I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

With a trace of melancholy and nervousness, Xu Mang stood at his door. He did not dare to enter the door to face what is about to happen. It may be a good thing or a bad thing, just like the microscopic quantum superposition principle in quantum power. problem.

　　 about this,

　　 Xu Mang thought of how to calculate the equation between the bad and good things that may occur at home. It was inspired by the famous physics hypothesis Schrödinger’s cat, and then citing the Schrodinger wave equation as a basis to establish a second-order partial differential equation.

　　 Performing various calculations in the brain, the result is... the brain is a little dizzy.

　　 "The system... can you tell me what kind of world is behind the door?" Xu Mang chose to seek the help of the system. It has not been a long time for the system to solve the problem. Since stepping into the field of lv4, many problems can be solved by themselves.

　　 [Sorry...I can't do anything]

Ugh...

　　 This system that fears the strong and bullies the weak is simply the scum of millions of systems!

　　 Even a woman who is 1.5 meters tall and flat in front of the back can't handle it, and I don't know what to use...

Xu Mang sighed, and silently pushed open the door of his home. The moment he opened the door and entered, he smelled an irresistible scent. This...this turned out to be the smell of braised pork, no, no. .. There is also the smell of braised pomfret and pan-fried octopus, wait... what is this? Tomato sirloin casserole?

Xu Mang’s nose is very agile, and he has a strong ability to distinguish special smells. There is no way...Xiao Man’s body has a special light fragrance. Xu Mang has long been influenced by this smell, and this nose is comparable to a police dog. If you lose your job in the future, Xu Mang doesn't mind going to work as a police dog.

　　 "husband~"

"I'm back?" Yang Xiaoman ran over with a kitchen knife with a smile, gently took the bag in his hand, pushed him to the sofa, and hurriedly said: "Husband... sit down and have a busy day. Right? My wife will bring you a glass of water right away."

　　The words fall,

Taking a light step, heading to the kitchen, and then brought out a glass of water with a pure smile on his face, and brought it to Xu Mang, and asked softly: "My husband... the water is warm, you take a rest. I still have one dish that I haven't fried yet."

　　 Watching Yang Xiaoman go to the kitchen, Xu Mang’s scalp is numb, Xiaoman... Xiaoman is holding back his big move! Although it is said that there is no tossing at night, but when it is really reached that point, when no one can resist, who can hold on? No one can hold on!

　　 Could it be...

　　 Buddy’s private money was checked again?

It’s not right, Xiaoman knows exactly how much money he has in his private house, and there is no way...it’s stuck in his hand, but the contact number is bound to Xiaoman. Every time he collects money, one The text message will be sent to her mobile phone.

How to do?

　　 Isn’t this the last supper?

　　 at this moment,

Xu Mang felt the coolness in bursts. Such an abnormal Xiaoman was unheard of. According to previous incidents, big things may happen. It is not clear what kind of things are, but it is definitely not a good thing... Step by step.

　　 soon,

Xiaoman's last plate of broccoli fried shrimps came out of the pot, and immediately shouted at Xu Mang who was in a daze. The two sat looking at each other, but Xu Mang saw his wife, blushing, and only panic inside. And tension, the brain is full of fear of the unknown.

　　 "Husband!"

"Eating a piece of braised pork, you seem to have lost weight recently. My wife is so heartbroken." Yang Xiaoman pouted his mouth, his face was full of sadness, and complained: "You have to take care of your body. Now you are at home. The pillar of the world, if you fall...what should I do with my child?"

　　 "Don't make trouble!"

"What the **** is it?" Xu Mang asked seriously: "You...I don't know what to do anymore. Can my husband and wife be normal? Let's just say anything. I'm quite panicked now. ...Wife..."

　　 Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman pouted his mouth and said dissatisfiedly: "I want to be nice to you, okay? You usually work so hard, and as your wife, I should be responsible for making you happy!"

　　 Cut!

　　 Flicker!

　　 Then flicker!

　　 Xu Mang's contempt for Xiaoman in his heart is an old husband and wife for so many years, what kind of person is she, do you still have no idea in your heart? It’s just that I was deceived by her cute and cute appearance, but now it’s too late to let go.

　　 "I'm not honest yet!" Xu Mang said calmly: "You are a violent airport!"

　　 Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

　　 Damn it!

　　 This **** doesn't want to live a good life!

　　 "Eat!"

　　 "One more thing, my old lady beat you to death!" Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said with an aura.

Seeing Xiaoman in this state, Xu Mang was relieved... finally saw the wife he used to be familiar with. This is the real Xiaoman. Eating and eating... Anyway, it's all death. It's better to eat before you die. A full meal.

　　 Under the wind and the cloud,

　　 Xu Mang ate upside down, then lay comfortably on the sofa, glanced at the violent airport next to him, and carefully asked, "Wife...what the **** is it?"

Xiaoman didn't speak, but walked up to Xu Mang's face obediently, then lay in his arms, and said crookedly, "My husband... Today, Grandpa Second called me and asked me to go tomorrow. A trip to the Department of Mathematics at Fuda, where we will give lectures to professors, doctors, and graduate students to teach the principles of subatomic scissors."

"I..."

"I don't understand!" Xiaoman said helplessly: "husband, you also know... your lovely, charming, gentle and virtuous wife, although she used to be a school bully, now I'm not good at it. In the company, this..."

Oh!

　　 So it turns out!

　　 I scared my uncle to death... I almost thought I was getting cold.

　　 Xu Mang, who was holding Xiaoman, suddenly came up with an extremely deadly thought. He wanted to enjoy Xiaoman's service.

　　 "Ahem!"

　　 "The leg is a bit sore..." Xu Mang raised his right leg and said calmly, "I really want someone to pinch it for me."

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment and looked at a big pig hoof that was serious about teasing him. He was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but finally accepted the fate, found a small stool, and put Xu Mang's leg on his own. Then beat and knead.

　　 After ten minutes of hard work, I thought it was over, but Xu Mang raised his other leg and almost didn't vomit blood to Xiaoman.

　　 Endure it!

　　 I will bear you for a few more days!

　　 It was another beating and kneading. Yang Xiaoman was suffocated in his grievances. The anger had not disappeared. Xu Mang began to test the edge of death again.

　　 "My uncle wants to eat fruit." Xu Mang closed his eyes and said with a calm face: "Peel an apple for me, remember...the skin keeps on, and the broken one should taste."

this moment,

　　 Yang Xiaoman exploded directly!

　　(￣絲￣*)Big trotters!

　　(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣ bowl￣///) beat you to death!

　　 a violent beating,

　　 Yang Xiaoman yelled at Xu Mang angrily: "My old lady, I have had enough of you, you big pig's hoof... Anyway, I am very angry now, the consequences are very serious, you can figure it out!"

　　"..."

　　 "You hadn't been so good!" Xu Mang said with an aggrieved expression.

　　 Yang Xiaoman glanced at his mouth, angry and funny, this big trotters with the M attribute shaking!

　　...

　　 The next day,

　　 Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to Fuda. Along the way, Yang Xiaoman kept practicing the key content of Xu Mang's thesis, and his face was full of nervousness.

　　 "Husband?"

　　 "What if I get embarrassed?" Yang Xiaoman asked with a nervous look: "I am a person who wants face, especially in front of many people, I will get depression."

　　 "Say according to the above."

"If others ask you, just ignore it. Anyway, you are not a person in the scientific research field. What can they do to you?" Xu Mang said indifferently, "Who dares to say that you are going crazy? I don't want to let my wife Being wronged by others."

　　 Hearing Xu Mang’s words, Yang Xiaoman’s psychology was particularly warm, but after careful aftertaste, I felt something was wrong. What does it mean to not allow my old lady to be angry with others? Then you can be angry with you?

　　 But...

　　 I've been getting angry all the time, and it's almost becoming his angry bag. It just so happens that he is also my sandbag for my old lady.

"Humph!"

　　 "Big trotters!" Yang Xiaoman raised his haughty little head like a white swan.

　　 soon,

　　 arrived at school,

　　 Xu Mang originally wanted to let Xiaoman go at the entrance of the Department of Mathematics, but in the end he stayed with her to give her the greatest confidence, of course... also to prevent accidents.

Regarding Xu Mang’s sudden arrival, the entire building was detonated. Everyone heard that Professor Xu was coming, and one by one, they besieged and intercepted Xu Mang like chicken blood. They forced Xiaoman out and looked at themselves. Husband is so popular, it is jealous when he is happy, because there are a few girls in them, and they look good.

　　 came to the comprehensive multimedia classroom,

　　 Xu Mang pushed the door in, and saw a group of people sitting inside ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ and frowned. This scene was a bit serious, and I wonder if Xiaoman can resist the pressure.

　　 "Xu Mang?"

　　 "Why are you here?" Director Ouyang couldn't help being surprised when he saw Xu Mang, but it was mostly a surprise.

"Ha ha..."

　　 "I'm afraid my wife is nervous." Xu Mang said with a smile, "So stay with her."

　　The words fall,

　　 reached Xiaoman's ear and whispered: "You go to the stage and talk to yourself. If you can't answer some questions, don't answer."

"Ok!"

　　 Yang Xiaoman nodded and walked silently to the stage, while Xu Mang went to the corner of the last row by himself, and sat there quietly.

　　 "Ahem!"

　　 "Xu Mang...what are you doing sitting behind?" Old He smiled bitterly: "Come to the front."

"no need."

　　 "I'm an escort..." Xu Mang said with a smile: "Don't worry about me... Just let me sit alone."

Many people were moved and confused about Xu Mang’s unusual behavior, but when you think about it, this may be a reminder that the woman on the stage is not an ordinary person. She is Xu Mang’s fiancée. Don’t ask some embarrassing questions. It is not a person engaged in mathematical research.

　　 But...

　　 Some people don't think so.

　　......

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