I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang, who was on his way home, was waiting for the red light. He received a call from Xiaoman. This stupid lady was at home alone, watching a soap opera for a day, and then drank all the drinks at home. Not to mention...this girl is good enough to drink.

"Husband..."

"Buy me coconuts."

Words fall,

Hang up directly.

Xu Mang's face was covered with the word awkward. Where can I buy coconuts? Immediately stopped by the road, Xu Mang made a distress call to Chenxi and asked if there was a place to buy coconuts from Moyu. According to the truth, there were some who sold coconuts.

"Hey?"

"Chenxi...Is there a place where Moyao sells coconuts?" Xu Mang revealed a hint of helplessness in his tone, and with a faint wry smile, he said, "Sister Xiaoman wants to buy coconuts...this silly lady I knew I was doing things, and now I think of buying coconuts."

"coconut?"

"I can't buy it... Even if there is, it is difficult to find a size suitable for Xiaoman." Chenxi said seriously: "I will call Xiaoqiong... She usually likes to collect these things. I asked her if she had any coconuts."

"Good good!"

"Hurry up and ask...it's really annoying. What kind of coconuts are you asking for?" Xu Mang said with a black line on his face: "Chenxi...If I divorce your Xiaoman sister, which side are you on?"

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Chen Xi almost frightened her soul, and asked squeakingly: "Brother Xu Mang...you...have you been irritated by something? Or what fake wine you drank, how can you talk nonsense, Xiaoman Sister heard that I was afraid that I was going to kill you..."

"I'll just talk about it casually." Xu Mang sighed: "Since your Xiaoman sister and I got married, my personality has become more and more self-relieving...the kind of superior temperament is completely gone. Cruel and ruthless, but... I feel more and more indifferent to me."

"..."

"Brother Xu Mang... have you developed a sense of dependence on Xiaoman?" Chenxi asked cautiously: "It's just a feeling of dependence not to be beaten...to be uncomfortable. I think this is a kind of For mental illnesses, there are many outpatient clinics for the demons. Although the charges are high, the treatment effect is good."

"Ahem!"

"I don't forget my original intention." Xu Mang said grimly: "Don't talk nonsense... Hurry up and find coconut for your sister Xiaoman!"

"Oh..."

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang went to the nearby square, parked the car, put on a mask, and went to a nearby Adidas store. This store is basically the flagship store of Magic City, although Xu Mang doesn’t know why the flagship store and the online flagship store There is a price gap, but a lot of patrons show...a bit of goods.

"Are there any coconuts?"

"Sir... what size coconut do you want?" a beautiful young lady asked enthusiastically.

"Ok..."

"Is there a thirty-four yard coconut?" Xu Mang asked.

"Have!"

"It happens to be a kind of coconut for children's shoes." This beautiful young lady led Xu Mang to a counter and said seriously: "Zebra-colored coconut...because it is a children's shoe, the price is relatively high. It's much cheaper, five thousand seven."

"Oh..."

"Bought it!" Xu Mang just took a few glances and directly selected this coconut. When he took the shoes to the counter to pay the money, he asked curiously: "Excuse me...can it be cheaper? How about five thousand and five? The first time I come... I will be cheaper and I will come next time."

Miss cashier smiled bitterly, and said helplessly: "I'm sorry... reality... this is really impossible, or I will give you a 5% discount."

Words fall,

The lady cashier took out a computer, and started to calculate the price of five thousand seven hundred after a 5% discount, and said with a smile: "Sir... the total is five thousand four hundred..."

suddenly,

The words stopped abruptly.

Xu Mang showed a slight smile and said seriously: "Is it five thousand four hundred and fifteen yuan?"

Take out the phone,

Looking up at the cashier sister in front of him, Xu Mang asked curiously: "Can I use Alipay?"

payment,

Leave,

Leave a lonely and invincible back.

"Scum!"

...

Magic city,

A certain high-end villa,

Yang Xiaoman had just finished dinner and was sitting on the sofa waiting for her husband to arrive. As a result...he never expected that he waited for an hour, so why not let him buy a coconut? For so long?

Is it possible that he also bought a plane ticket to go to Qiongzhou Island to buy coconuts?

"Wife!"

"I'm back!" Xu Mang returned home with a look of excitement, and said with a smile: "I'm starving to death... Is dinner ready?"

"..."

"Why did you come back so late?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked curiously: "Isn't it just buying coconut... It took me more than an hour, and I took it for my old lady. Can I have a snack in the future?" You can't do anything like this."

"It's not that I didn't do it badly, but your request was too much." Xu Mang said seriously: "You didn't buy coconuts before, but now you think of buying coconuts... This coconut has long been scrambled by some unscrupulous merchants. And your feet are so small..."

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

What is he saying?

What kind of coconut has been fired up by the merchants, and what kind of feet are small, does this have anything to do with coconuts?

Words fall,

Xu Mang took out a pair of coconuts for children's shoes from the bag, and said triumphantly: "Look...I am a zebra-colored coconut, although it is for children's shoes...but who made your feet so small? Normal size There is no thirty-four, how about it? Do you feel that you are very happy at this moment? Having such a capable husband."

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

This...

what is this!

My mother, I asked him to buy a fresh coconut to drink. This big pig's hoof actually bought a pair of coconuts? !

"what happened?"

"Excited and speechless?" Xu Mang asked with a grin: "My wife...hurry up and try the size. If it doesn't fit, I'll change it now, don't panic... I have The invoice is there, I can guarantee that it can be changed to the right one, if it doesn’t work... just return the goods."

Xiaoman was angry and funny at this time. He thought that he was old and public. All the previous experiences were telling himself that the big pig's hoof has become a romantic big pig's hoof. As a result... the country is easy to change and its nature is difficult to change. He is still the straight man.

coconut?

coconut!

Or this is the way of thinking of straight men.

Looking at Xu Mang seriously, he suddenly felt that his husband was actually very cute. This may be what attracted him. At the beginning he was a big idiot, far from being as smart as he is now, but his various unexpected behaviors, Deeply attracted to myself.

Angry,

However, after fainting, there is a touch of sweetness.

"Little Mangmang..."

"Why are you so cute?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a serious face, stood on tiptoe and gently pinched his face, and said softly: "Xiao Mangmang...if you keep being so cute , What should I do to my mother? If I don’t see you one day, I will be depressed."

Xu Mang looked confused, and was confused by Xiaoman in front of him. Isn't this woman going crazy again?

"Husband!"

"I just want to drink fresh coconut water." Yang Xiaoman squeezed Xu Mang's prosperous beauty, and said softly: "You big pig's feet actually bought a pair of coconuts... what do you want me to say? Okay?"

I...

you...

Make it clear anyway!

Hearing Xiaoman's words, Xu Mang almost didn't get mad, but the anger finally disappeared, there is no way...who is his wife.

After eating,

Xu Mang was sitting on the sofa and tapping the laptop keyboard. He wanted to write the research report and send it to the relevant journal. At this time, Xiaoman's feet were resting on his husband's shoulders, leaning on his head from time to time.

Xu Mang: (￢_￢)

although,

You can play with this leg for a lifetime, but you can't do whatever you want, right?

"take away!"

"Writing a research report...Your husband, I am an academician!" Xu Mang glanced at the annoying Xiaoman: "Can you respect me?"

"Humph!"

"What about an academician?" Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly: "It's not my little man...I'm not obedient, I will beat you up, my mother!"

"..."

Xu Mang sighed and silently wrote his research report.

at the same time,

The phone on the coffee table rang again.

"Hey?"

"Who?" Xu Mang asked.

"Academician Xu?"

"It's still me... Gu Chong." Professor Gu hurriedly asked: "Academician Xu...Do you know what you want to solve?"

"what?"

Xu Mang was taken aback for a moment, and said embarrassingly: "I'm sorry...Would you say it again?"

"..."

"Ok...Okay!" Professor Gu repeated the problem he encountered again, and asked Xu Mang a few minutes later: "Academician Xu...do you know now?"

"Oh..."

"Magnetic drive electric response..."

"Actually, this problem is not big." Xu Mang said calmly: "According to my guess...your crystals composed of cerium, aluminum, germanium and silicon, when the temperature is lower than a certain level, a magnetic field will appear. A change, you should change it to theoretical calculations, without considering certain circumstances."

"How about this..."

"I don't have time right now, you can wait for five days... Maybe it doesn't take five days, three days will do." Xu Mang tilted his head while making a phone call while writing the research report, "Don't worry. .. You can't figure it out anyway."

Professor Gu was stunned for a while, and it would be done in three or five days?

Don't say...

Academician Xu is absolutely fine.

"Thank you!"

"Thank you so much, UU reading www.uukānshu.com, Academician Xu... You have helped me a lot." Professor Gu said sincerely, "What do we need to do?"

Xu Mang smiled and said indifferently: "It's not necessary... I just help you complete the theoretical calculations, the experimental part... I don't participate in research, after all, I don't have much time, and there are many things. To be dealt with."

"I know!"

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang continued to write the research report. At this time... a soft voice came.

"Husband~"

"Here lies a beautiful lady... She needs your love and care!"

"No time!"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

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