I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Regarding this paper,

Xu Mang came up with a very low-key name "The Uncalculated Ghosts and Charms", but he didn't know how to spell the English for "The Uncalculated Distances". The final name was changed to "The Uncalculated Distances," and he had to say that he reached the top. Some words still don’t, and I don’t know if there is no such super English.

After uploading the research report,

Xu Mang ran downstairs alone, picked up the PS4 controller again, and played the game frantically, but there were no major releases recently. This was very fatal to Xu Mang who was a fan of stand-alone games, until Chenxi called. Phone, the Warcraft Guild will open up wasteland MC at night.

"Reclamation?"

"Is my number at full level?" Xu Mang asked curiously.

"It's full level early!"

"All three books have been graduated, so what... I spent a total of 5,000 yuan in leveling fees." Chen Xi said helplessly: "I said Brother Xu Mang... Since I'm playing games, I should be fully committed. Invest in it? You created an account like this, filled up a ten-year monthly card... and then you played to level ten and found a power leveling. What is this?"

Xu Mang said awkwardly and politely: "I'm busy...but now it's alright, there is nothing on hand for the time being, so have fun with the game, by the way...Is the wasteland group led by you?"

"Ok!"

"I'm the regiment leader and commander." Chenxi said solemnly: "Brother Xu Mang...you have to have fun, don't make trouble in it... after all, it's not a group of relatives and friends. No one will accuse you of destroying the group. In the game... if you kill the group by causing a monster or make a mistake, you will be sprayed to death."

"Do not worry!"

"I'm a thief!" Xu Mang patted his chest and said with a smile: "I want a legendary weapon... Give me the wind sword."

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Chenxi almost didn't vomit blood, and said helplessly: "Don't make trouble... this is not a group of relatives and friends, how could it be possible to give you this superb weapon, and it would be embarrassing to get all the wind and rain. ...In short, the first one cannot be given to you, and the second one I will try to black out you.

"Fine!"

"I was aggrieved a little bit, and barely blacked the second legendary weapon." Xu Mang lay on the sofa with Erlang's legs upright, and said slyly: "Say, isn't your sister Xiaoman pregnant...waiting for her belly to be big. From now on, we will pull her in, and it will be boring to stay at home every day. It's better to play Warcraft nostalgic clothes."

"Oh..."

"In fact, compared to Brother Xu Mang, I hope that Xiaoman will come to play games." Chenxi said: "You always don't obey the command, behave wildly, all kinds of strange behaviors, but Xiaoman's position, consciousness, and operation are all Top class."

Xu Mang was a little unconvinced, and asked stubbornly: "Let you see what the real operation is at night!"

Snapped!

hang up the phone,

So he hurriedly came to his study room and moved the laptop that specializes in playing games. This player's country laptop was sent by Chenxi. I heard that it is a dual graphics card configuration. The memory is only 64G, and the video memory is even more up to it. 16G, price...don't know.

Anyway, Xu Mang doesn't care about the price, he can only give it away, but...this laptop is too heavy to travel with it, which is a pity.

Log in to the account, I saw my character, a beautiful female character. Because of the PVP server, Xu Mang’s character name is very personal-your father, and this name also made Xu Mang a celebrity in the game. The role scolded by the guild.

[Your father is online]

Xu Mang is online...

The guild just exploded!

Seeing a group of extremely excited players catching his own squirt, it made him feel very uncomfortable for a while, but he quickly forgot the feeling. In just a few minutes, everyone forgot the existence of the guild.

Nowadays, role-playing online games are no longer what they used to be. One can play happily. Lonely wolf is always lonely in the game, just like Xu Mang... riding a horse in Azeroth In the world, wander around, see the scenery, climb mountains and so on.

bored...

But it's quite leisurely.

At this time,

Chenxi confided Xu Mang in the game and asked him to go to the dungeon together, and then Xu Mang directly entered the team, and then he was scolded again...

[Your father joins the team]

Teammate A: @#￥%...!

Teammate B: @#￥%...!

Teammate C: @#￥%...!

"Hey?"

"What are you doing?" Xu Mang received Chen Xi's call.

"Brother Xu Mang... do you want to delete the account?" Chen Xi said without tears: "Your character... is so irritating. Every time your character goes online, it becomes the entire guild. Members' fathers, when you get off the line, the members' fathers are gone."

"..."

"Then I will take the name'Your father is about to die'?" Xu Mang asked cautiously.

"No no no!"

"This'your father' is very good." Chenxi thought about the picture, but the picture is too beautiful to think about it. According to the current situation, the name is actually pretty good, and it's better than what Xu Mang had proposed. The name is quite nice and full of elegance.

after that,

In the team with Xu Mang, Chenxi completely lost his reason, and as expected... he is an unorganized and disciplined person. Not only does his damage play low, but his character is poor. He dares to ask for any equipment. A malignant tumor.

Hit halfway,

Chenxi really couldn't stand such a teammate, so he called Xu Mang and kicked him out of the team directly in the game. Then Xu Mang went back to the city to watch the scenery.

after that,

Xu Mang directly turned on his work computer and looked at the upload time of his paper. What he didn't expect was that it was still uploading... But this is normal, after all, this is more than two hundred pages of content. And now arXiv seems to be spread by many people, plus server scaling.

in the afternoon,

Xu Mang drove to the company and took Xiaoman home. The couple were chatting about some messy things in the car. The content was unsightly and extremely embarrassing.

"Hate~"

"Big bad guy!" Yang Xiaoman's handsome face has turned red. She knows that her husband is a big gangster, and she knows all kinds of unbearable jokes, but she never expected that this big pig's hoof is like this. proficient.

Okay,

Marital life needs some jokes like this, to polish it up properly. Too plain may become a habit, gradually increasing the distance between each other, and even starting to sleep in separate beds.

"Ugh?"

"Will you split up with me?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

"how is this possible!"

"I'm a big gangster, do you think I will let you go?" Xu Mang said with a smirk: "Don't think about it... anyway, I won't let you escape."

"cut!"

"You are still a big gangster. I will teach you how to behave every minute." Yang Xiaoman looked disdainful, but when he thought that he was pregnant, he couldn't help but feel helpless, just bear it...what else? Everything is for the sake of the child, but where does this big pig's hoof go?

Secretly glanced at Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman was quickly relieved, how he had come here before, how he has passed now.

"Wife?"

"I want to play games with Chenxi in the evening, but this kid thinks my skills are not good enough, do you...you help me?" Xu Mang said, "Warcraft...you should know that the old fire's nostalgic clothes recently , Chenxi and I have formed a guild, and today we will play a team copy."

"can!"

"It just so happens that I'm bored." Yang Xiaoman nodded, and then said: "Then you will be a baby tomorrow."

"Oh..." Xu Mang nodded and asked cautiously: "Have you played?"

"Played."

"I'm pretty good, let me get familiar with the strategy, by the way... Talk to Chenxi, I want to command!" Yang Xiaoman said.

...

night,

Xu Mang is sitting in his seat, looking at the upload time of the paper, he can succeed in three hours, and I don’t know if it is due to his own network. The upload rate is too slow... It used to take up to a minute, but The previous content was only a few pages.

"Wife?"

"Are we fiber optic?" Xu Mang frowned, and rushed to Xiaoman, who was sitting on the opposite side angrily, and said: "Are we restricted by speed?"

"do not know."

"You make a phone call and ask, if the speed limit is limited, you should complain to the department." Yang Xiaoman was logging in to his account, and on the role selection page, he saw Xu Mang's character and said with a displeased expression on his face. What's the bad name?"

"Hehehe..."

"You know it when you go online." Xu Mang said mysteriously.

Immediately after,

This character is online.

[Your father is online]

In an instant,

Yang Xiaoman was frantically scolded by N+1 players. Xiaoman almost went crazy. He raised his head and stared at Xu Mang angrily, and roared: "Are you crazy? Take such a bad name... Do you want to live? So many names are not taken, but a "your dad"... looking for scolding!"

Xu Mang shrugged and said nonchalantly, "What should I do? This account has cost thousands of dollars, and the monthly card alone has been used for ten years!"

"moron!"

Yang Xiaoman said with a black face.

after that,

Yang Xiaoman logged into the voice system and communicated with Chenxi on land reclamation. After knowing that it was Yang Xiaoman, Chenxi was still very happy. After all, it’s the first time a team dungeon for land reclamation, so I don’t want to bring a time bomb like Xu Mang. Around.

"I'll play with this account from now on!" Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "I will command all the copies, by the way... Give me the president, I will be the president!"

Xu Mang: 囧

That's horrible,

Even in the game, the style of this strong woman remains unchanged.

quickly,

The copy started,

When the team commander Yang Xiaoman spoke, the entire voice system fell silent, followed by cheers, what beautiful command, what beautiful head, and all kinds of beautiful titles. For a while, this is disgusting. The name sounds very elegant.

Xu Mang: (*￣︿￣)

What a special ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ Are these people human?

Knowing that there was a female player with a sweet voice, she began to praise all kinds of praises. During the day, the buddies went online and kept scolding me... Now this attitude is turning a hundred and eighty degrees.

"Humph!"

"Spitting out you guys later!" Xu Mang showed a sinister smile, he knew...the grumpy personality would appear on Xiaoman's body soon.

Half an hour later,

Xiaoman, who originally had a smile on his face, was already full of dark clouds at this time, and his tone became impatient.

finally,

A straw overwhelmed Xiaoman's last trace of reason.

......