I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

a whole day,

Xu Mang lay in bed for a whole day, and finally it was 8 o’clock the next morning. Then he opened his eyes and found that he was empty around him, his head was a little bit distended, and he fell into a daze mode, thinking about people and Art and natural things.

By the way...

There is a posture that can reach the soul, I don’t know what it looks like.

"what?"

"Awake?" Yang Xiaoman walked into the room and saw Xu Mang sitting on the head of the bed, staring at the front with his eyes staring at the front, like the old idiot who was sleeping all day long. Looking through the window at the empty playground.

"what?"

"How long did I sleep?" Xu Mang asked.

"It's been a long time at least twenty hours." Yang Xiaoman sat beside Xu Mang, leaning his head lightly on his shoulder, and said softly: "Don't do this next time, you know your face was bad at that time, I I thought your deadline was approaching."

"..."

"It's not being destroyed by you." Xu Mang gave a white look and said helplessly: "I used to be able to stay up for three days and three nights and play games all day in front of the computer. Since I met you, I couldn't carry it all day and night. Living."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman was almost out of breath.

Obviously you did it yourself,

Pushed on my old mother again... Annoying!

"Hey!"

"You're such a bastard!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily, "It's because of your poor health, lack of exercise and nothing to do with me, always point the finger at me, do you think I am now correcting my evil, and my fist will not hit you? Nose, so it can be lawless?"

"No, no!"

"I..."

"Huh?" Xu Mang reacted and hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called Professor Li Aimin to ask about the production progress of the crystal. According to his previous statement, the crystal should have been completed long ago.

however...

Xu Mang was told that because the producer was preparing for the food festival, the construction period was stalled. After another week, the crystal will be completed.

Food Festival?

What is this?

"Little Man?"

"Our school has a food festival?" Xu Mang looked at her with a dazed expression, and asked curiously: "Is it the same as the high school food festival?"

"Hmm!"

"It can be said to be exactly the same!" Yang Xiaoman nodded and said hurriedly: "But the scale is much larger than in high school. Each campus has its own special food festival, so there are also different programs. For example, this campus is Spicy eating contest, and my campus is a big appetite contest."

what?

Are they so boring at university?

Xu Mang was speechless for a while. When he was in high school, he tried the so-called spicy eating competition. Although he won the competition in the end, he also sent the second place to the hospital for gastric lavage. Of course, he got on the ambulance by the way. Go to the hospital for gastric lavage, but...

Tragedy was still the next day.

"Idiot?"

"I remember you can eat spicy food." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "This time the prizes are huge. The first place in the spicy eating competition in this campus can get the right to eat in the cafeteria for four years, and my campus has a big stomach. King competition, one-year Starbucks free coffee, you can get a cup every day."

Damn it!

So awesome?

Xu Mang was said to be a little excited. Although the free Starbucks for a year is only three hundred and sixty-five cups, it is not a few dollars to calculate, but in the principle of free, Xu Mang decided to all awards. Pack it home.

Correct!

The once great demon is back!

By the way,

Can cut a wave...

"Hey!"

"Don't think about cutting the leeks." Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang's gradually wicked expression, knowing that he must be thinking about it, and hurriedly said: "My old lady, I was cutting the leeks outside, and my conscience received a lot of condemnation. Can you be a person?"

"..."

"Aren't you cutting foreign leeks?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

"Foreigners are also humans... They are all a species." Yang Xiaoman sighed and said calmly: "And your methods are too low-level to maximize benefits."

This Nima...

Xu Mang shrank his neck. He knew financial stuff was terrible before, but he never thought that it was so terrible that Xiaoman's daily income was so high, so how many foreign leeks had to be cut.

"Little Man?"

"Uh?"

"Why didn't you cut the leeks with me in high school?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "If we cut together at the time, we two would have won the middle school."

"At that time..."

"I didn't study economics." Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips: "I thought you were pretty good at the time, but now it seems that you are fraud and crime!"

Xu Mang: 囧

Nima,

It's really embarrassing to have a wife who can make money.

If it's ordinary money, then forget it. The problem is that this wife can make money... a BMW with a start of seven a day.

of course,

As the funds continue to accumulate, the money earned will gradually rise. If this continues...no surprises, it will accumulate 500 million after a year.

This...

How does this make money?

It really is a high IQ game.

after that,

Xu Mang took a brief wash after getting up, and then ate the quick-frozen glutinous rice **** cooked by Xiaoman, which was stuffed with pork suet and sesame, a specialty of Ning City.

"Is this from the tank duck dog?"

"How do you know?" Yang Xiaoman nodded: "I bought it online. I bought three packs."

"The taste of lard is relatively strong, and the sesame filling is very thick." Xu Mang ate glutinous rice **** very quickly, only one in a few seconds, and soon he dried all 20 glutinous rice balls.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman was dumbfounded. This is like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit.

The afternoon was fairly leisurely. Xu Mang was lying on the sofa, playing games and listening to relaxing music. During the relaxing time, he was interrupted by a phone call. He picked it up and saw that it was Brother Chuanxiao calling. of.

"Hey?"

"Xu Mang?" Brother Chuan Xiao's voice reached Xu Mang's ears. "We recently discovered a relatively rare pattern of Roentgen rays. In the star system of MAXIJ1621501, we noticed a strange point. This point is in space. Blast piano rays outward at unpredictable frequencies."

"what?"

"What then?" Xu Mang asked.

"At present, we only know that this is a binary star system that contains both an ordinary star and a black hole or a neutron star." Brother Chuan Xiao said: "Neutron stars and black holes can produce unpredictable roentgen ray patterns when absorbing material from the companion star. "

"but..."

"The binary system we detected is different from the publicly recognized binary system, and the frequency is different." Brother Chuan Xiao said seriously: "I will send the information to your mailbox later, and see if you can find out. problem."

"Oh..."

hang up,

Xu Mang stretched his waist and walked to the computer silently.

Soon I received an email from Brother Chuan Xiao, clicked it and read it, and found a lot of interesting things. Xu Mang has made a lot of contributions in astrophysics, especially in the area of ​​black holes, among which is the most powerful. It proves that the conservation of information is the basic law of the universe.

Let Hawking radiate another step forward.

"Uh?"

"Why... why there is such a problem?" Xu Mang found a strange place in the process of reading the materials. The materials clearly stated that the roentgen rays produced by the neutron star thermonuclear explosion had a fixed pattern, approximately every time. Repeat it every seventy-eight days.

but...

is it possible?

How to explain this 78-day cycle, but there is an unpredictable pattern?

Xu Mang tried everything he could, but couldn't find a perfect explanation. It happened that Yang Xiaoman returned home and found Xu Mang at work, his expression gradually becoming angry.

"Hey!"

"You promised me a good rest, why are you reading the information again?" Yang Xiaoman said dissatisfiedly.

"just looking around."

"Brother Chuanxiao called me just now and sent me a copy of information." Xu Mang said with a smile, "I don't want to watch it... until the food festival is over, this period of time... let's have fun. ."

after that,

Xu Mang called Brother Chuan Xiao and told him that there is no time recently. He would wait a few days before replying. Then he invited several of them to participate in this food festival together. At first, several people were hesitant, but they kept on seeing Hu Jie. Under the urging, they all agreed.

Mainly for fun!

...

The festival atmosphere is getting stronger and stronger. Many classes have sent students with the best cooking skills of their own. As the deputy director of the physics department, Xu Mang went to see the preparation work of each class in the physics department.

The situation is pretty good. Most of them are Sichuan-Chongqing delicacies, such as cold rabbit, cold beef, cold duck gizzard and so on.

"Professor Xu!"

When a student saw Xu Mang taking his girlfriend to inspect the work, his face was nervous.

"take it easy."

"I'm not a bad person." Xu Mang asked with a smile, "I bought it online?"

"..."

"Yeah!" The student nodded and said cautiously: "Professor Xu...Don't be so loud, it will be finished if others hear it."

Xu Mang said helplessly, "This...how much do you plan to sell?"

"At least double it."

"???"

"???"

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were taken aback when they heard what the student said.

Damn it!

Isn't your heart too dark?

Saying goodbye to such sellers, Xu Mang and Xiaoman came to the second-year optics booth. This was selling skewers, but Xu Mang, as a professor, rubbed a few other skewers, and while eating skewers, he asked: "How much is one?"

"Just your beef slab...15 yuan!" a girl said with a smile: "No discount at all!"

Xu Mang: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

This...

Is it so arrogant?

after that,

The two of them strolled around and found that the students of the Physics Department are doing business very straight, without any twists and turns. They set prices randomly, regardless of whether the customer’s wallet can bear the price. , In short, is stubborn.

The next day,

The real food festival has begun.

Xu Mang brought several brother Chuanxiao to the campus at the school gate, and then they parted ways, each looking for food on this campus.

but...

Xu Mang did not bring any money, he and Xiaoman decided to take it for nothing.

soon,

The two of them sat on the edge of the flower bed, eating the rainbow marshmallows they had just brought over for free. In just one hour, they ate all the delicacies of a department without paying any money. Xu Mang gave it to him at first, but the student Don't live or die.

"Ugh..."

"This year's spicy competition is very exciting, and last year's champion is back." A student said excitedly: "Do you know how much he ate before? Three cans of death chili sauce, you say it's awesome? Most people go straight to the West. !"

"Fuck..."

"This...it's too late to get to the hospital, right?" another student asked in horror.

"No no no!"

"When the food festival comes, do you know which department is the happiest?" The classmate said mysteriously: "The Department of Medicine... an annual clinical trial opportunity, led by their mentor, for students who have problems. See a doctor."

"hiss!"

"Horrible!"

At this time ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ the other two also joined the chat.

However, the two revealed a special news. On the second floor of the gymnasium, someone opened a free quiz game for tonight's spicy competition. The game was played under the framework of a rule, and the price was vouchers from various shops in the school!

"..."

"..."

Xu Mang and Xiaoman looked at each other.

at this time,

Silence is better than sound!

......

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