I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

　　 Saturday afternoon,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman came to an Internet cafe in the city center. The boss is a bald man who is only 27 years old. He has a good relationship with Xu Mang. By the way... the boss has been a programmer with five years of experience. .

　　 The top five-linked black private room, compared with the ordinary five-linked black private room, it is more quiet, comfortable and secluded.

"you..."

　　 "Are you kidding me?" Yang Xiaoman asked in surprise.

　　 "What a joke?" Xu Mang said solemnly: "I started writing software at the age of 20 and worked as a programmer for four or five years. When others saw his hairstyle, they knew that he was a senior programmer in the industry!"

　　 Yang Xiaoman was speechless, but it made sense.

　　 Then,

　　 Double row starts.

　　 Xu Mang originally thought that his arrangement would stay up till midnight without any problems, but he was wrong. He was very wrong. When Yang Xiaoman touched the mouse and keyboard, he turned into the queen of anger.

　　 "Four hits and one was killed by my old lady." Yang Xiaoman mastered his hero and cursed: "Do you guys know how to play?"

　　 Xu Mang was shocked, why she was so irritable when she played the game.

　　 However,

　　 Xu Mang was taken aback, his team lost the teamfight because Xu Mang was playing with meat.

Snapped!

Yang Xiaoman slammed the earphones directly on the table, staring at Xu Mang angrily and shouted: "What were you doing during the team battle? I don't know where I am playing? Next time I start a team, I will go shopping for my old lady, believe Don’t believe me, I’ll kill you now?!"

"what?"

　　 "Okay, okay!" Xu Mang shrank his head. The game successfully drove a girl crazy.

　　 Then...

　　The tragedy has just begun.

　　 "I asked you to poke your eyes in the river, where did you insert the old lady?"

　　 "Zoom in and zoom in! What? You let my old lady put a blank space?!"

　　 "Turn back to Q him, turn back! Turn back! You idiot, look back! Put skills! Put skills! Do you understand skills? Did you eat the Q button?!"

　　 Just one hour,

　　 Xu Mang feels that he has spent a century. When I turned black before, it was only voice, but now it is really different after being on the scene.

　　 "You hang up."

　　 "Why do I want you!" Yang Xiaoman shouted at Xu Mang.

"Oh..."

　　 Xu Mang went back to the city and hung up at the spring.

　　 At this time,

　　 He was sleepy.

　　 [League of Legends skills detected, League of Legends skills have been unlocked]

　　 League of Legends Skill +1

　　 League of Legends Skill +1

　　 League of Legends Skill +1

Ugh?

　　 finally don't have to be scolded!

　　 Xu Mang felt that he had hope in his life.

　　 happens to be,

　　 The situation is a bit tense.

　　 "System, how many skill points do you need to win this matchmaking match?"

　　 [Recognized by the system, the exchange value for winning this match: 10 (League of Legends skill)]

so little?

　　 This is the Plastic Bureau, right?

　　 Xu Mang glanced at Yang Xiaoman's record, 21 kills, 10 assists and 2 deaths... It can be confirmed that it is really a plastic game.

　　 I finally got ten skill points,

　　 Xu Mang is out of the mountain.

"I'm coming!"

　　 "Watch me save the world!" Xu Mang started his own performance.

　　 What a pity,

　　 The performance lasted for one minute, and Yang Xiaoman was angry.

"what!!!"

　　 "You idiot!"

　　 "You snatched my five kills from my mother!" Yang Xiaoman grabbed Xu Mang's neck and shook frantically: "My mother, I will fight you hard today!"

of course,

　　 This is a joke.

　　 Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman succeeded in winning this round, and then began to queue for the next round, but... Yang Xiaoman was a little irritable.

　　 "You play auxiliary!"

"what?"

　　 "Ah what, do you hear the play assistant?!"

"Oh..."

　　 Xu Mang chose a support, and Yang Xiaoman chose an ADC.

　　 hang up,

go to bed,

save the world!

　　 "System, how many skill points do you need to win this matchmaking match?"

　　 [Recognized by the system, the exchange value for winning this match: 10 (League of Legends skill)]

　　 Xu Mang came out again.

"Ugh?"

　　 "You play very well with your help!" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a look of horror: "You are born to play the life of a nanny?"

　　 just now,

　　 Xu Mang pulled Yang Xiaoman back from the brink of death with a limit increase in blood. This limit operation made Yang Xiaoman very surprised.

"Ha ha!"

　　 "I'm more than that!"

　　 The voice just fell,

　　 Xu Mang successfully grabbed a head from Yang Xiaoman's hand.

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "I said I was not careful, believe it or not?"

　　 Yang Xiaoman just glared at him, and didn't take it seriously. After all, the play assistants were also humans, and they also needed to be developed.

　　 What a pity,

　　 She was wrong...

　　 once again grabbed the head from Yang Xiaoman,

　　 grabbed the head from Yang Xiaoman for the third time,

the fourth time,

the fifth time...

After 　　 the scene was a little bloody.

"Ugh!"

　　 "I...then what..." Yang Xiaoman suddenly said shyly: "Can you tell the boss and change the mouse for me? This mouse... seems to be broken by me."

　　 "Wait a minute, don't leave!"

　　 "Let him help me change a Cherry green keyboard." Yang Xiaoman continued: "By the way, you can buy some KFC!"

　　...

　　夜,

Xu Mang brought an angry Yang Xiaoman to the cinema. At this time, a large number of Marvel fans were waiting for the beginning of the premiere. They came in and bought a big bucket of popcorn and two cups of coke. I don’t know if it was intentional. Yes, the two are in the most corner position.

"Ugh?"

　　 "Should you not choose a room?" Xu Mang was particularly uncomfortable sitting in the corner, and curiously asked Yang Xiaoman, "How to choose such a side position?"

"Do you think I don't want to choose a good one?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "These Marvel fans are as crazy as they are... I clicked in and got stuck~www.wuxiaspot.com~ The only result was this. Kind of location."

　　 also,

　　 After all, reunion 4.

　　 The movie is very exciting, and it deserves to be produced by a big factory. When Xu Mang watched it with gusto, he found that Yang Xiaoman was actually asleep. Didn't she ask herself to watch the movie? Why did you fall asleep?

　　 Xu Mang took off his jacket, put it on the violent airport, and then went on to watch the movie.

　　 3:30,

　　The movie ends.

　　 Xu Mang watched the whole plot with a trace of emotion, and glanced at Yang Xiaoman, who was still sleeping next to him. He could only silently carry the airport, leave the cinema, and open a single room in the hotel.

　　 walked towards the elevator with a smile on his face at the front desk.

　　 started to sleep,

　　 sleeps in the same bed with a quilt.

　　 just...

　　 Xu Mang took a shower, and then covered the quilt, Yang Xiaoman lay on the bed and fell asleep.

no way,

　　 One person wants to sleep well, then the other person has to pay the price.

　　 Xu Mang chose to enjoy herself and let the violent airport freeze. Anyway, she has good physical fitness in Sanda practice, and freezing does not interfere.

　　 early morning,

　　 Yang Xiaoman opened his eyes and found himself in a strange room, and judging from the decoration style, it was a hotel.

　　 hotel?

　　 Hehe... beasts!

　　 Yang Xiaoman was a little bit happy, but this joy did not last long, she found...

　　 Yang Xiaoman: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Ugh? !

　　......