I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Chapter 451: Real technology (two/three)

at this time,

There are still twenty minutes before the so-called spicy competition.

Bai gave people Xu Mang sitting in the corner, holding his mobile phone and looking at the information about the so-called Reaper Chili. When he was in high school, he bought a pack of Reaper Chili. With the skill of sneaking snacks in class, he successfully integrated himself into the medical treatment. room.

Carolina Grim Reaper, a super chili bred in South Carolina, was the hottest chili in the world seven years ago, with an average hotness of 1.6 million SHU and a subversion value of 2.2 million SHU.

This...

Isn't this dying!

Xu Mang shrank his head. According to this degree of spiciness, a bottle of death chili is basically a farewell to life, but I heard people say that last year the first one ate three bottles, then it shows a problem... the death chili sauce is fake. Yes, it's just a gimmick to scare people.

It is estimated that it has been diluted, otherwise, according to this kind of spicyness, the soul will reach the peak in one bite.

"Classmates?"

"Looking at your frowning face, it seems that you have encountered some problems." Xu Mang noticed a boy nearby with a deadly expression. He hadn't eaten hot sauce yet, and his expression was too rich.

"Professor Xu..."

"Nothing." The boy smiled bitterly: "I just received a notice that my girlfriend asked me to win the first place in the spicy competition. If it is not the first place, I will break up."

I...

This...

Isn't it too cruel?

Xu Mang looked at the young man in horror, unable to imagine how much pressure he was under. Perhaps... it was the girl's routine, and he had to punish the young man before breaking up.

"I don't usually have any abilities, but when it comes to the relationship between men and women, I still have a bit of savvy." Xu Mang said seriously: "You can tell me about you, and I can help you answer it."

"what?"

"Professor Xu... are you still a relationship expert?" The student was stunned for a moment and looked at each other with an incredible expression: "Actually... I don't know what happened. She asked me to participate in this competition. I thought it was just to join in the fun, but..."

Xu Mang thought for a while, silently patted the student on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "If you want to live a good life, you must have a little green on your head. If you want to do something big, you will be done!"

Words fall,

The student's expression was almost twisted together.

Damn it!

This is the legendary love expert? This is clearly an expert in adding blocking!

After saving a young man who was lost in the world of Huahua, Xu Mang returned to his seat and made a call to Xiaoman. Anyway, bored was also bored.

"Hey?"

"Xiaoman?" Xu Mang said with a sigh, "chat with me?"

"..."

"Now I finally know my role, my mother?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'm busy now, helping you cut the leeks. You didn't cherish my old lady when I was free. Now when I get busy, you will regret it. , Tell you two big words...no time!"

Snapped!

The call was dropped.

Xu Mang looked at his phone with a dazed expression.

soon,

The so-called race begins.

Xu Mang was the last to play. As the finale, his identity was there after all, and many people here came to watch Xu Mang eating hot sauce. The person in charge naturally arranged Xu Mang to the end.

When he appeared on the stage, the crowd cheered.

"Huh!"

"Hello?" The host took the microphone and tried the tone twice, and hurriedly walked to Xu Mang's side, and asked respectfully: "Professor Xu... are you nervous now?"

"what?"

"Not nervous... the focus is on participating." Xu Mang said with a smile: "In fact, I'm just a vain guy, the main thing is to experience the spicy sauce competition."

"Oh..."

"Professor Xu is still very sincere and does not play routines with us." The girl said with a smile, "Then let's ask..."

after that,

It was a boring questioning session, but the girl had very poor skills in arching fire, and the three strong men showed harmony, and there was no gunpowder at all.

Xu Mang couldn’t stand it anymore. After paying for the arching skills, he snatched the microphone from the girl’s hand, walked to a certain female player, and said seriously: "Classmate...you were third last year. Which place do you want to be this year? Is it the first one or the humiliating third?"

"I..."

"This..." The female player was dumbfounded and looked at Xu Mang in horror.

"I want to be number one."

The girl casually dealt with it.

Xu Mang nodded, looked at another female player, and asked curiously: "Classmate...someone wants to grab your first place, what do you want to say to her?"

"Then see the real chapter on the court!" The girl said confidently, "I won't lose anyway!"

Xu Mang glanced at the last boy, he was last year's champion.

"Student Wang?"

"Have you heard?" Xu Mang asked solemnly: "First of all, I am not a picker, but if this can be tolerated, it will be the same for swallowing manure!"

Words fall,

The students underneath are going crazy.

Isn't this the one to pick things?

I have seen an arching fire, but I have never seen such an arching fire...

Under Xu Mang's catalysis, the atmosphere became a bit fiery.

"Now I declare..."

"The spicy food contest has officially started!"

As soon as the host’s voice fell,

The contestants held hot sauce in their left hand and a spoon in their right hand, frantically delivering the hot sauce to their mouths, while they were full of pain and frantic death.

but...

There is one exception.

Xu Mang just opened the bottle cap and smelled the hot sauce inside. The pungent chili scent rushed to his forehead for an instant, almost not dead.

Fuck...

Can this be eaten?

Xu Mang carefully observed the surroundings, and found that the surrounding players were working hard, eating hot sauce frantically, and Xu Mang was a little at a loss.

finally,

There was still a bit of hot sauce on the tip of his tongue, and the feeling of instant destruction swept through his brain, and he almost didn't kill him.

The students also noticed Xu Mang's dying expression.

"Ugh!"

"Professor Xu really can't eat spicy food!" A student said with a grin: "Look at it... this look like a lifeless expression, I think Professor Xu is going to die!"

"Yes!"

"I don't know what Professor Xu thinks... I came to the abuser if he was good." A boy next to him smiled, "How much do you think Professor Xu can eat?"

"Uh..."

"It's probably just a spoonful." The previous student said seriously: "Although it is diluted hot sauce, the spiciness is still very strong. If you don't have a long-term spicy habit, you can't stand it at all. Professor Xu is from Jiangnan. , There is no habit of eating spicy food."

Because of Xu Mang's rich expression, the melon-eating crowd picked up the mobile phone and took a picture of this mobile emoji.

moment,

Xu Mang’s emoticon package for eating hot sauce swept the entire network. Major forums, Weibo, and portals all have Xu Mang’s expression when eating hot sauce, but what people did not expect is that Xu Mang’s hot sauce emoji package did not let people Feel disgusted.

instead,

Xu Mang’s painful expression was very popular when he ate hot sauce. Many people thought that doing scientific research was a rigid type. However, Professor Xu Mang broke other people’s stereotypes and scientific researchers are also ordinary people.

They also feel pain when facing hot sauce.

"Professor Xu is so cute..."

"so cute!"

"By the way, this hot sauce is really so spicy?"

...

at the same time,

Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang’s post through the school forum, clicked it in and almost didn’t laugh, let alone... it’s really cute, I want to eat but I don’t want to eat, but after eating Parting from death.

It's worthy of being a master of drama!

"Ugh?"

"Sister Xiaoman!" A girl sitting next to her hurriedly handed her mobile phone to Yang Xiaoman and said with a smile: "Your husband is on fire again, and I took a look. Basically, all the messages were girls. "

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄︿ ̄)

Impressed!

This **** is not handsome, how come women are so good?

But think about it carefully, although this guy has a good relationship with women, he hasn't gotten into trouble so far. This is commendable.

"Sister Xiaoman?"

"This... Can Professor Xu win the championship?" This girl is Yang Xiaoman's apprentice, two years older than Xiaoman, but her age does not prevent her from calling other sisters. In addition, she has witnessed Yang Xiaoman's financial tactics. Shocked beyond words.

"no problem."

"Your Professor Xu...cannot be judged by normal human thinking." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Anyway...come as planned!"

"Ok!"

after that,

Because of Xu Mang’s magical performance, the number of people who bought Xu Mang’s win has been zero, and Yang Xiaoman’s point of cutting the leek was not on Xu Mang, but on the top three players last year. Of course, just in case, relying on With strong capital, Yang Xiaoman has monopolized this quiz market.

at first,

There were a few overpowered people who came in with hundreds of thousands, but they were instantly strangled by the Xiaoman gang.

After that, no one came in again.

"I think there is something unfair. Why is there no quiz about Professor Xu's ranking?" A student said: "Unfair!"

"Are you crazy?"

"This is clearly the last one. Do you think you will be given this free guess?" Another student said helplessly, "I am not a fool."

"It's hard to say."

"Perhaps Professor Xu eats a little and eats a little like this. After 30 minutes, he may have a miracle." The student explained before: "Do you think I make sense?"

Another student sighed: "Spicy competition is about weight. Just Professor Xu's amount... half an hour is at most half a spoonful. Others start with a spoonful. What can you compare to others?"

The voice just fell,

A strong man rushed in and said to the two of them: "The big thing is not good..."

"???"

"???"

The arrival of the big man made the two feel nervous.

"White..."

"I'm here for the quiz for nothing!" said the brawny man: "Hurry up and buy...the odds of zero and two, free money!"

"What?"

"What free money?"

"Professor Xu!" the strong man said breathlessly: "Professor Xu's ranking has been guessed!"

Damn it!

Just mentioning this, it came in a blink of an eye?

...

Time passed by every minute,

Soon Xu Mang survived fifteen minutes, according to Xiaoman's script prompt... Xu Mang had to change his previous attitude, from being timid like a mouse to seeing death as home.

"???"

"???"

"???"

Damn it!

Professor Xu finally ate half a spoon!

A small step for individuals, a big step for mankind!

but...

The people in the audience saw Xu Mang's expression become a little weird, and then he was stuck on the stage motionless like a candle. He had closed himself.

at this time,

The spicy sauce competition has reached a fever pitch. Except for Xu Mang, a free player, the speed and weight of the other twenty or thirty people are greater than before.

However, the top three are still the old three.

Wang Binbin,

Zhou Haitao,

Mu Ci.

The results of the three are among the same.

Time continues to pass, and many people have reached the point of collapse, picking up the milk on the side, and starting to relieve the spice in the mouth. The rule is that if you drink a sip of milk, it is deemed that the game is over.

There are still the last three minutes,

Wang Binbin, Zhou Haitao, and Mu Ci began their final struggle, and the top three will be decided in the last three minutes.

now,

The distance ends,

Only seventy seconds left!

Xu Mang awakened from the turbulent state and glanced at the only three players left.

almost,

It's time to show real technology!

......

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