I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

On the fifth day of his vacation, Yang Xiaoman felt like a pomegranate exploded into flowers. Today is the day to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau with Xu Da Zhuozi to obtain the certificate. A few days ago, Xiaoman looked for information on the Internet and previewed it in advance. The process of taking a marriage certificate.

In fact, there are no hard and fast requirements for taking a marriage certificate. If there is one... In addition to having to face the camera, avoid wearing red clothes because the background of the photo is red, so you wear red clothes at that time. The head is left.

"Hey?"

"I'm going to take the marriage certificate!" Yang Xiaoman took the phone and called his girlfriends one by one, with a happy smile on his face, and said: "Oh...Of course it is your Professor Xu, or else pay. Who? Yes, yes, yes... this big pig's hoof."

　　 Xu Mang: (￢_￢)

　　 This Nima,

　　Isn’t it just taking a marriage certificate? It’s necessary to inform my girlfriends one by one, so that I’m forced to go to Liangshan now.

at this time,

Xu Mang was almost the same as before, lying on the sofa holding a gamepad, playing the PS4 masterpiece "Dark Soul" frantically, let alone...some of the self-abuses are addictive, at this time Xu Mang is almost in the shape of Miyazaki. Angry and happy, the fire spread!

have to say,

When Xu Mang played online games, he showed heinous hand injuries, but he became a great **** in the stand-alone masterpiece. Xu Mang has reached the third reincarnation in "Dark Souls 3", with fifteen in a day. Play games for hours.

Solar, Onion Knight, Saint, Golden Shining... these don't know the reason for their death, but they were pierced by a sword by Xu Mang, there is no way... Xu Mang was silent in the game. The people they met were dumbfounded, but Xu Mang knew very well.

　　 Facing a person who has gone through two reincarnations, who is beyond the rank of the undead, their power is still too weak, they are too lazy to speak, and just cut!

"Ugh..."

　　 "Invincible...It turns out to be so lonely!" Xu Mang sighed, his face covered with the vicissitudes of the years, what is the experience of spreading fire? Some people would say it is a self-abuse, but it is more like a feeling of experiencing loneliness.

　　 suddenly,

Xu Mang's head was slapped severely, and he saw Yang Xiaoman with a disdainful face, looking at himself with disdain. The woman was getting more and more violent, and she had to fix it at night. pause.

　　 "My mother, I am invincible, so you start to be invincible?" Yang Xiaoman gave a white glance and said angrily: "Speaking of which you have been off for five days, when do you plan to work?"

"I'm in no hurry."

Xu Mang smiled and said, "Sometimes don’t look at the surface. I deliberately don’t go. Uncle asked me to stick to it for a month. Although I don’t know why it takes a month, I think... this month is very important to him. Is it important."

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment. She seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes... This Shen Lan is theirs. I guess the uncle will uproot the other party, even if it can’t be completely removed, It hurts for a while."

　　 As soon as the voice fell,

　　 Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "You tell the truth...Zhuang Qingyun's matter, is it the result of discussing with our father and uncle?"

　　 Xu Mang just smiled, and did not speak.

However, seeing Xu Mang’s expression, Yang Xiaoman already knew the answer and asked silently: “Speaking of which...I made a lot of money on the Zhuang Group. Before their listed companies experienced huge volatility, I did it. ghost."

"I know."

　　 "The sneaky look must be doing bad things." Xu Mang said with a smile, "Say how many cars can I buy?"

"Humph!"

"By the way...Big idiot!" Yang Xiaoman gave a white look and said seriously: "Speaking of flu now, are the masks at home ready? It's crazy on WeChat. It seems that you must use some N95 mask. How much did you buy?"

　　 "I bought it!" Xu Mang said hurriedly: "I bought two large boxes, you said the current profiteers are too damn...Do you know how far the current masks are?"

"What to do then." Yang Xiaoman also lay down, then shrank into Xu Mang's arms, and said softly: "Husband...I'm going to the Civil Affairs Bureau to take a marriage certificate this afternoon. Are you nervous? To be honest. .. I am nervous now."

Xu Mang said disapprovingly: "What's so nervous? The marriage certificate is just a bondage. It just proves that two people can live together. The current divorce rate is very high. Because social concepts are changing, divorce is not the previous scourge. So scary."

　　 Hearing Xu Mang’s words, Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he vomited blood. He was still not married, so he was thinking about divorce. Isn't this what he owes? Without further ado... Going up and directly screwed Xu Mang's ears, and asked: "You want to divorce me with my old mother? Who gives you the power?"

"Oh My God!"

"I...I...I'm just explaining a fact." Xu Mang said with a sad expression: "How could I divorce you, love you even... Hurry up, let go. Otherwise, my ears will fall, my wife...

　　The words fall,

　　 Xu Mang was limp, and closed his eyes silently.

　　"..."

　　 "Husband?" Yang Xiaoman patted his face with a bewildered look, and found no response, immediately panicked.

　　 Next second,

　　 was suddenly attacked by Xu Da Zhuozi.

　　 Xu Mang(*￣3)(ε￣*) Yang Xiaoman

　　 "I hate it!"

　　 Yang Xiaoman said angrily, while raising a shy iron fist, hit Xu Mang's chest, almost without bleeding.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang took Xiaoman to the Civil Affairs Bureau and was specially received by relevant leaders. At this time, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were sitting in front of the camera with happy smiles on their faces, and two red certificates were obtained immediately. , For Xu Mang's words.

　　 "Husband!"

Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang’s neck and madly kissed Xu Mang’s cheek. From this moment on, his identity changed again and he became Xu Mang’s real wife, protected by law, let alone... Excited, but it's almost a wedding.

　　 "Hey hey!"

"Please respect yourself, this girl!" Xu Mang said with a serious face: "Do you think that by relying on this certificate, I can limit my personal freedom and rights? Sorry...no, after all, my legs are on my body. I go wherever I like."

"Ha ha!"

　　 "My mother, I will let you lie in bed forever, and see what you do!" Yang Xiaoman raised his small iron fist and threatened Xu Mang.

　　"..."

　　 "Wife...I was wrong!" Xu Mang smiled bitterly.

　　...

　　 Academy of Sciences,

　　 Institute of Physics,

　　Everyone knows about Xu Mang, but it has been so long. Why Xu Mang still hasn't appeared? He seems to have evaporated. I heard that all scientific research projects have been suspended and are in response to the so-called review.

　　 Many academicians felt angry for no reason when they heard this news, but after anger, they were rational and unreasonable... Xu Mang is not a simple person. It is not that investigation can be done. Most people do not have this right.

　　 later found out,

It turns out that the so-called audit investigation was actually said by the Internet, because Xu Mang suspended all operations of the Xu Yang Institute and the Gravitational Wave Detection Laboratory without authorization, and announced the news on the official website. The content of the news is ambiguous, but it is meaningful. .

　　 immediately,

　　 The media and netizens have a lot of brains, which has made this matter more intense and serious.

Sure enough, Shen Lan, the person in charge of the scientific research project review and acceptance team, was investigated for serious dereliction of duty, and then a group of people were implicated. However, with a little bit of dim sum, you can find that these people are the opposite of Xu Mang, and The opposite of Uncle Xu Mang.

　　 at this moment,

　　 The truth was gradually lifted out of the fog, a large net was clearly visible, but the net still could not be seen, because Xu Mang still did not return.

　　 "Old Gu?"

"What's the situation with Professor Xu?" An academician asked curiously: "It's been six or seven days... Is it time to come back? Why can't you see the figure now, just call him... not shut down? Just sleeping, what is going on with him?"

"Ugh..."

"How do I know?" Academician Gu sighed and said helplessly: "Actually, I am more anxious than you. I have an important piece of data that needs him to solve it. Now it's all messed up. I heard that the most messed up is the Space Agency. , There is also a supercomputing center."

at the same time,

　　 Space Agency,

Many projects have been forced to stop. Most of these projects require Xu Mang’s technical support. Now Xu Mang’s person has disappeared, and he has disappeared with you, causing problems in some important subsequent projects. This makes the Zhang Bureau of the space agency very difficult. Helpless.

　　 "Secretary Tian."

"Please inform me about the temporary cancellation of the afternoon meeting, and it will be changed to tomorrow morning." Zhang Ju made a call to Secretary-General Tian and said solemnly: "I am going to several places now~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Come on, how can you treat a top scientist like this? Isn't this forcing others to go abroad?"

Secretary Tian smiled bitterly, and hurriedly said: "Zhang Ju... don't you think this is particularly weird? It's just a doctoral dissertation. Such a big incident has happened. I heard that many research institutions have problems. ."

"Condensed Matter Research Institute, Supercomputing Center, Semiconductor Research Laboratory, Biological Science Institute, etc..." Secretary Tian continued: "There are too many scientific research institutions involved...many people just know now It turns out that Professor Xu Mang has affected many fields."

"indeed!"

　　 "He occupies an important voice in many fields." Zhang Ju said: "Become an indispensable part. Isn't there a saying... The earth does not have you, so it will turn?"

"I don't know if the earth will turn, but without Xu Mang, countless projects will stop. These projects are all based on Xu Mang's theoretical research. Without him...it would not work at all." Zhang Ju said, "Look. Come... the collider is about to compromise."

"what?"

　　 "Which party will compromise?" Secretary Tian asked: "Yes..."

"Correct!"

　　 "This incident is a turning point." Zhang Ju said, "Up to two years."

　　The words fall,

　　 Zhang Ju then said: "I'm leaving first, you will inform immediately."

hang up the phone,

　　 Secretary Tian looked at his interrupt interface and couldn't help feeling...What is the real hard power?

　　 This is the real hard power!

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