I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang originally thought that he had done a very stupid thing. If the two heavyweight research reports were lost, the whole world would scold him. As a result... nothing happened, except for the rolling news that caused a major earthquake in the physical world. , As if nothing happened.

"Ugh?"

"What are you looking at?" Yang Xiaoman came to Xu Mang's side and saw that he was searching for himself with a hundred degrees, followed by a bastard. He was curious for a while and asked, "Did you have nothing to do after eating?"

"What do you know!"

"I'm looking to see if you are scolding me..." Xu Mang frowned and said with a confused look: "What's the situation...why no one scolds me?"

Hearing Xu Mang’s words, Yang Xiaoman looked at him with a horrified expression on his face. He almost didn’t get angry. He pinched Xu Mang’s cheeks with both hands and said angrily: “Are you prone to abuse? Uncomfortable, right?"

"Why!"

"I just think things are not developing right." Because of Xiaoman's kneading, the beauty of Shengshi's face was deformed, and he couldn't help but said: "I have published two heavyweight articles before, which caused a lot of repercussions in the physics world. According to me I guess...will be scolded."

"but..."

"One day and one night have passed, why don't you even make a fart?" Xu Mang fell into confusion, turned his head and looked at Xiaoman and said, "Am I the same as Grandpa Lu, it's already cold?"

"..."

"It may be related to FPX's victory." Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "Everyone's attention is on this."

"Fuck!"

"S9 finals are over?" Xu Mang suddenly realized, and said with a grin: "It turned out to be a collision, no wonder there is no post about me, wife... You said that if I form a League of Legends team and compete in S10... how much... Probability of winning?"

Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: "I guess you won't even be able to qualify for the group stage, so you can do scientific research, don't always be whimsical... If you win in S10, I will catch the Taibai cat, women's clothing Rotate upside down to swallow manure!"

Damn it!

The most poisonous woman's heart!

Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "I'm...very diligent. Don't destroy them. If the game is broken, no one will update."

"cut!"

"Are you free tomorrow?" Yang Xiaoman said: "I invited Chenxi, Tianmei, and a few of my friends. You also call a few people on your side. We will hold a party at our new home tomorrow afternoon at four o'clock. The night is over."

Xu Mang wrinkled, and said helplessly, "Is there so many rooms in the house where others can sleep?"

"What to sleep?"

"At that time I went home and went to sleep." Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "Now that the traffic is so developed, just call two online taxis and take them away."

"Oh." Xu Mang nodded, not very concerned about these things, glanced at Xiaoman, and smiled: "Or...Shall we hold the first international tournament? I have thought of the name, hero In the League Doctor’s Cup, each contestant has a Ph.

"The winning team can not only get high prizes, but also bring their own papers to communicate with me face to face." Xu Mang smiled and said, "What do you think? If you feel good, give me 200 million."

"roll!"

"Do your research!"

...

The next day,

The early morning sun had shining on Xu Mang's ass, and he was woken up by someone in his dream. He turned around and saw the tigress at home, staring at him fiercely at the moment, his cannibalistic appearance was indescribably terrifying.

"get up!"

"Moved today!" Yang Xiaoman shouted.

"Oh..."

get up,

After putting on his clothes and taking a brief wash, Xu Mang came to the living room and found that both father and mother Yang were there. However, judging from their expressions, they seemed to feel that they were celebrating the New Year with a smile from the heart. The face showed vividly.

Ugh...

Why does it give people the feeling of sending out the hot potato?

"Ouch!"

"Xiao Xu got up?"

"Come here, breakfast is ready for you. How about preserved egg and lean meat porridge?" Mother Yang held a large bowl of porridge and placed it in front of Xu Mang, with a fried dough stick and three red cubes on the side. Fermented bean curd, and sesame oil is poured on the fermented bean curd.

Oh my God!

Isn't this the last meal?

as predicted,

When Xu Mang was halfway through his meal, Father Yang sat next to Xu Mang, took out a bank card from his pocket, stuffed it into Xu Mang’s hand, and said solemnly: “There are 20 million in it, don’t let Xiaoman know. , Come find me after spending."

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

Uh ...

Feeling falling into a fire pit.

at this time,

Yang Xiaoman walked out of the bedroom and saw Xu Mang chatting with his dad, but their expressions were very solemn, and they fell into confusion for a while. Today is the day when he moves to his new home, why the two of them... Not very pleasant.

"dad?"

"What are you talking about with Xu Mang?" Yang Xiaoman sat opposite and asked curiously.

"It's nothing."

"It's just to tell Xiao Xu what some people should pay attention to." Father Yang said calmly, "That's right...in the future you don't bully Xiao Xu, don't start lawless when you arrive at your new home. If your mother knows about it, you might come over overnight. ."

Yang Xiaoman pouted while reading, and said angrily: "Oh... I got it!"

quickly,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman drag their luggage to their new home with the help of Yang's father and Yang mother. In fact, Xu Mang feels good about this new home. The main reason is that the garage is relatively large and can accommodate three to four cars. After all, it was designed at the beginning. At the time, it was sold to families like Yang Xiaoman.

Immediately after,

Xu Mang spent the whole morning parking his two cars and two motorcycles in the garage. The more he looked at it, the more he felt twisted, but thinking about the custom version of Fengshen that was still being built, Xu Mang gave up buying a car. impulse.

"mom!"

"How about becoming a baby room here?"

"The space is relatively large, and the lighting is better, and the tone of the window is still open."

As soon as Xu Mang walked into the room, he heard the excited voice of Yang Xiaoman on the second floor. He turned his head and glanced at Father Yang. Seeing his calm face, he walked slowly to his side and asked curiously: "Dad... I think you look quite laid-back, why? Don't you like your grandson and granddaughter?"

"Ha ha..."

"I like it, but now I don't even have a shadow." Father Yang said indifferently: "When I was happy, I was told to wait another three or four years. Wouldn't it be in vain."

Xu Mang: 囧

Is this forcing a baby?

Ugh...

The young man is really miserable.

Sometimes Xu Mang feels very emotional about the pressure of modern young people. In addition to dealing with trivial tasks at work, he still has to deal with marriage matters at home. Even if you get married... it urges you to have children, and after giving birth, it urges you to give birth to two. tire.

The stove was opened at noon. This new home smelled of fireworks. It also means that Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman will need to face it together in future life. However, the two are quite confident, especially Xu Mang, since they dare to marry a tigress. , He had already planned to do something for the tiger.

In the afternoon,

Xu Mang went to a nearby supermarket to buy a lot of beef and mutton. He originally wanted to buy pork chops. He took a look at the price... it was still a good deal of beef and mutton. He bought another 20 cases of beer.

He called his former roommates and brother Chuan Xiao to notify them, and then Xu Mang started his own work.

He wants to complete the final relationship between gravitational waves and the Hubble constant.

in fact,

This research report cannot be called a report in the strict sense. It is more like a prediction. It needs to detect the gravitational waves emitted by the neutron star merger event fifty times and measure the most accurate Hubble based on simulations. constant.

But Xu Mang intends to give this value directly, and the error is not more than 2%.

In this regard,

Xu Mang used a new concept-posterior prediction distribution, which is a method usually used to determine the reproducibility of experimental results. The posterior prediction distribution relies on a dynamic view of probability, in other words, it Changes as new information becomes available.

Under this method, Xu Mang got an interesting discovery that at least six percent of the current error in the Hubble constant is purely caused by random errors.

In other words, using the standard candlelight known to mankind, Cepheid variable stars or type 1a supernovae, the Hubble constant is obtained, and the Hubble constant estimates of the band using the cosmic microwave background radiation are actually incorrect.

The former is 73.2 and the latter is 67.8. If the standard universe model is correct, these values ​​should be consistent.

the reason,

Xu Mang felt that it was caused by random errors.

As he studied more deeply, Xu Mang felt that his theory became more correct. The gravitational waves generated by the merger of neutron stars can determine the earth's moving speed and thus the Hubble constant.

Half an hour,

Finally completed this prophetic research report, a number in it predicts the future of the universe, but...the time is fixed in five years.

At this time,

The phone rang suddenly, and it was from his second grandfather.

"Xu Mang?"

"Tomorrow at half past nine in the morning, don’t forget." Grandpa Second said solemnly, "How is your preparation work done? Don’t ask three questions at that time, it’s shameful, I told them you are My relative."

"Ouch."

"This still needs preparation work?" Xu Mang said disapprovingly: "What can they ask? I didn't ask them. They are already pretty good. They actually came to ask me...what is the opposite? The Nobel Prize winner in physics? "

"..."

"Ordinary public employee." Grandpa Second said.

"cut!"

"They are not in the same circle~www.wuxiaspot.com~ even asking questions and questioning my authority, who gave them the courage?" Xu Mang said irritably, "Second grandfather, don’t panic, they dare not do anything to me. It’s just hilarious...what kind of people like to stand up and question me these days."

Xu Mang became more agitated as he spoke. Maybe it was because he had been suppressed for too long before. At this moment, he finally broke out. All the known big V messes were all questioning him. Xu Mang was very annoyed, but he couldn't open the match.

"You... when will you change your temper?" Grandpa Second said helplessly: "I am afraid that you will publish a paper every time. Every time it will stir up waves and make people all over the world panic. Fortunately, this Fortunately, there are many people who support you, otherwise...it will be tragedy again."

Xu Mang smiled: "Second Grandpa, you are too scared. I just finished my shocking work, and I plan to publish it early tomorrow morning."

Grandpa Second:? ? ?

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