I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

dinner,

Xu Mang hosted a banquet for the team leader from above. Of course, Yang Jian and his family were also present. Originally Xu Mang didn’t want to call his father-in-law and mother-in-law, but this was Hu Feng’s request to Xu Mang to call his father-in-law and mother-in-law. At first, Xu Mang didn't understand why, but...

But on the way to the toilet later, I met my husband, and I knew why.

I want to improve!

This comrade wants to go to the next level.

It just so happened that God gave this opportunity to get close to Xu Mang, and this situation is now present, but Xu Mang was helpless at the time. He felt that Hu Feng was not far away, and the attitude of the confidant among them would cause trouble sooner or later.

Xu Mang didn't get in touch with the following things either, in short, what he wanted to know was here... nothing more.

night,

Come quietly,

People who came here were unprepared.

Xu Mang sat in front of the computer, dragging his head to think about a question, what is basic physics? But there is one thing to say, this basic physics should not be that kind of foundation, it is so special that I have gone to university, and I am still in the three elements of academic ability. Isn't this nonsense?

"Little Man?"

"Wife?"

"Dear?"

The nickname was issued three times in a row, and finally called Yang Xiaoman, with a happy smile, like a swallow returning home, threw himself into Xu Mang’s arms, smiled and asked: "What's the matter with my husband? What's the matter?"

"What about textbooks in my freshman year?" Xu Mang asked helplessly: "I want to see what basic physics is?"

In fact, Xu Mang relied on the memory model to memorize all the content, but too much knowledge piled up together, he couldn’t tell which ones belong to the basics and those belong to advanced majors. A reference textbook is required. According to the reference The teaching materials are recompiled.

"sold!"

"Your book was auctioned online by me, and it sold more than 200,000 yuan in total." Yang Xiaoman said softly, "I bought all the money for cosmetics... Don't even talk about robbing it, especially the basics. In the physics textbook, you wrote a calculation process on one page, and it was photographed 80,000."

Lying!

Nima... so angry!

That anger in Xu Mang's heart, Xiaoman is too...so good at making money. She sold several broken books to 200,000. This is the legendary fan effect? After that, do you no longer need to bring money when you go out?

"Ugh?"

"Then, do I only need to bring a pen and a sticky note in the future, and if I don’t pay for food, but the boss still pays me?" Xu Mang asked: "I just write a formula, such as Gauss's law in a vacuum. In the form of points, this is at least 50,000, right?"

"Hehe..."

"Yes!" Yang Xiaoman squeezed Xu Mang's prosperous beauty with both hands, rubbed it there, and said, "If you are not afraid of being beaten to death, I don't care."

"..."

"Don't knead it!" Xu Mang said helplessly: "I found that you always like to pinch my face recently... If such a handsome face pinches things out, you regret it for the rest of your life. You are not allowed to pinch me in the future. There is no place to change it if it breaks."

Don't know which of the tendons was wrong, Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang earnestly, motionless...Finally, he moved up slowly.

(*￣︿￣)ε￣*) Hey!

Just be cold,

Xiaoman said with a smile: "My husband...sometimes I keep thinking, why I love you so much, tell me you...that's what it looks like, and you're so cheap, you just verbally I'm cheap, but...I would like to be with you."

"..."

"That's a price!" Xu Mang said angrily: "Look at what some people on the Internet describe me as...what a licking dog!"

at this time,

Xu Mang opened the webpage and clicked on two URLs in the webpage collection. Both of them were posts on the school forum. One of the posts asked why I saw Professor Xu Mang only licking the dog, so don’t talk to my employers. Like love.

"What a shit!" Yang Xiaoman, as a lady, couldn't help but explode when he saw such a post, and said angrily: "My old lady, I took all my best two years in, he... . Is he blind? Is he an interstellar player?"

"Mute!"

"Permanent mute!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Hurry up...I know you are very skilled. Give you one minute to mute this guy forever!"

Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "Don't be okay... This is no different from the Taibai cat, it becomes a permission cat."

Although he said no, he operated silently with both hands. After obtaining the management authority, he directly banned the hapless person forever. There is no way...this classmate, wait for you to marry a wife who practices Sanda Can understand.

Ugh...

Immediately after,

Yang Xiaoman drove Xu Mang away. He sat in front of the computer and searched the school forum wholeheartedly. Anything about her and Xu Mang who spoke badly about himself and Xu Mang was deleted.

Half an hour later,

Just ended all this,

Yang Xiaoman pouted, turned his head and glanced at Xu Mang, and said indifferently: "Idiot, you seem to be like a okay person, don't you care about it?"

"Why!"

"I saw these contents, and I almost didn't get angry at the time." Xu Mang frowned, and said with a serious face: "Later I thought about it...maybe there is a reason, I have such a great ability. As a result, marrying your wife is obviously unreasonable."

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman directly squeezed Xu Mang's soft waist, and said viciously: "Okay...you are a thief, I will ask you...who is the second wife? Who do you plan to marry? Two wives?"

"Oh!"

"It hurts!" Xu Mang took a breath, and said helplessly: "This is not my idea, this...this is my personal speculation on them, how could I be a scumbag."

In the play,

Xu Mang walked into the bedroom with Xiaoman in his arms, it was late...Of course he was going to bed.

The next day,

Xu Mang wakes up early. After Mr. Yang is gone, he needs to cook his own breakfast. Xiaoman likes Western-style breakfast, while Xu Mang likes Chinese-style breakfast, rice with soy milk and fried dough sticks. He thinks this is the real breakfast.

"In the international morning news, the U.S. Air Force is developing a long-range bomber to replace the B-52 and B-1 currently in service in the U.S. Army, code-named B-21, which refers to a new type of bomber in the 21st century. According to the project plan, in the middle of next year Started to manufacture eighty long-range bombers of this type with high stealth performance."

"In the international morning news, European countries have launched the'tiger hunting' program. The core content of this plan is to prohibit Chinese scientist Xu Mang from entering European high-tech areas, such as the European Space Agency and the European Large Hadron Collider. China proposed Serious protest."

"International morning news, the international environmental organization is..."

Xu Mang was frying the eggs while listening to the sound from the TV. There was no turbulence in his heart. To be honest... he didn't know about the bomber. As for the second report, the "tiger hunting" plan was simply funny.

It's the same as the real thing, don't go if you don't... Don't come if you have the ability.

in fact,

Xu Mang feels that many European and American countries are suffering from a heart disease. It is not that China is better than them. It is best for China to always be in a backward position, and then look up at them. This is in line with their white supremacy.

However, there are also a group of people in China who are really not promising. Europe and the United States are leading a lot in science and technology, but they are not very strong in every field. In many fields, China is also ranked first in the world, trying to catch up.

"Ugh..."

"It seems that many people are not used to it!" Xu Mang sighed, feeling that he had not done enough. When he stood on the world stage more times, he would gradually get used to it. Of course... I can't do it alone.

moment,

Xu Mang came to the bedroom with bread, fried eggs, fried ham slices, and milk, and said to the lazy cat Xiaoman: "Get up... I made breakfast for you."

quickly,

Xiaoman finished putting on his underwear, washed the fried egg, glanced at Xu Mang who was sitting on the bedside, and said squeaky: "My husband... my hand hurts, can you feed me?"

In happiness and sweetness,

Yang Xiaoman finished his breakfast and drove his car to the company, leaving Xu Mang alone at home.

"Basic physics..."

Xu Mang sat in the study, dragging his head into deep thought.

At last,

Initially wrote eight fields, namely optics, electromagnetics and electrodynamics, mechanics, molecular and atomic and subatomic physics, thermal and thermodynamic statistical physics, relativistic physics, quantum mechanics, solid physics, and physical quantity measurement.

Xu Mang personally believes that this and that aspect contains almost all physics knowledge, including nuclear physics, particle physics, condensed matter physics, plasma physics, astrophysics, laser physics and quantum optics, etc., which roughly cover all the current physics majors. Undergraduate content.

but...

It's a bit time-consuming, and if you make a rough calculation, the number of words exceeds 10 million.

Million?

Sprinkle water!

Is the legitimate animal model fake?

With an outline plan, the next step is to complete it, but he needs reference materials.

I made a call to Fang Jun, hoping to ask the students to help collect some physics textbooks and put them in his office. Fang Jun also knew what Xu Mang was doing recently, and naturally agreed to this request.

After all this is done,

Xu Mang's hands started to feel cheap. He searched for his name on the shopping website to see if there were any pillows for sale, and bought Xiaoman's own pillow. This search didn't matter, Xu Mang almost fainted.

【Exquisite course of Professor Xu from Fuda, price: 0.5 yuan】

【Exquisite course of Professor Xu from Fuda (collection), price: 5 yuan】

【Exquisite mathematics course by Professor Xu from Fuda, price: 0.5 yuan】

【Exquisite Mathematics Course by Professor Xu of Fuda (Collection), Price: 5 RMB】

Xu Mang: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

Lying!

ruthless!

One class of my own actually only sells for fifty cents~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Prices are rising wildly, and now I post a post, and my class only sells for fifty cents!

So angry!

Which **** cut it?

However, Xu Mang did not intend to go into it deeply, but instead gave him an inspiration.

...

The next day,

Xu Mang went to the school, opened his office, and saw a stack of books stacked in the corner. After finding the basic textbooks of mechanics, he flipped through them and understood roughly how to compile textbooks.

let's start,

Long-lost liver burst!

......