I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Professor Xu?

Damn it!

So Professor Xu is such a boring one?

After the melon-eating people across the country saw the announcement of the Zhejiang Provincial Educational Institution, almost everyone was stunned. This completely subverted Professor Xu's glorious image in his own mind. It turned out that the great scientist Xu Mang was simply not a human being bored!

"I rely on... what's the situation with Professor Xu? He didn't do a good job of scientific research, and he went to come up with what college entrance examination paper questions?"

"I also took it. Is this Zhejiang educational institution crazy? It's not good to find Professor Xu. His IQ can withstand others? I guess this paper is only one percent of his life's skill. "

"Nonsense...If Professor Xu goes all out, who in the world can stand it?"

"I think Xu Mang's research can be done by me."

"Upstairs...I think you are struggling to get to the Kang."

Some of Xu Mang’s comments are basically emotional, feeling that the college entrance examination students in Zhejiang Province were unlucky and encountered Xu Mang’s question. However, there are also some boring people who rely on the powerful Internet to find some Xu Mang’s previous embarrassment. .

He...has done a lot of things that are not human. For example, the papers for the Zhejiang Olympic Mathematics Competition were written by Professor Xu Mangxu. For example, when the final exam of Ning City No. 1 Middle School was destroyed, he also wrote the questions, such as the review. The final exam of the Department of Physics was also a topic for him.

Anyway...

Xu Mang,

It's not human being bored.

In an instant,

Regarding Xu Mang’s habit of not being a human being when he was bored, it spread wildly on the Internet, but this did not affect him much. On the contrary, because of this incident, it enriched his overall image and changed people’s perception of the scientific community. impression.

Xu Mang is like Richard Feynman, the wisest theoretical physicist after Einstein. He has his own hobbies and what he likes to do. Xu Mang's life is not just about scientific research.

With continued digging, more things about Xu Mang were dug up, and then his Porsche, two motorcycles, family background, etc., were all published on the Internet, and most people said it was acceptable. But many people are also angry.

In their eyes, Xu Mang should not be so rich, he can only ride a bicycle...

but,

Below these remarks are all criticisms from netizens.

at this time,

Those students who have just gone through the test of Xu Mang hated Xu Mang, but they did not hate it to the point of gnashing their teeth. They knew that the entry score of Zhejiang Province this time will definitely drop, but... A little bit angry.

In the middle of playing basketball: I'm almost speechless... I even met Professor Xu to make a question. Is this a disaster?

I'm too Nan: Oh... I'm too difficult... Is it easy to take a test? I also encountered Professor Xu's question, and this is all over!

Bi Luo Tank: Don't panic, the score will drop anyway, panic!

There is a golden cudgel in the big bowl of wide noodles: Anyway...just so, have you read the novel of Taibai Mao?

In a WeChat group in a third grade class, many students had encountered Xu Mang’s problems and expressed their opinions. They were basically helpless ridicules. Anyway, things happened. All they can do now is accept the facts.

The next day,

Xu Mang's enthusiasm for the college entrance examination questions was brushed down by a group of stars. After all, life continues, and the game is still to be played. Now wait for the results to be issued, and then fill in the school in his mind.

At this time, Xu Mang, who is no longer hot, is making breakfast for the Queen. Sometimes he can’t help but suspect that Xiaoman’s hands are already healed. She deliberately applied scald cream all day long. With this injured appearance, she cheated herself to her. Careful care.

She is an emotional liar.

"Hey?"

"Are you?" Xu Mang asked with a confused face when he received a call from a stranger.

"Ha ha..."

"Xiao Xu, I am your third uncle." The other party said with a smile, "Xiao Xu...We met at the wine table during the Chinese New Year this year. At that time, you blew several bottles of liquor and almost didn't We were scared to death."

Hearing these words, Xu Mang knew that the third uncle belonged to Xiaoman.

"Oh..."

"The third uncle is looking for something to do with me?" Xu Mang asked.

"In fact, there is nothing wrong. Xiaojie has just finished the college entrance examination. National Tsing Hua University and Peking University can't count on it. I wonder if I can come to your school to study?" The third uncle said: "I checked the software in recent years. Engineering is very popular, and Xiaojie also likes computers."

"..."

"What is the score he estimated by himself?" Xu Mang asked curiously while frying the egg, "I want to know a rough score."

"Uh..."

The third uncle hesitated for a long time, and said cautiously: "Xiaojie doesn't know how to read. According to his own estimation, even the second book last year was not enough."

Xu Mang: 囧

He didn't even have a score for the second book, so he thought of studying at Fu University?

Who gave you the courage?

"Ahem..."

"The score is too low to do it." Xu Mang said indifferently.

"This..."

"I think as long as you speak up, Fuda will break the rules, right? Even if you open a back door." The third uncle said helplessly: "It's okay to spend some money."

"Go abroad."

Xu Mang suggested: "Go abroad to plate a layer of gold, and then let Xiaoman arrange a job for him."

"This..."

"All right." The third uncle sighed and hung up the phone silently.

In the face of such unclear relatives, Xu Mang has always been selfless and selfless. He can do whatever he loves. Anyway, he only sees once a year, at most, he doesn't talk to each other, and he panics.

after that,

In just half an hour, Xu Mang and Xiaoman received a lot of calls, all of them were relatives or friends of relatives, asking Xu Mang to arrange a school for his scumbag children to study at Fuda.

In this regard,

Both Xu Mang and Xiaoman refused, including the child of a good friend of Yang's mother, Xu Mang also refused.

"Husband..."

"We are going to offend our relatives all the time." Yang Xiaoman said with a worried look: "After the Chinese New Year reunion dinner, it is a little embarrassing...No one talks to each other, it depends on the other party. Pleasing to the eye."

"It doesn't matter."

"If you don't talk, don't talk, it's as if I have to promise them." Xu Mang said grimly, "Besides, I don't own the school."

"Ugh..."

"Listen to you." Yang Xiaoman sighed and said silently: "But some people are really too much. Just take my second aunt's child. The **** has poor grades and has a good local reputation. Bad, he wants to go to HKUST...what do you think?"

While Yang Xiaoman was complaining, Xu Mang found some things about her hand... it seemed that there was no problem at all.

"Xiaoman?" Xu Mang reminded me cautiously: "You just used the wrong hand."

"what?"

"Wh... what do you mean?" Yang Xiaoman was taken aback for a moment, and said with a blushing face: "You must have hallucinations yourself!"

"Oh... maybe." Xu Mang nodded, and said calmly: "You're an airport!"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

I...

Is this guy's skin itchy again?

"My old lady, I will kill you with a fork!" Yang Xiaoman raised the fork in his hand, and gently poked at Xu Mang's thigh, then Xu Mang snatched the fork in his hand, and then Xiaoman was killed by Xu Mang. Pushed down on the bed.

Yang Xiaoman's eyes widened at this time, watching Xu Mang gradually approaching him. The love released by the overbearing president for a while made Xiaoman arouse the hidden heart of the girl.

So nervous!

look forward to!

Next he...what will he do?

Slowly, slowly, Xu Mang approached Xiaoman's eyes, and the tip of his nose touched slightly, and Xiaoman almost flew into the sky.

"Little Man..."

"I..."

When Xu Mang was halfway through talking, suddenly the phone in his pocket rang.

"Hey?"

"Ok...ok...I'm coming!"

After answering the call,

Xu Mang left the apartment directly, and just walked to the door to stop, Xiaoman, who was in a panic from the bedroom, shouted, "Supper is ready!"

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

what's the situation?

Where is my overbearing president?

People?

...

Department of Physics Building,

Xu Mang was on his way to a certain conference room. Just now he received a call from Department Director Fang Jun, telling the Department of Physics that a general meeting was to be held. As the Deputy Director of the Department of Physics, he was extremely going to attend.

of course,

If this is the case, Xu Mang will not abandon the beautiful Xiaoman, because a major project of the physics department will be announced at the conference.

"Ouch?"

"Are there a lot of people today?" Xu Mang stood at the door and probed his head inside, and found that the doctors, associate professors and professors of the entire Department of Physics were present.

"Just waiting for you."

Seeing Xu Mang, Fang Jun hurriedly said to him: "The meeting is about to be held."

"Oh..."

Xu Mang walked to the front of the stage, his position was arranged next to Fang Jun, and he was also the deputy director of the physics department anyway.

"Ahem!"

"This year is about to end. First of all, I want to thank you for your contribution." Fang Jun said into the microphone with a serious face: "A new group of students is coming in September. I will first announce the list of class guides ."

at this time,

Xu Mang realized that this was a summary meeting, because it was already in June and the summer vacation was about to arrive.

Time is so fast...

My memory still stays in the time when I first entered school...

quickly,

After Fang Jun announced the list, he immediately announced a heavyweight project.

"Ahem!"

"Next, our Physics Department will accept a big project..." Fang Jun said seriously: "Neutron...I think everyone is familiar with it. In 1932, mankind first discovered the existence of neutrons. But the life span of neutron stars was only measured in 1951, with an average of 14 minutes and 39 seconds."

"However, with the continuous improvement of measurement accuracy, there is now an eight-second difference in the neutron lifetime, which means that it has survived for eight more seconds, and these eight seconds have been troubled for almost fifteen years." Fang Jun said: "Our task is to find A new measurement method shortens the eight-second difference."

"???"

"???"

"???"

Hearing Fang Jun's words, everyone was surprised. This...it seems very difficult!

Except for Xu Mang with a bewildered look, almost everyone present thought this project was nonsense, because fourteen minutes and thirty-nine seconds were measured by the "bottle" measurement method, while fourteen minutes and 47 seconds were measured by Measured by the "proton beam" measurement method.

Both measurement methods are very accurate, and their measurement results still do not have any overlap after calculating the error range.

Shorten these eight seconds,

It's impossible!

"Who is willing to undertake this project?" Fang Jun asked.

Words fall,

The scene was silent.

At this time,

Xu Mang, who was in a daze, was scared to death by the system prompt~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Trigger task: The Mystery of Neutron Lifetime]

[Explanation: Increase the accuracy of neutron measurement to within four seconds]

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"I!"

"I'm going to work on this project!" Xu Mang shouted courageously, with a happy smile on his face.

"..."

"..."

"..."

Everyone looked at Xu Mang's excited expression, and was a little confused for a while.

I'm afraid I don't know the difficulty of this research, right?

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