I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

"what happened?"

"It looks like you are going to eat people." Xu Mang asked cautiously, "Is there something unhappy? My husband, I will be a listener, listen to your story, and give you advice by the way."

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang and saw his pitiful look, not to mention how cute, the anger that had accumulated at this moment disappeared without a trace, and said silently: "Feed me for dinner, and then you You can go home."

"what?"

"Oh..."

Xu Mang didn't dare to ask anything more, and just did it as Xiaoman ordered. Since this stupid woman didn't want to say anything, just don't talk too much, otherwise he might decide what to do again. In the next time, Xu Mang will take a mouthful. Feeding her own queen.

quickly,

The feeding time ends here,

Xu Mang cleaned up the lunch box and ran away without leaving any words. He watched his man rush away, and Yang Xiaoman almost vomited blood, but the breath did not go up. There was still in front of him. More important things need to be dealt with.

There are several department heads in the company that need to be cleaned, and at the same time, the people involved in the decentralization must be caught one by one. The only thing I am grateful for is that the owner of the technical research department did not participate in the decentralization. It is a blessing in misfortune. .

at the same time,

Xu Mang ran back to the company's parking lot, and I have to say that delivering food to Xiaoman today was a very wrong choice. In fact, I blame myself. I know that the company will undergo drastic changes in the past few days, so I don’t want to go online. Minato, fortunately, we can act according to circumstances, after serving the Queen, run away in time...

for a long time,

It was already half past one in the afternoon when he returned home. Xu Mang glanced at the time and silently gave up the option of making a call. Instead, he sent an email to Smith and Hank directly, and then started playing on the sofa. game.

"Hey?"

"Um... well, I see." Xu Mang received the call from above, telling that a large-scale expansion will be carried out in the near future, and this time will take about a year and a half. There will be a large number of three buildings in total. The noise does not matter to Xu Mang, because the Xu Yang Material Research Institute is still under construction.

at this time,

Xu Mang also gave up playing games, lying on the sofa alone thinking about his unopened plans. There will be more and more departments in the future. How should he manage that time? This is a big problem. It seems that the Queen is about to appear. She is very experienced in such things.

...

America,

Princeton University,

Professor Smith came to his office. After turning on the phone, he went out to make himself a cup of coffee. He met many colleagues along the way, and Smith was a good old man and had a deep friendship with almost anyone.

"Hey?"

"Hank...what do you want?" Smith received Hank's call and asked curiously: "If you want to ask about the research report, please ask Xu Mang yourself. I don't know. What is the current progress?"

"No no no!"

"Smith...I think you have misunderstood!" Hank said in a serious tone, earnestly: "Did you not check your mailbox yet?"

"Uh?"

"Yes!" Smith nodded, and said helplessly: "I just came to school, planning to make a cup of coffee, but you called, what kind of mail is in your mailbox? Isn't Xu Mang sending it? "

"you guessed right!"

"I just saw an e-mail in the mailbox." Hank said with a smile, "Smith...you never think of what was written on it, no wonder Xu Mang kept us secret from the beginning, I... This is probably the weirdest research report on doped graphene I have ever seen."

moment,

Smith was aroused with intense curiosity and hurriedly asked: "What exactly is it?"

"What content?"

"I think you'd better take a look in person." Professor Hank laughed: "It definitely surprises you. I dare to swear... once this research report is published, it will resonate with many people. Hit a lot of people in the face."

At this time, Smith couldn't wait. After hanging up the phone, he ran back to his office and opened his e-mail. As expected, an unread mail appeared in it. When he clicked it, it was really Xu Mang's message. Coming.

"Guo droppings doped graphene?"

"This...what is this?" Smith saw the subject of the e-mail, and couldn't help but fell into deep doubts, even the bird droppings these years?

Right,

This was originally an ironic paper. If you use conventional materials to dope graphene, you will not be able to touch the souls of others. In particular, this Crap is very in place, which directly reflects those who attempt to publish papers in this field. Experts and scholars, in fact, all of them are waste.

After downloading the accompanying files, Smith saw the entire process of how bird droppings doped graphene. Looking at his research reports in the past, he often felt unable to breathe because of the shock, but this time it was different.

It’s almost impossible to breathe, that’s right... This is really a tasteful research report, and it directly uses the template of those irrigation papers. If it weren’t because bird droppings were really unacceptable, this research report was actually can.

what?

There are actually two ways of synthesis?

Oh my god...Couldn't Xu Mang really study guano-doped graphene?

Smith has been completely crazy for joy. It’s been too long, too long, not so happy. This research report is more than just a routine template. It directly raises routines by a level. Under normal circumstances, it is a synthesis method of a paper. However, Xu Mang Instead of taking the usual path, he has to use two.

Once this kind of rule is formed, many people will collapse, because some people do not have the ability to discover two synthetic methods at the same time.

Readers of the above article,

Smith's expression kept smiling, until he saw the structure diagram under the scanning electron microscope, and instantly pushed his emotions to the highest point, Xu Mang... was so creative! In fact, it's not serious nonsense, he really did some systematic research.

All methods are the same as some irrigation papers. It should be based on their plan to study guano-doped graphene step by step. The result... there is really evidence that guano-doped graphene is indeed better than non- Doped graphene has more electrocatalytic effect.

what does this mean?

Even guano-doped graphene has an electrocatalytic effect. The previous messy doping methods are actually the same as guano.

"Hey?"

"Hank...I just read the research report." Professor Smith laughed and said, "I think it is very good. Let's use this report. There is no need to make any changes. The original version is sent directly. This is simply my life. I have never seen the most funny research report."

"Speaking..."

"The submission of this paper will probably cause a major earthquake in the graphene field. I don't know if Xu Mang can carry it down." Professor Hanke said worriedly: "I'm worried that he won't be able to hold on to it halfway, and then his heart will collapse."

collapse?

It seems that Hanke's understanding of Xu Mang is not very deep.

"Ahem!"

"Hank... Believe me, Xu Mang is far more powerful than you think." Professor Smith said seriously: "Don't worry about the bold delivery, he will not be overthrown by these experts and scholars who can only pour water. Besides...what qualifications do they have to judge a Nobel Prize winner in physics?"

"it is good!"

"In that case..."

"Then it's so decided." Hank said.

...

Magic city,

At half past eight in the morning,

Xu Mang got up very early, washed briefly, and after putting on his underwear, he went out for a morning jog. In a few days, he would come to the Queen for dress-up activities. Xu Mang did not want to lose his chain during the event, so he planned Take the time to exercise more these days.

Not to mention,

In fact, there is still a little effect. I used to be unable to sleep at night. Now I take a shower after running, and I fall asleep directly by touching the pillow, sleeping better than before.

One hour,

Xu Mang returned home, then rinsed off his sweat, put on a new set of underwear, and then cooked breakfast for this lazy woman. It was already 6:30, and he was still up, and he knew all day. Bed.

Ugh...

The previous Xiaoman was not like this!

Is laziness contagious?

maybe.

After frying a few eggs, frying a few slices of bacon, and baking some toast, Xu Mang took the breakfast and went to the bedroom, patted Xiaoman's handsome face lightly, and said with a smile: "Wife... It's breakfast."

moment,

Yang Xiaoman opened his dim eyes, exuding a smell of sleeping beauty, and stared at Xu Mang.

"Do you think I'm beautiful, my old lady?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at this big pig's hoof, and said softly and charmingly: "My husband~ I want you to feed it!"

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

wrong!

Things are not as simple as I thought!

"eat by yourself!"

"Goodbye!"

Xu Mang left the little goblin's lair directly, for fear that the little goblin would eat people a second later.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

idiot!

Big trotters!

at this time,

Xu Mang went straight back to his study. Just when he turned on the phone, he saw a prompt from the system. There seemed to be two new unread emails. He clicked and glanced at them. They were sent by Professor Smith and Professor Hank.

The content is similar,

Expressed my high respect for guano-doped graphene, and at the same time let myself be careful, Walls of Columbia University, this is a highly qualified professor who has a great say in the field of graphene~ www.wuxiaspot.com~ is also a leader in the field of doped graphene.

According to the content of the email sent by Professor Smith, it is clearly stated that this guy named Walls is of the same nature as the China Graphene Association. Both have their own journals, and they have to charge a lot of fees last time. .

cut!

I will be afraid of him?

Xu Mang looked contemptuous.

Suddenly the phone rang, and the caller was Professor Hank, the editor-in-chief of "ACSNANO".

"Hey?"

"Academician Xu Mang... I will confirm it again with you, have you considered it?" Hanke said solemnly, "If this is sent out... I can't come back again!"

"Ok!"

"Send it!"

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