this guy might cause you endless trouble.

　　 But now... no more hiring!

"It's you!?"

Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he exploded. He stood on tiptoe and grabbed Xu Mang's collar. He shouted angrily: "You dared to splash my head with meat buns that day. Do you know that was a humiliating experience in my life? Me. .. I... I played with you!"

　　 Xu Mang was beaten miserably,

　　 Fortunately, Yang Xiaoman left a trace of humanity and gave him a chance to catch his breath, otherwise Xu Mang would explain it here today.

　　 "Stop looking in the mirror!"

"There is no shame!" Yang Xiaoman drank the milk, looked at Xu Mang holding his own mirror, and looked at his face to the left and right to the right. He was very neurotic, and could not help but said: "Even if the phase is broken, it's okay, you Anyway, I’m lonely."

I...

　　 This woman must have a problem!

Xu Mang frowned, and said solemnly: "Are you going to marry me in the future? Otherwise, you always talk about being lonely and dying...instill a negative thought, brainwash me slowly, and then you are a violent airport. Come in while it's empty?!"

"Humph!"

　　 "Die this heart!" Xu Mang said contemptuously: "My face belongs to the whole world!"

"you!"

Yang Xiaoman clenched his fists, but didn't beat him, his physical strength was limited...I've beaten him just now, and there is not enough time, the classmates finished lunch immediately, in case they are educating Xu Mang, the classmates will come Just a little embarrassing.

　　 "I will clean up you tonight!" Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look, then threw Xu Mang's paper into his arms and said, "You can explain it to me!"

Explanation?

　　 Explain what?

　　 Xu Mang looked at his own paper, then at Yang Xiaoman, who was full of anger, and asked curiously: "What do you mean?"

　　 "It took you more than ten minutes to finish this paper, and the result was a perfect score. Don't you think you need to explain it?" Yang Xiaoman said.

"This..."

　　 "Isn't this a basic operation?" Xu Mang shrugged, his face was nonchalant: "If you have to explain...uh...I'm a genius!"

moron!

　　 wrong!

　　 Shameless idiot!

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang again, took back the paper, thought for a moment, and said, "Since you are so good in English, why do you always hand in blank papers and don’t even write your name? Teacher Wu always scolds you. Isn't it cheap?"

"Ugh..."

　　 Xu Mang sighed, looked up at the sky through the window, and said, "I just don't want others to know my excellence."

　　 Yang Xiaoman collapsed.

　　...

　　 Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang's papers and found Teacher Wu directly. Since he is really a genius, why hide it?

"Professor Wu?"

　　 "Are you free?" Yang Xiaoman asked politely.

　　 "Little Man?"

　　 Teacher Wu saw Yang Xiaoman with a smile on his face: "Are you here to ask about the grades? Don't worry, you got full marks again!"

Although as a teacher you can’t treat every student differently, there may be no one who can do this. People’s minds are all grown in flesh. Knowing whether it’s good or bad, knowing which is more important, Yang Xiaoman belongs to all teachers. Treasure in the palm.

　　 "No... Teacher Wu, you are misunderstood. I am not here to ask about the results. I want to talk to you about Xu Mang. UU reading www.uukanshu.com" Yang Xiaoman said.

　　 "Xu Mang?"

　　 "What's wrong with him?" Teacher Wu was puzzled: "Did he bully you? Don't worry, I'll go to Lao Lin now and change your position."

　　 "No, no, no!"

　　 "He... he didn't bully me."

　　 Speaking of bullying,

　　 Yang Xiaoman couldn't help but blush.

　　 "So what's the matter?" Teacher Wu was a little confused.

　　 "Well... you didn't take away Xu Mang's paper today." Yang Xiaoman said: "I looked at his paper, he...he... got a very good score."

"what?!"

　　 Teacher Wu froze for a moment, and said in shock: "A good grade? Did this kid pass the exam again?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman shook his head.

　　 "Seventy points?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman shook his head again.

　　"..."

　　 "Don't tell me, this guy got a perfect score?" Teacher Wu smiled.

"Correct!"

　　 "He got a perfect score!"

　　 When Yang Xiaoman said that Xu Mang had a perfect score on the test, even she felt very happy, not knowing why... so relieved.

　　 Teacher Wu was silent for a long time. She felt that this matter was a bit big, because Xu Mang seemed to have affected Yang Xiaoman’s IQ. You must know that in this world, idiots are contagious!

　　 "Xiaoman, don't worry!"

　　 "The teacher will definitely rescue you from Xu Mang's claws, this guy...I don't care if he is stupid, but he even passed the stupidity to you, and I was angry!" Teacher Wu said angrily.

what?

　　This... how could this be? !

　　 How bad is that guy's character?

　　......