I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Let the vampire Xiaoman give blood once, this difficulty is no less than world peace, of course, if it is the first bleeding, there may be no problem, but she has already paid a large amount of money before, and it is estimated that the money will explode on the spot. .

Four p.m,

Xu Mang dialed Xiaoman's phone and asked with a smile, "Wife? What are you eating tonight? Don't...how about I make a Japanese-style chicken hot pot? Then we open a bottle of wine and you drink a little , Okay... beer beer, then I'll go shopping."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Mang cleaned up the office, and then drove straight to the vegetable market.

at the same time,

Yang Xiaoman is working at work. Although this guy basically cooks dinner, there is a little abnormality today. He suddenly asked why he wants to eat hot pot. He was too active... When did this big idiot take such initiative? When I was in love, my mother took the initiative, and he was almost always beaten passively.

Bang bang bang!

The office door rang, and then a young woman came in.

"Mr. Yang."

"You can sign these documents." The woman handed the stack of documents to the desk and waited respectfully.

"Ugh?"

"Xiao Qu." The young woman in front of him was ten years older than Xiao Man, but due to the huge difference in identities, Xiao Man called a woman ten years older than herself as Xiao Qu, without any psychological pressure. Seriously said: "You said... a boring husband suddenly became very active one day, what's the problem with this?"

This woman named Xiao Qu froze for a moment, looked at her boss, and saw that her face was full of curiosity, and said cautiously: "Mr. Yang...I...I don't know what to say. But you have to be careful."

"Huh?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a dazed face, "Why should you be careful?"

"Ahem!"

"The man suddenly changed his personality, and he was humbled in front of him. There is only one reason...he made a mistake, made a very serious mistake, and tried to be forgiven." Xiao Qu said solemnly, "Mr. Yang...Is it Xu Mang? The professor is outside...who is there?"

Yang Xiaoman frowned, don't say...There is indeed this hypothesis, this guy is a normal man after all, but the problem is coming again... This idiot has no chance to contact other girls, let alone his wife is number one in the world nice.

"Mr. Yang!"

"Although you are very kawaii...big-eyed beauty, and smart, but you have to remember one sentence, the fragrance of home flowers is not as good as wild flowers." Xiao Qu said solemnly: "Especially Professor Xu Mang such an excellent man, young Youwei can no longer describe him, this...this is a superb man, and he is not generally sought after on the market."

Xiaoman was a little at a loss at this time,

Indeed... this big idiot is too good, amazingly good, but it also carries a huge risk.

Ugh...

Let's talk about it tonight!

Back home,

As soon as Yang Xiaoman opened the door, he smelled the scent of local chicken hot pot. Not to mention... he opened his appetite for a while. When he walked to the living room, he saw the dining table with hot pot and various The ingredients, and three bottles of fatal Wusu.

"Ouch?"

"My wife is back?" Xu Mang greeted him with a smile, and hurriedly helped Xiaoman take off the bag, then helped her walk to the sofa, sat next to Xiaoman, grabbed one of her legs, Then squeeze it hard.

"Look, see!"

"You must be exhausted... my wife, your legs are so stiff." Xu Mang said seriously, "I will squeeze a few times for you. You used to like me to squeeze your shoulders, but since I'm busy From now on, I will rarely pinch for you, but don't worry... I'll pinch for you more."

Not to mention,

Yang Xiaoman felt a moment of comfort. This guy's technique is indeed not bad, don't look a bit silly on the outside, but in fact, he is clever, his fingers are particularly flexible. Before... anyway, flexibility is right.

"Did you do anything to sorry me?" Yang Xiaoman closed his eyes and asked with a serious look: "Today you are not the same as usual. How did you take the initiative in the past? When you come home, you just lie down. Lie on his stomach, now he is still helping to pinch his shoulders."

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman turned back abruptly, glared at Xu Mang, and said seriously: "Ex-girlfriend came here? Then you didn't hold on to the love between us for a while, and did something sorry for me. Afterwards, you were very sad and angry. , Feel very sorry for me, and then want to make up for it with action?"

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Damn it!

Xiaoman has the talent to be a screenwriter!

The ability to make up is too strong. Everyone else has a picture at the beginning of the game, and the content is all made up, and Xiaoman doesn't even use pictures, just relying on thinking...

"Ahem!"

"Wife, what do you think!" Xu Mang said helplessly, "Am I the kind of scumbag? When we were studying in the first high school, there were many beauties, although they were not right compared to you, they were a lot worse. Good grade, but can't hold others in shape."

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

What's wrong with my figure?

It's not that I hold my arms so tight every night...

moron!

"Then why are you so good to me today?" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and asked suspiciously: "Usually you are not such a person. Today you are doing hot pot again, and you squeezed my shoulders. Rare beer..."

"Uh..."

"Suddenly I felt that I didn't love you deeply enough before, and I want to make up for it." Xu Mang put down Xiaoman's legs, silently hugged her into his arms, and said softly: "Wife...you are mine. only."

"idiot..."

Suddenly, the high wall that Xiaoman had built up suddenly collapsed at this moment. It's not normal for men to make mistakes... The prodigal son will not change his head. Just don't do it next time.

"No matter what you did before, I will forgive you my mother... Big fool... I can't wait, let's get a marriage certificate tomorrow!" Yang Xiaoman shrank in Xu Mang's arms, squeaking He whimpered: "I am very anxious now. If someday green tea appears and **** you away from me, I will collapse."

"No, no!"

"You are matcha...specially to smoothen green tea." Xu Mang rubbed Xiaoman's head and said softly, "Wife...give me 200 million."

Yang Xiaoman: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Uh?

what's the situation?

Why suddenly open your mouth for 200 million?

"you..."

"Couldn't you just ask me for money?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked inconceivably: "You...what you have today, shouldn't you sit for money for money?"

"Yes indeed!"

"I found the material for the Klein tunneling experiment. I plan to cover a samarium hexaboride film on the surface of yttrium hexaboride, but yttrium hexaboride and samarium hexaboride are quite expensive. , So... Give me some money to buy these two materials?" Xu Mang said embarrassedly, "Good wife?"

I...

This...

At this moment, Yang Xiaoman is angry and funny. Although it proves that this big idiot did not steal the fish, all his feelings were wasted before, my God... how come he has such a husband? It's all routine!

finally,

Xu Mang successfully got 200 million yuan in love sponsorship, but he needed to work hard at night. Fortunately, Xu Mang was ready.

When eating hot pot,

Yang Xiaoman raised his head and glanced at the big idiot, and asked cautiously: "What's the matter with Fermilab? In the work group today, someone talked about this matter. Have you been surpassed by foreigners? "

"No."

"This is their unilateral fantasy. I haven't failed." Xu Mang smiled indifferently: "I don't understand the physical content, I don't understand it after telling you. Anyway, you know that your husband is invincible!"

"cut!"

"Big idiot!" Yang Xiaoman took a sip of beer and ate his food in silence.

Eating and eating,

Yang Xiaoman suddenly felt a little dizzy in his head, as if... as if the alcohol was coming up, no... his alcohol volume had already gone up, and a bottle of beer was completely fine. Why did he just drink two glasses today... Doesn't work?

"old..."

"My husband...I'm so dizzy."

Words fall,

Xiaoman was directly drunk.

Xu Mang breathed a sigh of relief at this time and took his life back.

...

The next day,

Xu Mang meal storm hit just been dragging body, arrived at his office, have to say ... Xiao fist is still very hard, hit the meat of feeling pain, but love is so, there is no so-called eternal The sweetness, most of them are sweet with a hint of pain.

"Xu Mang!"

"Xu Mang's big business is not good!" Brother Chuan Xiao hurriedly walked in and said to Xu Mang, "It is possible that a world-level war will break out!"

"what?"

"What world war?" Xu Mang was taken aback, and asked curiously: "What's the situation?"

"You can search the Internet by yourself, it's already the number one hot search." Brother Chuan Xiao smiled bitterly: "In short, the international situation is very tense now."

Xu Mang looked at a loss, turned on the computer and searched for the so-called world-class war, and it really happened...this is very American!

"Oh..."

Randomly agreed, Xu Mang asked curiously: "Can you help me get yttrium hexaboride and samarium hexaboride? You go ask...how much does not matter, by the way, call your eldest nephew, I I need him to help me prepare a special blend material."

"it is good!"

After Brother Chuan Xiao left, Xu Mang looked back at the content on the screen. If the world were to lose the United States, would the long-lost peace be ushered in?

This answer,

Xu Mang didn’t know, but history will tell others the truth~www.wuxiaspot.com~ soon,

Sun Yaoshui hurried to Xu Mang's office and asked respectfully: "Professor Xu? Is there anything you want to do with me?"

"Ok!"

"Have you heard of this material with a thin film of samarium hexaboride covered on the surface of yttrium hexaboride?" Xu Mang asked with a smile.

Uh?

Still have this material?

Sun Yaoshui shook his head and said helplessly: "I'm sorry...Professor Xu, I may be ignorant. I don't know if there is such material. What can I do with this material?"

"Now!"

"This is the result of my theoretical calculation." Xu Mang handed a document and said calmly: "Don't ask why, anyway... Yao Shui, it's time to show your real skills!"

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