I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down
Chapter 48: Self-destruction of scholars
When Xu Mang returned home, his mother had prepared some nutritious meals from WeChat public articles. Xu Mang had reminded that those public articles were deceptive, but he was scolded instead.
about this,
Xu Mang didn't care about it, anyway, it seemed that he could still eat it anyway, at least it wasn't a series of raw food, if it got to that point, he could only take forceful measures.
Of course, Xu Mang would not just sit back and wait. Any official account that his mother forwarded to him was a rumor report. With the efforts of these days, Xu Mang successfully ended six bad official accounts.
"Mom... Doesn't it seem to be salt?" Xu Mang was very painful, too light...
"What do you know."
"Your mother, I read the article. A person's daily salt intake is six to eight grams. Eating more salt is not good for your health." Xu Mu said earnestly: "In the future, we will not put salt in our dishes!"
Nima!
Don’t put salt...this dish just lost the soul!
Can't survive the mother's nagging, Xu Mang silently ate a ‘healthy’ supper without salt. He originally wanted to activate his skills about food without salt, but forget it... after all, this is a maternal love.
turn on computer,
Xu Mang sent a WeChat message to Yang Xiaoman.
The dream of female creatures in the universe: I’ll play the game right away... Add me, I’m called ‘Arson of Heart’
Life: Why is your name so weird?
The dream of female creatures in the universe: Are you in charge?
Daily life: how? There is something wrong with your tone, do you have an opinion on my old lady?
Xu Mang was taken aback, and silently turned off the phone screen.
soon,
My phone received countless WeChat messages.
Xu Mang knew that Yang Xiaoman should have exploded at this moment...
online,
received a friend request notification in the game.
The old lady is super fierce: Idiot, dare to ignore me?
Heart-to-heart arsonist: Stop making trouble, group me.
soon,
The two began to team up and match up. In less than a minute, a thrilling League of Legends began. In the process of choosing a role, Xu Mang made the first move to avoid the disadvantage.
Heart-to-heart arsonist: In the single, give it away if not!
Yang Xiaoman is crazy... She met such an unqualified player for the first time, no wonder his rank is so low, and he always gives away the head, who can bear it.
Under the silence of everyone, Xu Mang got the position of mid laner.
Xu Mang was not in the state in the first game. He first sent a blood, and then in the next five minutes, he was blown up in the middle. Faced with the spray from his three teammates, Xu Mang just smiled.
For him, the outcome is not important, the important thing is to be happy.
The crystal exploded,
A big "failure" was printed on the screen.
At this time,
Yang Xiaoman called.
"Believe it or not tomorrow my old lady will kill you?!" Yang Xiaoman roared: "My old lady kindly played games with you, but you actually added a block to my old lady?!"
"Oh..."
"I will definitely do the next one!" Xu Mang smiled awkwardly.
However...
The second round begins, and a new nightmare arrives.
Heart-to-heart arsonist: jungler, give it away if you don't give it!
at this time,
Yang Xiaoman in front of the computer screen...
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄︿ ̄)
...
the next day,
Xu Mang cautiously came to the school gate and looked around, but did not find the violent airport. He could not help but let out a sigh of relief. Yesterday, the blow to her was too great...
three,
Xu Mang gave away more than 70 heads. When he planned to open the fourth one, the account was blocked by the system. The reason was that the heads were given away maliciously and it was blocked for a week.
Xu Mang is very sad about this, but the dish was mistaken by the game system as a malicious gift...
of course,
There is another person who is even more sad, so sad that tears filled the Pacific Ocean. She is Yang Xiaoman.
She cried yesterday...
Unlike Xu Mang, who is a Buddhist player, Yang Xiaoman is very determined to win and lose. For her, playing games is to win. Whatever the process is happy... To her is to fart, and to win. Happy, very grumpy after losing.
soon,
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman met, and when he saw the black face of the violent airport, he knew that he would suffer again today.
"Ahem!"
"Were you happy yesterday?" Xu Mang asked.
"..."
"My mother doesn't know you!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he gave a vicious look: "Don't talk to me!"
The girl's anger came quickly and went quickly. Within five minutes, Yang Xiaoman suddenly turned his head, staring at Xu Mang in a daze and said, "Don't play games with me in the future!"
"Oh..."
Xu Mang nodded, and said with a smile: "Shall we play Fighting Landlords at night? I'm super awesome!"
"Go!"
...
With the last two exams left, Xu Mang completed the five kills on a blank paper, thinking that the crisis was over and hope was imminent, but the scenes before him surprised him.
The school tyrants who finished the exam are all taciturn and read books to themselves; the students gather together to warm each other and complain; the scumbags still live a carefree life like before.
just,
The number of scumbags after the entrance exam has increased, and Sun Xiaoxiao is one of them.
Xu Mang has no affection for this fat man, even a little disgusted, but now seeing him look so miserable, Xu Mang's heart softens, in fact...he is also quite miserable.
Sun Xiaoxiao worked very hard, even harder than some academic masters, but...in most cases, the hard work is not achieved in exchange for success, but despair like death penalty.
Xu Mang sighed...
Sun Xiaoxiao,
This is not your fault, but this twisted world.
glanced at Yang Xiaoman, Xu Mang was helpless. The biggest difference between Yang Xiaoman and Sun Xiaoxiao was not a master and a scumbag, but one was born at the end and the other at the beginning, and both legs were interrupted.
Don’t think this is unfair, because there has never been fairness.
On the way to the canteen, Xu Mang heard some news.
The biggest similarity between liberal arts and sciences in this joint entrance exam is mathematics. Almost all of them have failed in mathematics, including those in the top three of all high schools. Of course, the violent airport is not included.
"too difficult!"
"This topic is maddening... I think the college entrance examination is not so difficult. UU reading www.uukanshu.com" Xueba A said.
"No!"
Xueba B: "I heard that the question was asked by a gold medal teacher in Jiangsu Province. You know... The college entrance examination paper in Jiangsu Province is famous for its difficulty."
"I don't know if I can test for excellence..." Xueba C sighed and said, "Aren't we too confident? This time I will encounter such a blow. I think I need to strengthen my math practice in the future. Otherwise, lose the face of the science class."
at this time,
Xu Mang leaned forward. He didn't join the discussion atmosphere, he just tried to pretend.
"Hi, three idiots!"
"Do you know Yang Xiaoman?" Xu Mang was full of contempt: "People get full marks in math this time!"
"..."
"..."
"..."
Of course, the three schoolmasters know Yang Xiaoman, who was the first in the airborne class for the whole year. Only one monthly test proved his strength, but...what does this have to do with you?
"I know you!"
"You are Xu Mang." Xueba A smiled, with a slightly frivolous tone: "Our circle hasn't had your turn to tell you, please pay attention to your identity next time!"
"Especially in mathematics."
"Hahaha~"
The words fall,
aroused ridicule from the other two.
Looking at the back of the three people leaving, Xu Mang silently bought Yang Xiaoman's favorite croissant. Unlike the crowds of students around him, he went to the classroom alone.
"These three people seem to be..."
"Sixth class, right?"
"There is one that is good for day-study... well... then arrange it!"
......
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