I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"Hello there!"

"I am Xu Mang!"

There is a trace of seriousness in the words, but when you listen carefully, you can find that there is a little naughty in the seriousness. This is Xu Mang... always find some joy in life in boring things. This joy used to come from small Man, now this fun comes from other people.

"..."

"Professor Xu...you should know everything, right?" Professor Merck said with a hint of helplessness and melancholy. He knew that something that might break him down might happen next, but he had done the worst. intend.

"Hey..."

"Why don't you... come to China first. It's not clear on the phone. Some things are only useful if you tell them face to face." Xu Mang said, "Uh...what about in two weeks? You know...I am A professor at a certain university, the new semester will start soon, and the first two weeks will be busy."

"Two..."

"Two weeks?" Professor Merck frowned, somewhat displeased: "It's been too long, we can't wait for two days."

"Ouch!"

"It's not bad if you didn't let you wait for two years. Are you still picky... do you have a choice?" Xu Mang said slyly, "Come in two weeks, September 15th... Press Hua National capital time, you can calculate the time difference yourself, one day earlier or one day later will not work!"

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Professor Merck almost exploded, but there was nothing but to endure the humiliation silently.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang is full of spirits. Although the balance of fate may occasionally have problems, such as...with a prosperous beauty and marry Xiaoman as his wife, the balance is fair in most cases.

Such a good self, only married a wife...

Turn on the system,

Xu Mang glanced at his skills. Physics and mathematics have already reached proficiency. Astronomy is only the last five percent. It is estimated that it will be over in two days, and the gravitational wave project can almost be put on the agenda.

Thought of this,

Xu Mang was going to call Brother Chuanxiao. He just found Brother Chuanxiao in the address book and thought about it. He didn’t make this call. He just had a second child and he cruelly demolished the family of four. Is it a human being?

Wait a minute...

Call the other people together first.

Wang Ai, Dong Yu and Zhang Yapeng are okay. They are official researchers in the laboratory. This Hu Jie... is a bit difficult to deal with. She is a sophomore student and she is about to enter her junior year. It is time to go back to study. Up.

So complicated!

...

quickly,

Fuda ushered in the day of registration for freshmen. Groups of students brought their parents to Fuda school. Nowadays, Fuda’s reputation is not what it used to be because of Xu Mang’s influence. Many students or The parents are all rushing to Xu Mang.

The best proof is that the male to female ratio of freshmen in the physics department has reached 6:4. Four of the ten freshmen are girls. Many boys in the physics department want to cry happily. How many years have passed since I finally saw a good-looking girl. !

at this time,

Xu Mang walked on the campus and met a lot of students on the way. Almost everyone would greet Professor Xu cordially. Xu Mang’s response was simple, just a smile, but he kept smiling for a long time. The facial muscles appeared stalemate.

Finally came to bring the physics department building, but he was greeted by a group of long-awaited female fans.

moment,

Xu Mang was submerged in this huge crowd. Almost everyone took a cell phone, recorded the accident with Xu Mang, and then posted it online to get clicks. For a time Xu Mang became a popular tool for these people.

Stalemate for a long time,

Xu Mang escaped from the pile of pink skulls and came to the long-lost office. There was a smell of rottenness inside. It was estimated that no one came for too long, and some worries were rotten... Also, why should a deputy director demand Such good furniture?

"..."

Xu Mang silently took out his cell phone and called Xiaoman. He wanted to customize a set of golden nanmu furniture and the chair should be changed.

The result was rejected by Xiaoman and severely reprimanded.

but,

Xiaoman still loves Xu Mang and directly ordered a set of high-priced but low-key office furniture.

At this time,

An assistant teacher found Xu Mang, and then submitted a list of freshmen with very detailed information. According to Fang Jun’s request, Xu Mang was asked to complete some speculative student transfer tasks as soon as possible. After all, some of them were directed at Xu. It's coming.

In fact, this job is not difficult. Find a time to gather the freshmen together and take a basic physics test. You can know if you have a real ability test. If you are unqualified, you will either transfer to the department or drop out.

The Department of Physics at Fuda has three majors, theoretical physics, optics, and condensed matter physics. They all need a very solid physics foundation and a love for physics, otherwise they will soon give up in a boring learning environment.

Instead of giving up halfway, it is better not to come at the beginning.

Putting this list in the drawer, Xu Mang started his own work. Now he has reached the proficiency level in mathematics, physics and astronomy, it is time to solve a problem of gravitational wave detection.

According to the predicted properties of gravitational waves, this is a transverse wave, which becomes a plane wave when it travels far enough. It has two independent polarization states and has a certain energy. It travels at the speed of light in vacuum and so on.

All waves with energy can be detected theoretically, but due to the low intensity, the absorption rate of matter to it is even lower. Laser interference can solve this problem, but it lacks a calculation tool.

Just picked up the pen,

Xu Mang stopped... he didn't know how to cut in. According to the previous theories, combined with current thoughts, he found that there are some subtle ways out, which will cause the past theories to be wrong, and Xu Mang needs to rebuild a framework Just work.

Otherwise...calculated based on the previous theory, the results obtained will not change.

It seems that

It's because I'm young. No wonder I have to be proficient. Although my thinking is the same, I have a little problem with the details, and there are some ill-conceived areas.

At this time,

The phone rang, this is the second grandpa.

"Hey?"

"Second Grandpa... Is there anything to do with me?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

"Xu Mang..."

"Talk to you about something and take a class." Grandpa Second said helplessly: "The school has received a lot of opinions from students and parents and strongly urges you to go to class. Many people go to physics under your name. , It turns out...you are not in class."

"Oh..."

Although Xu Mang is a bit disgusted, there is no way...the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. Sometimes when he gets attention, he has to pay a little price.

finally,

Xu Mang of Chicken Thief chose a big class and taught it in a large multimedia classroom. He taught freshmen in three majors at the same time, which not only met everyone’s requirements, but also reduced his burden. , I can’t ask myself.

In the morning, he was basically in a muddle-headed stage. Although he was quiet in his office, he made a phone call from time to time, which made him feel a little bit overwhelmed.

Had lunch,

Xu Mang intends to continue to be confused and confused, but his former brother found him and wanted to continue his relationship with Xu Mang.

"Xu Mang?"

"Should you be free today?" Jiang Bo said with a smile: "Our three brothers are in a nearby Internet cafe. How about a game of exciting League of Legends?"

Jiang Bo, Liu Yanhua, and Wu Maoxing were brothers in a dormitory with Xu Mang, but because of Xu Mang’s experience against the sky, the former brothers became passers-by. The chicken soup said that the brothers would not change because of their status. In fact, they are all special. The ghost.

"sure!"

"I'm looking for a sun hat and glasses, right... not an internet cafe?" Xu Mang said with a smile, "You guys know I have a habit."

"know!"

"So booked a private room!" Jiang Bo smiled.

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang got up and went to the Internet cafe. Of course... halfway through, he asked Professor Fan Zhilong to borrow a certain hat.

To the Internet cafe,

Xu Mang saw the three people who had been missing for a long time. In fact, Xu Mang was particularly touched by the attitude of the three of them. They were still similar to the past, laughing and playing together. This feeling... Xu Mang has rarely had it again, and now he has encountered it. The masks are all hypocritical.

"what?!"

"You... are you all from Zuan?" Xu Mang looked at the three of them in horror: "Isn't it Ionia?"

Liu Yanxing smiled: "Zuan is exciting!"

"..."

Xu Mang was silent. Although he hadn't played League of Legends for a long time, he occasionally watched the operation of the great god, such as standing on the side to direct Xiaoman to play a game, and then be beaten by her.

This Zuan...

It seems a little scary!

In this large area, typing speed and vocabulary determine the degree of filial piety. As the saying goes, Zu'an is a big stage, you can come if you have relatives... You can’t press the Del key when playing games, because when you delete the first letter, One relative has been missing.

If you win, your parents may be alive. If you lose, the genealogy is likely to go to heaven and spread to other relatives centered on yourself. Therefore, you need to use your hand speed and vocabulary to protect your relatives. Downwind is all brothers, and upwind is hunting relatives.

No matter it is a passerby or someone, all are guides on Huangquan Road.

"Goodbye!"

Xu Mang ran away, just like that.

...

night,

Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman who was scanning Weibo, walked to the side quietly, and said cautiously: "Xiaoman? Have you heard of...Zuan?"

"Zuan?"

"It seems to be the area of ​​the League of Legends?" Yang Xiaoman tilted his head and asked curiously: "Aren't you busy? Why... I want my mother to play two games with you? Yes! But. .. You kiss me!"

(*￣3(￣▽￣)啾~

Immediately after,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman opened the couple file-Zuan One Night Tour, then... accepted the baptism of the Zuan people, and then Xiaoman went on.

"Little Man?"

"It's eleven o'clock...you can go to bed!" Xu Mang reminded ~www.wuxiaspot.com~Don't make noise! "

"Solo with others!" Yang Xiaoman carefully operated the mouse and keyboard.

Taking a look at Xiaoman who was completely above him, Xu Mang returned to the bedroom alone. Compared to the daytime environment, in the quiet environment at this time, his inspiration suddenly exploded, and he thought of a new exploration concept based on laser interferometer.

Just half an hour,

Xu Mang finished the preliminary construction, and the rest only needs to be filled in theoretically.

however,

Xu Mang never thought that from a moment on... he was about to complete the last missing piece of the puzzle that was experimentally verified by general relativity.

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